Channah1:


Did I call him a yeye boyfriend?
I was saying yeye boyfriend my own o. Please don't rope me in.

See this Mgbeke that use to cook tasteless, stupid and burnt sacrificial foods still has the guts to call someone yeye boyfriend

Nothing wey patoranking no go see for inside Abule.

When we say use double condom when fvcking a useless Nigerian girl, you people will think we're joking here. Now you don go carry disease wey big pass you. That's what you get when you don't listen to your elders.

R.I.P in advance dude. You're just a walking corpse.

Help us tell Buhari that his imposter is fvcking Aisha badly with his long preeq.

Also Help us say hello to Da'grin and Michael Jackson, tell them we Love them and we still vibe to their songs.

When we say use double or triple condom when fvcking a useless Nigerian girl, you people will think we're joking, some will call us names, Some of you will even call moderators on us... Now here you are suffering from the disease you contacted from a useless Nigerian girl.

Well, paste your account number, maybe God can use me or other Nigerians to help you with small amount.

siofra:

Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Dominique rule 2

Moderators, una good morning, I hail oo.. How's the hustle? I greet una oo

3 bottles of Heineken for you Sir. This is how it's suppose to be. We the real niggas are proud of you sir.

Meanwhile.. Siofra, Islandlady, FutureIsFemale, Candidlady, cococandy, FERNANDEZISBACK, Onyi22, Jennyclay, Prettygirl200, sweetplum, BoredBerry.... You people should come and see something. The girl did not die when she knelt down, Infact it makes her more strong and healthy.

Zonefree:

Kunle Ikorodu is not even ready to settle down. He's still busy with agbo and Chelsea dry gin. I'll suggest she try Kareem Mushin.

No mind all these evil daughters of jezebel. She thinks she can manipulate the America dude.

@Iamyemmie, Men don wise up... Na mumu dey fall for Nigerian girls...you better go and settle down with Kareem at Mushin, he's a gentle & SIMPle man.

Your boyfriend is a real nigga. He knows you're a cheap girl and you don't have value just like ₦5.

You're talking as if you're a faithful girlfriend... Why can't you go settle down with Kunle that stays in Ikorodu? or Kareem that stays in Mushin?

Wait... If the guy was in Nigeria will you date him?? Because he stays abroad you wanna force him to come settle down with a "thing" like you.

Madam, go and marry that guy who stays in Ajegunle that has been disturbing you.. And leave that America dude alone.

Worthless wh*res everywhere.

oofjm:
at the age of 28 as a guy I have never had a penetrative sex.....because of the way I was brought up and mum always telling me not to get any girl pregnant from childhood I decided to abstain....always been afraid of any small mistakes that will made me to get a girl pregnant before getting married.........

my girl has sacrifice alot for me.......what is shocking me is her ready to even do family planning so that we can be having sex without me been afraid of pregnancy.......

if na fine, my girl fine die like she reject men wella .....

@bolded, yen yen yen yen yen.. All these bloody SIMPs no dey ever Learn.. How can you trust a Nigerian girl who is not even a virgin that she reject men wella.. Seriously

You better start fvcking that girl now that she till loves you because if she cross my path na inside my Lexus I go chop her kpekus.

Who still visit brothels these days? When you can actually go to the Church, club, mall even on the street to pick up one useless Nigerian girl and bang the hell out of her life.

Stallionhorse:
your mother and sisters most be very cheap can you please drop their numbers..

Maybe you should drop your mother, sisters and daughters number first let me teach you tips on how to make Nigerian women moan loud with ordinary bottle Fanta & coaster biscuit.

SIMP

Rhozabeth:
But guy u cheap sha! Na paraga girl u wan chyke dey write this epistle and I was here expecting to read about how u nailed one classy babe!!! Na wa o!

Baba, kill that mentality right now... There's nothing like classic or paraga girls... That gender are all useless regardless of their class or status.

I'm talking from experience.. I have fvcked all different class of girls.. Working class, jobless class, low class, high class, rich class, poor class.. Oga they are all useless.. All of them.

You went too far dude, Infact you're still a SIMP... You shouldn't have offered her indomie and egg just to sleep with her.

With gala and pure water, you're gonna make her spread her legs like a fool... That's how useless and foolish that gender is.

daygee12:

Tinubu pikin go dey one side they wish ur Papa same

Suffer no dey tire you? Suffer no dey tire you?

Honestly, I would advice you to fvck that married woman.

Married women are so clean down there and you can comfortably give them a mouth action. You can even knack them raw without being scared of sexual diseases like gonorrhea, HIV or sweetie.

But you see our single ladies.. Please double the condom if possible before you knack them. Don't give them mouth action... It's for your own good oo.

Meanwhile... that pics she sent to you was exactly the style I used in fvcking FERNANDEZISBACK and siofra last night at my hotel room.

I wish they could parade Tinubu like this... So that he can confess why he's stealing and looting the future of Nigeria & Nigerians

@Ama19, you're doing well jare! More dick to your kpekus.

What a Lovely zobo.

Lol.. Surgery goes wrong.


Very useless, anyhow, confused, frustrated, and highly stupid gender.

Congratulations to them!

Meanwhile.. Her husband should run paternity test on those kids.

Every sane Nigerian Christian should reject the disaster Muslim-Muslim ticket APC is trying do... Because no Sane Muslims would accept a Christian-Christian ticket.

Useless write up.

Oga, if God cannot make these daughters of jezebel happy then who are you to make them happy??

No matter how you make that useless gender happy she would still cheat on you. They are never satisfied and they are always looking so confused.

Know this and know peace.

Seriously, I don't know how to stick to one kpekus, even if I'm married today I MUST still fvck as many kpekus as possible reason I've to stay away from relationship until God redeem my soul if he truly exist.

Omoh! I dey fvck oo!... I dey scatter Nigerian girls kpekus anyhow.. Nairalanders I need your prayers to stop scattering Nigerian girls kpekus.

The rich are getting richer while the poor are getting poorer.

Mamaab:

Your foolishness and stupidity is universal. Ritualist.

Dear OP, don't listen to these agents on demons here pls. There is nothing wrong with you and you have not failed in life. Sorry to say, but if your parents are pushing you out, they are equally as foolish as that useless commenter up there.

You're not serious.

abi you want a son to become a yahoo boy programmer.. Kindly bring him to me... Let me teach how to become a programmer.

You're gonna thank me.

Mamaab:
Good day professionals. I have a 9yr old son who I think will fare well in either computer programming, software developer, software & hardware engineer or so.

I am just a regular computer user who have zero knowledge on the aforementioned prospects. Pls, someone should tell me where to start from. I am more inclined to the software/hardware prospects

Is his age too small?
Do we have specialised learning centres that I can enrol him?

Thanks in advance

Let me teach your son how to become a professional programmer... Before he clocks 16years old he's gonna be a millionaire.

Just bring him to me, let me teach him work. If E no cash a millionaire before he clocks 16yrs call me a bastard.

KingOfTheDamned:


Good life is driving a use dcar and smoking weed? Using a cheap mouse on a laptop is good life.??

Poverty has really dealt with you

Go and buy a ₦9M car if you think it's easy.
Go and buy a laptop of ₦350K if you think it's easy.
Go and buy a mouse of ₦8K if you think it's easy.
Go and buy weed (everyday) ₦5k If you think it's easy.

All you see there, I worked for it.. So please don't call me a cheap and poor dude okay!