Nigerian girls are usel*ss... All of them.

Op you lied. Those were SIMPs who sent her PMs

I can NEVER and I will NEVER send any useless Nigerian girl PM. Infact If you're a female nairalander and I have sent you PM before or even follow you, Please quote me and proof me wrong.

Nigerian girls are usel*ss.. All of them.

Uncletachi:
Chelsea straight win
Single am

You were saying something earlier but I couldn't hear you because I was sitting close to DJ chatinent speaker.

Please come again, you say wetin?

Fira09:
CHELSEA will win this, no two ways about it.

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FULL TIME

Leeds 0 : 2 CHELSEA

You say wetin?

In otherwords, your wife is cheating on you with a vibrator.

You're not hitting the right spot reason she prefer a vibrator. You better start performing your sexual duties and start hitting the right spot or else na ME, your landlord or gate man go hammer ur wife everyday.

If your wife jam me, she go throway that her vibrator inside well... I swear to God Almighty. As it stands now, she's ready to cheat on you with any guy that has 9 inches dick and can also perform like a vibrator.

I've noticed most married men can't satisfy their wives sexual urge. They just spread their wives legs, knack for 5 seconds then cum. They don't care if their wives cum or not.

No just allow me cross path with your wife, Infact I'm even tired of satisfying married women sexual urge. I swear.. I don tire.

Married men abeg, make una dey knack una wife well, I don tire to dey help una.. I take God beg all married men.

Op, with coaster biscuit and pure water I go fvck siofra, Jennyclay and Islandlady inside my Lexus. I have done it before and I will do it again.

Make the pastor go do DNA test before E celebrate that child. These daughters of jezebel are pure evil.

Meanwhile.. I believe this is a curse and not a blessing, after 13 years only to give birth to a female child. Bad news

I don talk am before and I go still talk am again ***the day I go mistakenly born girl child, I go cry like say....... ***

I wish you more dicks to your kpekus
I wish you more lubricants to your kpekus
I wish you strength to ride more dicks.
Happy birthday siofra

I would advice you fvck that hor.ny married woman.

Don't monopolize your dick to one woman even if she's your wife. Your so called wife might be gobbling another man's dick secretly but here you are forming Mr Faithful.

Don't you dare tell your wife.. must you tell her everything. Mumu man. You better fvck that married woman or you give me her phone number let me have my own taste of her kpekus.

Married women are so clean down there and you can comfortably give a mouth action and fvck her raw without being scared of sexual diseases like gonorrhea or HIV. Ogbeni don't dull.

Abeg, no let all these olosho Nigerian girls play mind games with you.

Olosho wey don gobble and suck different sizes of dick dey feel bad just because two of una kiss , Wonder shall never end.

If she visit you again fvck her like an animal. To hell with her feelings, thunder fire her feelings, screw her feelings.

No allow these daughters of jezebel play mind games with you.

In otherwords.. You're a sex stave woman.

Have you really tried to sit him down to discuss this and let him know how you feel?
If a man stays away from sex for two months, he either has a medical issue that has made his libido drop or he is getting it elsewhere.

But incase you're so frustrated and you really need a strong solid 8 inches dick to ride.. Just give me a message, I'm available. Let me help your husband to shift your womb. God says always help your neighbor in need. I willing to help you cure your konji.

Typical example of using a Stone to kill two birds.

Guys, make sure you test the goods (kpekus) you're buying, before you take it to your house, because some goods are damaged goods.

In summary: na borehole dey in between our girls legs.

I'm ontop of the bus

You're a fvcking pussy ass niggar.

So, na one damaged evening newspaper dey give you sleepless night like this? Keep sending her friend request, maybe one day she will accept you. Bloody Simp.

Malory:
K

K for kpekus

Normal level. Every guys wey dey give girls mouth action... dey taste another man yogurt inside her kpekus.

Never you give a Nigerian girl mouth action. Imagine I cum inside your serious girlfriend's kpekus and you go give her mouth action... So lovely.

wiseoneking:
Mental illness in rampart nowadays. Pls visit Yaba left tomorrow, is free every first Saturday. But make sure you are OBidient after treatment.

Baba abeg no vex, if una elect me as president, I go too Loot Nigeria destiny.

If I No Loot make I die, baba I go over Loot, Infact over looting dey worry me.

I'm not gonna attack Gambo salah because everybody in this country are thieves. Infact if you're given the opportunity to Loot, y'all will Loot more than Abacha.

I'm not an hypocrite, I'm gonna Loot like a fool If given opportunity and there's nothing you Nigerians will do about it.

Tinubu is a thief
Athifku is a thief
Peter Obi is a thief
Buhari is a thief
I'm a thief (yahoo boy)
You reading this my comment is a thief.

FERNANDEZISBACK, you don go register another moniker abi?

Sleeknigga:
you use iPhone 12 snap the iPhone 6 but no forget to snap the lexus key ni.. dey whine your papa

Take a chill pill baba, I'm bigger than living a fake life on the internet. What will I gain if I'm living a fake life??

If you read and comprehend very well, I said my iphone 6 serves as a torchlight phone.. meaning, I use it strictly for making calls, no internet connection, I don't use to browse at all, only for calls.

My iPhone 12 is used for browsing and other transactions.. Since my nairaland account is logged in my iPhone 12 I decided to snap and upload as e dey hot.

Make una dey calm down abeg.

Umsworld:
.

Ignorance is a big disease.

I bought that phone 2016, I collected my first picking with that iphone 6 around 2017. It's my iPhone 12 I used in snapping that photo...That iPhone 6 serves as my torchlight phone now and with the update inside that phone it's still gonna change your life for good.

Damn niggar
R.I.P young lad

When will some people understand that the fact you failed in a school examination doesn't mean you're gonna fail outside the real world. Some people who came out successfully in their exams while in school aren't even using their certificates to work Today.

I'm a graduate in Electrical engineering, I spent 5 years in the university but today I'm not using my certificate to work. Na yahoo I dey do.. It's been 7 years I haven't set my eyes on my certificate not to talk of using it to work.

Let me drink my scuuchi in peace, because I cannot come and kill myself.

How much did you buy your agbado and cassava?

This one daughter have started her Oloshoism in a very tender age. You better discipline that girl else na full time Olosho your daughter go become when she grows up.

All those rubbish talks like she always want to be cuddled and touched like a cat should be stopped immediately... I'm not saying you shouldn't play with your daughter but at this moment she needs more of discipline and You and your wife need to put hands together and discipline that your daughter else na dick she go dey ride when she clock 12 years old... Go and verify from that chrisland female student if I'm lying.

I don talk am before and I go still talk am again ***the day I go mistakenly born girl child, I go cry like say.......... ***

For It is written in the Book of Collins chapter 1 vs 12... "These hoes ain't Loyal" know this and know peace.


Meanwhile..

You're doing well jare, I feel like eating this your delicious Isiewu and still eat the other Isiewu in between your legs.

Meanwhile.. Channah1 come and see your mate. Better come and learn something.

Don't make that mistake son. Don't get her pregnant now that you're not ready or financially buoyant. Go and hustle hard to make money.

Trust me the beautiful ladies are yet to be born.. You will see beautiful ladies you go tire.

What I would advice you to do now is... keep on banging her until she see a Suitor SIMPle man who will marry her. Don't break up with her or end the relationship, just Keep pounding her pink pussy until it turns Red.

Mind you: please use condom while banging the ogbanje spirit out of her body.

If your girlfriend be last born, never you tell her to fry plantain for you.

There's nothing like "right woman". Every woman has big problem. The day you marry a Nigerian woman is the day your life span reduced drastically by 50%

If as man you don't have money in that marriage, I swear you're gonna see crazy character that your mouth cannot explain from your so called "right woman"

Even if you have money, your so called “right woman“ would still show you pepper. There's nothing like "right woman"

I don talk am before and I go still talk am again *** the day I go mistakenly born girl child, I go cry like say....... ***