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Music/Radio / Re: Kizz Daniel: RTID (Rich Till I Die) - (Official Video) by Kollins11: 3:48pm On Jan 06, 2023
Kiz Daniel is one of the most underrated artist. He's not getting the recognition and award he deserves. I think he needs to change his board of management.

Make una no joke with this nigga. Kiz Daniel too good.

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Celebrities / Re: Porn Star Afrocandy Shares Throwback Photos Of When She Was A 'Good Wife' by Kollins11: 12:01pm On Jan 06, 2023
These useless daughters of jezebel won't kill me with laugh.

That gender are useless.. All of them.

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Romance / Re: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush? by Kollins11: 9:33am On Jan 06, 2023
Tiwa savage.
I must take my own share of her kpekus.

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Family / Re: Is It Proper For A Married lady To Send The Love Emoji To Thank Another Man? Pic by Kollins11: 3:00pm On Jan 05, 2023
Well, all the useless Nigerian wh0res wey dey send me love emoji in appreciating a good deed (dick), I don fvck all of them, maybe ur wife dey among who knows.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Blames God For Her Pain And Failure (photos) by Kollins11: 2:03pm On Jan 05, 2023
Very useless and valueless gender. These useless daughters of Delilah won't kill me with laugh.
Instead for this werey to say she's missing her Oloshoism lifestyle, she dey blame God for her sorry life.

Aunty nobody hold tie hands and legs. Go back to your Oloshoism life. Infact na me go be the first nigga to patronize you.

You useless daughters of jezebel never see anything, the way we real niggas go deal with una kpekus and womb this year, even Satan go reject us if we enter hell fire. I swear if I no damage una womb beyond redemption call me BASTARD.

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Food / Re: How To Cook A Very Delicious Coconut Rice (Photos, Video) by Kollins11: 2:01pm On Jan 05, 2023
OlawaleBammie:
But u said u Sabi cook pass woman that day na, when Channah1 cook one rice like that. Why are u tormented again??
Yes na I sabi cook pass Channah1.

So if you present gloryhomemaker food and Channah1 food before me, you expect me to pick Channah1 food over gloryhomemaker. nawa 4 u o. Even my grandfather will come out from his grave and flog me with a cane if I pick Channah1 food.

Gloryhomemaker food anytime, anyday twice on a Thursday afternoon.
Romance / Re: “I Have Everything, Yet No Man, Pls Ask Me Out?” – Beautiful Lady Laments Of Her by Kollins11: 11:47am On Jan 05, 2023
Candidlady:
Kollins11 will marry you

A loner and a sadist who is sex starved goes bout looking for vulnerable ladies to prey on
this one dey call me names becus say i dey liberate SIMPs from y'all daughters of jezebel manipulations. Una never see anything, the way we real niggas go deal with una gender kpekus this year... Infact Satan go reject us if we enter hell fire.

Back to topic: I pity any bastard SIMPs wey go fall for her useless manipulations. The useless girl no even reach half of the kind of girls I dey fvck for club.

Ogun kill all these useless gender... All of them.

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Crime / Re: 21-Year-Old Sabo Ruth Hunu Missing In Nasarawa (Photos) by Kollins11: 10:42am On Jan 05, 2023
sircatherine45:


Continue fooling yourself. Unam Ikot!
Baba mi, wetin dey sup na, why u and that Hoelosho dey use my name catch cruise?
Romance / Re: What Do Men Value In Women Aside Sex by Kollins11: 10:04am On Jan 05, 2023
na still sex. Aside sex na sex, before sex na sex, After sex na sex.

My advice to all my niggas is don't ever monopolize your dick to one woman. Make sure you fvck as many kpekus as possible. Women has no genuine reason being alive rather than to be fvcked and dumped. So fvck as many women as you can.

Ogun kill that useless and valualess gender.

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Crime / Re: 21-Year-Old Sabo Ruth Hunu Missing In Nasarawa (Photos) by Kollins11: 7:40am On Jan 05, 2023
Creamypie:
She will be found. I hope some folks no go ask police to check boyfriend house oh. This one too focus to build her profession to get boyfriend for now, unlike the dogs and sluts we get down south wey Indomie and egg don make them spread leg anyhow
Oga, I still insist they check her "current boyfriend" or her "Ex-boyfriend" house.
E be like say you no sabi these useless daughters of jezebel.
Weda she be lawyer, doctor, nurse or banker she's not different from other useless Nigerian liability hoes. They all have the cravings for different gbola.

I don camp many of these professional carrier wh0res for my house. No jokes, na real matters I dey tell you.

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Family / Re: Work Wahala In My Marriage by Kollins11: 9:08am On Jan 04, 2023
Afodot0022:
I appreciate you input. You see some things are easier said than done, maybe if you are married you will understand better. A marriage of 6 years and with kids, you cant just take any drastic decision or actions hense you will regret it, better if there is no kids involved, but u see when kids are involved, it will be difficult to navigate. DIVORCE is not that easy as people claim and if you think i am a simp, you are mistaken cos before i got married i know how i dont take bullshit but you see martiage it have a way of humbling you expecially ehen you start having kids snd having their interest at heart. Anyway still thanks for you feedback
first of all, I don't do that useless shit called relationship or marriage.

Marriage/relationship is for delusional people who think love exist.

Secondly, them never born any useless Nigerian girl wey go play with my peace of mind. She dey Mad? abi Ogun wan kill her papa?

Oga, you better take total control of your house without minding her useless feelings, else the next Shege she go show you, you no go fit resist the urge to shalaye.

Just dey SIMP

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Family / Re: Work Wahala In My Marriage by Kollins11: 8:25am On Jan 04, 2023
OP after reading your previous and current real life stories, I'm still asking myself what are you still doing with that useless wh0re. Infact by now I expect you to have bring in another fresh kpekus into your house.

All your stories state that your wife dey always show you better Shege and yet you dey SIMPly accept her back. U be mumu? 70 years old man

My Verdict: you're irredeemable SIMP, I have no advice for you becus you no dey hear word.
And anybody wey go advice you na also typical BASTARD.

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Food / Re: How To Cook A Very Delicious Coconut Rice (Photos, Video) by Kollins11: 9:23pm On Jan 03, 2023
No dey torment us for here jare.
Drop location make we come chaw, I swear before 5am tomorrow you go see me for your gate.

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Crime / Re: Three Nigerian Arrested In India For Trafficking 1kg Of Cocaine by Kollins11: 7:00am On Dec 24, 2022
The Hustle is real. May God bless all hustlers and i hope these hustlers get released soon.

Anyway na way as long as you're not shedding innocent blood.
Romance / Re: Deborah Paul - Enenche Traditional Marriage: Twitter Users Reacts by Kollins11: 6:26am On Dec 19, 2022
Why are all these SIMPs and low self-esteem men getting married to all these useless Nigerian evening news papers wh0res? Or is it because her father has small money?

This stupid Deborah for go marry Jesus, abi her father na assist Jesus. I blame the SIMPle husband for putting a ring on his Wh0re finger. Wetin guys dey manage for street, E reach your turn you dey monopolize am.

Ogun kee all SIMPs.

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Romance / Re: MEN!! If You Still Take Women On "Dates" Today, You Are An IDI0T!! (Photo) by Kollins11: 9:05pm On Dec 18, 2022
TheGidRedpiller:
Oh, that.
Sorry, I won't.
Baba mi, you shouldn't have replied that SIMPle mumu.

Infact any man that still take a Useless Nigerian lady on a date is a typical BASTARD.
Family / Re: U Guys Should Free Yul Edochie! by Kollins11: 8:31pm On Dec 18, 2022
OP, na SIMPs and frustrated feminist dey attack Yul edochie. We the Alpha male are well pleased with him. Who don't like Yul edochie's decision should go and hug transformer.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with polygamy. Thank goodness Yul edochie is doing well for himself, he has every right to marry as many kpekus as possible.

I will never get married and if eventually I get married I will marry as many kpekus as possible and as well have many concubines everywhere.

Infact as I'm single, I can't even count how many kpekus I've fvcked and even in marriage I would keep on Knacking more kpekus till thy kingdom come. Even if i die today and I make heaven, I go still dey knack Angels for heaven.

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts 1.7million Opioid Pills In Noodles, Others At Lagos Airport by Kollins11: 1:08pm On Dec 18, 2022
The Hustle is real. May God bless all hustlers and i hope these hustlers get released soon.

Anyway na way as long as you're not shedding innocent blood.

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Romance / Re: My Dad's Immediate Younger Sister Is Trying To Seduce Me. Please I Need Advice by Kollins11: 12:53pm On Dec 18, 2022
That is a forbidden kpekus. I don't support Incest. Same blood that runs through her vain and your father's vain is the same blood that runs through yours. So her kpekus is a NO-GO AREA.

Assuming she's your father's friend, sidechick or baby mama I would have adviced you to take your own share of the kpekus.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Week by Kollins11: 9:54am On Dec 18, 2022
Same to you. You got it right this time.
Not like before wey you go dey wish us happy new week on a wednesday.

Shey you dey whine us ni.

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Religion / Re: As Christians, What Does It Truly Mean By No Sex Before Marriage? by Kollins11: 9:22am On Dec 18, 2022
First of all, I don't do that useless shit called relationship.

Secondly, God created sex. So Any useless Nigerian girl you see me with just know I've drilled every single oil out of her kpekus. I fvck all kinds of ass whether na
Idi araba
Idi oro
idi abajo
Idi arere
Idi ganlebe
Idimu
Idi ofo

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Family / Re: Divorce Or Not? by Kollins11: 6:38am On Dec 18, 2022
You have solved 95% of your problems the moment you guys understand that Love doesn't exist. There is nothing like Love. Don't be deceived.

If you divorce your wife now hoping to find love else where, baba you're only wasting your time. The circle will continue. You go divorce, you go tire.

The reason you feel lonely is because you monopolized your dick to one woman. Women are created only for one purpose which is procreation, and we all know what happens before procreation could occur which is sex. That gender are only good for sex. They are sex object.

Fvck as many kpekus as possible and stop looking for what doesn't exist.

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Family / Re: Why Is It That No One Agrees He Or She Is Small by Kollins11: 3:16pm On Dec 17, 2022
Especially our useless Nigerian girls.

If you call them "baby" they would feel flattered but tell her she's acting like a "child" she would get so angry.

Very useless and confused gender.

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Romance / Re: I Think She's Seeing Another Guy Aside Me by Kollins11: 9:47pm On Dec 16, 2022
Enny2013:
U nid to find out what she is hiding. A faithful partner will neva hide something from u.
Shey na Gulder Ultimate search wey OP wan dey find out what she's hiding?

OP of you follow this advice then the SIMP d'Or Award of the year goes to you.

Woman naturally are created for sex. Baba fvck your useless girlfriend and move on to the next available kpekus.

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Romance / Re: I Think She's Seeing Another Guy Aside Me by Kollins11: 9:14pm On Dec 16, 2022
Your useless Nigerian girlfriend kpekus wey guys dey use cure konji for street, E reach your turn you dey monopolize & privatize am.

I would advice you to kill every useless emotions you have for her. Infact let me teach you how to treat a useless Nigerian girl.

Deceive her that you will marry her, then put her kpekus on auto Knacking, fvck her like an animal that she is. Then after Knacking, give her some overdose of postinor2 to swallow everyday. You can even grind some overdose of postinor2 and put it inside her drink secretly. Make sure her womb is damaged beyond repair.

Do this for like 7 months, then after 7 months don't hesitate to bundle her like firewood and kick her useless kpekus and damaged womb out of your house.

SIMPs love damage products, so they would definitely accept her damaged womb and worn-out kpekus.

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Nairaland / General / Re: "Nothing is permanent in this world". by Kollins11: 8:59pm On Dec 16, 2022
Reason I live my life to the fullest everyday. The strength I use to fvck a useless Nigerian girl Today, I may not have the strength tomorrow. So allow me to enjoy it while it last.

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Romance / Re: TheGidRedpiller Has Hit A Thousand Followers On FACEBOOK!! (Screenshots) by Kollins11: 8:48pm On Dec 15, 2022
Nice one bro. Keep spreading the gospel truth. More Grace.

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Romance / Re: Will A Man Know If I Tell Him I'm A Virgin While I'm Not? by Kollins11: 5:04pm On Dec 15, 2022
SIMPs will not know so it's okay to lie to them that you're a virgin while you're not.

But you see Alpha mad guys like us, we don't even need to chuk preeq inside your kpekus before we could detect you're a virgin or not. Infact main staring at the kpekus we don already know say u no be virgin.

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Romance / Re: I Would Call Off My Wedding If I Find Out My Man Patronises Hookup Girls by Kollins11: 3:25pm On Dec 15, 2022
First of all, I'm not gonna do that useless thing called marriage because I can't monopolize my dick to one useless Nigerian girl.

Secondly, we don't give fvck if you call off the relationship/marriage because of mere cheating... I mean, there are many kpekus to be drilled, so why must I take your kpekus special?

Las las you go old for your papa house.

Meanwhlie, I told y'all last week that I will be going to Shiloh to track some evening newspapers and deceive them with marriage just to have my own share of her kpekus.

I drove to Shiloh last week thursday and I meet this useless evening newspapers, she's been acting all nice, and me too I just dey play along. The way I go scatter this girl kpekus ehh, i will not only destroy her kpekus, I will also destroy her womb. She go drink postinor2 tire until her womb damage.

The girl doesn't know what she has gotten herself into. If truly she serve a living God, I just hope the God deliver her from me. Because my plans for her is brutal.

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