₦airaland Forum

cyara:
I came back from church boiled rice and spaghetti with an egg, dished out my food and quickly pulled off my clothes and balanced to eat. I had already eaten a quarter of the food when I noticed something black beside my meat. I pushed the meat aside to find out what it was, low and behold I saw a giant spider beside the meat. I almost threw up.

So nairalanders what strange things have you seen or mistakenly eaten in your food?

I once saw fish hook in my food one time. I guess the fisher man forgot to remove the hook after catching the fish, so it ended up in my plate of food. I thank God I had not swallowed it as food before I noticed it. Funny enough, it was a close friend that served me the food. I am sure she didn't know....... The rest is history.

Do these musians make that much? I doubt! I thought they are complaining that piracy has not allowed them to enjoy the fruit of their labour?

Anyway, @ OP, are googles youtube views monetised?

ammyluv2002:
Stay with Diamond there's room for growth and they are more reliable. 20k is not worth the stress

I think so too.

Effectiveness means getting a required task done, while efficiency means getting a required task done at the least cost.

Going by what you said, I would say none of the two guys will make a good husband for you. You deserve someone better than any of them. Avoid regrets: do not marry someone that you are not convinced loves you enough. In the same vein, don't marry a wife beater. Wait for a good husband, he will come along.

The sharing of Niger Delta wealth to the people from other regions. This is a sorry case. God help Nigeria.

zyzxx:
How did she survive?

she will now end up in church and someone will end up marrying her.

Talk about God`s generous forgiveness and love. Only God can give a new beginning. It is available even to the worst sinners.

In my generation we call cohabitation what it is: Sin. It is simply a no no for any girl with morals.

Dapo777:
Being a girl comes with a lot of burden, sincerely I feel for the girls. Is it the menstral pains? Labour pain?inferiority complex? Ectesera .
Okay let's get to the crux of the matter.

There are things guys do that are seen as normal but if a girl tries it, she would be castigated. So lucky I am not a girl.
There are things that are natural to men that girls wish was applicable to them too.

1)Being able to Bleep as many girls as he desires:
Girls secretly wish they could also Bleep as many guys as they desire but because they would be tagged LovePeddler and be treated badly and insulted by people ,they decide to let their desire burn within them. So sad.

2)A man can do any job:
There is hardly any work a man cannot do,but there are so many jobs that are exclusively dominated by men, girls wish they could experience some of this jobs but they would be ridiculed/bullied if the venture into it.

3)A man is physically stronger.
Women hate the fact that they are weaker than men,they hate the fact that they can't defend themselves from the hands of a man without another man's intervention. Even in sports too,men are stronger and more agile.

4)Men have natural beauty.
At least that's what we are made to believe and accept that a woman must use all the make ups and go half unclad before men would consider her attractive,but a man almost doesn't need to do much to be attractive. Women would spend hours correcting their looks to be beautiful but a man wouldn't do any to be handsome. So sad.

5)Men are more intelligent generally.
On an average,men are known to be more intelligent,this pisses women off(sorry dear), if a new game is introduced to a man and a woman to learn,like chess for instance,a man would grab it faster than a woman,which shows higher intelligence on the man's side.

6)Men are easily satisfied and they worry less.
A man's life is so simple and worry free,this keeps girls wondering how they could do that when they themselves worry a lot about so many things with terrible mood swings. A man is satisfied with the simple things of life but a woman always want more and more and get more sad and angry as they get more. Ohhh dear, it is well

7)A man can go outside with just boxers/briefs.
A woman can't do that, but they secretly wish they could go outside with their bare breast and experience the incomperable breeze of nature

Men are friends of each other
Women are enemies of each other, they fight each other, curse each otger , envy each other etc but men generally flow easily with each other with very little friction, women wish this was the case with them.

I dey laff ooooo

Dapo777:
Most times when a girl decide to remain a virgin till she gets married,its usually out of indoctrination, or in some rare cases lack of exposure/opportunity.

Girls,especially in this part of the world are told to remain virgins till she gets married, so that her husband would appreciate her and put a lot of value on her. How true is this?

Well, if I should discover that my wife is a Virgin on our honey moon,I would be impressed that she was able to hold herself,that shows that she is disciplined. It also gives me some sense of pride that I am the "first"

On the other hand.......

I will feel a bit worried.

Sex is the number one factor that determines the success of a marriage.

A virgin would have one or more issues relating to sex.

There are two categories of virgin(female)

1)Those that masturbate.
2)Those that don't masturbate.

A virgin that masturbate would be selfish on bed. She would feel she can satisfy herself and probably doesn't require her husband for sexual fulfilment. Its their kind that would be faking orgasm in bed. They are usually the feminists.

A virgin that don't masturbate would be a sex maniac after marriage. Especially if her husband is really experienced on bed. All the urges she has failed to satisfy while in her youth would be burdened on her husband. Its their kind that won't get satisfied after 6 rounds

You see. Both kinds of virgin would pose some problems to their husband after marriage.

Imagine if your wife can't be satisfied from your penis, check closely she was/is probably a masturbator while in her youth. Worse of all when she fakes orgasm. Problems would start emerging.

Imagine if your wife has more libido than you do, after all the hectic pounding and pounding,she starts moving her hands over you while you resting and then you start feeling insufficient.

This is my opinion.

*dodges bottles from virgins*

This your post sef! I hope that you are not trying to discourage virginity? I know by experience that the position here is not so accurate.I married a virgin, and I will do it over and over again. There is no single disadvantage to it.

Virginity is a virtue. Only promiscuous people will say otherwise.

Redoil:
muhammed ramat murtala one of the first nigerian to decived the northerner. His grandfather was a trader who gave birth to ramat father in kano and ramat claim to hail from kano.
Ramat hails from agenebode a town popularly called bode which is not far from present day auchi.

I heard that too, though the person said MM was from AUCHI, not Bode as you said.

Use faith and prayer. We used it and it worked.

The only thing I like about Charlyboy is his brain... When he talks. Every other thing about him is just too weird for my liking. This his daughter too, I hope the next generation will tolerate her

I pity ladies who allow themselves to be used and dumped.

Know the truth and it will set you free. Releasing fluid at night is nature's way of getting rid of the excess thing without s2x.It is called wet dream. Nothing to fear about it except of course if you know you have Spiritual wife as the guy suggested.

The spiritual wife message is not a message of the gospel. Not in the Bible at all. So when next you hear someone preach like that, pls crosscheck with your Bible so you know what to believe.

duduhemit36:
its just like a tank using a pumping machine......wen the tank fulls wen pumping it offloads itself wen no one utilises it

Know the truth and it will set you free. Releasing fluid at night is nature's way of getting rid of the excess thing without s2x.It is called wet dream. Nothing to fear about it except of course if you know you have Spiritual wife as the guy suggested.

The spiritual wife message is not a message of the gospel. Not in the Bible at all. So when next you hear someone preach like that, pls crosscheck with your Bible so you know what to believe.

Mmadukaku:
Love? Which love? Very difficult I tell you.

Yea, you are right; its difficult. But there is always a place for forgiveness in our hearts.

APC rigs too. No need to cry foul yet.

patience. love. understanding. seek help.

Congrats to the Ivorians. But they should get ready to hand the cup over to the Super Eagles in two years time.

Jega has been good on the job. Removing him will be a big mistake. I hope the report is not true.

I know it is hard. But he can still forgive. Love covers all.

Who cares?

Some things are just too difficult to believe, including this one.

This article is seriously biased. We know better.

I do not even encourage sex out side marriage, so I can't help you.

[quote author=olas24u post=30436700][/quote]Thanks for your comment. I still believe Soludo has a hidden agenda in making such serious allegations at this crucial time of our chequered history. This time is not most auspicious. We will see how this will end.

Where is the change being preached by APC when they keep recycling the same old politicians? I will take APc serious only if they start grooming their own politicians rather than accepting disgruntled decampees from other parties, especialliy PDP.

Soludo must be dancing to a tune being played by an unseen hand. Sooner or later, we will know.

Trailblazer1:
Mr soludo the next minister of finance.


The guy is fighting really hard to secure NOI's job but unfortunately all his allegations cannot be substantiated, Tinubu won't even trust him to handle such a sensitive position and most unfortunately Buhari isn't even qualified to contest an election.

So on point!

kennysalah:
Shocking Interesting facts about febuhari 14th.......
1. From Tafawa Balewa to.
2. Gen. Johnson Aguiyi-Ironsi to.
3. Gen. Yakubu Gowon to.
4. Gen. Murtala Mohammed to.
5. Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo to.
6. President Shehu Shagari to.
7. Maj. Gen. Buhari to.
8. Gen. Ibrahim Babangida to.
9. Chief Ernest Shonekan to.
10. Gen. Sani Abacha to.
11. Gen. Abdulsalami Abubakar to.
12. President Olusegun Obasanjoto.
13. President Umaru MusaYar'adua to.
14. President Goodluck Jonathan.
OMG!!!!! I just found out something. The peoples General (Muhammadu Buhari) is the 7th president while GEJ is the 14th president.Both ar
seeking 2 come back 4 the second time. My take, If Buhari is the 7th president and the election is slated for the 14th, it means 14 ÷ 7= 2. And GEJ is the14th president and the election is slated for 14th too.It means 14÷ 14=1.Invariably, General MUHAMMADU BUHARI will be elected
to rule for th 2nd time while GEJ will lose theelection because he only signed 1single term with FEBUHARI 14 ÷ 14 =1.
PDP was voted into office 28th february 1999 and will be voted out 14th february 2014...... 28÷14=2.... Meaning they will serve 2 consective terms of 8:8 years I.e obasanjo 8 yaradua/Jonathan 8.

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