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come hood, iphones don't freak them no more.

infact they go for guys with tourchlight, because they know he got twice that in his cribs.


get updated, iphone where every young teenagers get for hand.

I feel your pain brah, accept yourself for who you are.. it be better that way.

comrades make we tell this fàggot?

fake assz story

you go settle community, better bil them well.

thinkmoney:
You like fight. But I love you however. I haven't met you before so why won't I?
Note though, that there are people that have gift of reading people. I have had a lot of experiences.
I never inferred that you were arrested because of your bad english. I just said confidence and the means of showing it (which good skill of communication is among), goes a long way at determining how Nigeria police treats you. This is the truth. It's not only true with Nigeria police, it holds true with everybody.
They are wrong to have profiled and milked you the way they did.
However, bro, I have been able to measure your personality just from here. I have looked at the way you present your thought, the way you construct your arguments, the slangs you use and even the 'OG' in your moniker and I am certain I can decide your personality to a relatively good extent.
May God judge those policemen for treating u that unjustly

let's make this my last comment to you, since you have a "special gift " of knowing I can't speak good English vocally and my confidence level is low that's why I was arrested, you must be a better seer than falsprophet1.
boy you need to come out from your mamas womb, more often because you are still living there.
when I was your age I used to think and behave this way online trolling uncesseraly, until I grew up to a man that I am.
soon enough, you realise they are some cases CONFIDENCE can't handle Alone.

thinkmoney:
Oya bye bye....u av given off yourself too much here.
People with discernment would have seen you for who you are. Enjoy your weekend bro
Plus, I wasn't there with you and the policemen, but you see I was able to correctly determine the way you related with them. That's discernment. I had an issue with them just this last Sunday and I handled my experience with them way more better than yours.
Find peace bro.

funny how you used discernment twice, trying to show us how good you are with english but maybe you are not as sharp as you think.
Boy I just felt like engaging your tantrums this morning because i know your types, mummy's pet and daddies frnd. people like you can't survive in the creeks on their own.
I tell you what, the fact that you are comparing my case with yours on a different scenarios shows how immature you are and am Just wasting my time.

what a joke, with all the things been said about nigeria police force you still arguing I was arrested because my English wasn't good.

thinkmoney:
Coming at me this way validates what I have thought about your intelligence. I said those things based on observable realities. I didn't insult you, I was just stating the fact about about my observation on how they respond to people that speak good English confidently.
Sorry. U hear

you didn't insult me, buh you assumed I was arrested because I didn't speak "good" English with them.
don't you see how dumb u are?
police man spoke pidgin to me, I should start blowing big big grammer's because I want to prove a point.

fûcking lowlife illiterate coming here to form professor in english.

how confident do you think you are? have you seen men with balls?
all this kids thinks life is the same like their mamas kitchen.

thinkmoney:
From your writing, I deduce your English isnt really good. I suspect u were not able to defend yourself in fluent english.
You probably was putting in some broken english that might have given you off as 'just one if those guys'.

yes your right, my English isn't really that good.but you understood me right? So all the people that are taken to the stations unjustly their english isn't that good? Or those doing time in jails dont know how to speak English when they were caught..
What a disgusting slowpoke you are, you should be ashamed of your reasoning. It shows your brain is not using it's full potentials.

Scientheosopher:
Your rights were largely violated. While takening you to the station is constitutional, they weren't supposed to put you in a cell, especially one with excreta— something that harms health! What they should have done is put you in a clean room with basic "sleepy and nighty comforts"! And you should have been set free of charge, because they later found out you aren't a suspect. Yet you say this is not to discredit the Nigerian Police!. It seems you liked the treatment. Or perhaps you don't know the meaning of that word.

Bros, you talk like say nor be Naija we all dey.

You want make them start to manhunt for me again for Post when enter fp...if the problem start you go dey there with me?

Agbeg free me jhor.

I nor get level, I nor get connection.

We all know how the country be.


For you info no one likes the treatment from Nigeria police.

tete7000:
He has never been convicted.

Thanks for this.
That's why it's good to educated.

dawnomike:
I pray you never experience such ever again

Amen my brother.

This is my second time to be unlawfully arrested and taken to a police station. yesterday their defense was they heard a complaint some boys were constituting nuisance around the neighborhood so they came to perform what they call Raid. I been unlucky,I had to go get barbecue and banana around 8:30pm just to have as my dinner...I needed something light. The keke I entered on my way back I was stopped, they ask for my ID, which I didn't have on me. Buh I told them what I do for a living....just because they saw Tatoes on my hand... They put me in the back of the car along with some boys that they have already hold..I had to sleep cell for the sec time in my life yesterday.. before morning came, I gave them my statement and got bailed out by my landlady.

here are the top 7 things I observed




1) HOLD YOUR GATE FEE


you be surprised what gate fee am I talking about, are you entering a concert that wizkid and davido are performing artists with ladies twerking, no bro..it's a cell filled with lowlife criminals of different crimes.. hardened criminals..as soon as they see a fresh person about to be put inside cell.. THEY ALWAYS EXPECT YOU TO COME IN WITH MONEY. because for them survival is what they all about..and to survive they need food daily, because many of them have been abandoned there with no body coming to bail them out.

I was forced to pay #500




2) COUNTER OR INSIDE CELL YOUR POCKETS DECIDE

can you believe I was told by one slim female police clerk, that if I was to stay in the counter till day brake I have to pay #1500.
it wasn't new to me, I had only 500naira and some change left after the barbecue purchase..I pleaded with her to take it but it fell on deaf ears..some guys that came with me quickly sorted them self out and they were told to pull their bosers and sit in chair at the corner...while the rest of us who couldn't afford was taken inside cell.




3) BAil is not free

Why was I arrested? They saw me with the barbecue and banana I bought on my way home, but they still took me to the station because I had a Tatoe like who does that?.in a civilse county...I told them I was into music during my teen days, even til now, I still get called for features and mentoring.. but this police they Just didn't care to hear from me at that time....I knew they took me as a meal ticket.mthey said am a bad boy because I have a Tatoes.



4) YOUR SOCIETAL STATUS DOSENT MATTER INSIDE A NIGERIA POLICE CELL

Those hardened criminals don't care if you own 3 venzas or benz...range rover. Or if you've build an estate or operate in real estate. They just need you to maintain and follow the laid out rules.... they don't care if your a big man or not...INFACT THE MORE AJEBOYISH YOU LOOK, the weak they sense you to be. so you have to be focus, shine your eyes and behave like them.. or try to.

They say when In romans behave like the romans.



5) SENIORITY DEPENDS ON THE STRONGEST

Yes in a Nigerian cell, it doesn't matter who first came, but who is perceived as the strongest.... but the person who has been there for a week has a higher advantage than someone who just came that paid gate fee to get a place to lie down with the smell of piss and shît besides him. Why? Because no how you came in and meet 5 guys inside..those guys has already bonded since morning...gisting... telling stories and the rest. So that just came need to use your head...if not those guys will change it instantly towards you.





6) YOUR FOOD IS OUR FOOD


I DON'T think I have to explain this, is self explanatory...the cell member's has its own governing Bodies from PRESIDO TO DIFFERENT POST. so if your bail was delayed, and your people brings food for you. The right thing to do is call them to join you.. you can't just eat it Alone.
It's never done that way on my 2 experience.




7) EARLY MORNING SINGING DEVOTION


ON my 2 experience, 5am everyone is expected to wake and the morning devotion starts between all the cells in the police station trust me if it's 4 cells...the 4 cells will coordinate the morning devotins together singing praises and worship to God almighty for life...then the presido leads them in prayer.






Note: this is not to discredit the nigeria police system but for we all to come together and share and relate With our different experiences in life thanks

The way they are hardened criminals so are they innocent people who are Just arrested unjustly..

am asking because I would like to sow a seed to such lives someday.. without taking it as my property.

hello all.


Orphanage kids that grew up without getting adopted what happens to them when they've reached adulthood? like between the age of 20 to 25?

I mean they can't be living at the orphanage house for the rest of their lives?

Does the government give them money to start up a business or the orphanage body.

Please feed my curiosity.

I think this boy dey friend one of nairaland super mods, dominique or the gay finestboi.

this girl looks smelling

lovediehatelive:
I have noticed that fair ladies are attracted to me and fall for me easily.

In fact, there's one in my office that keeps giving me greenlight but I don't do office romance. My collegues wonder what I did to get her attracted because she's kinda hot and some have tried without success.


However, my personal choice is dark skinned ladies. The irony is that these dark skinned ladies usually make it tough for me, while fair skin ladies makes the wooing and all that flow easily. There is this dark skinned lady I chased for months but nothing come out . Along the line, I came across a light skinned lady and things just flowed easily.


Who else is in my shoes, how do I handle this, I want dark skinned ladies.

ubûnja is right

this simps can never learn