GerraMeh74:
why not Overstretched Puna !!!

Lol.. All join my brother

OP means Overused Pussy

Younghacka:

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With The Rate At Which You Bash Women On Here. . . One Would Think That You Are Celibate. . . SMH.

Celibate?? Omo! Your thoughts about me are wrong oo.

I like kpekus die. I dey scatter all these useless Nigerian girls kpekus anyhow.. I dey even knack them anywhere I find myself, from bedroom, to parlour, to kitchen, to restroom, to corridor even inside my car sef I dey knack them.

Omo! Collins love kpekus pass King David wey dey for Bible oo.

This is what we call... Perfect Love, Titanic Love, Special Love, Love Nwantiti, True love, Romantic Love. May their lovely and beautiful souls rest in peace.

Meanwhile... Marriages of nowadays don't even last up to 6 months. Infact before you prepare indomie finish sef the marriage don scatter.

Useless daughters of jezebel in this damnn country will make life a living hell for you in that useless thing called marriage.

Perfect Love, Titanic Love, Special Love, Romantic Love. May their lovely and beautiful souls rest in peace.

Meanwhile... Marriages of nowadays don't even last up to a year. Before you prepare indomie finish sef the marriage don scatter.

Useless daughters of jezebel in this damnn country will make life a living hell for you in that useless thing called marriage.

This one don chop cold breakfast.

Sorry oo

Even wives wey them dey pay bride price on top their head these days are not fvcking only their husband. They are all our wives not to talk of your girlfriend.

Any man that comes to this thread and brags about his wife/girlfriend being faithful to him is a bastard SIMP.

Las las na all of us be Ashawo

ElBenny:
May your find cure for your bittered soul.
Amen.

I'm trying to break the shackles of Simping in your life but here you are calling me a bitter soul.

Don't worry, next time, your useless liability girlfriend will not only pick money at the club... she will also share her kpekus for everyone at the club for just ₦200 note right in your presence.

Death to all Simps!

Emperormartin:
Lol... I can imagine how you were embarrassed watching her struggling to pick money on the floor...
Well, anything you don't like just discard it like a thrash in waste bin...
No time to start sitting down and pondering over a girl who'll give headache.
It's better to quit early.
Don't give it a second chance

OP don't know Nigerian girls are hungry. The poor useless hungry girl is looking for what to eat while the SIMPle OP is looking for Mumu Love that doesn't exist.

ElBenny:

Shortly after, we left and I dropped her off.

You should have just tell her to transport herself back home with the money she picked at the club, rather you still went ahead to drop her off.
You're a Capital SIMP and a first grade dullardo.

Let us forget about your useless Nigerian girlfriend and let's focus on you. You're the problem here. Life is short like Nika to be Simping around. There are many SIMPle rubbish you wrote up that I don't just wanna spot out.

But my advice to you is Never you take that gender serious. They are all useless... All of them

OP. If you get restaurant kindly tell us the location make we come patronize you. Honestly you don too dey torment us with this your spicy delicious food.

No be only for pictures we go dey see your food.. Make we also use mouth taste am too.

If you tell me your restaurant location, you go see me there as early as 5am dey queue up already.

Me, I like good food o, na why I always get enough strength to fvck all these useless gender that bleeds in between their legs every month.

Confused and useless gender.

scrolldown88:

God settle down create you perfect, you say you wan add your own join.

If God can't satisfy this gender, then who da fvck am I to satisfy these useless daughters of jezebel? Reason I treat them exactly like a piece of trash.

Double wahala for guys wey dey take this useless daughters of jezebel serious.

Sweetvie:
Simple stuff... Just take care of her more than her boyfriend
She'll dump him for you
Just know that she can also dump you for others

Las las na her kpekus go suffer am.

Morocco the real giant of Africa.

Congratulations as they sail through to the quarter final.

Correct!!

Make I drive go track babes. Especially those evening newspapers seeking God for husband.

I will just deceive her that I will marry her, I will appear as a very nice guy, she would even think God has answered her prayers. Then I go just dey fvck her kpekus on a steady until her kpekus knock down, then when I'm done with her kpekus, I will just bundle her like firewood and kick her out of my house.

Ogun kill you there! You and who wan dey do marriage nonsense.

All these chinko people no just sabi take penalty.

Hor.ny of ife is a real nigga.

May he live long to knack more kpekus

doggedfighter:


Is this what we're talking about here, kollins11 ?

OP said food, and kpekus is the kind of food every man should eat.

As a matter of fact guys love it tight, soft and succulent like fresh kpomo.

Kpekus

Onucs:


A married woman will leave her two kids to come and stay with your friend from morning to evening everyday. Haba Linus

most of you guys don't know what is really going on. Well I don't blame you. All what you guys know how to do is wake up in the morning, go to your salary earning job then come back home eat and sleep.

Baba, you better stop looking and start seeing. Else women go carry you go where you no know

I'm surprised you don't know that gender are useless... ALL OF THEM.

Abeg allow your friend to enjoy his life. There is absolutely nothing wrong sleeping with a married woman. I've also fvcked a married woman and I would still fvck a married woman again and again.

There are many sex starved married women roaming the street because their husbands can't satisfy their sexual urge. Body no be firewood, we are all humans and blood runs through our vains not water.

Married women are really so clean down there and you can comfortably give them a mouth action, you can as well fvck her raw without being scared of any sexual diseases like gonorrhea, HIV or sweetie.

Please guys let us all help married women to satisfy their sexual urge. I can't do the work alone.

Zonefree:
Madam Siofra.

Abi na mama siofra

Guys still dey visit ashawo house for this 21st century?

Oga, Make una go church, eatery, chopping malls (shoprite & justrite precisely), beach e.t.c una go see useless Nigerian fresh girls wey go fvck una to stupor.. You go collect numbers you go tire.

FuckSilly:
Hope she's still a virgin?

which useless virgin? The fvckin Simp went to catch a evening newspaper hoe with thousands of body cunt.

Why are all these SIMPs and low self-esteem men getting married to all these evening Nigerian newspapers wh0res? Why? Is it because her father has small money?

The beautiful girls are yet to be born. Never you settle for less. There are still few beautiful young virgins.

To every eligible single SIMPs out there looking for a life partner, may Amadioha strike your left balls if you settle down for a Nigerian liability evening newspapers hoes.

Patriotsleague:
The man catch good fish.

which useless fish did he catch? The fvckin Simp went to catch a evening newspaper hoe with thousands of body cunt.

Your Christmas meat came early.

Congratulations bro.

Peperipe Peperipepe
No Go Dey Do Pass Yourself
No Go Dey Do Pass Yourself
Peperipe Peperipepe..
No Go Dey Do Pass Yourself

Baba, you better drill the one you can drill and leave the rest for we niggas in the street to handle.

post=118898395:
More beef to grill............

Please oo, no offense. Which gods of whose land owns this food?

Any man that would want to reincarnate as a woman is a pussy ass niggar, weakling and a first grade SIMP.

brain54:

She said she don’t like it. Is that not enough reason?
Leave the woman alone na!

SIMP! I ask you?
Let the OP answer my question na.