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[b]There was a time i was in part 2 in the university. Me and my babe then were walking along the road towards her hostel when a sleek Honda car drove up to us and parked. the man inside got down and called her name. before i knew what happened, the b*tch screamed his name ran into his arms and started plastering the guy with kisses right in my presence. i was shocked when the guy asked her who i was and she said "he is just a friend". The guy then insulted my ego by saying "young man, how are you doing? how are your studies?" i just stood there lke a fool, and she even got into the car with him without even the least regard for me. She turned and waved while the car zoomed off. When she came the following day, she didn't even feel bad and was showing off the thibgs the guy bought for her. That got me annoyed and i started raking for the chick. She too raked back. She said why should i be angry when her uncle came around to see her? An uncle who was just about 5 years older than me? Puleeeaazzeee, don't give me that crap. I was sure it was one of her sugar daddies, or someone else she was dating behind my back.[/b]

I don't know if this has been brought up before, but why are some girls always suspicious of any girl who they see with their boyfriends. What i mean is that if they dare see another girl talking and laughing with their beaus, they tend to get all suspicious and end up jumping to conclusions without verifying first.

I ask this because last week friday one of my pals told me about it. He told me that his babe decided to follow him to one bash his CD group organised in one park here. While he was there one girl who was a good friend of his happened to show up at the party and they got talking. initially, he wanted to hang out with his babe as she knew no one in the party, but the girl was like he shouldn't worry about her and that he shld go ahead and have a good time.

Later on, while he and the other girl were talking, his babe came up to him and said she was leaving. He saw her off to the road where the girl started raking for him, telling him not to think of her as a fool, and that she knows he has feelings for the other girl. The guy was shocked. He later called me and told me the whole story.

Something similar to this has also happened to me as well, so i ask u ladies out there, why do SOME of you act that way? Why do some of you decide to jump into conclusions without finding out what's amiss?

[b]Well,,,there are several ways to look at it. It's both good and bad - good in terms that(i'm looking at it from a guy's perspective) it will make you last longer, but the side effects are bad. Most of them come in their pure unadulterated forms, which can be toxic to a guy's health, especially the heart. So if they are taken too much, one day the poor dude will just pai on top the babe, or even ejaculate blood without the thing going down sef.

A female friend of mine was telling me last nite about one of her friends when she was in school who just couldn't go two days without having sex. She said this girl slept with most of the boys she knew, and that she complained that none of them could satisfy her sexually. that was until when she met one other guy.
She said according to the guy(she also knew the guy in question), when the friend first had sex with him, she was like she had never experienced such pleasures before, and therefore kept on coming back almost everyday for more. Na so the guy come vex, and went to visit one of these mallams(they were in Kano then) who specialised in selling all these local performance enhancing drugs as mentioned. he mixed it with a bottle of stout and downed the chilled stuff. he then waited for the girl to show up.

Na so the sex come begin. the girl tink say na play when the guy went 1st round, 2nd round, 3rd round, 4th round. The girl started begging this guy to stop but trust my guy, e no gree o!! Twas when the drug finally weared off that he then got up. The girl had to sit in a big bowl of hot water till morning.

that, i can say, is one positive aspect of such drugs. but like i said earlier, taking it too much can affect vital organs in the body, especially the heart and privates(for guys), in that if it is constantly used, the body will adapt to the drug, and therefore there will come a time when lil' john won't stand to attention without the use of such drugs. [/b]

[b]Pally, at 28 u should at least know where you want to be both relationship-wise and life-wise. Don't let any dumb girl who doesn't appreciate your feelings to her mess up your life. The girl is not woth your tears and sweat at all.

It happened to me once when i was younger. I so much cared for this babe but after sometime she started behaving funny and her whole attitude changed. After about a year of trying to patch things up and make it work, i got fed up of the whole thing and decided to let the girl go. it was a hard decision but i was later glad that i did. Can you believe that the girl ended up getting pregnant for someone who wasn't even up to my standard both in education and status (a baker boy in one bakery) and after aborting the pregnancy, wanted to make things up with me? Definitely i gave her a cold shoulder. The last i heard of this girl was that she was sleeping around in school and she got pregnant again for another guy, and thereby ended up having to get married to him. And this was because the guy's mother begged him to accept the baby.

So my guy, don't let any useless b*tch mess ur life up for you. there are many other decent girls around town who will appreciate you more than her. Just save your money for better things. Baff up tight, chow beta, and be a man. u need am. She's not worth it.[/b]

Viperman and all other car freaks here, do u know whether this is a V-TEC engine? It is the engine of a Honda Accord LX 2001 model, but i can't tell whether its V-Tec or not. And what is the difference between a V-TEC engine and a normal one?

[b]I happened to read one story in one of the newspapers that really moved me. I'll just give you a brief summary of it.

There was this babe(Let's call her Jane) who met a guy(Mark) while she was in school. She ended up falling in love with him. Mark happened to be a graduate and was working already. He did everything for Jane.

When Jane was serving, Mark told her that he was going out of the country to do his Phd degree. He made Jane promise him that she'll wait for him as he had plans to finish his degree within two years and come back home to take her back with him to the States.

While Mark was over there, he regularly called Jane to assure her of his love and promises to her. Then after about a year, Mark stopped calling. Jane ran from pillar to post trying to get in touch with him. She even went to his family, but those ones were like they hadn't heard from him for a very long time.

This went on for about 3 years, and a heart broken Jane had to admit that she had already lost her Mark to the glories of a foreign land. She decided not to date anyone again.

After about a year or so, she met another guy(Paul) and they started going out together. Very soon Paul proposed to Jane and she accepted. Plans were already on hand for their wedding.

About 6 weeks to their wedding day, Jane got a call and it turned out to be her lost love, Mark. He asked to see her as he was already back in the country. When she finally saw him, old memories came back and she felt very sad. She told him that she was getting married soon and Mark felt very bad. He then asked her to see him the following day to tell her all that happened.

According to him, when he got to the States and enrolled into school, he was very lonely. there was no one to talk to and as yoruba's say, "ajo ko le da bi ile" (there is no place like home). He later met one Nigerian girl there who took it into her stride to make him comfortable. All the while, he knew that this girl was trying to force herself on him, but he always thot of the sweet girl he left behind at home and who was waiting for him to get back.

Unfortunately, one night he found himself taking this girl to bed and sleeping with her. That's when he decided that he had had enough of this girl and he told her point-blank to stop coming to his flat. The girl started shouting and picked up a knife, but instead of attacking him, she stabbed herself twice in the arm. Fearing for his safety, he wrestled the knife from her. It was at this point that local policemen entered the flat and met him with a knife and a bleeding girl. He realised at that point that he was in deep trouble.

Afterwards, he was charged to court and found guilty of attemped murder and assault. He was sentenced to prison for 10 years, but his friends worked hard and he got out of prison after serving half the time(which accounted for his loss in contact). Now he had finished his degree and all the while was thinking whether he'll still find his baby back home.

After Jane heard all this, she broke down and wept like a baby. She thot, "here is a guy i loved and still love so much, who went through hell just because of me, and now i'm getting married to another man in a month's time. What do i do?"

Now ladies, if you were in Jane's shoes, what would you have done? Would you cancel the marriage and go back to your previous love? Or will you decide that it's too late for anything and therefore go on with the wedding? guys your views are also welcome. [/b]

[b] happened to read one story in one of the newspapers that really moved me. I'll just give you a brief summary of it.

There was this babe(Let's call her Jane) who met a guy(Mark) while she was in skool. She ended up falling in love with him. Mark happened to be a graduate and was working already. He did everything for Jane.

When Jane was serving, Mark told her that he was going out of the country to do his Phd degree. He made Jane promise him that she'll wait for him as he had plans to finish his degree within two years and come back home to take her back with him to the States.

While Mark was over there, he regularly called Jane to assure her of his love and promises to her. Then after about a year, Mark stopped calling. Jane ran from pillar to post trying to get in touch with him. She even went to his family, but those ones were like they hadn't heard from him for a very long time.

This went on for about 3 years, and a heart broken Jane had to admit that she had already lost her Mark to the glories of a foreign land. She decided not to date anyone again.

After about a year or so, she met another guy(Paul) and they started going out together. Very soon Paul proposed to Jane and she accepted. Plans were already on hand for their wedding.

About 6 weeks to their wedding day, Jane got a call and it turned out to be her lost love, Mark. He asked to see her as he was already back in the country. When she finally saw him, old memories came back and she felt very sad. She told him that she was getting married soon and Mark felt very bad. He then asked her to see him the following day to tell her all that happened.

According to him, when he got to the States and enrolled into skool, he was very lonely. there was no one to talk to and as yoruba's say, "ajo ko le da bi ile" (there is no place like home). He later met one Nigerian girl there who took it into her stride to make him comfortable. All the while, he knew that this girl was trying to force herself on him, but he always thot of the sweet girl he left behind at home and who was waiting for him to get back.

Unfortunately, one night he found himself taking this girl to bed and sleeping with her. That's when he decided that he had had enough of this girl and he told her point-blank to stop coming to his flat. The girl started shouting and picked up a knife, but instead of attacking him, she stabbed herself twice in the arm. Fearing for his safety, he wrestled the knife from her. It was at this point that local policemen entered the flat and met him with a knife and a bleeding girl. He realised at that point that he was in deep trouble.

Afterwards, he was charged to court and found guilty of attemped murder and assault. He was sentenced to prison for 10 years, but his friends worked hard and he got out of prison after serving half the time(which accounted for his loss in contact). Now he had finished his degree and all the while was thinking whether he'll still find his baby back home.

After Jane heard all this, she broke down and wept like a baby. She thot, "here is a guy i loved and still love so much, who went through hell just because of me, and now i'm getting married to another man in a month's time. What do i do?"

Now ladies, if you were in Jane's shoes, what would you have done? Would you cancel the marriage and go back to ur previous love? Or will you decide that it's too late for anything and therefore go on with the wedding? guys ur views are also welcome. [/b]

[b]nairaland chicks - PLEASE CONFIRM THESE INTERPRETATIONS -ARE THEY TRUE OR FALSE? - AT LEAST TO HELP THE MEN FOLK.



10 words women use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just beengiven five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine"

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, though a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing". (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing".)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say 'you're welcome'.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU'!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now having to do it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

10) AND THE LAST ONE: When a woman says "Answer me" in response to her question no matter how subtle it is, just know that you are in trouble. If you respond, and it is not in line with her thinking, you are dead meat. If you don't say anything you are still in trouble.

Example, if a woman asks: "Do you think I look fat in this dress?", swallow hard and think long about your answer. If indeed she looks fat, don't choose option #4. If she doesn't look fat, but you think the dress is ill-fitting on her, if you mention it, watch out for #8.
And you had better believe it, they crave for a man with honesty.

WOMEN: Never try to outsmart them. They'll beat you at it, collect the change and spend it.[/b]