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acidtalk: DROWN YOURSELF!!!

hahahaha...
On the contrary, post her number here, we might call her up for u. And hey, post d pix too..that will make us prioritize if it's a matter of urgency or one to be ignored.
But i got a hunch, did u say she flashed back? Or she called d unknwn number?
Never mind, post d pix and d number first, all other things must come later..

dadicvila: you must be an idiot,if u dont know the meaning of "Forza" u beta ask....Forza Seedorf!!!kant 4get the goal against Man U at the San Siro and also the one against Bayern at Allianz arena(dat distance shot),Godbless you and make your days long...FORZA MILAN!!!

when we start cutting out slacks for fools, then make your opinion knwn.

maigida231: For those dat don't know d meaning of forza in Italy,it means strength or force,guess by nw u know wat it means,nxt time don't make fool out of urself,@kingwax is a privilege u know nw,nxt time if a donkey lyk u don't knw wat it means ask than mak fool out of ya self.once more forza Milan.

hey kid, allow me to elucidate better by hanging at the helm of ds little erudition..
Forza, literary means 'strength and force' but when u use it in statements which usually comes wit an exclamation, it means 'go'. So think of it, in for your deluded mind, u were actually sayin, 'strength and force milan' right? When actually it means, 'go(wit a force and strength of a horse-), milan!
I hope u learned somethin today, kiddo? When next u check up a new word, pls undstnd dt it's meaning when writing is sometimes very different in speeches!

Cleverley: use ur head.

you'll be saying that to a guy wit a head

atuboweke: when u are in the yoruba land or a yoruba woman or man lives around you...make sure u sprinkle the Blood of Jesus at night and spray the Holy Ghost fire before going to bed because of their juju and diabolical nature.

don't let us derail this whole security thread my friend, but for the last time, i repeat...
When you're in the northern
part of this country, alwys
avoid to be in the same room
wit anyone u see wit a small
head, small limbs and a fat
body. The fatness of d body
might due to bombs stuffed
inside the jacket...
When going to the eastern side,
1. visit your herbalist for juju to
disappear,u might want to be
kidnapped...
2. Keep your ideas and intentions to yourself or small time Aba go start the usual fake mass production and their brothers go start to dey claim credit for everything.
And lastly, to secure your
future, do not vote for PDP

When you're in the northern part of this country, alwys avoid to be in the same room wit anyone u see wit a small head, small limbs and a fat body. The fatness of d body might due to bombs stuffed inside the jacket...
When going to the eastern side, visit your herbalist for juju to disappear,u might want to be kidnapped...
And lastly, to secure your future, do not vote for PDP

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maigida231: A player dat is 36yrs bt still runs lyk a machine with a fantastic abilities dat he has,ryt nw he d only player with alot of trophies both cl etc,we will always have u in our mind n heart as one of our best player ever,forza Milan

everythin na forza forza, forza barca, forza milan, forza inter, forza england. Why u no shut up before u start forza GEJ...I bet u dnt even knw what it means..forza dumbazz!

hotwax: Is anybody still paying tithe? I think Nigerians should stop paying tithe and start accumulating their money for guns. The so called pastors are just there to sweet talk innocent poor people and collect their money.

Church should be a place of power, love and family.
Church now is a place of death and the so called pastors are only concerned with your money.

Many Christians are dyeing everyday, and as wealthy as those pastors and MOG/CAN they did not do anything to protect the lives of their tithe payers.

Wake up Nigerian christians.
The bible says "Ask it shall be given" and not "go to church it shall be given"
Churches are now clubs where you dance and marketing/stock exchange.

The Church of NIgeria has failed especially as Nigeria is heading to Yugoslavia ethnic/religion cleansing. The church is still busy defrauding and commercializing.

In those days church were symbols of power. Pope/Pastors were leaders. I remember Roman catholic had its army that defends catholics. Now they are just business moguls.

This is a war time, the church should REALIZE this and be prepared.

Christians, know the type of church you attend, a church that cannot defend you, fight for you is not a church. Church should be a family and a seat of power for the christians. It is the house of God. They just associate with you just because of your money.

You may not like the truth. Because it hurts.

i wasn't surprised nobody liked your post. It was full of shitz! And christians, no matter how angry they become, are mostly slow to kill cos of the fear of God. So, if your pope is a devil, ask him for a gun.

jude33084: You have rightly asked a question that if pastors put a gun to members head? Well, I will say No bt do 419 also put guns on their victims head? The answer also is No

the question still begs itself...answer this, do 419ers forced u to be gullible and part wit your money? If a pastor promised you hundred folds, did he force u to biliv and part wit your change? Cos it's guys wit changes dt complains most, people wit money do so without complaining! Keep your change dude!

redsun: These animals are no less deluded than christians that dole out their monies to thieving pastors in the name of fulfilling god's wish.The only difference is that the moslem deluded are ready to blow up themselves.

Orgarnized foreign religions are for the mentally dead like most nigerians.

if u die well, it will be a mistake. Why shldnt u pray for d so-called-deluded christians to start bombing innocent people too so dt the equation will balance. At least to a fool like u, there comes no difference! You shld be hopeful at least, they are peaceful to a fault!

Ali929: Gals learn 4rm dis.Sme pple tink dey ve had worse situation after reading this u wud say urs is beta....

have u ever wondered why they said history will alwys repeat itself? Tell them, it won't stop those foolish girls anyways!

Sorry, i was reading too fast and i started skipping so many verses. And, from where i started reading to where i skipped to, i also don't knw what good is it i've read.. Pls tell me, is there a good part i skipped? I might like to comment on dt part.

Scash: Yessma... u can like to wash the floor with detol so when is bowing at your feet all the time he won't have infections.

learn to shut up! Biliv me, you'll make a good statue! And a useful thing too.

pronysha: Please read and understand, don't just take the smoke frm the fire, my man is my best friend and i can only wanna get married 2 my best friend. Am talking abt being submisiv here, in my post i talk abt when i thot i knw wat that word ment bt i got it all wrong. My mum neva told me fear yo man like yo boss, she said respect him and treat him with grace lyk u do with yo boss. I respect my boss coz his higher than me & his the head of the company. Please read & understand b4 u reply.

sweerie, be yourself. You already said you'll be offending some little bunch of junks here so don't mind some embittered responses. Some of them will end up begging for marriage. Happy married life in advance jare...you're every man's dream. A woman wit a good profession and a humble mind. What else can a man pray for! You'll make a good mother and a perfect example for your children. Live on sweets.

Harbioollah: Now am getting xo confused

*seems like you are the new minister of Women affairs here on Nairaland*

i tire o. When u hear 'witch', na woman. How many wizards still dey around? Except computer wizards though. Even na these women dey patronize babalawo most to destroy another man's life for doing this or that. Don't come here dey tell me say d evil wey men do out-weighed d women's. because we lash out physically doesn't mean all those poverty, failure, crazy men, impotency, suicide we're seeing around is not caused by those witches! Those species are mistakes, except for fucck's sake though.

Scash: who 'liked' dis

killz. They're friends, dnt forget

Biliv me i didn't get u? You're what now? Cos your advocacy for women these days beats me off! What you've been saying is normal, say somethin else and tangible. Like, women can claim dey love u and kill u for their concubine etc. Why paint then so nice? We all bunch of badasses...the preferences shown towards women these days are disapproving..come to think of these...
Protect woman rights here and there. So, men are what now? Scapegoats?
A man slaps a woman, he's jailed, a woman slaps a man, she walks free. People will say, leave her now, u shld undstnd she's a woman...
Man touches lady, she screams sexualll harassment, but vise versa? no show!
Man rapes, women dnt...abi?
Woman sues for divorce, she collects her share of d man's sweat..man sues, she collects her share..again?
You wan open door, sit for eatery, give gift, it's ladies first, danger comes...then they scream..'be a man!'
which one self? And now u dey claim woman no be weaklings, them go scream gender equality but na men still dey suffer...jst all me to say, 'fucck you all'

sexkillz: [color=#000030] There is absolutely no excuse for infidelity. . . If you truly love a person, you won't cheat on them. If you say you love a person and still make up excuses as to why you want to cheat or why you had to cheat, it's either you do not understand the semantics of love, or you are downright irresponsible![/color]

why am i agreeing wit u on this? Somethin must be wrong. Seems you're right though. But hey, i so much love my girl, i'll die if i caught her cheating..but me, i cheat like hey! And i so much love her.

The saying dt one travels wit plane full of snakes is not because d ride is not pleasurable. It simply means no logical form of escape. If it's a car, u can alwys slam d brakes and jump off, but in a plane, u either get killed, jump and die, or pray to survive d trip...as much as it fits wit your write up, your explanation for it is not.

^^^
guy u funny die.
But there's alwys a solution..first, undstnd dt to stutter means there's a friction btw the voice coming out and your oesophagus. One local remedy is to mix a portion of both brake oil and palm oil in ratio 1:3. Take a spoonful every morning and before sleeping. This might take like 3months for any noticeable effect. U might like to keep it refriegerated though. If dt helps, pls let me knw.
If it doesn't, i will only advice u date dumb girls, i mean, gils who can't speak, wit God, i promise u dt even ur stuttering will be so precious!

ICEMAN01: Whats to hate?..Is it right for any woman to just randomley ask a guy she barely knows for a BB?

pls, i dnt knw what 'randomly' denotes in your statement. Care to explain, Oh ye cheap muthafucker?

SAFO: hmmm is this your advice or did you copy paste it from somewhere else because it reads like an article.

is it safe if i say your meant to say the porter is not intelligent enough to write an article? Nairalanders and foolishnezz

prettyjulie: look at me properly and tell me if I look like a man thirsy girl,people like u should have under gone screening before even having access to dis site mtchew

now i dnt get it. Are u guys staring at each other now? But what da fucck, seriously, by 35yrs, u'll be hungry for guy! Shey u still dey do yanga ni? By d time u old so tay your face begin wrinkle, and creams dey find their way into d wrinkle parts, u go join prayer warriors when hunger caught up wit u? What a dumb statement! It's ladies like u dt has no respect...age is on your side? Okay, time doesn't wait up though!

[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't know about me but I know that Reality LOVES pweety[/quote]oh, here comes the caricature of a saint

mike0806: I have a crush on jesica. Is not new anyway cos I've been wanting to kiss her ever since 5rd grade

hahahaha...kid, say it again,what grade? '5rd?' that shld be oral english, right? Hahahaha

Idowuogbo: I like me some thug luvin!

Will u b my Ja rule?

i'm like thinkin thug loving was tupac's patenty.

Thanks for d fake story anyway...fill up these loopholes..
1. Other men broke your heart..before u were 23...in 2011. How many men have u really dated at your age?
2. Now, i presume you're working and can afford an ipod and a blackberry but while in school, your boyfriend assists? Now, wit your boyfriend, who is also 24, tryin to get good grades in school, does dt make him still a student while u are a graduate now, or u, who had little money in school suddenly start plucking money from trees to by ipods?
3. Like seriously, how d fuckin old are u?
Now u guys are gettin me mad, do u jes have to post? That's how a deranged girl was talkin abt an imaginary MUSLIM FIANCE and small time, she puts herself on the better side as d one wit d cash...YOU GIRLS ARE FUCKIN WANNABES! Y'all jes need to stop posting your fantasies!

4evergod3: you dalover are the fool! All he wants to do is save Nigeria and all you want to do is sit passively and watch her burn. What have you done or said that has contributed in pointing Nigeria in the right direction?

shut your fucck up you son-of-a one eyed church member! All he wants to do is get relevant. And fuckin funny enough, all he got to do is go against a top official and in nigeria, u'll be fuckin so relevant! But what da fucck, is dt his ministry?

Okay OP, stop!!!
There's only one thing dt nullifies ds whole spewing, and that, 'muslim'.
It's incoherent, i aint a muslim but what's dt got to do wit your imagined predicament? U only want a counter-religious war but sorry, it aint happening. I think you're a low-lifer lying fuckin daughter of an eve!!!