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Romance / Re: How To Solve This Infection Problem On My D*ick by Kollins11: 6:59pm On Sep 23, 2022
SenecaTheYonger:

That is Sarcoptes scabiei var. hominis (scabies)
Treatment is Benzl Benzoate cream
Make sure to change all boxers or reinfection will happen. Same with your GF.
Good luck
Oboy! You wicked o!! You no tell am say E go run mad if E use that cream?

That cream dey hot pass Cameroon, Morocco and Indian pepper mix together. But it's very effective, and it's the perfect cure for that STD he's carrying
Romance / Re: How To Solve This Infection Problem On My D*ick by Kollins11: 6:33pm On Sep 23, 2022
Zonefree:
Why risk your life and health having sex with a Nigerian girl unprotected? Don't you value your health? To think you still have the guts to call her "my girlfriend" undecided undecided
Enjoy your Pro Max in peace. When you were banging and enjoying the infected kpekus, did you call us? Why are you disturbing us now?
The most annoying thing is that.. These mumu guys keep kneeling down to propose beg STD into their lives.

Bro, just imagine yourself kneeling down to beg a community kpekus filled with STD to come and marry you.

How can one be begging disease to come into his life and stay fovever. No be juju be that?

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Romance / Re: How To Solve This Infection Problem On My D*ick by Kollins11: 6:18pm On Sep 23, 2022
When we say that gender is totally useless... All of them. Some people will call us bittered men, some will even call the moderators on us. Now see the disease you don go carry from that useless gender undecided

I've said it here times without number that an average Nigerian girl has nothing to offer in a relationship/marriage rather than her overused wide and STD infested kpekus

Oboy! Enjoy your Christmas gift. December never reach you don dey collect your Christmas package for September.

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Romance / Re: Lady Rejects Boyfriend's Proposal On Their Graduation Day, Throws Ring Away by Kollins11: 3:50pm On Sep 23, 2022
When will these stupid SIMPle guys learn that women are not worth the stress especially naija women. Acting like a fool around them will end in premium tears

The best way to propose to a woman is to get her pregnant, and allow her and her parents to decide wether she will marry you or not. Infact she would be the one to beg you to put a ring on her finger. But these foolish boys will not listen.

I can't even imagine myself begging a useless biitches with over 100 body cunt to marry me. May Ogun and Amadioha kill me if I ever try this nonsense.

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Romance / Re: What Were The Weirdest Rules A Landlord/landlady Have Ever Given To You by Kollins11: 11:39am On Sep 23, 2022
Me, myself I'm a very weird guy. My Landlord/landlady barely give me rules because I barely stay in my rented apartment. Since I renewed my house rent this year could you believe I haven't slept in that house for 5 months now, and my landlord is a very peaceful man ooh! It's either I'm at my real niggars house or I'm in a hotel bombing.

Wetin dey carry me go my house na maybe I wan give my landlord NEPA bill, security and Dustbin money. Even sometimes I dey transfer the money give am.

My landlord always look at me like a very responsible dude, baba no knw say I no well. The other day, E dey introduce me to his daughter... E say She just graduate from university and she's ready to go for her NYSC.

If baba know the kind of guy I be, E no go introduce that girl to me.

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Romance / Re: I Want To Be Famous. What Can I Do ? by Kollins11: 10:47am On Sep 23, 2022
The street is not for shy people if you really want to be famous in life. No time for shyness, you need to be rugged.

Change your clicks of Friends. Follow friends that thinks like you. Go to club and meet people. Lots of men in clubs has great connections that can lead you to the top but people don't know this secret.

And above all, make sure you are good at what you're doing. Whether you're an upcoming artist, bomber, hacker or anything... Just be good at what you're doing because nobody would want to help you if they see your work and you're not good at it.

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Romance / Re: #GoldenPenis: These Are The Only Women SIMPS Will Surely End Up With!! (Photo) by Kollins11: 10:13am On Sep 23, 2022
Increase the mic comrade!

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Romance / Re: Over 100 Men Can Pursue A Woman But Only One Will Marry Her by Kollins11: 8:59am On Sep 23, 2022
virginprincess:
Shut up,stop spilling trash everywhere,always taking every opportunity to insult your sisters.
Only in Nigeria a lady with over 1000 body cunt goes by the name virginprincess just to attract a foolish SIMPle man. You daughters of jezebel won't kill me with laugh grin.

Madam, I will keep on delivering weak men from y'all daughters of eve wicked manipulation and if you don't like it, go and baff naked ontop transformer.

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Romance / Re: Over 100 Men Can Pursue A Woman But Only One Will Marry Her by Kollins11: 8:01am On Sep 23, 2022
Nairalanders let me elaborate what @wordsfrombimpe is trying to say.

What she's trying to say is that.. A lady body cunt can be over 100 but at the end of the day, only one SIMPle man will definitely accept her wayward pass and wife her.

My Verdict: Guys if you really want to experience a little bit of peace of mind in marriage please and please marry a VIRGIN.

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Romance / Re: Couple Get Married On Husband's Sick Bed In Lagos Hospital (photos) by Kollins11: 5:03am On Sep 23, 2022
She probably married his money and not the man. The earlier men understand there's nothing like true love the better for them.

No woman genuinely loves a man. She's in that marriage/relationship for her selfish interest. Know this and embrace peace.

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Family / Re: Couples Hiding Their Phones: How True Is This Statement? by Kollins11: 8:36pm On Sep 22, 2022
jessylaurel:

Obviously you no get sense
Baby girl, you better live your life and let me live my life jeje. I nor send anybody oh!

Everyday I wake, I live my life to the fullest and if I die Today na only God go fit judge me. (that is if he truly exist)

Tomorrow na Friday, I will be at Gravity night club at Ikoyi drinking, smoking and fvcking more kpekus.

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Romance / Re: Please, Recommend Effective Abortion Pills For Me. by Kollins11: 7:41pm On Sep 22, 2022
Get a postinor2 (like 7 tablets), then grind it very smoothly.
Get a glass of washed bitterleaf water and pour the grinded postinor2 inside, then add a little bit of otapiapia and Acid.. Then mix everything together with agbo jedi and drink it.

You're gonna thank me later. Trust me!

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: What Is The Difference Between NEPA Bill And Obi's Certificate? by Kollins11: 7:12pm On Sep 22, 2022
Whether the devil, Agbadorians, or Reno Mockery likes it or not.. Me and my household is gonna vote for Peter Obi.

PETER OBI FOR PRESIDENT 2023

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Father Asked Us To Buy Her A Phone by Kollins11: 5:55pm On Sep 22, 2022
jonaifame22:
mehhhhhnn na wa o,the girl loves her father so much,
She don manipulate this one finish. E be like say you no dey hear word. You wanna learn the hard way right.

O dabọ oo!

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Father Asked Us To Buy Her A Phone by Kollins11: 5:29pm On Sep 22, 2022
Why not marry her first before you start buying gift for her father? Upon the premium tears updates you see everyday on this forum by SIMPle men you still never get sense? BABA, you better don't let that girl manipulate you.

She's staying under your roof, na you dey feed her, na you dey do almost everything for her. I think you have done enough. All you need to do is just be fvcking her like an animal until her kpekus worn-out, because that's only thing a Nigerian girl can offer in a relationship. Don't buy her father a phone.

If that girl cross path with another guy who's more loaded financially than you, she won't hesitate to dump your sorry ass.

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Romance / Re: Help! My Friend's Girlfriend Is Planning Something Bad. Should I Tell Him? by Kollins11: 9:38am On Sep 22, 2022
You, Onos and Ruby should gettat!

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Romance / Re: You’re Going Back To Nigeria – Wife Tells Her Husband After Discovering Him With by Kollins11: 9:15am On Sep 22, 2022
See this whale.

She should be happy that a black guy is even fvcking her dilapidated ass, because no white dude would wanna settle down for a whale like her.

White guys really have good taste for women, they hate fat girls, but you see our black guys especially Nigerian Guys, they don't have good taste for women.

Nigerian Guys can date shapeless ladies. No wonder Nigerian girls are becoming so shapeless day-by-day because they know we don't have good taste for women.

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Crime / Re: Kogi Pastor Arrested For Selling ‘Bullet Proof Water’ by Kollins11: 9:03am On Sep 22, 2022
The Hustle is real.

doggedfighter:
And people bought ? grin

Religious idiots !

Na only nigerian women dey always buy this rubbish.

Ladies can easily be deceived reason they patronize all these yeye pastor bullet proof water & bullet proof anointing.

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Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Hugs, Praises P Square In Dressing Room After Their Packed Out London Show by Kollins11: 8:52am On Sep 22, 2022
Koko master my niggar!

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Family / Re: Should I Have Minded My Business? Did I Do Wrong? by Kollins11: 7:31am On Sep 22, 2022
HRHQueenPhil:


U did nothing wrong, someone needs to tell her the truth...I use to smell like a rotten fish too till d day I was insulted inside bus.. pls if u are still using Eva soap, stop it immediately..buy her gifts of good soap, perfume and anti persperant
This one is blaming her rotten fishy odour on innocent Eva soap.

Nigerian girls never cease to amaze me.

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Food / Re: Apart From Rice, Beans, Swallow & Indomie/Spaghetti, Whatelse Do You Eat? by Kollins11: 6:59am On Sep 22, 2022
Wurld:
Anything wey man see, man chop grin grin grin
is that beans-pie or beans-roll?

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Romance / Re: Married People U Na Dey Enjoy This Weather For Two by Kollins11: 6:58am On Sep 22, 2022
Wordsfrombimpe:
Married people u na dey enjoy this weather for two
I am jealous oh �
Fifty shades all night for those of you feeling the Cold atmosphere
Marriage is sweet if you marry a partner that is supportive in bed , business and kitchen and they are so cute that you love Bleep
Copyright Digital Bimpe The Coach
You don't need to jealous babe.. I mean, your boyfriend can fvck the living hell out of you.

And incase you don't have a boyfriend or your boyfriend is so bad in bed, I'm available. I can help you cure your konji.

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Food / Re: Apart From Rice, Beans, Swallow & Indomie/Spaghetti, Whatelse Do You Eat? by Kollins11: 6:45am On Sep 22, 2022
Kpekus

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Romance / Re: My Cousins Wife Wants Me To Interfere Into Their Family Issues!!! by Kollins11: 10:30pm On Sep 21, 2022
I know you want to help but this is NOT your problem, but your cousin's wife problem. How can a grown woman allow herself to be abused in such manner? Your werey cousin even beat up his mother. Lol.

Well, if eventually you want to help, just do what I say. It's very simple. Very very simple. You people need to make your brother to channel his energies into something else. Put salt in his car engine (if he has one), he will have a week to battle with mechanics.

After that week, put salt in his generator, he will battle to buy new generator.

After that week, throw his ATM card into toilet, let him find time to apply for another card with his bank, then flush down his checkbook down the toilet.

In the height of it all, he will gently complain to his wife about his problems and that's when the game begins...

Recommend a pastor for him to see for counseling and make sure you inform the pastor before hand to tell him the problems he's facing is because he abuses his wife. He's gonna change for good. Trust me!

That's how nature plays us, you don't have to wait for nature. Take Charge of your life, by hook or by crook.

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Crime / Re: Hackers Rob Bank Of N523,337,100.00 by Kollins11: 10:10pm On Sep 21, 2022
Kudos to all my real niggas! Boys aren't smiling. If you loose guide we go Maga you.

This year we must cash out big big.

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Family / Re: Couples Hiding Their Phones: How True Is This Statement? by Kollins11: 9:24pm On Sep 21, 2022
If you're a lady, be it my wife or girlfriend, I would kindly advice you to stay away from my phone if you actually want to live long.

Contents and chats on my phone with other biitches will definitely send you to your early grave. No Jokes!

I have biitches sending me naked pictures & videos, I also have my own recorded sex tapes on my phone with different bitches (on agreement).

Every app on phone requires password and face ID to gain access. If I die today, you will only need to flash my phone and all the content will be gone.

This is just an iceberg of the Real me. So if you really want to live long as my wife/girlfriend kindly stay clear from my phone.

If you like hide your phone inside your kpekus, I don't care, I will never go through your phone. Just Respect my phone privacy that's all I'm asking.

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Romance / Re: Pretty Laldy Forgives Lover Who Reportedly Abu$ed Her, Claiming He Apologized Wi by Kollins11: 8:47pm On Sep 21, 2022
Romanoff:
After he kill her, na that car them go bury her.
Even you sef is shocked on how stupid your gender could be.

E shock you? Shockn't it?

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Romance / Re: Pretty Laldy Forgives Lover Who Reportedly Abu$ed Her, Claiming He Apologized Wi by Kollins11: 8:20pm On Sep 21, 2022
Confused gender.

Reason I do advice guys to always beat their girlfriends to pulp because she will still love you the more. They hate gentle and SIMPle men. That's how stupid they are.

So, Guys if your girlfriend do anyhow, make sure you beat her till she develop internal and external bleeding.

She will still love you the more. Trust me! They love hard guys like us! Trust me!

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Romance / Re: When Will You Marry Her ? – Pastor Queries Female Church Member’s Baby Daddy Dur by Kollins11: 7:54pm On Sep 21, 2022
Mumu pastor.

Oga, marriage can't be for everybody and it's not by force you must marry.

I can't monopolize my dick to one woman. I gonna fvck as many kpekus as possible.

Before you quote me and start spewing rubbish, Please tell me one man in the Bible that monopolize his dick to one woman.

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Romance / Re: Lady Poses With N10m, Other Goodies Her Man Gifted Her As Apology To Her (Pix) by Kollins11: 7:50pm On Sep 21, 2022
VeeVeeMyLuv:

Are you sure?
What if you can afford the 10m 1000 times(×)? Will the 10m not look like "those N5 biscuit" to you?
Bro I sure pass shola.

As long she's just a girlfriend, I can't spend such outrageous amount of money on her.

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