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GuyWise101:
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Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

A dot national is representing well

lucky muhfucker... you don escape this naija babes.. she get sister even if na imbecille I no care.

RealGboy:
My girlfriend packed her things into my house fully last 3 months cos her rent had expired and she couldn't afford to renew it .


I stay in a One bedroom apartment (self contain) but it was big enough for just the both of us , However to my surprise she arrives at my house with her bags and a little girl about 5 years old .


I was shocked and angry because she never told me she had a daughter but when I confronted her she begged me to allow the little girl stay with us claiming the young girl is her elder sister's child and she only started taking care of her Because her sister died ..


Although she try to show me proof and pictures hoping to convince me, the truth is that I find it hard to believe but I had no choice than to accept both of them .


Now the little girl is my problem in that house because my girlfriend stopped having sex with me in the night cos of her

We always wait untill she left for school before we had sex which could be annoying cos most times that hardly happens and the reason is because I usually go to work earlier than the little girl so most times we spend days without having sex .


Now I woke up one faithful night around 2am and I was shocked to see what the little girl was doing..


This girl who is just 5 years old was praying to God on her small mattress beside our bed ,I tried very hard to remain silent and eavesdrop then I heard

" God pls provide for uncle Nonso (me) ,bless my aunty (girlfriend) and provide a new phone for uncle Nonso (Me)


After saying this weird prayer she slept back as if nothing happened


. I couldn't sleep again, I kept wondering why she prayed that God should provide a new phone for me when I already own a phone or does she thinks my phone is ugly or old?.. then a voice in my head said

"Dude she's just 5 so why expect a meaningful prayer from her "..I nodded my head in agreement

Although that increased my love for the little girl and I decided I'll start treatimg her like my child ,with that I slept off woke up early as usual and left for work .

On my way back home from work that same day ,I boarded a commercial taxi as usual to my apartment ,I was very tired so I slept a bit in the taxi .The driver woke me up when I got to my junction.i payed and stepped out .

Just as I was walking into my street I checked my pocket for my phone and it was gone !!...I screamed cos it was an iphone X plus I saved a whole year to buy it .

I tried going to the park to locate the driver and see if he helps me find It but all to no avail ,both driver and my phone were gone ..

I got home that day and I couldn't eat ,I told my girlfriend and she tried to help me track it and all but it was useless.


I suddenly remembered the young girl prayer and I begin to wonder if she is a witch or just coincidence..


The next day I woke up again around the same time ( 2 am) to find her praying and I eavesdrop again

This time she said

"God pls provide for uncle Nonso ,bless my aunty and rest in peace Mr landlord"

With that she slept off again like nothing happened,I couldn't Sleep after hearing the last part of her prayer like what does she mean by rest in peace Mr landlord.,



I must have slept off while thinking about it and by the time I woke up the in the morning ,I rushed to take my bath and leave for work .

When I got back later in the evening , I was shocked at the numbers of people in my compound , my girlfriend then told me the landlord was discovered dead on his bed this morning by his children

I suddenly remembered the little girl prayer and I shouted " witch !!!!!!".....


My girlfriend was confused and asked me who I was referring to but I told her not to worrry

I changed the topic but secretly in my heart decided that as from today I would always wake up 10 mins before 2 am so I can hear the young girl prayers,.

That night I couldn't Sleep well I was waiting for 2am so I can eaves drop on the young girl prayer.

When it was 2:05 she woke up and prayed again

" God pls heal uncle Nonso ,bless my aunty and provide plenty Food for us" ..


She slept off again and I just froze on the bed .. Heal ? But I'm not sick now ,does that mean I'll be sick ??...

Well that would be nice sha cos that will enable me get some break at the office and rest at home


Typing............

guy you get problem oh.. ah ah.

Smartguyboy:
Bitcoin just finished me just lost $3k the way the sh*t is dropping $3k btc is over #1.5 M

meaning say e won dey crash??

women and dicks eh

neyyoh:
There's a big criminal syndicate operating on Instagram.

Scammers and prostitutes/ influencers/love-vendor's.. that's why these things are happening.. na just little evidence.

Nigerians are not good people at all at all, they ruin everything.

my brother you no lie... we bad.

neyyoh:
This is what they do online.. some are even married sef.. prostitutes everywhere.

No sympathy for these whores and their customers.

chief which one be this one??

SmellySperm:
Maybe we should wait for the second Cummin to know if there was actually a Cum

agreed brother...

Whydonaldtrump:
This picture was released on Facebook by model prebiproy

why him nose be like fowl feet.

Infolenka:
It takes a lot for an African to win a Grammy award. There are very limited categories for African artistes and only a very unique and revolutionary artiste can bag a Grammy. American artistes can get away with singing cliche songs but not an African artistes.


Here are the reasons why Davido will never win a Grammy.


1. He only sings about sex, women and money. Compare that with burna boys songs that bite deep into issues ailing Africans and paints a very artistic representation of the typical Nigerian society; our culture, attitudes and lifestyle, with his music.

2. There is no revolutionary or powerful message in Davido's songs.

3. His songs don't really cut across genres. He only sings the same stale afrobeat songs that thousands of artistes are singing. Only that he does it better.

I think artistes like Fireboy, Rema and Omah lay will win a Grammy before Davido.

agreed... very wack songs.

officialmario:
Some ladies may be having an affairs with their lover, they had great time together, but he is no longer answering his phones and looks to be unable to meet your demands. You may have fallen in love with him, but he vanished that night after having a taste from you, it happens to me at times whenever i have sex with a woman i dont have much feelings for, the love disapears after having a taste of her, but i always try to make myself available for her, even after the whole scenario.
I had love the whole house to shed more light on this.
Why do men lose interest in women after sleeping with them.
over to you.

as soon as I cum, I cum to my senses..

person wey do this thing wicked

SmellySperm:
You no Cum, him no Cum, Cum come show, abeg na who come Cum?

we go ask people wey dey cum.

Loveybird:
An hungry student needs your help please.

0100404624
Bella James
Access bank

God bless you as you help me.

begger... student kill you there liar.

praiseneo:
In order words, MOL be gayy

I dey tell you, na so peruzzi go wear nail polish that day.. I come begin suspect those 30bg guys.

Marvieduke:
Shameless bitch.

I tell you... that's what niggas get when they fuccck hoes.

If this girl do leg over.. no be here.

girlFlavor:
Good evening nairaland.
Please I have just got a new phone and need some to tutor me on what I can do to make money with it

cum let's make a sextape with it.

that gbayi boy kante no dey.

best news so far.... remain final boss for aso villa.

Buzx:
It's a very risky venture and you could lose everything. If you're a crypto newbie, then this is not what you should be looking to start. Start normal crypto first then you can research about yield farming to know more.

ok sir... thanks.

see as e be sef... unkept muhfucker.

Buzx:
I'm a yield farmer and liquidity provider. The crypto is a place to make and lose money.

bros me self won do yield farming? how will I start??

Sysdatek:
For crypto people
Yield farming Liquidity mining Spot trading Futures trading Arbitrage trading Tokenised stock trading

how man won run this one's now??

God india no be country... you report rape case to police, police come rape you join again... this people mehn.

see person father...

ikllbrokehoes:
He's a legend, we won't forget him

which legend... you know wetin be legend??!

Quincy38:
legon legon

ghana babes sure for us abi?! naija own don cast.

wiseone28:
Maybe that is how she can react by beating her up

cuu... but this na animal behavior.

wiseone28:
She should thank her or call the police?

insult her back to na...

this man go dey do irrelevant things... reduce dollar baba.