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Epicji:
6 months

ok thanks

Abujaexpress:
I was really baffled by what my heavily pregnant goat did yesterday.

Actually, we have been keeping the goat and she put to bed early last year, a he goat or kid which has grown since them. We use to keep and confine both of them indoors untill the goat and it's kid started showing the crave to step out and hustle to feed and play/mingle with thier likes. We started letting them out in the morning and by evening time, both will come back home and even if they meet the gate locked, they will be using thier limbs and heads to scratch on the gate as notice to us, until the gate is opened for them.

But gradually, they will go out and not come back home, untill after maybe several days, before you will see them. From days of remaining outside, it turned to weeks, while we were always keeping close watch on their whereabouts. Infact, the day I went out searching for them, immediately the she goat sighted me, she ran to me and followed me home while the kid later came back home to join the mother.

What actually shocked me yesterday was that, for over three weeks, the goats have been away from the house, but surprisingly on Wednesday morning, the pregnant goat came home, this time around in the morning, scratching her head and limbs seriously for the gate to be opened for her. Since it is unusual seeing the goat in the morning and because we were going out for work, my wife wanted to send it back to the fields, but the goat refused to go, instead it entered the compound.

We left for work and coming back home in the evening, lo and behold, the goat had given birth to two bouncing kids, hale and healthy. This really baffled me that a goat could know that she was in labour and she had the sense to come back to the house to give birth!!!

Honestly, when I got home, I have to clap for the goat. She gave me reasons to believe that goats, if properly cared for and tendered, can really act reasonably like human.

N.B. I will upload the picture of the goat and the kids later, when I get back home.

how many months do goat stay pregnant

kushercain:
What are you thanking God for? This an awesome child growing up experience dude. So next time stfo

what value did it add into your life

flokii:
As far back as 2006 if I remember correctly and remained guest for almost 10 years before registering.. school stuffs and all wouldn't even give me chance. We had others like naijapals, naijaloaded, getjar and co. then, just that those ones have options to upload and download files.

you talk too much, just drop the year

2020

USELESS things... death by hanging sure for am

Flyfly:
Ugly man uglier wife

bad belle no good.. I for buy car for you but you no get good character

Candidlady:
Yeah so old...

You should always put respect on my name cuz iam old enough to be your mud

Kungane?

Yai mata zafi

Candidlady:
Why

you old

Candidlady:
Funny how they all want 18-22!!


Reading.....

cry

siofra:
We know your type. They are everywhere on nairaland.

Even Goat, dogs and sheep are not exempted.

Nah only women bruh

i never did this in school... thank God for London private schools

Bros me I Dey fuckkk anything

This poch na bastard
Who Madrid go face now??

This girl Sef

Yoruba and Edo people over to you

useless rema bastard

nothing.. don't have time for that, na money we dey chase.

who was there counting it

JoeRizzla:
Barz

wetin be barz

Money oh, once I see that money na instant joy.

timaya murderer..

Rahkman:
Me as a fine guy I dey use am tire for babes any good looking guy here will understand where I am coming from. All this mumu girls go dey form nonsense I go just ghost dem na dem go dey beg me later...when I don already get another babe I dey lash...if the babe sexy to ignore I fit begin chat on a normal level so I go lash. Some girls u go ghost them ,dem go block you,I no dey even notice,later them go unblock you...begin chat you up say you bin forget them,some go delete your number after 1 month , them go come back especially if you Don drop one fresh pic for ig...dem go begin message you make you give them back your number ...mumu girls

rakhman you sabi

iLegendd:
Broken plates.

https://www.nairaland.com/7010309/what-picture

Bros you na psycho oh, lol..

iLegendd:
Work on yourself when others are sleeping so that 100k won't sound like Heaven, but just $174. I worked on myself when you were busy roaming Nairaland, so allow me to breathe now that it's paying off.

You have two choices.

1. Hustle legitimately when others are sleeping so that money won't insult you or
2. Stay online and don't hustle as you get jealous and angry at others spending the way they want

Modified:

Take a look at the screenshot below — I just got the message now. Work on yourself so that Bank of America will send you free money every month end while you sleep.

Legends don't work/chase money or women — they put everything in place so that money and women chase them.

Note: Some of you actually think I brag and showoff, but one day, you'll realize how hard I try to educate you guys to live a better life and not become criminals or suffer financially or sexually in life.

When I'm gone is when my messages will start to resonate with most of you. A Nigerian man doesn't always see the message early — he sees oppression first.

chief wetin be the update now

I go still smash.. anything wey won happen make e happen

Wizkid and burna boy... the greatest of all time.

gambojimeta:
OMG

so that means naira bigger than rubic