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chatinent:
Hello,

Quick one: so a lady, bold, tall, elegant, beautiful, well-dressed and cultured.. walked up to me and booked a date tomorrow during eventide. She's sb who I had often hi-ed while passing by.

This was no borrowed courage. She was in for it.


I didn't give any responses.. as I watched her walked out.


So, fam, what do I do?

only you all this one, that means you handsome pass jesus oh.

abeg una no get good news

mrkings84:
Moon don full, Na sun we go drop u!

bros anywhere good, as long as I no dey naija.

mrkings84:
Pls when is Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin traveling to space?

Am tired of this country!

baba e be like say I go follow you... make una drop me for moon.

EmptyGarden:
These people no really get work o.

bros just imagine say na you find that egg come sell am for them... we talking trillions bruh.

[quote author= post=102715960]Actor, Mofe Duncan, shared the photo of a bunch of plantain that cost N6000. He posted the photo on his IG page with the caption, Reports.

From The Update Gathered By , '' This 3 & ¾ bunch of plantain cost N6000 (six thousand naira). Read that again.
? #WhereDoWeGoFromHere ?''

See The Photo As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG[/quote]I swear this nigga lying.

if them kill all this people who go cum dey vote for una... useless mofos

jah bless ya hustle

expired

old thing

Celsony:
Anya oyine. Ashawo dey every tribe in Nigeria

but na tiv babes dey top table.

God forbid... I can never go to a brothel in this or any life time, tufiakwa.

DGynx:
Younger Brother of Nigeria's most famous comedian, Yomi Casual was involved in a Ghastly Car accident last night on the island on his way home.

The Father of two took to his Instagram page this morning to share the news with the caption, ONI DURO MI ESE O!.

From the Pictures of the accident, One can see that it was all God's grace that his alive looking at how wrecked his Jeep was.

ONI DURO MI ESE O was the song popular gospel singer Tope Alaba criticized two nights ago while performing at an overnight church event sighting that the Holy Spirit doesn't support the song.

According to the latest reports, ONI DURO MI ESE O now has a challenge on social media.

source - https://twitter.com/Creebhillsblog/status/1404298666823892992



https://www.instagram.com/p/CQFX1Y2D6Cz/?utm_medium=copy_link

first rule of yahoo no buy car.

samwillyco1:
Do you masturbate? Stop it if you do and eat more it bananas, bitter cola for some time, during sex take your mind away from sex, don't look at her face, when you want to cum withdraw your cucumber from her borehole, for some time let the spam go back first before you continue your work, with this she will cry

Oga you be bad man

blazepascal:
I thinks its premature ejaculation.the only way to stop it or reduce it is through your mind.its a ming game .if you are too excited when having sex you won't last long.

award winning answer

FarahAideed:
The fact that Nigerians are the power house of Bitcoin says a lot

bros you get any idea to start this bitcoin matter??

money good... the woman still young, my type of women.

sirjoggy:
South west and human part are like 5 and 6

bros asin the level wey men dey do rituals now no be here.

30yrs and my wife go be like 80yrs... and na billionaire.

you no well you go dey play ball, you die na family members go share ya benefits mumu erikson.

theoneJabulani:
All attempts are being made to resuscitate him

e no pai?

Cutehector:
A hungry girl can do anything for money.

true that bruh.

who dey win between protesters and buhari??

danietohbadt:
Loool.

I met so many amazing girls on 2go.
Never really had to japa when I met any of them.

Here's just one of the several girls I met back then, but for privacy reasons, I no go show her face.

bad guy.

see chelinni dey laugh.. meanwhile blacks for naija dey protests for half dead man..

God I tot I was nuts, till I came on nairaland... lol

laluski:
Long and short of it;

In a typical shisha session (about 1 hour), a shisha smoker can inhale the same amount of toxins as a cigarette smoker consuming over 100 cigarettes. Like cigarette smoking, these toxins put shisha smokers at risk of developing heart and circulatory diseases, cancers, nicotine addiction, and other health effects.

Drops mic....walks of thread

something must kill a man... took that thing once imma like, them mix that shii with weed, twasnt funny at all.

shii been green a long time...

ubunja:
Small boobs big ass

you be man.

bros na women be the real Satan.