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michelin89: I think the only way to quench an attraction is to consume it. . .or you just walk around with a burning desire devouring your mind! not cool!

i knew it! I knew u were a fuckdrift! Though u have managed from recent posts to evade a pin point, but now i can see you're fuckdrift, u fuccked anythin that's appealing your eyes!

slimyem: ^its not fear,its CAUTION!
I have always carried a lot of that around...

you probably haven't met me. I bring down those walls around u in a record time!

Another Okija: Who come be Augustine Effiong again na?!

This peopl ejust dey find chance to implicate Igbo man for this matter.. Them don reach Akwa Ibom state now.. next thing dem go land Owerri...

guy sharap! Dt augustine na his real name, if his family sees him now, they'll say augustine and not the other islamic nick name. And by d way, dt ibo guy no dey do anythin cos he's converted o, ask am well, the remuneration is very attractive! Those people are gullible!

jaytime: An uninformed fellow with money will ever remain uninformed because he will not be informed about the need to acquire information with his money.
An informed fellow only needs time to blow financially.
Cast your mind back to when you were born, you were not born with information nor money. But your parent started by giving you information cos they knew with info you will make money or manage money if given. But if given money without information you could have been as good as an imb*cile.
*Last line*Dont give a man fish to eat, teach him how to fish. So information all the way!

oh boy e go better if u still dey do d catchin, make we dey sidon for round table dey do d eating together. That na how politicians dey succeed. If una teach me now and i dey catch tilapia instead of sardines, which kain fishin be that one?
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Okay, like me wey get enough information for my head so tay e dey give me headache but money no come. By d time small change go show face the information wey fit dt small change go don expire. I go carry my small change go boutique go upgrade my physical status!
Na so i come sidon one they think say money na priority o. If u get am, go give small change to some people wey like information and dem go divulge sharp sharp the most correct and current information for u. How may people don get information before dey graduate say u fit apply online jobs, how many come get? No be lie say money answereth everythin jare make una go sidon for rejection corner.

Dey find information about, ehn? When u find information so tay u get one information say someone wan kill u? I swear u go leave both information and money put for one side run for your life. Well, i think money will be good for d funeral

With this kind of idiocy making it to the front page, sensible ones like me can't but wonder if there are no more useful information in this world.
How to loose weight by eating calories, how to obtain loans and make d lender forget, secrets to marryin ten wives without problems etc.
or breaking news like, nigeria splits or Jonathan is dead.
All we're seein are idiocies like, swagger and stagger, which is better? stammer and stutter, which is correct? can u marry your old man's wife? Can a dead chicken lay egg? How can i reach heaven without dying? etc.
And d worst part? Those OPS will even be askin for your HONEST OPINION...I jes tire!

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you knw, i wld have loved to click on your link and take part in the survey but d link puts me off. 'Survey monkey?' i knw say na one white dude help u develope that thing and whether na u or white man, both of you no go die well. If u use another name for your link, e no go work? God punish all of una. Go jungle find monkey do una survey na!

190: ^wont that electrocute him

that's d plot! He's not fit to live. A fuckin secondary school wannabe posting his fantasies!

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sylve11: Hisses! God forgive me, but why are chelsea fans like this?

you're an ¡diot, and an arsenal fan too. What's d big deal if i take my thanksgivin to church? What really concerns u?

Girls are so moronic that designers sells handkerchief with four straps, one at each tip-end of d handkerchief for them to cover only their breastz leavin d stomach and backs bare for 16k. I wonder if some brazilians donates their real hair or was it all jes well designed and fabricated and polished to a fine finish?
Mucheew! Fuckin suckers! My girlfriend won't bore me wit such stup¡dity anyway. she knws better. because una still go buy somalian hair now!

cyril83: producer my anus....whose name does the track carry don jazzy abi, my guy artist is the main clause here,producer is just a mere work anybody can do....even terry G sef dey produce

i'm so way back in undstndin the issue of don jazzy and production. Are u guys tellin me don jazzy is d only good producer? Owkay, i got now...he produces nice, P-square, olamide, sauce kid, banky, eldee, and the greatest 2pac right? For fucck's sake nobody buy production, some talents must bring it all out for him and that's dbanj!
Come to think of ds, don jazzy's fuckin dispensable, no wonder JJC didn't make much fuss when he left...but i think dbanj is so indispensable to don jazzy dt d whole crew wanna kill him for leaving.
Didn't r-kelly leave d isley brothers, sisquo left d dru hills, micho and d jacksons, dr dre and eminem, 50 and eminem, and so much other. They still relate, fucck u bitter lots!

moderattor: Nice D'banj - ride on.
But why did you sign Davido? I don't believe he's got any talents left
Just copying notes on his body in the name of tatoo

You should have found a combo with WizKid at all costs.
Or some other long term young talent.
Or work alone, must you sign people?

My personal opinion though.

it's simple, wizkid is a fuckin ¡diot.davido is a very good producer..but most people don't knw dt

dohyn: @peeps calling me liar;if u don't know abput an issue,just say so..u shouldn't open ur mouth and talk stupidly about something u don't know about..besides,google is your friend..anyways,it's obvious u haven't done the HIV test before..only about 2 or 3 drops of blood is needed and a pr.ick of the needle will do.the guy was obviously sound asleep.personally,I wake up if I hear the slightest sound not to talk of a touch..
Now that I've added to your knowledge,please answer the question(s)

even gettin a drop of blood is never without pain, and punch needles aint exceptions. Just undstnd dt punch needles are used by those free health centers around d communities so forget it, it hurts. Unless d guy has leprosy and can't feel pain.

[quote author=ondo_boi]i will bleep the hel outta her...invite ma friends aswell...its gonna be fun ....wish am in ur shoes[/quote]hey, did u pass ds yr's jamb? Cos i knw u're a jambite....low sense

190: My marriage would be happening in Nigeria arund this time next year
And it would be up here and running on nairaland
D problem now is picking a best man for dat d-day
Mr.brownjay has shown intrest
But I still need other positions 2 be filled up like
Chior mistress - which ijebabe, freecocoa or natasha can handle
Who would be in charge of liqour as foreign beer would be imported not regular star and Gulder
Who would wash d plates after d ceremony - maybe I cud import some carribean queen 2 handle that (lol)
Which female nairalander wud accompny my new polish queen now on nairaland too (hidden of cus) 2 get dat gown from eida london or paris - idowu wud av gone but I sense she lacks taste of dressin dat leaves me with goldielucks or busy body
Iyatrustee wud help me count d money dat we would be sprayed wwwwith
And least I 4get on bachelors eve - there wud be free women for d Hot guys within our midst like killz, born2fuk and coogar d ape, mynd_44, and anonymous

Any other vacant positions - lemme know as we я really workin on it already

i'll handle d coffin, i knw Ghana has d best so we'll import one. For wit all those nairalanders around u, u're a dead man already! Biliv wax

Odunnu: Na so 'beaf' take dey importamkpa wey make you list am twice? Na wa o.
BTW, Seun don marry and I no need co-wife.

co-wife? No. But u might need an assistant..i'll suggest onila or idowuogbo. Having jes one of them is disaster, havin them both is a quick death!

careytommy: No celebrations in my area cos I don't have Agberos as neighbours.

except u cos only agberos are bitter and talk bitterness. Crap!

tonymariao: What happen was dat he failed dis tym around n he has succeeded in mesmerising its members dat dey believe whatever he says chai! Or abi he didn't voodoo well Lol

why don't u jes post a video link to his TV? Cos all his prophesy appear live from there. I'm not his fan anyway, but i hate rumors!

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At this junction, i'll pls enjoin all arsenal fans to stop their history lessons. We aint on d same level again! No insults intended

[quote author=~Bluetooth]We are religious o. [/quote]i tell u? I jes dey hear glory be d God, thank u Jesus all around me. It was so emotional for me. Up chelsea jö

[quote author=Mr. Globe]Let us immediately begin to set in motion the break up of Nigeria. Now! Even sudan did not get to this level of madness[/quote]Who d cow dung are u?your comments are alwys inexplicably senseless. How did dt solve sudan's problems?

logica: It does have a literal English translation - "greetings" or "compliments".

So "E ku ijoko" literally translates to "greetings as you are seated".

you're on point

[quote author=Mr. Globe]why bother yourself about that bigot? Who is even King Sunny Ade, Femi Kuti et al? They are only popular in Amala music. Nobody gives a f:uck abt them except Amala eaters so just ignore the Arrow.
By the way so many misinformation on this thread. Again dbanj is not signed to good music!!!! Enough of this hype. Is it that you people are to lazy to research. He is signed to mercury only. He is not 4kn international! He is only known among Nigerians and maybe Africans. Anyway its only in Nigeria where good music is not appreciated that Davido of whatever his name is will pride himself as a musician with his noise.[/quote]

afam4eva: Isn't it obvious that he's trying his best to remain relevant? How come all the recent news about D'banj have been sketchy.

he has alws been relevant...unless don jazzy was d one tryin to be relevant by signing salvage and releasin an unfinished business!

Oluwa4Sure: what kind of news do we call this one?

call it whatever u like! Is it not a news. Even if he buys a new house, it's still a news. But when don jazzy signed tiwa, na news, when solar PERPLEXUS released an album, it was a news! U'll only hang yourself in d end for bad-belleing dbanj..

Seriously i like dbanj but davido is jes a fluke jes like olamide..he'll only eat outta d team, biliv wax

ceah: So Gen Buhari made his statement in hausa? Haba people!!! "Kare jini, biri jini" doesn't mean there'll be bloodshed..

"Kari jini, biri jini" means there's going to be a fierce contest where both parties will work very hard.”

Why must Abati and The PDP Twist what he said....

Now they are making Buhari an Hero - Get ready for Buhari's Theory - Buharism.

God Bless Nigeria

whatever your 'kari' carry, i'm sure those four words do not mean those very long translation! How can that be that small 'kari jini, bini jini' means all these, 'there's going to be a fierce contest where both party work very hard?' pls let go jare. U all dey vex people

atuboweke: Yesterday : dbanj unreleased album leaked, Today: dbank shooting movie with west. Come on; who is trying to impress us or compete with MARVIN? because all these dbanj this , dbanj that , started since MARVIN released its latest album. Dbanj my foot. sorelooser.

fuckin saddist