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[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]Yeah. . . Since you are that JOBLESS! Fool![/color][/quote]okay, thread closed. I'm off to church.

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you fall my hand, why did u have to explain yourself?

Flashaldrin: lolz their is more chances of hawtin being onila than killz. Like seriously?? its not like am rooting for killz or anything but dude that's the lamest thing ever. I'm sure you dont believe it either.

sorry friend, you're cleared! It's good u detached yourself on time.
Now, back to killz, read this propely>>>

KINGwax: Killz, sorry...Sexkillz, oh! I mean hawtin, it's very glaring and funny how all three undstnd yoruba. U knw? And d newly hawtin's first posts on nairaland abt dyin to meet killz(sexkillz) is so overhyped and unreal. And who cares anyway?

now tell me my friend, where have you been seeing the word, 'is' that you've been inserting btw 'post' and 'about'?
Word of advice, i knw people say you're an albino, well, that i dnt knw, but u cld save yourself from simple insults by increasing the font of your computer.

Flashaldrin: lolz their is more chances of hawtin being onila than killz. Like seriously?? its not like am rooting for killz or anything but dude that's the lamest thing ever. I'm sure you dont believe it either.

sorry friend, you're cleared! It's good u detached yourself on time.
Now, back to killz, read this propely>>>

KINGwax: Killz, sorry...Sexkillz, oh! I mean hawtin, it's very glaring and funny how all three undstnd yoruba. U knw? And d newly hawtin's first posts on nairaland abt dyin to meet killz(sexkillz) is so overhyped and unreal. And who cares anyway?

now tell me my friend, where have you been seeing the word, 'is' that you've been inserting btw 'post' and 'about'?
Word of advice, i knw people say you're an albino, well, that i dnt knw, but u cld save yourself from simple insults by increasing the font of your computer.

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]Fool. You even misunderstand your own statement in a sorry dumbassed bid to defend your dumbassedness. . .
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[color=#000030]What does first posts on nairaland mean in your rural village?

So killz is no longer hawtin all of a sudden? FOOL! You having a change of mind already, you bloody schizophrenic id[i]i[/i]ot![/color][/quote]pls can anyone help this id¡ot out? Pls, help in elucidate better btw, hawtin's first post on nairaland about crush on killz' and 'hawtin's first post on nairaland is about killz' alp, he's already comet and i think being an imbec¡le he might start biting his tongue soon. Let's see who among your dunderhead friend's will be supporting that twisted brain of yours. Flashdrain, u go first. I'm catchin fun here. Killz, dnt get heated

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]Onila is not hawtin.[/color][/quote]well, u can see your newly acquired friend is a dumbass too! It takes two to tango!

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]You are a what? A fool!
This is the link to hawtin's first post on nairaland. . . You are so st[b]u[/b]pid you don't know how st[b]u[/b]pid you are. . . So anyone that understands yoruba is sexkillz? Dumbass! You just want to believe sexkillz is hawtin by all means. . .
https://www.nairaland.com/906628/you-ever-cheated-relationship-gist#10523667


Now answer truthfully: Why are you so dumb?[/color][/quote]see killz, if i care, then i'll be taking up a role which i dnt wanna. Seriously, who cares if u hang online? Even the guilty alwys manage to come up wit some kinda defence like, 'not guilty wit explanation'.
Did i expect that, 'yes', but did i expect it to be valid, well, that alwys a 'no'. You're jst a dunderhead! A fuckin wanna-be.
Funny enough, here's the cracker...>>>>

KINGwax: Killz, sorry...Sexkillz, oh! I mean hawtin, it's very glaring and funny how all three undstnd yoruba. U knw? And d newly hawtin's first posts on nairaland abt dyin to meet killz(sexkillz) is so overhyped and unreal. And who cares anyway?

can u see who the f00L is now? I clearly didn't say, hawtin's first post is about her crush on kills, i asked to check hawtin's first post about her crush for killz. God, there's really a difference btw undstndin english and comprehending it. Don't u get, killz d dunderhead?

PrettyCindy: I have observed that quite alot of guys fancy dating a more matured woman (not sugar mummy) to younger girls. Well i feel its a matter of what one likes but my question is who greets who first? If the age difference is upto 6, will the lady completely throw away those years and be the one greeting the younger man in the morning and anyother time?

sywetheart, u must be living in an extremely boring world. As much as i don't like feminism, are u sayin your boyfriend, though older, doesn't wake up by u in d morning and plant this quick kiss on your lips or cheek to say, 'good morning sweetie'? Or comes by u in the kitchen, holding u from d back and say,'good morning angel, what are giving me today?'
so, he alwys expect u to greet first?
This is your lucky day sweetheart, i'm single, jst lost my girlfriend to a rich guy, wanna come over?lol

[quote author=Kevin_II]go and sin no more. repent of your ways and seek redemption and you shall be free indeed
Detective Alan Spears everyone. Thank me later[/quote]why don't u jst put that crap in your signature if it so much turns u on?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]So are you saying that you gets mad when virgins are mentioned? I know damn well YOU ARE NOT A VIRGIN.

You have been used more times than Lil Kim. [/quote]that's my sweetie

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]I am trojay, 190, onila, hawtin, anonymus11 anonymous12, sexkillz, killz, anonymus11_1, crown prince, mamalola19, mikael, sweetcocoa, bittyend, kelz88 and cowgurl. i interchange and use these usernames often, attack myself, create threads, create scandals, hit on myself, insult myself, just to be more popular. . . I am a drop out, gay, uneducated, jobless, molested a kid, in fact, all accusations are true. I just made them up with my numerous ID's just to seek attention.

There you go. . . I just confessed and admitted. . . Can i have my peace now?[/color][/quote]no, but u can shut your fucck up!

Killz, sorry...Sexkillz, oh! I mean hawtin, it's very glaring and funny how all three undstnd yoruba. U knw? And d newly hawtin's first posts on nairaland abt dyin to meet killz(sexkillz) is so overhyped and unreal. And who cares anyway?

Nokia N8. symbian^3. The latest and best symbian in the whole world!

tobeski: the iphone is also greatly limited in terms of functionality. Beyond the nicely polished looks, great ui and all, there isn't much you can actually do with an iphone. Some of the common features absent on iphones but present on androids, or any other platform for that matter are
Bluetooth file transfer,
3g video calling(not facetime, which uses your data and is only iphone to iphone)
memory card
usb otg,
multitasking(this used to be the basis for differentiating a smartphone from others until even feature phones started having it)
hdmi,
file management,the only way you can access your files is through and photos app and music player
themes
java support
.zip folder support
flash,
multitasking,
much better cameras,
ability to save web pages(hard to believe right?),
fm radio, sum phones eg N8 even have fm transmitter i.e the phone becomes the radio station
no connectivity with pc, without itunes
suppport for divx and many other video and music formats

Also because of the freedom developers have when writing apps for android you get more brilliant apps with infinite possibilities.

The list is endless Apple is also notorious for their poor hardware with antenna issues over heating easily breakable screens etc
But if you're content with calling, messaging, photo/music playing and playing with endless apps then you're iphone
but if you want the full power of a smartphone with no limitations, full customisation and more value for your money then you're android
Choose your sides and let the smartphone wars wage on

+1mills
i've alwys detest the iPHONE

agb2011: Dumb question deserves a dumb answer.
Op ur options just pick one
1. Go hang urself.
2. Jump down from 3rd mainland bridge.
3. Go drink cement

4. Go stake your girl or
5. Go buy cow meat sew join

onila: WHY do Non-virgins get angry or upset when virgins are mentioned on NL?

am I the only that has observed this?

onila, onila, onila, your posts these days are jst babbling and senseless

olaoluwa86: She agree to most of my suggestions. I expect her to disagree on some issues. I do most of the initiatives. She talk less, I expect her to challenge me atleast.

you're in my shoes, and currently i'm facing hell as my fiance is now a turned feminist! I can't even bring suggestions talkless of giving the final say. And before, she was jst this simple and alwys wanting to satisfy me until i started complaining abt her inability to disagree and get angry but since she has started, i've been relegated. I now have to consider her ego before talking else i'll get a sure answer like, ' honey listen to me, u can't tell me you to do. Do u wot u like, and i'll do mine if u think mine aint good for u'..
My advice, don't teach her to be fierce, u won't love it i swear, and try to give her the opportunity to choose when u think u dnt want to choose for her. If she gives d wrong advice, try to let her undstnd why it won't work and bring yours in a forms like, 'why don't we do it this way?' and at some times let her decisions have it's way otherwise she'll feel it's useless giving it anyway. But, don't ever fight or tell her she's too cold, u'll live to regret it o. I'm already sampling for another sweetheart as i've decided we won't work out.
That, my friend, is my two dimes!

emmy11: guyz.............. Its called sturtaring nt stammering

stammering and stuttering are the same thing gawdamit!
And correct that spelling u Arrow!

They can marry now, in this age of technology, they can communicate through text messaging and e-mail lol

Seriously? Like killz'll say, are u discombobulated (woteva dt means) or jst deluded?
Illuminati may be real for fucck's sake but who da hell is dr Zen solonso? He doesn't even have a history wit wilkipedia and u claim he's real? Some son-of-a-fucck jst came up wit a name to drive traffic on his site months ago. I've read ds story months ago after d unofficial video was poste, googled the fuckin name which never exist in the first place.
Plus, can someone tell me how gays dance? Chris brown, jay z and kayne west are now gay abi? You'll be dead of stroke and jealousy by night fall. You're jst too pathetic!

shymmex: Shymmex is a good name for a boy..

Shymmex = brother to the night.

you be thief? Wetin do u and day wey u no be brothers? Oru la nsheka.
And BTW, i think some people won't jst think for themselves again o. Imagine coming here for a name of a baby! I pity that child, his/her parents are clueless! Why don't u jst give him lucifer?
Later, topics gon' be like, 'can i do a loud fart when my in-laws are around?'

@OP, shey u dey see wetin they happen for your thread. E don become family-circle.
Pls sue them. That's d only way lawyers get easy money for naija now. Anyone wey your hand hold, make am scape goat. As for me, i wan go dey watch movies too

EFULEFU1: it has been an observation and i often observe my guy closing his eyez when kissing me.is it that they close the eye becaus they find the partner ugly?
do you also close your eyez when kissing or being kissed?

are u so ugly he didn't wanna look? Jst thinkin aloud

hamsky: lets see who signs don Jazzy

which kind mockery be this na?

Ijogz K: Are you Durella in disguise, trying to seek for attention and patronage?

do i need to answer that dude?

Dem dey do action movie ni?

Nice one brother!
Jst when don jazzy's sympathizers thought you'll be recieving the shortest end of stick.
Biliv me, there are many good producers but few talents and entertainers. Tell don jazzy to sign durella if he misses dbanj so bad!

Biliv me, you're good, very good. I love your descriptions. They're classic. Good Descriptions alwys get me hooked. I can alwys remember, 'she swept an arc in the air' and 'his heart make a quick dance around his ribs..' and many more. Keep it up pls

bennyraz: @OP. Take heart. Like have always said and i will continue to re-iterate. Any single hardworking prideless humble lady with good character & appearance will get husband sharp sharp. But if u lack manners & home training, how can u get husband? If you are full of pride, you can't get husband, if you are easily irritated, you can't get husband. It is not a curse. Show me your behavior and i will tell you who you are. Watch it ladies, rebrand and brainwash yourself into a wife material. Good Cooking, washing & cleaning skills will help you in your quest. Once again OP, take heart.

everybody has a pride, and we all need it. The only stup¡dity lies wit d ¡diots who wields it.