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I don't get it, is there no machine that will screen out fuckin posts? These youngsters and their nursery-school brians. Okay, sex as a gift is okay. I'm sure if u give her a sex of her life this yrs, u'll use viagra next year, and d yr next, u'll be lookin for a 50cl coke-bottle to fucck her next to as to make is a sex of an eternal-life.

Blackteeth: Am suprised no one has hauled any insults or crazy comments yet typical of nairaland. Posters are indeed learning to behave themselves and respect peoples wishes.

allow me to disappoint u...tell the OP, if he can't get a black girl, he can alwys get a white and paint her black. And besides, we aint black here, we're swarthy!

fubbyy: Before I used to got so much love for my hairy chest,but can you imagine that I now do researches online looking for a way to get rid of them,all in the name of what I read here,is it that am soft hearted or what? But am not a soft type in real life,I don't just know @ Kemmeye, yes my junk is 8 inches plus

to get rid of hairy chest is as simple as anything. Only 2 steps,
1. Shave all the hairs
2. Rub a super-glue
you'll thank me later.
It'll do u good to get rid of the hair before it gets rid of you. Many girls has refused to date hairy guys because sometimes when they go out, they'll be looking for trees to climb like monkeys because the monkey-gene is there or when they grow old, hairs grows on their tongue.
I hope that affects you too.

drnoel: who is this one^^^^ and whose talking about nollywood movies. Thank God I don´t watch those craps. I told u a true life stuff and u dey talk nollywood. Abeg pass jooo, if u don´t have anything better 2 say.
Anyway, guys there was lot of vibrating and speaking in tongues and what not. He did walk down the aisle though, but he didn´t look too happy doing so.

the question still lies there, dormant-'what did u see or what were they doing?' period!!! Or shld we jes assume phcn took d light and u cldnt guess wot its end might be?

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alj harem: 1. No northerners life would be endanger because of Boko haram.

2. Northerners DON'T SUPPORT BOKO HARAM so OPC should chill !!!!!!!

3. It is better we all come together and fight this plague rather than trying to separate the hausa and fulani communities because of some misguided people.

well said

SimonAndal: _
The 701's got 8mp camera that shoots 720p HD video at 30fps; 8Gb internal memory expandable to 32Gb with SD card; play via radio, supports the latest HD games; and MORE SCREEN ESTATE.
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AND IT'S CHEAPER THAN N8
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Oh and let's not forget MORE PROCESSOR SPEED and MORE RAM

but N8 can transmit like a radio station

jason2010: OP are you sure that was in Abeokuta? Tennis ball hail stones in Abeokuta? You do realize that hail stones are ice? For which kind weather (over 90 degree farenheit) in Abeokuta is hail stones (again ice) gonna form? Abeg stop.

guy, i jst arrived from abeokuta today. It was real. And very fearful too cos it was heavy, not common and unexpected

bendazum: So sorry about that.Maybe you entered it a bit late.Anyway thanks for understanding.I promise now to consider people who enter even 1 hour late and to make good use of my knowledge of forex to an advantage.I also encourage others to make their own calls and contributions.Thanks.

pls, what is beton? Shldnt that be d best thing to explain to intended beginners? I repeat, what is beton jare?

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wahala dey! Shey dis one also na link or link or linkage? Abi u dey try develope a software ni?

Shey d pastor be Ibo?
Em..i was jst asking ni o

Outstrip: Actually both of them should stay together. He is no better honestly. He is also scum. Why should they separate and then go and be other peoples wahala.

nonsense! Since when has it become a sin to test loyalty? The girl is a b¡tch, she'll cheat regardless if it wasn't a test anyway

moremi2008: Revolution in what? Biology? Cultural attitudes towards the biological clock? You're going to have to get more specific because the male and female biological clocks are so fundamentally different, they aren't even remotely comparable. Men can have healthy kids into their nineties!!!

so true

OAM4J: Well the girl made A1s in all the subjects she sat for. Prolly some people made more A1s or some A1 are more distinct than the others.

Whatever be the case let Ondo celebrates her best.

And why is the report not telling us the people WAEC considered as the best in Nigeria and West Africa?

it's simple, the story is a farce! She was the best student!

TisaBone: very predictable answer coming from a person with a pic of a girl's behind tooted up in the air, with a middle finger hovering over it in their profile.

dogs can not be reformed, i am old enough to know that much.

its not as though he's a loser, but im just on edge. im scared of the situation, and scared because a part of me wants to get to know him, but then i think to myself maybe i AM in over my head. maybe he IS too old.

it appears you're already on decision, why open a thread and come for advice? You already said you're running, so what could be else?
And i really dnt like u, it shld suffice for u to jst give us the advice your family gave u and not talk abt their life. For fucck's sake, one's husband aint workin and d other's in jail. Okay, now we knw.
Plus a fucck, we knw who u are too, you're d type dt bilivs she's better than others, d type dt thought life will alwys come rosy, d type that won't take advice from people whom she THOUGHT she's better than, and d type dt one shld keep secrets from cos you're a jerk and a big mouth like a spoilt zip!

Over the bar! When the ball goes over the goal post like sergio ramos penalty.

Corner throwing...when d ball goes to the corner side but it has been decided u throw-in the corner instead of kicking it

let's play set...

Then i remembered the rubber ball being alternatively called sagbadiwere i.e, turn an adult to mad man. It's so because when u kick the ball so hard it changes direction and the person running after it have to follow suit in gaining the ball

[quote author=yemmy_ma]Unfortunately, trust our Nigerian people to start raging at JJC. If you are not sure, he is one of the best producers i have seen in Nigeria. If you want to argue on this,bring Naija producers that can do better than him when it comes to production or making music generally then i am ready to drag this all the way with you.

And to the interview, my opinion is that he made the interview too soon because i believe that somethings are still gonna come out of this in the nearest future. But with that said, D'banj is too arrogant a guy that i don't care if JJC made that claim already.

Why would i support a D'banj that ignored the whole of Nigeria during fuel subsidy claiming he knew nothing about it? No D'banj is not worth to be spared of the bullets he is getting.[/quote]even the labor leaders and trade union plus all the artists wey follow u protest no dey follow u suffer now. And if d your mr skillz na d best producer, why can't he produce a better one for himself?

jerk: I hate Terry.dnt deserve to be a captain.

you're jst a jerk anyway

freshmoney: MY 1000$ IS GONE

u? U wan go steal am?

[quote author=Okija_juju]Even North wan become Niger Delta abi!!!!

I will like to see what they can mine out of those barren lands.[/quote]you never disappoint to display your stup¡dity. Has anyone ever elucidate u better dt dubai was once a barren land?

Beaf: Development comes from state of the mind. If the mind has no standards, how is it ever going to be creative and focused to precision?
I wonder what you think comes out of the minds of those who sell roasted chicken skewered in the open by the roadside? Advanced algorithms? High tech? What?

and he kept talking as if there are no standard eateries like mr biggs, chicken republic, tasty fries and so on.
Plus if d man resolves to stealing other than this what will u have said? Since he can't have access to loans since your bosses are making good of it by embezzlement, and even if he does, your bosses and their family will rather patronize Mcdonalds, how d fucck can we develop if not when they and their sympathizers like u shut your fucck up and let us do what we could to survive?

jason123: You have just proved that the problem in Nigeria is TRIBALISM! When Nairalanders were calling Philip Emeaguali a fraud! You said, "Nigeria cannot develop because they do not value their own, they always pull their own down . . etc". Now because it's Sanusi and not an Igbo man, Emeaguali, you are here shouting "gravity of this offense". Did you not think about "gravity of this offense" when we have an alleged FRAUDSTER on our National post stamp?! Talk about hypocrisy that STINKS to the high heavens!

that bolded is an igbo syndrome

keele: see yesterday we talked on the phone and i keep asking her to speak coz i cant think up of any topic

xtra cool abi? I don't blame you