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delamingo: Well, I am not sure about Websoft but I do think they import the hardware and control the software part. Even the software will be powered by android OS only with very little twitches. Also they promise to bring some business applications that I think will be specific to the Nigerian market. For most hardware makers, I think it is difficult assemble in Nigeria because of the lack of infrastructures. Thanks for your comment anyway

infrastructure is not the problem of assemblage in nigeria, it's d high cost of labour as compared to very low in china. Even nokia do assemble in china

[quote author=tres-chic]@crackhaus, thanks. And I hav also planned I wont let him kno am single. @binhozie u are also a slowpoke and a retard, u say d comments are slow yet u took out time to read dm. What are u doin on d segment if its slow? U are a fake rabbit, pretender and an egg head[/quote]shut up silly! Stop fuckin everydude online! When u fucck around too much, u tends to fucck d wrong harry! Do u knw who and egg-head is? I dnt think so, u can't call someone an egg head and still call him a slowpoke unless you're a slowpoke!
And besides, u seems to be comfortable wit those who appreciate your bitcheous instincts! Get a life, you're jes a fucckdrift!

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Dr9ce: if he has bn outa of da country for over two years n he neva contacted u...then do u think u ve to go see him?..if he truly wanna see u let him come luking for u...and babe did i hear u mention SA? pls protect urself if u ll ve to go all the way.

he should come running looking for her? When d guy already knw d girl has alwys been a cheap-chop, she'll alwys come running to him! I repeat, she's jes a bia-tch!

[quote author=tres-chic]This Is One Of The Times I Wish I Had A Boyfriend

My ex of about 2 and half years just came back from South Africa and he called that we should see. This is our story:

When we were together, we were in a non committed relationship. I really liked him, he was my type in everything: 6ft 4in, great body, (works out a lot), very good looking, speaks well, very nice, good job etc. But it was clear that he didn't want commitments, so I zeroed my mind and went along with the flow just for the fun of it and we both enjoyed each others company.

So he got transferred to South Africa and I will say the relationship ran its course. Now he calls like 2 and a half years later that we should see and sends messages with words like baby, darling, kisses etc. Now am thinking he wants to see for either of the following reasons:

1. Just for seeing sake, gist catch up on old times.
2. He wants to get serious.
3. He wants to get laid.

Now the issue is I don't want 2 be uptight and avoid seeing him, but if its for option 3, I really don't know how to avoid this because he is so attractive, and am so sure that for whatever reason either 1, 2 or 3 he's going to make a move to get intimate.

My problem now is that like I said earlier, he's rely is attractive, and I haven't been laid in like 6 months,(and am kinda 'hungry') so I might find it hard to resist, now here is what the part I wish I had a boyfriend comes in: If I had one, I wouldn't be that 'hungry' and wont find it hard to resist plus I would consider it cheating, but now nothing to serve as a check.

I've told myself that the furthest I'll go wit him is kissing, but never say never.... What should I do?[/quote]*mimicking* i haven't been laid in 6months, i'm a kinda hungry!*you're a total biatch! One of my ex whom we are so attracted and kept talkin for 4good yrs hasn't been laid for 3yrs. When i tried to lay her like 8good times when we met ds yr, it was total war without a success. We still talk till this moment and since we're parted, it shld remain so until she's ready to go into any serious relationship.
Plus, WTF? you guys were jes fucckmates before so don't come all up askin for advice. Jst fucck along as usual! Like i said, bia-tch!!!

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chioma134: Yes,it's true for Abuja. A bag of pure water now goes for N300 as against N100. God,na your hand we dey.

na lie go finish u! For months, no bag of pure water was sold for a hundred.

marshpearl: Now i know why Tonto dike is killing herself for winch-kid . . .but me no like as my babe dey scream wizzy for bed

that your acclaimed girl na real mumu, u sef na dumbledon!

Lakayana: How can all of you should come over to kaduna its still 5naira.

well, it's free sef. Garnished wit typhoid and cholera! Your english sef na BOMB! All d way from d north!

Lordave: 4 here na N25

for hell, it costs more dn dt. It's jst like trying to buy cocaine! I knw ds cos i'm writing from d pits of hell.

y me: 20 what? jisox

why you!

brotherlyn: When people say good one, at times i wonder what they mean.

Wizkid is now an illuminati member. Don't you see the finger sign?

Eternity is around the corner and no one is bothered until it catches
up and then people will start praying.

Well, No one will say he/she didn't hear the Gospel

the good nus is, 'U'RE DEAD' and the bad nus is, 'U'RE STILL ALIVE'! Didn't dt make u a ZOMBIE? Your brain needs to be 'SHOT' down!

freecocoa: How come no one has said anything about ILLUMINATI and how they have converted wizkid?abi that 3 fingers sign no be one of their symbols?

no mind me jare. Dbanj wey never do sign don die for their hand.

Siddon there they wallow!
Na today dem papa dey sign memorandum or give licence?
Maybe if they cld sign 'memoranbila' e go work!!!

When guys dnt wanna pick your call for any reason after work, it's easier to say:
#sorry i was asleep, didn't hear the phone ring#
...
But when gals are getting fucckd, they alwys say:
#i'm sorry i was charging my phone inside the room, i was in the sitting room# OR #i was very tired, i put my phone in silence#
...
When they want to piss u off for not buying that gen, they degrade themselves and say:
#i was charging wit my next neighbour(whom they knew u knew was a single male)
...
And when they want you fucck them, and they don't wanna start conversation on dt, they say:
#you're not handsome jö#

jennykadry: I don't have issues with apologising to my husband and even friends and colleagues when I am wrong but I never apologise when I am not wrong.

wit due respect ma'am, u haven't really learned a pinch of humility! There're issues in which u think you're right(based on your view) but which the other party sees as wrong. In that case, if shouting aint a bad thing to you, and it is to your spouse, if he tells u to 'pls, stop shouting', you'll tell him u can't cos u aint seeing it as wrong? It works vise versa u knw. What's d big deal in 'sorry' anyway? 'I'm so sorry is jes a statement too' if u want peace!

if God bi fö mi

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DUDE'S FACE WAS LIKE WTF ![/quote]are we hating here? U look more pathetic, u knw dt?

[quote author=Mr.chippychappy]Go out there and rent any yoruba home video and i mean ANY one , i can bet my life on it that 8 out of 10 are filled with grammatical blunders in their subtitles.[/quote]and i guess u haven't been seeing much of the chinese, japanese or russian movie subtitles.

Oshiomole for second term

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Why not come out on national TV and say it naa. . .why is it during the convocation ceremony, which less than .1% of the population is aware of, he discusses it?

All this half assed criticism made from the pulpit of their "safety zone" means nothing.

A true hero. . .someone who is genuinely concerned will put himself out there and speaks the truth regardless of what might be at stake.

Until he and his ilk are ready to call a press conference and out-rightly condemn what is so clearly morally wrong. . .he should STFU and just stick to reveling in his sheeple worshiping in Canaan Land.[/quote]i'm not in support of the bishop cos i aint his fan, but did he call himself a hero? Did he have to be on national tv? Aint the press present there?
You're d real hypocrite cos of ds cyber facade y'all hide behind spewing shitz, go on national tv, infact, organize a crusade at the core north advertising it's against the boko haram. Fool

Anybody heard abt dt nuclear disaster wit d JAPS? some will bribe someone and someone will recieve money(not bribe as they say) to plant bomb while d project are going on. Someone will say they're militants and fighting for their village when in d hidden truth, he has received cash from someone who is corrupt and the stable power will be a problem to his illegal business. Then someone will be president and stop d whole process because it won't give his pockets better cash than him awarding his own projects. Some senators will stand and say they're fighting for d masses when in truth they've recieved bribe from some other set of businessmen who sees the success of d programme as a potential hitch in their business and stop d process. Or better yet..anybody dt has a brain will knw dt in Nigeria, d goverment will apologise dt the recent explosion at the Bleep power station was caused because d plant has been leaking or faulty since yrs back. And d minister for nuclear energy(who is a professor in zoology) has been travellin to garbon for potential help.
Corruption, incompetency, mismanagement, negligence, stupiditi, lack of organization and all shittz is alwys plaguing us!

ZUBY77: I welded the small open roof on my bmw 325i.... I dont really see the need and here is someone using open roof in naija.

well, me don't think that is naija

Dyt: Ur frnd is cursed
Bt y do I nid blame him wen d gals stupidly open dere legs

he's cursed cos he fuccked? Shitz happen jare

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]There are also dumb and ugly Nigerian men. But, you must judge them individually because you may miss out on a decent one.[/quote]like moi? Ahn? Sweerie?

onila: where r u from dearie?

Ha! OP! avoid this girl. Plssss. Well, unless you're stoical

HisRib: I'm African but not from Nigeria. I have a thing for Nigerian men. I think most are attractive & smart. But, I wonder if they marry women who aren't Nigerian?

I also have a few concerns about Nigerian men:
1) They are serial cheaters.
2) A lot of them use Juju to get rich.
3) Many are scam artists.
4) They are not very God-Fearing.
5) They aren't romantic.

Would a Nigerian man want to be with a girl like me?

Honest & Mature answers only please!

if you love a normal nigerian guy, you're the luckiest thing alive. I tell ya

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your bad

Peterson1993: The is the real beautiful lady..!! Add her to the list. Hips dont lie..

https://s13.postimage.org/p4z53v7cn/Hips_are_lieing_oo.jpg

the graphical artist is a man full of fantasies. He over-photoshopped d girl!

kandiikane: Why are you calling him pathetic? He wants dyt, wetin be ya own.

rokiatu: Must you force him to go with your choice?

hey, don't die yet. both of ya. There's still plenty of time for fun. I'm enjoyin mine already. Dnt knw why u take yourselves so serious?
And besides, who's anyan or nyana or wetin she be? Cos i'm seeing two people there o! One fat thin and another slim fart. Both are gorgeous anyway!