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[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]You are as Boring as fcck. . . [/color][/quote]em..to me, i dnt think a fucck is a bore

Fhemmmy: Well, Nigerians are fools to have such people as their leaders . . . Only fools could be led by fools

you, my friend, is an ¡diot

[quote author=Mr. Globe]How long will this man continu with his cheap lies? How can the record most hated president in the world on facebook claim that facebook comments influence his decisons? How come diezanni allison madueke has not been sacked yet? How come many committees recommendations are still lying idle on your table? Sigh[/quote]mr globe, stop missing the point, or were u mixing it? The hate-comments made him make us suffer more by increasing fuel price and making us suffer more. The more hate-comments, d more decision on hardship! We must to suffer na, the shoeless fisherman must flex his powers now

Dipwater: (1) As a proud iboman I wuldnt be happy to see his face in the stu pid 5000 naira note
(2) The 5000 naira thing is a very stu pid idea 4rm uor idiotic leaders
(3)Wat are the economic benefits?

(4)The biafran warlord wuz neva intrested in one naija
(5)Might be a plot to sideline the cry for biafra as a cuntri of its own

here we go again. Fuckin lunatic

Nedu31: he deserve it

you should die twice. First to heaven, then to hell. Cos dt's when it pains most

[quote author=Mr. Globe]First of all, Reuben abati you have 0 credibility. Second, I will vote for anybody who wants to divide Nigeria. 3rd. I stand with Buhari by saying that the federal govt led by Jonathan is the biggest boko since he has not done anything to prove otherwise. 4th how can jonathan be talking about corruption in the petroleum industry during buhari when he set and is still keeping a world record. 5th. This entire release is egocentrical, petty and thus thrash! 6th. Resign now jonathan[/quote]nice post though. I only hope u aint from d north? because dt'll be when i call u a political bigot. I won't vote buhari, no matter what, and didn't support jonathan either

[quote author=Baba_Eleko]I'm not a religious bigot but I feel like saying IGBO KWENU!!!!![/quote]you're not being a religious bigot but an ignorant bigot because i can't see where igbo kwenu relates to religious. Try TRIBAL, it should work!

That's what i've been mulling over. Come to think of this,
supposing i wanna relocate, the question alwys begged to be 'where?'
boko guys up north, and for my other brothers, domestic crime kidnapping is jes as lighter as a birth feather.
In all options, i think i'm safer here. Did u jes ask'where?' don't ask me, ds is jes a simple logic!

amosy007: rubber bullets can hurt badly but it wnt kill u.. Thats d drill...

Read more on rubber bullet

i'm not sayin it'll kill, it's jst like wearing a bullet proof and gettin shot. Have u ever heard of 'trauma'? Gettin shot once is nice, but gettin shot sporadically and by a sad police is a matter of hospital for anyone.

Nice move, but let's see it these ways,
1. Since i knw d police dnt have a real bullet, i can be ready for trouble anytime including resisting arrest.
2. If police dnt have, mayb the armed robbers will be more happy
3. As i police, knwin i dnt have a real bullet, i can fire at will to any part of a body. An effect which will be dizziness or being hospitalized.
4. Without real bullets, nigeria is doomed, and with real bullets too, we're dead! Either-way, we're finished

odiaero: Oh Lord please save ur people from brindness, endow them with more brains, how can u be comparing FB with NL?

your comment, the question still walks free unattended to,'which is better?'
give me a nairaland chat, so dt i can relate wit friends for real, and i'll compare but for now, facebook all d way!

chelseabmw: Pls u r not helping me here......u r complicating things for me here and I dnt like it.thanks for ur msg

see, i'm posting messages based on irrational feelings as what u have given us to comment on is also irrational! Seriously, tell us what went wrong! Maybe u left her, mayb u made her cheap and dented her ego, mayb she left u for someone else, mayb she was or u were fuckin someone else. Everythin's gotta a repair manual, we'll treat d cause not d wreckage!

kunlery911: ok idowu as otunoba of NL i want u to forgive dis poor guy n forget about wha happened i mean if dis guy dont love u he wont be doing all dis for u.

you don't undstnd, the guy has been fuckin idowu's pushie wit his dick dt's as big as a 50cl coke bottle! She gotta run for her life or all amenities wld be history!

chelseabmw: Please guys help me out here.I know I have wronged her in so many ways and I want forgiveness from her.I just want her to know that I love her and miss her so much.I have been talking to her on ym but she keeps telling me to leave her and that she is busy mean while she is busy posting here on nairaland.Idowu I beg u in Gods name forgive and forget,I really miss u so much....I know what I did was wrong...plssssSsssss...I need u real bad

now i don't get it. Really i'm confused. U really must have gotten other pushies u're fuckin while she's away. U really think i biliv ds is romantic? Well it's jes a ploy to fucck her all over again. What confuses me really was and is still wot happened to other pushies? Idowu's pushie must have gotten an air conditioner or paved street and some other infrastructures to make it unique !

190: Nigerian girls are their crave for been confused mentality

OP proceed wth the new chap!

no time to dig up some damn vomit!

nigerian girls get confused by tryin to make sure they don't get burnt by d same fire? Okay, i got it, the fuckin foreign girls feel okay fuckin everythin dt moves their way!

Dyt: weda he Bleep her or nt, he shldnt v made promises if he knows he ll neva fulfill dem, dat guy nids b punished i swear

i didn't see anywhere in ds whole movie where promised was being mentioned jare.

Dyt: wat r u huhing abt?
onpe
she shld even use sopona, sango, ailala, osun
infact i support her

nothin go happen jare! And come to think of this, 'he fool¡shly didn't fucck d girl'

moremi2008: Hahaha! I doubt this is ever going to happen. Do you know how many naija politico kids attend British boarding schools every year? Do you know how much of our wealth these kids transfer to Britain? These schools cost 25-30k GBP per year (plus about 10k GBP for room & board) so do the math!

idiotta on the double

ballabriggs: [size=16pt]Another laudable achievement by GEJ's government. Who says the transformation agenda is not in motion?[/size]

idiotta

190: [color=RED]Lack of se[i]x[/i] is indeed telling on this OP![/color]

i think it's lack of good sex and lack of d right sense. Plus i think the OP is a LovePeddler too. She already made it knwn she can't stay wit a man so far she sees another one in her warped mind who is better!

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I don't get it, is there no machine that will screen out fuckin posts? These youngsters and their nursery-school brians. Okay, sex as a gift is okay. I'm sure if u give her a sex of her life this yrs, u'll use viagra next year, and d yr next, u'll be lookin for a 50cl coke-bottle to fucck her next to as to make is a sex of an eternal-life.

Blackteeth: Am suprised no one has hauled any insults or crazy comments yet typical of nairaland. Posters are indeed learning to behave themselves and respect peoples wishes.

allow me to disappoint u...tell the OP, if he can't get a black girl, he can alwys get a white and paint her black. And besides, we aint black here, we're swarthy!

fubbyy: Before I used to got so much love for my hairy chest,but can you imagine that I now do researches online looking for a way to get rid of them,all in the name of what I read here,is it that am soft hearted or what? But am not a soft type in real life,I don't just know @ Kemmeye, yes my junk is 8 inches plus

to get rid of hairy chest is as simple as anything. Only 2 steps,
1. Shave all the hairs
2. Rub a super-glue
you'll thank me later.
It'll do u good to get rid of the hair before it gets rid of you. Many girls has refused to date hairy guys because sometimes when they go out, they'll be looking for trees to climb like monkeys because the monkey-gene is there or when they grow old, hairs grows on their tongue.
I hope that affects you too.

drnoel: who is this one^^^^ and whose talking about nollywood movies. Thank God I don´t watch those craps. I told u a true life stuff and u dey talk nollywood. Abeg pass jooo, if u don´t have anything better 2 say.
Anyway, guys there was lot of vibrating and speaking in tongues and what not. He did walk down the aisle though, but he didn´t look too happy doing so.

the question still lies there, dormant-'what did u see or what were they doing?' period!!! Or shld we jes assume phcn took d light and u cldnt guess wot its end might be?

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alj harem: 1. No northerners life would be endanger because of Boko haram.

2. Northerners DON'T SUPPORT BOKO HARAM so OPC should chill !!!!!!!

3. It is better we all come together and fight this plague rather than trying to separate the hausa and fulani communities because of some misguided people.

well said

SimonAndal: _
The 701's got 8mp camera that shoots 720p HD video at 30fps; 8Gb internal memory expandable to 32Gb with SD card; play via radio, supports the latest HD games; and MORE SCREEN ESTATE.
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AND IT'S CHEAPER THAN N8
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Oh and let's not forget MORE PROCESSOR SPEED and MORE RAM

but N8 can transmit like a radio station