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Chopchopfine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2rV6zJ03vg

I like women who knows how to cook delicious food.

God bless your hands!

See this Serial begger.

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So help me God....
Chaii!!

4words:
Space for sale... don't know what to write, if you have what you would like to write here, quote me with it and I will quote you here. Cheers

Like I am interested on that shoe upper you���

shortIGBOman:
Why are they wearing Housa clothes? Must they copy Northerners.

Because Hausa are his Masters.

Haba Raw Choas.

Focwireless17:
Please I really need help from naira landers living in Kano because I am planning on relocating there in search for jobs. I studied biochemistry with a 2nd class upper and I am ready to do any work at all.
Also willing to relocate anywhere so far there is space for me.

HELP A BROTHER

Try not to Blasphemy our prophet here in Kano

We are holding this guy until he starts crying

Mnk

Ever8090:
don't mind them very soon Nigeria will divorce the marriage and we will have five nations..
(1) Biafra Republic
(2) Oduduwa Republic
(3) Midland Republic
(4) Arewa Republic
(5) Niger Delta Republic
Their eye go clear...

Haba Ipob, why you start with your Dot Republic?

Our lovely country is on hard situation.

... changes begin from me,you and all nairalanders.

Built2last:
Buhari would rather give it to Abubakar Shekau than an Igbo man.

Impossible

If he does that, I will distribute 300k to 20 Nairalanders

I

Reserve my share of that 300k, I suppose to be number 1���

Powerfly:
If I tell you what you what can be giving you 1925 naira every day...what are you gone do for me? But you'll need to have 21k to access it. You won't pay the money to me..you'll use your hand to do it.

Sister I am Interested
070 3516 7896.

So help me God!



Amen.

lordkay10:
Good day folks. It has been a turbulent period for me since BEDC installed their prepaid meter at my residence. The meter came with 100 units of electricity which the staff told me would be free of charge
However, when I made an attempt to top-up the units when it was running low from a vendor, I was told I have to pay for the "free" 100 units before I would be able to top up. I had no choice than to part with 11,000 naira to pay off the 'debt' and buy 5000 naira worth of units for the top-up.

I was told to proceed to the BEDC area office close to where I bought the units to obtain activation tokens being my first transaction on the meter. At the BEDC area office, the customer care agent gave me a series of code to enter on my meter when I get home for activation, and wait for another set of code from the BEDC headoffice via SMS, without which I wouldn't be able to load the top-up tokens I purchased.

After following these instructions, I waited in vain for the final code from BEDC which wasn't forthcoming. I placed several calls to their hotline with some below-par agents attending to me at different points, each with a different method of how to solve my problem. Well, I finally got a competent agent who promised to escalate my case, and wait for 24hrs to receive the code

I finally got the code the next two days but not after making series of threats to their hotline, and I was able to load my top-up tokens. But this is just the beginning

Almost a month passed and I would need to top-up again. This time, I opted to do it online via quickteller since my meter has been 'activated'.
I made payment but didn't get my tokens until after 24 hours. I proceeded to load the meter but I got an error message.

I proceeded to call their hotline as usual but no luck this time, my calls keep on getting rejected. I paused for a while and tried again after few hours and I was finally able to speak with agent who told me I need to fill a certain complaint form on their website, after which I would be sent another kind of token from their headoffice

I proceeded to fill the form on their website but the form wasn't submitted because "my meter number does not exist"
I tried to get across to the customer care agent again to notify them of the development but their hotline has been unreachable since my last call.
I proceeded to make a google search of their alternate complaint lines(if any) and I was shocked to see that the two other lines quoted on their website, each had 10 digits instead of 11, thereby making those numbers invalid.
I've been in total darkness since then, not because I didn't pay my bills, but for the inefficiency of Benin Electricity Distribution Company
Mods, kindly help me take this to frontpage for more views

no matter the situation, you will never give up!

Sorry my lazy yoluba youths!
why are you fighting with your Masters

Shoki Shoki... .

Your Parents choose Nigeria, why not you choose your parents choice!

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AdeOri99:
Good day nairalanders, i wish to start a business but i need money to commence.

I am looking forward to obtaining a 100k loan, i do not have the requirements that financial institutions usually request for, reason i had to resort to this mean. you may check my previous thread for more information.

If you are capable of lending me this money, please contact me via the mail or call the number on my profile page, to get the full detail of the business and state your terms.

I resides at oyo, jobele to be prcised, incase you need facial verification.

I can provide my NIN, and a written agreement, plus any other information you may require.

I no want to you to commit suicide after you get that cash.

How many this SERAP will sue our beloved Mr President?

Sorry ladies, I'm partially philandering due to the lack of marriage. I hope you will be praying for me to be absently out of this list.

MejiLoyon:
Oooooh. You shouldn't have said it
Now it will happen

Mention one thing you've said that has happened
I will reduce fuel.....now it's astronomical
I will provide security.....bandits and kidnappers are playing ten ten
24 hours electricity I'll provide...... If my gen get hand he for slap me. Constant starting
Boko Haram will be crushed.....you're holding meetings with them. Them and Gumi dey dance sankoloweko
I will reduce unemployment.... No job anywhere
Now this

Please sir, change your statement to there will be civil war....trust me the war won't happen. For whatever you say,the opposite happens.

Perhaps... We are already at war!

This koboko suppose to be for politicians children's .

God bless Nigeria!
God bless Arewa!

You suppose to learn how to love your lover!

... because I tried the same of what you are facing now, it's a long journey with a return.

See her on peace not on pieces!

saphiere:
Irresponsible son
The FUTURE is FEMALE

The FUTURE is FAKE MONIKER!

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Education is a light...

theTranslator:
dafuq is this??
Write normally
Don't destroy my eyes!

Hmm. No be you the Translator?
*nnamdi kaanu is a f.ool and a deluded fraudster...It's a pity that he has come to develop a massive following among there follow Ilgbos..any which way sha. Ipoob members and sympathisers are terrorists and hoodlums"

vibre:
Stop pretending, You know the cause of her death. If you like add your mama join wetin don die don die. Abeg leave your family people make dem enjoy their life to the fullest and go find another career, your people no go die finish because you wan do music by force.

Will you bring your self to the nearest hospital?

Pls somebody help me with pdf mubarakbabangara@gmail.com

This thing is becoming like an American Film, let us keep watching!