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Efe42:
Hello guys please I can't say much I'm so lonely right the Girl I thought love who I've always care for with my help and advice she just got a job after a year's of sitting at home now without no reason at all she break my heart please how can I move on I need to clear my thought away far from her!!

she dey my house now, we been dey bang since morning.

akosy:
He's lucky, cos no man can escape a Python's or Anaconda's grip by himself. The profile of their teeth is curved inward; the more you struggle to pull out, the firmer the grip of his teeth.

nah nigga you a liar... if you inhale the more it suffocate you.

audio.. this guy shameless.

Decryptor:
My dad is a gay he used to ass rape me as a kid.

damn..

msMonyei:
Who go buy crypto wey neva get worth? What is the value of 1 pi? Lol

Omo I hear china men dey buy am oh

Decryptor:
I wasn't talking to you.

stfu

Austineva:
welcome dear

welcome dear kee you... you too like woman.

kenzysmith:
1. Going to brothel
2. Playing bet9ja virtual
3. Smoking weed



I will gladly choose number 3

how you no go choose 3 when you dey do am steady... smokers full this place oh.

JBoss25:
you just wasted ur time that thing na fake

Omo na too go sell am very fast be that..

Decryptor:
Oga, if you watch that movie, no matter how hard hearted you are, you no go like dey alone in a house once it is 6pm o.

bros you be novice... I watched them movies and slept like a baby.

MarquisKelvin:
She said to me, The truth is that I loved him not because he got me an iPhone no , but because it was genuine
Do not say the reason why I love him is because he’s financially stable cuz he’s not the first person

She's staying

so y'all are together now? I got this kind of ish too, well kinda.. I asked my girl if she wanted a iphone for val, but she said I should get her a teddy bear instead.. what kinda of girl doesn't want an iphone that's what I'm thinking right now??

yahoo boys dey spoil relationships steady, who needs updates??

HenryDion:
You'll wait till kingdom come

alaye na you sabi, me I don stop for here.. anytime then lunch i collect my money simple, you na hater.

Paxxcarl:
Between God and man this one don reach 30 wallahi

bros na him late 30s him dey.

Xtianah09:

This life is all about risk ma nigga

bros come teach me how to gamble na, I won become useless like you.

federal9:
How did you expect them to win when there are killings in the land?

Kidnappings, killings, looting, injustice, etc.

wetin concern all this one's with football..

naija don comot there's no need showing other dead countries football.. this is nairaland not african land.

PI for life.. I have over 20000pi, just waiting for this mofos to lunch make man chop better money..

Modified: All this bad belle people, make person no beg me tomorrow oh, because me I stingy die..

worldclass68:
Even some biscuits re way expensive sef.....lol

bros you no lie oh, I buy on biscuit for 30k last week, na small small I dey chop am.

Death is anyone - Kratos.

Funtobewith:
Some monickers like thegidredpiller
Davash222
Bigharddick
Certainly one of the most useless ones on here
More to the list

stupid simp, them won open ya eyes but you're to blind to see. ijiot.

God.. women useless.

baba when I dey uni my rommies na babes, no time.

cow say na masturbating make am fail jamb

coward

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OJEEMAH:
When Messi had the best scoring ratio in Europe, he was nicknamed "EIBARMAN" by some pained ass Penaldo fandogs even though stats shows his favourite opponents were Real Madrid, ATM, Sevilla & Valencia in the league and EPL teams in the UCL.

I stand with Benzema

I hear say this guy dey come psg sef

black bullet

FERNANDEZISBACK:
But I like the way you agreed with my point..you were so mature to understand where I was coming from..
I hope other guys can be like you to understand that one woman doesn't make all..same way one guy doesn't..

Thanks for being sensible to understand my point..

mind games..

this guy be like cockroach wey you flip upsidedown.

yahoo boys with wack dressing, which kind shirt be this.

Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. I have come to realize that ladies are more stingy than guys. This is not to say that we don't have stingy guys. For example, a lady might have #2,000 in her pulse, and would still want to take money from a guy who has just #500. Who can relate?

bros your girlfriend just useless..