Omo, that your low budget meat-pie be like wetin you buy for along Benin-ore express road.

E sure for me say crayfish, bitterleaf, ginger and garlic go dey inside that your God forsaken meat-pie

Nigeriancomrade:
My daughter is only 3 and not in need of likeness now. I wouldn't tint my hair let alone tinting a child's hair. Tinting tori pe kini? Well, as a parent, I am in need of a solution weather orthodox or herbal for my baby girl. My son outgrew his when he turned 5 but I don't like this on my little girl.

Don't be ridiculous. There's nothing wrong tinting you daughter's hair. Nigerians think tinting of hair makes one looks irresponsible.

Give me 3 reasons why you don't wanna tint her hair?

Is like this one just woke up to reality.

Good morning oo

No dey plait her again. Plaiting of of hair isn't for everybody.

Let her go on sweet low cut, then tint her hair gold color. Your daughter will look more beautiful than Nancy Isime.

I like girls who are on low cut with a tinted hair (gold color precisely)

Mindlog:

Which house you build?
The thunder will start the firing with you when you crave for a woman whether for purely transactional sex, baby mama or as a wife. ......The loudest are always the meekest.

Magnoliaa:

A man who left his wife at home and found succour in the club is an hurt man looking for peace, but a married woman partying with her friends and going to clubs and hangouts is an irresponsible fellow who has turned her husband to a simp, and cannot let go of the independence she enjoyed before marrying.
Nor be say she dey run from troublesome King Ahab husband at home o.
That's beautiful.

I no like to dey brag for social media. Come and see my real doings by yourself in reality.

However, I will continue to see Nigerians girls as sex slaves and sex objects till I die. Nothing good can come out from a Nigerian liability dirty hoes.

That gender are all 4th class citizens while animals are 2nd class citizens.. Spits!

HanisahZuwy:
See guy, forget. When that particular woman wey get your mumu button shows, just forget it. woman wey get your mumu button shows, just forget it. Na you go dey wash her pants, even the ones soaked with menstrual blood sef. Una dey talk like this because that particular woman wey get una mumu button never show, yet. When she shows, forget matter.

Ogbeni, make I no change am for you @bolded. Wetin dey work you nw?

If you get mumu button and you dey wash a useless Nigerian liability hoes pants no means say all Guys dey simps and wash pants like you. Respect yourself .

Mindlog:


Many of those married men you meet in the club, said same but las, las.......

Guy, NO useless Nigerian liability hoes can hinder or tamper with my peace of mind.

She wan come give me problem for house wey I build? Thunder fire that gender

Seeing them in canteen is even better.

Come club na, you go see as married men plenty for there. Even as late as 1am they are still boozing down some Shayoo with we the single guys in the club.

On Friday here, one married man literally told me his wife is a big problem in his house, that he wish he could be sleeping in the club everyday of his life. He said his wife can't cook, she's always nagging, she's very troublesome, she report him to different kinds of people.

Many married men has found rest in club. Men are really going through a lot in the hands of these daughters of jezebel.

The woman wey go tamper with my peace of mind is yet to be born. Them never born her papa well. She dey Mad?

The world is filled with hypocrites people.

Reason I live my life to impress myself and not other people. I don't go to church because I'm afraid of being judged.

I'm a stack hustler, no sleeping, I'm proud bomber. If you like criticize me that's your problem. Infact I don't need anybody to like me.

If I die Today na only me go lie down for my grave.

Let forget about that fake & stupid prophecy for now and let's focus on the main issue

You're broke as a church rat and you still want to marry a second hand useless woman with a useless female child already? What is wrong with you men in this country. Shey them swear for una?

If you wife her today, she would still cheat on you with her Ex husband who nearly used her and her child for rituals. That's how confused and useless that gender are.

Instead for you to focus on how to double your hustle, make money and take good care of yourself... You're here talking about settling down with a second hand hoe.

I will not rest until you simps hear word by fire, by force, by lightning and by thunder.

jessylaurel:


But a cheating horseband cannot kill right?....LOL

what gave you the audacity to qoute me . Get away from my mention joor! Rubbish.

OP. Please modify your headline to "A Sample bride price list for Simps"

doggedfighter:



Congratulations !


What an achievement !

Thank you baby boo

Facebook.

I really cash out from Facebook sha.. No be now wey Mark Zuckerberg dey ozowor. EVERY hustlers that bomb Facebook within the year 2008 - 2014 cashed out ATLEAST $20k.

I could remember back then during my nysc orientation camp, there was this useless Nigerian girl that was always following me up and down, she thought I'm gonna put a stupid ring on her fvcking finger because she was beautiful, I was also playing along.

After our nysc orientation, I lodged in a hotel, she was with me all through my stay at the hotel (4days), I really dealt with her kpekus. I fvcked her like an animal that she is.

I redeployed to another state, I didn't even tell her. She called and called and called and called... Infact when she was calling I was dancing to my ring tone.

Marriage kill her father there!

I dey support USA because of the client wey pay 5months ago. No be small money she pay me oo.

USA to win abeg.

Well, I have always wanted to be an electrical engineer. So to achieve such goal, I went through primary school, I became a science student in secondary school, and I spent 5 years in one of the prestigious university in Nigeria where I studied Electrical engineering. My head dey hot for book then.. No jokes.

But after my nysc I noticed I was chasing a false dream. I got a job at nepa office (7 years ago) A whole graduate like will be carrying ladder up and down under hot sun for just 35k salary. Landlords, street niggas and even market women will be raining insult on me whenever I come to disconnect their lights for not paying their bills.

Then I said to myself, Is this how I will continue living my life? Then I declared a war against poverty and since then my life changed for good. I traveled all the way to South Africa to join HK.

Today I'm a proud bomber making my money. I will use my certificate to work probably in my next life. I conquered poverty 6 years ago and I don't see myself going back there in the next 600 years to come.

Nextlife1:

No she was not like that when I meet her
And we love each other we have children together.

Baba, I put it to you that she was like that. Your wife is a wh0re but you were blinded by her fake love. She was waiting for a SIMPle man to wife her quickly so she could continue her dick gobbling from one man to another.

I'm 100% sure you went down on your knees proposing begging her to marry you. I'm happy you're learning the hardest way.

What stupid advice do you need? Are you normal at all? dey swear for you? What kind of SIMPle breed are you?
I'm always angry when I read stories like this from a married man.

Never you wife a Nigerian liability wh0re but una no go hear. Your wife belongs to the street. I'm sure you saw lots of red flags when you both were dating but you were hoping she would change afterwards.

it's a total disrespect for a married woman to cheat on her husband. A Cheating wife can kill you one day. Thats the truth. Bundle her like firewood and kick her out of your house.

I would rather die than to marry a Nigerian liability wh0re. That gender are all useless... All of them.

Use your preeq reconcile with your two spiritual wives na.

Baba, you better go and double your hustle. Poverty na one thing I no fit wish even my enemies.

I conquered poverty 6 years ago and I don't see myself going back there in the next 600 years. You better go hustle my brother. Nobody go listen to you if you no get money.

I'm even perceiving the aroma through my phone. I just dey lick my phone screen. I swear you sabi cook.

Abeg give me egusi make I chop, then after eating, I will still eat the other egusi in between your legs.

When I think about king Solomon i always want to cheat more.

I mean.. If king Solomon can have 1000 women to himself (700 wives and 300 concubines) then why can't Collins have over 2000 women to himself too.

The way I go cheat on wife/girlfriends eehh! na only death go fit stop me. Even God no fit deliver me.

OP abeg when Shiloh wan start make I drive go track babes. Especially those evening newspapers seeking God for husband.

I will just deceive her that I will marry her, I will appear as a very nice guy, she would even think God has answered her prayers. Then I go just dey fvck her kpekus on a steady until her kpekus knock down, then when I'm done with her kpekus, I will just bundle her like firewood and kick her out of my house.

Ogun kill you there! You and who wan dey do marriage nonsense.

Personally, I bring money to the table, Money answereth all things, Infact Every MAN brings money to the table. As a MAN we hustle everyday to show ourselves approved. That's why the full meaning of MAN is..
M - Morning
A - Afternoon
N - Night

This is reason I hustle everyday as a real MAN just to live an expensive life & to impress myself and NOT some useless Nigerian bitches.

A man also comes to the table with expectations of long term plans capable of achieving long term goals.

All what siofra wrote up there about her gender are lame points. A woman's most bargaining power on the table is her pussy. She mounts her pussy on the table, lay on her back and spread the legs. The pussy is the trump card she throws on the table.

Till I die, I will always see Nigerian girls as a sex object.

cococandy:
Long time no jollof

babe what is at the side of your jollof rice? Is that okra?

Sweetvie:
Las las you go still married
Na people like you dey fall over heels in love

If you know me very well, you will know I hate nonsense.

First of all, Love doesn't exist. Even the wedding vows couples say to their selves on church ulter is not in the bible. It's just mere words.

To Hell with marriage and relationship! Just give me your kpekus make I samakwe and move on to the next available kpekus.

Guys of nowadays will just have small change for pocket and the next thing na marriage . Even guys like us wey don dey taste & touch money since 1900 no dey even think of marriage at all.

Me I no get joy ooo! I go just fvck you and move on. I no get time for relationship and marriage rubbish.

Ogun kill marriage there!! Thunder fire marriage!!

Jessica008:
Children of nowadays

there is no difference between children of nowadays and children of olden days. It's just that we're in a digital generation now. Internet has exposed a lot of atrocities going on in secondary schools.

Back then when I was in secondary school, I dey finger kpekus, I dey press & suck bobby. Omo E don tay I bad oo! People like us get special chair for hell fire.

Welderwede:
Advice for a guy with small d*ck . I noticed my size was relatively small compared to my other guys during my senior secondary school days when will UnCloth after a rainy football ball match .
Today I am 24 yrs of age currently a serving military personnel. Still really scared to have sex with a lady I know , nevertheless I had make out with hook up girls which mock me about my d*ck size.
I am barely 4 inch when erect please any advice?

@bolded. How can you compare hook-up girls kpekus with virgin girls kpekus?? .

You don't have a small dick, you only fvcked a borehole called kpekus... I mean, I expect you to know that an average Nigerian girl walks about with overused boreholes called kpekus.

I will advise you to lash a girl who is a virgin and thank me later. But you need to be very observant and shine your eyes because most of them disguise as virginprincess but what is in between their legs even my mouth can't explain

Chris2863:
that’s you have not been experiencing love doesn’t mean that e no dey exist. Everybody must not find love…! For example, you!!

Stop Simping.