₦airaland Forum

okwanuzo3: Why do all nigerian movie scripts require the actors to cough/ hyperventilate to show they are about to die? was just wondering if it does happen in real life and i'm unaware

ask from the chinese movies' directors. They sure are the master in that.

andyzoga: U guys should go and make films that'll match Ghanaians standards instead of attaching cheap excuses. Afterall, the consumers reserve the right to buy whatever they like with their money.

if i'm missing somethin pls fill me in. Which standard is dt? Is it the hyping that mostly proved impracticable or the ever continuous immoral scenes. I for one has never been their fan in movies. When they started, we all can see it was an exact story of previous movies in nigeria, later, they jumped to the immorality aspect. And come to think of it, the best movie in ghana is produced by nigerians so shut it pls.

djfiifi: Nigerian movies banned in Ghana?
Its a big lie,i am not a fan of those movies but i see them in Ghanaian movie shelves anytime i go out.

it's banned doesn't mean it can't be smuggled in.

FXKing2012: Where is that Bluetooth eediot? Yorubas have always been known to be all talk and no action.

pls give an example. Cos the world knws dt after your failed attempt to secede, all u do is threaten and threaten. And all d guns wey u pack that time na yourselves u dey use am harm. U turned armed robber and militants terrorizing your people and other nations. It's all biafra biafra and nothin else. oya na, up biafra! Foolish dreamers! For your eyes sudan parted, them no even make such noise. Na u bring lantern find trouble o

Deedee49: Weddings are naturally emotional! I shed tears at other peoples wedding, so i wonder wat'll happen on my own wedding! I hope d priest wont ask me to come back wen i'm calmer!

you cry at other people's wedding? Pls who u be?

I think most cry because of some thoughts in their mind...for example, choiceless old hags alwys cry because without choice, due to age they have to settle wit ds fool..
For younger ones, they cry because, God, i'm gonna be d one to cook, wash and oh God, carry a baby for months. How i wish i'm still wit mama...
Both example are for girls though. A guy alws smile and it's simple, the thought is alwys, 'shey u dey do yanga before ni, i go fucck u up down right left and center. You're dead today!

mkmyers45: Why do i have the feeling that these may just be talk that may not translate to action?

it's simple, if you're from d east, it's jes as a result of the psychological imprint caused by d upshot of threats without action alwys posed by your people. You're bound, to think that way!

I'll never pray to meet such a friend of yours. Though my finance aint a saint either. I'm proud to say she had her ways far more dn your friend's but all before we met. And it's been great so far it's a past. Show me a girlie dt fuccked six guys while in a relationship and u won't need looking for a LovePeddler. She shld jes pray things get well and continue wit d guy cos to me, he's gonna be d only guy i knw willin to love a LovePeddler!

Baba were ma ni man OP yi kë!

[quote author=Mynd_44]^^
Honestly you need to change the way you think. The man will cheat no matter what. The Housemaid was just closer to home. If she was not available, he will go after the neighbour even if the wife is always home and without cloths on.
I advise she keeps her job and leave the DOG(husband) the fact that he did not even take into consideration that he might infect her with HIV is evidence enough that he does not give a crap about her[/quote]saint of nairaland, here u come again. Alwys playin d better side...there are some circumstances dt will make u do d wrong thing so tell d fool d truth. What kind of a foolish job will not allow u be a woman and still u talk like it's all good. The man might be a cheat like me but still won't be able to go dt far as to let d lady knw. Have u come to think it cld be aborted without d wife knwin? But here, d man aint givin a fucck anymore!

Make one sensible person help me push this song from tu baba...
no finish the lyrics o. Leave small for another person to finish am...
'If no one talk abt you.......'

[quote author=truelove.com]@poster and @moderator i don't like this news at all...Dbanj just want recognition,he paid so much money to be on the front cover of that magazine...psquare got signed to konvict music without paying a dime, but the so called dbanj got signed to goodmusic by paying so much money to kanya west. psquare has signed a deal with universal music group, which your so called dbanj will not get.I don't hate dbanj, but what i hate is how u people over praise him.[/quote]wow! Sometimes when u hate, u display too much foolishness that u forgot to wipe your shitty asss! So, dbanj paid so much or he was paid 3mills in dolls to get signed? Oh! Now, one universal group in south africa is now on top of d goodmusic in US or def JAM in UK? You're a big fool

It's like normal nigeria where u have to knw someone before u get dt thing. It seems knwin one of d mods gets your crap to the front page. Cos ds is real crap!

PlayLover: pehaps dbanj isn't mature enough to hide the whole hand, thats why he is hiding only the THUMB. i wish there were other proofs.

^^^hey u, crap!

cap28: An illuminati slave is placed on the cover of a magazine that no-one in the UK reads and nigerians are going crazy smh!

what's d illuminati? I knw nigerians loved to eat all poo dolled out to them. Do u think dbanj will ever be an illuminati? Even your president can't be. A guy is making waves, hitting it big time and y'all keep beefing him. It's clear it's dawn on you dt he made your man, don crazy, you're jes on d failed angle. What did we really hear abt your solar 'perplexus'. No usual airplay, no don jazzy again. The big fish has left d water, y'all scramblin to survive. Forget your hatred, dbanj, for now, is having his time, i dnt knw of tomorrow. It's jes futile tryin to hate...
You knw his new slang?
'I'm skibanj, eh, ömö nla...to ba wa mi ninu odo wa bambë ëja nla!

[quote author=~Bluetooth]He's rolling with better human beings, so the different look is expected unlike when he was with those buttwipes[/quote]i like your explanation for dt fool because if you've resolved to say, 'wit new powers come new responsibilities' he wldnt have understood you!

queensmith: i just get excited when i hear that choone everywhere i go now, its too much of a choone, Don jazzy did well with that choone. . . . . . o we're meant to be talking about dbanj? sorry. . . . .

Whats the observer magazine?

i was jes begining to like u, seriously, why d hating. If nairaland has a magazine, you'll be scrambling to appear on it's front page. So shut your fucck up stool!

[quote author=baby-boy]The Observers make millions from advertising so its better to hand it out to millions for free order than to sell it to a small group.[/quote]thanks jare. That mag is not a low timer...we all knw dt...unless u aint relevant in the u.k

[quote author=Mr..Cork]ladies i just broke up with a chick.. am free! [/quote]someone needs to tie u up again, you're never nice when you're free!

190: Thanks Kingwax for sharing
But if I may ask why are u having 2 girlfriends

Dats cheating u know

yeah, i knw. And odd enough, it's alwys been my hobby. Can't date a girl. Once my girlie is around me for like six months before she travelled, i alwys take my time for some cheap-chops. But i don't disrespect my girlfriends and i'm too honest to lie. Though, both haven't met but d assistant knew she has a boss. But d boss must never knw!

Y'all baffle me. That individual that thought of writing the U.S over drone attack is a fool because it's never possible. See how d fool looks like a person who begs. For U.S to act in anyway on a nigerian soil, they're gonna seek for permission. Do Nigeria looks like somalia or hiati? Bunch o' fools

freecocoa: ^^Why would you think that?do we now measure a guy's intentions by what they offers on a first date?

gosh! Girls these days are pathetic! In all of my life, i've never taken a girl to an eatery, i swear! I hate it like it'll drive me crazy! Is a date meant for people to sit and eat? What's a lunch or diner for? Plzzzz
my dates has alwys been unforgetable i swear. How abt roamin d park, sitting under some tree wit some bottled drink and some snacks and all u can alws grab when hungry... Help her dab her mouth, remove a spec of dirt..walk some more, hold hands see a movie, visit d museum and jes rushin inside d eatery to get some things again or jes resting in there to talk.
The truth is, u shld have mapped your ways before takin her out...apparently u'll be spendin much than jes sittin in an eatery talkin trash and formin posh!
And some dates has alwys been in my home cos i made it look like a lunch date...i pick her from rendevorz, get a cab to d market, make her call some shots, by some things, cook together and all that. It's all fun. First date is very lovely. I hate both dt girl and d guy. They one spec of shitt in a cup of curry!

Interesting topic but seriously,
1. I don't like your friend, she is definately a thief for detestin a guy for what he offered and a fool for going to d guy's house on a first date. Judging by what she wanted to prove abt herself. What class is she tryin to prove afterwards? I seriously dnt bother or see a girl as cheap cos she visited me on a first day out, but by your friend's attitude, if she wants to prove a class, she shld act it first.
2. The guy aint testing anythin, queensmith's said it all, he's a cheap-chop...he will try to bed your friend on minimal cost. He doesn't have time for her.
But in all, a first date can be anywhere and seriously your friend only made it worst by what was offered. What if they went to see a movie, wld she have eaten more dn a popcorn and a cup of coke?
A date is jes to hang out and talk to knw each other, but naija girls and their stupid wannabe attitudes!

^^^
Ask kanu Nwakwo!
And besides, dt guy will by now be 30yrs. He probably wld have impregnated d girl now, marry her or used and dumped her so eat your advice it's no more useful!

Okay, my fiance...
I'll rate her 6/10
she's beautiful, slim and a very nice stature and faithful. Hell, she can cook. Biliv me, even better than i've ever eaten. Any kind of food. Very good wit fashion, hardworkin and alwys ready wit house chores, hates house maid cos she's jealous, average in bed but not all fun. but she's proud and extravagant. Not good wit money and gives freely. One thing though, she supports to a level..she can't kill herself o.

Her assistant, wow, i'll rate her 8/10.
Equally pretty, nice smile, great stature too. Also light skinned and faithful. She's never cooked for me but a good cook too cos she cooks for her house. Very hardworkin and jealous too. Better in bed and wow, she's all fun but gets tired quickly. She's all over me and ready to share. But, her parents hates me cos dey think i'm a player and not good for their daughter. I'm proud of both of them though. Anywhere, anytime, anyhow!

I love to have it wit the nigerian military police women. I was once in a barrack at ibadan, i jes love them jö

Describe d object in her hand so dt i might knw whether she is holding a PS2, 3 OR X-BOX PAD, but since u didn't mention anythin like play station, well i dnt think she's playin games...maybe the game is playin her..

kilimanjaro: Who is this mad blind man? Where did you spring from? Afumaka O. Sunmonu!

google is your friend na. Why d impossible questions abt your lineage? Technically, u do not exist!

Nice one. But i aint joining u on facebook. You'll be flooding my page wit too many unwanted she-stories. Cos that all u seems to knw

kilimanjaro: What's the biggie? I met a lady on Nairaland a couple of weeks back and she came to my house the second day!

gbenu soun jare..didirin

egbeman1: Thanks man,u re rly on point.
I rly don't stammer.But I did dat thread for a purpose.
Wats ur opinion based on a neutral ground,witout the stammering ishh?
Seems I will get points from u.
Tanks again!

ko kuku ni da fun ë..were

Dyt: i tot dis poster said ladies dont stick wit him cos he stammers

one shld be careful wit these hawks on nairaland. U mst knw every handle by heart for u to knw it's ds same guy. Well, unless u're all a profile checker! Kilode gan?