₦airaland Forum

SmellySperm:
U no go work today?

today na my off oh, na till tomorrow... you nko?

SmellySperm:
My guy! As i no get work na,how i go do

oya na baba, carry on.

SmellySperm:
But your moniker says you're Female

this guy na everywhere you dey.

Ikwerelastborn:
in all sincerity my girlfriend vag!na became too wide after her NYSC and I found means to dump her after seeing her WhatsApp messages indicating she was a serial cheat.
She begged but I already made up my mind.can you imagine I will dive inside, it will look like my prick is just suspended on the air? Funny enough she was in her early twenties.

I got a virgin gal and the difference was so clear,only simps stick with women with multiple body counts with wide vag!na

Alpha males sabi say virgin gals are treasures, they have no emotional baggage and always committed, blessings to all virgin gals

bros that NYSC na slaughter house.

useless gay... the footballer ugly sef.

Nomanlike:
So I got this job as an accountant to a bar and lounge in Ikeja. Went for the interview last two weeks. The waitresses there are beautiful and they seem to notice that I am hot too. the manager that interviewed me stared into my eyes all through. Felt so uncomfortable. I will be resuming this evening. I hope Lagos girls allow me to be. I'm too handsome to work in a lounge because women will always come close but country hard. God no go shame me

hot nigga... flex on baba na your time.

sunshineV:
he has bright future ahead of him. he's just 26

bros I tot he was 17??!

Austeeenxx:
Na those of us wey cast the old ones go still cast the new ones.

no be lie brother

NewDelhi:
I just read the news about tunde ednut being banned for the 7th time on Instagram. This guy called mark Zuckerberg is becoming unbearable. Like I'll always say , na competition wey no dey I blame. When Facebook started in 2004 or there abouts, na beg this weyrey dey beg people come open account. Na coz he don blow he think say he fit dey Lord over every Facebook user around the globe. Zuckerberg to me na very irritating sadist.

Just look at china, they ignored the nonsense called Facebook and created their own. Twitter tried the same shi with the Nigerian government and they were treated accordingly. I don't support the banning of Twitter but also, it's a wake up call to Jack Dorsey and his minions. We need more of that. As for Mark Zuckerberg, have you ever wondered why the weyrey keeps banning your accounts after you create another one? That's because he tracks 5 things
IP
Cookies
Browser fingerprints
Tracking pixels
HTTP-referrers

So even if you change IP, you can't escape at least one of the remaining 4. I for like if everybody just leave Facebook and Instagram for this guy make him and his staff for silicon valley dey enjoy their nonsense alone.

agreed... all this social media don cast, we need new ones baba.

bros na money, without money even we fine boys dem no go hear all this one if money no dey involved.

saphiere:
A male child is a disgrace awaiting to happen.

why did she follow them, if she had stayed at home non of this would have happened... Female child no dey hear abeg.

dederocs:
An eye for an eye, a life for a life. I believe in the old testament.

nah

useless things...

minasota:
To God be the glory, Love is a beautiful thing
After so many years of friendship, She finally said yes I do on the 1/7/2021

Lala beg help ur boy push am to promise land

bros if I no envy you make I pai... see better babe abeg. she get sister even if na her mama I go manage.

big boys, big boys.. you no well you go dey smoke.

I wish this guy na my papa.. all this cars I for don own am.

Kenturkey048:
Dude...This is 2021....you comment over something of 2019...2 good years dude..2 good years....wake the f*ck up...

bruh you don Bleep up... just accept it, hope you're an alpha now tho.

Kenturkey048:
Godddd...How would a guy cheat on you...why Guys dey fuc*kk up like dis....if I get you...I will worship the ground you step on..see as person pikin fyn...

useless simp

Oluwapresley:
Lol. Oga, I used to love this country more than you will ever love it. More than. I wanted to get into the military to defend this country. I didn't care about losing my life to defend this country.

But when something is as clear as day, there is no point speaking otherwise. Maybe this country needs to be separated for any good to come out of the individual bits.

For as far as I am concerned, there is little or no hope looking at the people of Nigeria. We are sentimentally moved rather than thoughtfully. Other negative things alongside.

no be lie sha

I no even understand

Oluwapresley:
Arrest that will scatter the country.

Let's just be observing.

so na your prayer be that abi, if anything happens to this great country we go arrest you.

supportnija:
Useless thing, I think we have better thing to think than one useless Albino

very useless thing... as them catch am see as e humble.

God go purnish everybody for those pictures including the camera man wey snap them.

I swear the song wack... useless song.

this one na tout na.. yahoo boys don suffer.

she wassa hoe... but she been dey give me money steady that year.

bros this one na the aba version oh.. 800k for cloth, that means na everyday I go dey wear that cloth oh.

ClixMaster:
Whatever you do, AVOID Mass communication like a plague. E get why

you wey no study mass comm which kind work you dey do?!

shey one pastey warn am say them go poison him drink... make e dey very careful. 30bg don remain 500kg

KB007:
Honestly bro, why would a sane man see all these endowments but still opt for a hardware like him?

no be juju be that.

gay men dey miss.. lwkmd.