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Kriss216:
I don't blame the guy. Most Nigerian girls are extremely foolish!

Don't be surprised she was shouting at the guy when he tried touching her.

One foolish girl once tried this with me, she visited, not that I forced her, she came willingly. I tried to do what a young man gat to do, if you see the way this girl fling my hand like I have leprosy ee, I was pissed. I left her and concentrated on my sweet blunts. Time to go, she demanded I give her transport fare. I didn't even talk to her, that point she was like a nuisance to me and my 4:20.


There are pacify ways to make a man understand you're not in for any knack, not acting as if the world revolves around your smelly kpekus. Nonsense!

guy I believe u dieeeee

oyibo people and research. always looking for ways to advance science. if na naija now, u go dey hear news like " nigerian pastor rapes a 14yr old girl..." or "man caught in possession of two human heads in ondo state..." Who cursed us??

inoki247:
lol Blackface no gri near 2face make he no go steal him song again

cos na only blackface song people dey steal pass for diz world....

Guy u no well oooo

good riddance

na puna dey hungry them dis ones. see their faces sef.

budaatum:
I am saddened no one has considered the pointless murder of this rare lion as a deplorable act.

While some nations are trying to save endangered species and using their existence to generate revenue, we are killing them for daily food.

so that it will kee more abi?

Spending123:
Never knew lions do exist in Nigeria I swear.


Please where can I get original otapiapia, these two idiots have turned my house to joint.

no be only joint, na brothel. see as that nigga dey enjoy himself.

na to buy another one. I can't come and go and die for nothing.

if u are weirdest. then what am i?

Telegram234:
How is this one news now? Mtcheeew. Me minding my business

which one u post?

devilmaycry:
and this is news

yes and a very interesting one at that.

las las na only one room him go sleep. vanity!

IME1:
Terrorism is a hydra headed monster, it's head keeps growing out
It's like cutting an earthworm, it doesn't die until you put salt

No matter if any country succeeds in arresting or killing this man
Sadly another one will arise and follow his steps.

There's been speculations that Shekau had been killed, but ISWAP and Boko Haram persists.
It's not about Shekau

It's sad because it's a vicious cycle. It just keeps rolling.
You need to see documentaries and leaked videos of how little children as young as 5 are already being trained, taught to hate and indoctrinated.

Many of their children are pushed to the Western world to school, give birth, obtain citizenship, run for offices, change policies to their favour, destroy foundations and principles and that's the end of Solomon Grandi.

Do you know who the mayor of London is abi was? It's not about his religion but his extremism.
Its not about religion or tribe, but extremism and the devil.
After all Rev King claims to be a 'Christian' and his followers are spending millions on birthday ads for him. Was he a Christian leader before incarceration? Could he have been regarded as a servant, follower or obedient child of God?

Its not about religion or tribe.
Many Christian missionaries who go to opposing regions are killed despite their good deeds for them. See China, see Somalia, see Congo and see Yemen.

Some Imams and lay faithful of Islam have helped to shield and hide people of other faiths (Jews and Christians) during attack on the "infidels"

What is it then?
Extremism.

The extreme CAC member who won't marry from Apostolic faith. The sunni girl who won't marry the shia man. The wawa father who won't give out his daughter to the osu man. The Ebira who won't vote for the Okun. The Catholic who would say other denominations are inferior and the Assemblies of God member who'd say all catholics don't know bible and worship Mary.

Fallacies. Extremism. Hate. Vile. Herd-mentality. Bandwagon. ITKs

Someone will come and say who am I to judge?

Common sense and your conscience will judge you?

Ordinary common sense will reveal many truths to us but because that truth sounds like what's from the Bible we quickly condemn it, reject and blaspheme it, just to prove to be neutral, secular, woke, atheist, anti Christian, logical or open minded. The fact is that there is the absolute truth.

You can't be open minded with issues of corruption, oppression, rape, ritualists or scam. It's sealed! One way road...

So how can you excuse a guy who scammed a random man using his ATM or BVN to pay his school fees and forget the victim who happens to be a pensioner who relied on that money for his daily upkeep and BP medications? You justify Osama bin laden, terrorism, kidnapping, forceful marriage, under aged marriage, destruction of other's livelihoods, imposition of their own in faith based schools, subtle jihad and conquest from a religion, just because you don't want to look bias and one sided! They are your neighbours, in laws, Co workers and helpers so you keep shut and wait for meat from the next Ileya.

Are you kidding me? You better take sides, even if people tell you that you are not open minded, you are partial, a bigot, unaccommodating and all the false narratives they've used to quench the spirit of many gullible Christians. Christians who like the seeds who fell on the rocks and thorns have been drowned by the world.

Stand for your faith and defend your Bible and it's teachings. God's word and be an ambassador for Jesus Christ, God's son, the light and only saviour.

Are you ashamed of being a man (eg Bobrisky), or a woman (because Mosdi says the ones in Nigeria are all useless including the seamstresses, lawyers, teachers, nannies, bakers, engineers, doctors, nurses, all and all his female relatives, which you laugh off as nothing)?

Then why should you be ashamed of living as a Christian? Why do you leave it in church like a garment and 'secularise' all through the rest of the week, online, at work, even at home and in your hood. Just so you won't be regarded as a bigot, simp, dull close minded illogical person, holier than thou or spirikoko?

Are you a Christian and you see an unrepentant sinner blaspheme and ridicule your faith and you keep quiet, you don't correct the person in love and stand for the right position? You don't do well. Even if it's in jokes, comedy skits, false prophets on the altar or on the political terrain.

Are you a Christian and a fellow Christian is being threatened to be killed by Boko Haram by live streaming and it doesn't touch you that this is a deliberate fight against the kingdom of God and you are not praying or speaking aganist it or condemning it or raising awareness about it at all? That's not right.

Are you a Christian and you feel because Reno or any other person you don't like like FFK speaks up for Leah Sharibu you won't do anything about her case? A Muslim girl was 'falsely' accused of carrying drugs in Saudi and the FG and Abike swiftly acted and got her released. Do you know how many Christians have been coincidentally falsely accused and had drugs planted on them in Malaysia and co who have been 'successfully' killed without any intervention by FG? See the xenophobic attack in SA, Ghana and covid19 discrimination by China against Nigerians from a part of Nigeria which government never spoke up for. Who's speaking up for the Obigbo community? Which news outlet, political party, NGO, celebrity, blog, protest match, church, adviser or group? No Gumi from the SS SW SE or NC?

If you think September 11 2001 didn't concern you as a Nigerian, think again. It was an attack on the world. An attack in a place they knew citizens from several nations will be in. It was an attack against a country that is carrying 'Christianity' on its head like a turban or tray of agbalumo, but is deep rooted in satanism, secularism and sin. Still they attack them in the guise of attacking the judo Christian God.

Imagine if someone killed your brother or neighbour thinking it was you, who he actually intended to kill.
Would you be happy? Would you heave a sigh of relief knowing that even if they missed you as their target, their intention has killed you already in their minds? No na

Finally, if you are Anglican and they kill a Catholic seminarian in Zaria, they kill you.
If you are in Christ embassy and they kill an RCCG member out on morning cry, they kill you.
If you are in GOFAMIT and they abduct ECWA members from Chibok or Sabo Tasha, they did it to you.
If you are in Deeper life and they ridicule Living Faith over what the Bible says, they ridicule you.

My observation is this,
When I type with my android and I type satan, they automatically change the s to uppercase.
When I type Jesus, they auto-correct it as jess, or leave it as jesus without changing the j to J.
They x the Christ in Christmas and Christianity.
They pause God in Multichoice.
They leave El Amin and attack schools for the low income earners in big Niger.
They leave the Indimis and Buratais and conveniently take the Dapchis.
They leave Akpos who had a 1st class and a PhD and appoint a Bawa.
They kill a Terwase who surrendered and embraced peace and was going for reconciliation and they leave a man named Sokoto who admitted to bombing the UN building.
They leave a Gumi who has robbed shoulders with the killer kidnappers and arrest an Obadiah the CBN man and summon him to Abj and Lag for questioning.
They leave southern Kaduna and Ulemo road before Auchi and instead hover their helicopters over Orlu

'naff said

very very deep

the skull miners right now

them no get pishur?

dollytino4real:
so wat do u want him to do

call efcc sharp sharp

cannibal reloaded

this country na shithole after all

this country na shithole afterall

Na so steve jobs' parents give am out. After many years later, the bros na big boy. Nahim dey give him papa tips anytime he visit his bar even without his father knowing that the great steve jobs that used to give him tips whenever he comes to his bar was actually his son. Na regrets nearly kill him mama. she kept on shedding hot tears and kept on telling steve that she never wanted to give him out. cut long stories short, madam if u know what's good for u, hold on to that kid. Nurture him with all ur might. Who knows, he might grow up tomorrow to be ur life insurance. A word, they say, is enough for the wise.

it even has six packs.

See wetin biafran dey do to his fellow biafran. Make Nigeria no do that mistake give biafra independence if not we are doomed!

This life na turn by turn. Today na ur turn. Tomorrow go be another person turn. So continue.

Confused govt

Naija na no man's land. Come back home. Enough space dey for u.

Ikillbrokehoes:
Wahala be like tricycle

you finish with one problem for front, two more dey wait for u for back.

Righteousness2:
Whoever loves Tiger wood and knows anyone who has access to him right now should show him love by leading him to JESUS Christ.

I Repeat! Whoever, allover the World that has access to tiger wood or knows someone that has access to Him should ensure that someone who is Saved leads him to JESUS Christ..

That's the Greatest and Most Needful.

you always have a way of infusing the gospel into everything. How u take dey do am?

dollytino4real:
report straight to the police! she be Yahoo revolution

police key. e be like say u wan pay money ontop msney

Lassana7:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/13179470_final2_jpeg47711cf48dcf52abe515c708ea31fb58

u wan teach us how to do yahoo yahoo. Abi?

Mokason288:
No Bounty placed

I should inform you just like that?

What is my commission?



I HOPE I MADE SENSE

u made too much sense joor

maxiuc:


This one don lost

You no go find am

By the time he barbs his head and relocate to Ivory Coast with his loot then return back to Nigeria after 10yrs his case for don rotten

as u talk am, na so e go be o.

DSoj:
Stupid Design
Stupid Designer
Stupid Wearer

are u okay?