₦airaland Forum

oaroloye:
WHY HAVE YOU, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, ALL IGNORED MY PERFECT EXPLANATION?

I’m pretty sure I’m not wrong when I say, NO ONE READS YOUR SHIT!!!!!

Your presentation is mishigas, your claims are mishigas. You are the personification of mishigas and that’s saying something given the amount of mishigas on nairaland.

Dliquidmetal:
The sacred meatballs loves you bro,accept it and your joy will be complete
I wonder if yall just know how ridiculous you sound

Spaghetti and meatballs is always a good meal. That’s why the FSM is the true God. What other god can make a claim like that?! Riddle me that.

Maynman:
You have to be careful with maxindhouse , he is not a Yahweh/Elohim/YHWH worshipper.
He is a “Jehovah” worshipper, and no where in the Jewish Bible was that name ever mentioned or called, the name was created by William Tyndale, which coincidentally is a Jehovah witness also, this Jehovah witness also created the king James VERSION.

These whites and their Christianity. The Hebrews said do not make an image of the god, the whites painted him in their own melanin deficient image.
They said the gods name is Yod Hey Vav Hey, the whites came up with nonsensical Jehovah. They call it transliteration, wise people call it nonsense

No wonder Jehovah Witless tracts are filled with melanin deficient people in their white heaven.

Workch:
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These are the kind of things you only read in book of myths and allegories like Harry Potter.

Because that’s exactly what they are.

I remember back in the day when I really became a skeptic. It was the juxtaposition of the International Space Station (ISS) and the Tower of Babel that did it. I remember just being disgusted with the absurdity of the literal interpretation of that story. Here we have the ISS in orbit around the earth but some people keep teaching that some nomads built a tower that was to reach the heavens and the god got mad and confused their language. So, he got mad at the Tower of Babel but is totally cool with the ISS? WTF kind of drunkard is this god?

After many years I discovered that the tower was probably real,wasn’t that tall, and it’s top reaching the heavens was a metaphor.

Same way I discovered who what the Virgin is, and what “original sin” is. Shit, I even discovered why Jesus was “born in a manger”and why he is the “lamb of god”.

The creators of these stories were beyond clever. Their audience might have been goat herders and farmers but the authors weren’t goat herders or farmers.

P.S. the serpent still exists, so does his seed and the seed of the woman.

sukkot:
you know what your problem is ? people who are not in war zones think life is all sweet. because you are in the safety and comfort of your ijebu igbo home you dont know the extreme devastation and destruction going on over there, there are millions of displaced refugees, thousands killed, billions of dollars of properties bombed to the ground but you are in the safety of your ijebu igbo mansion saying nothing is happening ? i laugh in putin

Find a mirror and repeat the quoted to yourself. It explains the insensitive predictions that you made. Sitting in your hovel in Ijebu Igbo making stupid predictions about people that are actually suffering in war zones. Try to get some sense into that brain that has been warped by religious nonsense. I laugh in disgust.

[quote author=sukkot post=111343654][/quote]O where, o where is this bastard?

mrman1999:
What makes you think I haven't tried?

Because you’re still alive, taking up space, and polluting the environment with your continued existence.

mrman1999:
I'm a Vampire remember? If I jump off a building I'll only heal.

Talk less. Go jump.

mrman1999:
You people are being really heartless o. Today is day 5 of my being holed up at home with an INTENSE craving for blood. It really isn't funny.

Heartless? I’ve not even said anything mean…..yet.

Now, find the nearest multi story building and jump off, you waste of space.

LordReed:
Nice story so who are you pitching it to Warner Bros or Netflix?

Are there as many mentally disturbed people in Nigeria as Nairaland suggests?

budaatum:
And one is expected to seriously consider the opinion of one who claims to understand a book by reading it's cover?

You are very funny.

Not as funny as you though. And I never claimed to understand the “white Jesus” book you posted by its cover. I used the picture and excerpts from it to highlight some of the nonsense it contained.

budaatum:
Not reading a book from cover to cover is akin to seeing a person's monicker and assuming to know everything about them.

Yes, you do need to read a book from cover to cover to understand it. And if you had read the Bible or/and the Quran from cover to cover, you would not use the word "obeying" because you would understand instead.

How can you understand when you don’t even know what it means. So, maybe put the Bible down and go learn its language first.

You already showed me that you don’t understand anything. Genesis 3:15 was the test and you obviously don’t understand.

No, I don’t need to read it from cover to cover. I learned/I’m learning the language, enough to know that’s it’s nonsense. Clever and imaginative but nonsense nonetheless.

peggywebbs:
I understand your grievances against religion. However, I don't agree with your sentiments that because some parts have been corrupted means that the entire existence of God is also questionable. There's something I've learnt of late, that to consolidate belief, one must first unlearn everything he knows and then begin to learn again with new eyes.

I don't take everything I'm told hook line and sinker. I believe in research and currently that's what I'm doing. I'm reading both comfortable and uncomfortable truths of Christianity. It is true that the religion has been corrupted over the years due to power, greed, selfishness and many other reasons. However, I believe God is very much real and near us. If you encounter him personally, you will know it.

So I'm still reading and it's a whole lot of material. Including the religious wars, and the corrupt popes and all that dark age when Christians when underground. Especially all the deleted, hidden and other materials. If you're curious like me, I'll suggest you start reading too. Don't be lazy by watching a few documentaries and listening to people who misinterpret data to convince you there's no God.

What documentary did I cite? What makes you think I’m lazy? What misinterpreted data did I post?
Compare your post explaining the picture in the OP to what I posted prior to your explanation.
Now, what makes you think I don’t read?

You can believe God is very real and near us and if I encounter Him, I would know him personally. However, I can dismiss God with a wave of the hand because what you mean by God is an anthropomorphized supernatural entity as depicted in the OP because it’s obviously a human creation.

I’m not saying “God” exists or does not exist but that people can’t imagine something definite when it’s been described. The most people can do is to imagine a supernatural human and that’s obvious egoistical nonsense.

From another perspective it’s impossible for “God” not to exist when you realize what is meant by God. Regardless, God is an human invention meant to explain nature and foster cooperation amongst people.

Religious wars and corrupt popes but you think these people have a connection to the “divine”. Why don’t you go further back in time and discover that your stories are akin to Hollywood remakes.
Why don’t you go even further back in time and discover the foundation of it all.

peggywebbs:
I'm Catholic but I still don't feel comfortable with this logo. But I did some digging. Apparently the eye is the all seeing eye of God (Eye of Providence) and it apparently has some triangle over it that depicts trinity. I don't like symbols naturally and not even one that has been dominated by freemasonry. If the original idea of the eye logo was Christian, unfortunately it has been corrupted and I'll very much not go to that church because of the logo alone. My Catholic church doesn't have it, if they put it, I'll go to another.

If they all adopt it in all, then I'll just stay home in my usual manner. But that symbol creeps me out.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_of_Providence

https://www.catholic.com/qa/gods-all-seeing-eye-isnt-masonic

There is no original idea in Catholicism/Christianity. It’s ancient paganism in Roman robes and melanin deficient skin. Your god is not original, the trinity is not original, the cross is not original, your Jesus is not original, the last supper is not original, etc.

Hismasterpiece:
And how do you know?

Because I read critically and can think critically.

Hismasterpiece:
Have you been a devoted Christian before? Have you ever read the Bible from cover to cover? Have you obeyed what the Bible says?

No, I have never been devoted to ignorance. I was unfortunately brought up in the nonsense but I’m a little too incredulous to believe the fairy tale of the Hebrews is somehow different from every other culture’s tales. The god if the Hebrews isn’t more real to me than the god of the Greeks, or Igbos, or Hausas regardless if the tales are written in a book or passed on verbally.
I don’t need to read the Bible from cover to cover just like I don’t need to read the Koran from cover to cover. I know enough of what’s in both not to waste time reading the whole thing from cover to cover. Obeying the Bible is a recipe for disaster given all the nonsense it entails. Obeying the Bible is at the root of bigotry in Christian societies because there is always a passage where their god approves of whatever they are doing, good or bad.

The scriptures are allegorical and the gods are mythical.

The most amazing thing in la la land.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV32JR0Ek7w

Hismasterpiece:
Bro I advice you to approach skepticism with skepticism and consider the fact that you may indeed be wrong and seek to know the truth for yourself.

I know nothing but I have a cogent grasp of the “truth” and your faith has nothing to do with truth.

I saw Mohammed marry a child.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytibBZNktRE

I saw Lord Ganesha


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyzZhKwN2P0

Lord Vishnu saves!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68MmcQR-Smc

Hismasterpiece:
The Bible says, 'Stop deceiving yourselves. If you think you are wise by this world’s standards, you need to become a fool to be truly wise.'

Religion is built on two principles:
1. Deceiving the vulgar
2. Cultivating ignorance

The quote above is an example of number 2. The naked appeal to ignorance and denoting reason as foolishness is the signature of the duplicitous scoundrels who wrote the words, “God said”.
I don’t need to be a fool or hold nonsense as sacred because skepticism is the beginning of wisdom.

The old white man in the sky that allegedly inspired a guy called Tommasso Parentucelli to write the following:

“We weighing all and singular the premises with due meditation, and noting that since we had formerly by other letters of ours granted among other things free and ample faculty to the aforesaid King Alfonso – to invade, search out, capture, vanquish, and subdue all Saracens and pagans whatsoever, and other enemies of Christ wheresoever placed, and the kingdoms, dukedoms, principalities, dominions, possessions, and all movable and immovable goods whatsoever held and possessed by them and to reduce their persons to perpetual slavery, and to apply and appropriate to himself and his successors the kingdoms, dukedoms, counties, principalities, dominions, possessions, and goods, and to convert them to his and their use and profit – by having secured the said faculty, the said King Alfonso, or, by his authority, the aforesaid infante, justly and lawfully has acquired and possessed, and doth possess, these islands, lands, harbors, and seas, and they do of right belong and pertain to the said King Alfonso and his successors”.

The people in the picture are the perpetual slaves in both profane and sacred terms.

The eye is the “eye of providence” or god watching over humanity. The old dude is Roman Catholicism’s conception of the Jewish deity that is not meant to be reified. The conception of the deity is as an old white man and that is the depiction in the op. God of the Christians a.k.a old white man in the sky.

PastorMIsBack:
A man is a man is a man.

You, take the word Man out of your vocabulary and STFU.

11 A woman[a] should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man;[b] she must be quiet. 13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve. 14 And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. 15 But women[c] will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety.

Sixfiguresmart:
Moderators please follow that topic with this one to be fair to all.

You slavish people are really pathetic. Christiana and Muslims.

Maynman:
God is a title not a person. Ignorance is not bliss.
So, Which god are you talking about? Zeus? Jehovah? Elohim? Allah? Eledumare? Chineke?

Before I go to hell, I’ll do a three some with Jehovah and Jesus

Better yet, shove Jesus’ head up the virgin cunt he crawled out of while Jehovah watches. Don’t invite Zeus though, that asshole might turn into a swan and f#ck you.

Dtruthspeaker:
O my play thing, why make a ring when you don't have a ding? Well, do fare unwell,
cos I always Win!

Natural born loser talking about winning?
From ear to ear, I can’t stop grinning
Feeble minded, lucidity fleeting
Makes as much sense as a sheep bleating

Crookedness100

Dtruthspeaker:
As long as eaten and death and all bad things to them are removed, they wean, I mean win!

Now that this has been seen, I must say your whole being is a sin. Trash fit for the bin.

Dtruthspeaker:
So, Be- Livers are not born to be-livers, THEY ARE TRAINED TO BE LIVERS!

I could have sworn they were trained to be spleen, or maybe it’s clean.

Osashalom:
One would have thought foolishness is the extreme of stupidity. You have proven otherwise.

Regardless of my folly, aren’t you limiting your options and also in danger of consequences far worse than unbelief in Yahweh? Eledumare might just extinguish your soul if you’re wrong.