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Romance / Re: Which Of These Options Do You Think I Went For First? Airtime 4 u If You Get It. by Kollins11: 2:31pm On Dec 04, 2022 |
Omo, that your low budget meat-pie be like wetin you buy for along Benin-ore express road. E sure for me say crayfish, bitterleaf, ginger and garlic go dey inside that your God forsaken meat-pie 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Does Any Parent Experience This With His Child? How Did You Treat It? by Kollins11: 12:32pm On Dec 04, 2022 |
Nigeriancomrade:Don't be ridiculous. There's nothing wrong tinting you daughter's hair. Nigerians think tinting of hair makes one looks irresponsible. Give me 3 reasons why you don't wanna tint her hair? |
Family / Re: Marriage Is Overrated. Do You Agree??? by Kollins11: 10:42am On Dec 04, 2022 |
Is like this one just woke up to reality. Good morning oo 7 Likes 1 Share
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Family / Re: Does Any Parent Experience This With His Child? How Did You Treat It? by Kollins11: 10:38am On Dec 04, 2022 |
No dey plait her again. Plaiting of of hair isn't for everybody. Let her go on sweet low cut, then tint her hair gold color. Your daughter will look more beautiful than Nancy Isime. I like girls who are on low cut with a tinted hair (gold color precisely) 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Why Do Some Married Men Eat In The Canteen Or Restaurant? by Kollins11: 10:25am On Dec 04, 2022 |
Mindlog: Magnoliaa: I no like to dey brag for social media. Come and see my real doings by yourself in reality. However, I will continue to see Nigerians girls as sex slaves and sex objects till I die. Nothing good can come out from a Nigerian liability dirty hoes. That gender are all 4th class citizens while animals are 2nd class citizens.. Spits! 3 Likes |
Family / Re: Why Do Some Married Men Eat In The Canteen Or Restaurant? by Kollins11: 10:11am On Dec 04, 2022 |
HanisahZuwy:Ogbeni, make I no change am for you @bolded. Wetin dey work you nw? If you get mumu button and you dey wash a useless Nigerian liability hoes pants no means say all Guys dey simps and wash pants like you. Respect yourself . 10 Likes |
Family / Re: Why Do Some Married Men Eat In The Canteen Or Restaurant? by Kollins11: 9:22am On Dec 04, 2022 |
Mindlog:Guy, NO useless Nigerian liability hoes can hinder or tamper with my peace of mind. She wan come give me problem for house wey I build? Thunder fire that gender 4 Likes |
Family / Re: Why Do Some Married Men Eat In The Canteen Or Restaurant? by Kollins11: 8:33am On Dec 04, 2022 |
Seeing them in canteen is even better. Come club na, you go see as married men plenty for there. Even as late as 1am they are still boozing down some Shayoo with we the single guys in the club. On Friday here, one married man literally told me his wife is a big problem in his house, that he wish he could be sleeping in the club everyday of his life. He said his wife can't cook, she's always nagging, she's very troublesome, she report him to different kinds of people. Many married men has found rest in club. Men are really going through a lot in the hands of these daughters of jezebel. The woman wey go tamper with my peace of mind is yet to be born. Them never born her papa well. She dey Mad? 269 Likes 27 Shares |
Romance / Re: She Used To Criticize Me But She Copies Me Now by Kollins11: 11:43pm On Dec 03, 2022 |
The world is filled with hypocrites people. Reason I live my life to impress myself and not other people. I don't go to church because I'm afraid of being judged. I'm a stack hustler, no sleeping, I'm proud bomber. If you like criticize me that's your problem. Infact I don't need anybody to like me. If I die Today na only me go lie down for my grave. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Advice Needed by Kollins11: 11:01pm On Dec 03, 2022 |
Let forget about that fake & stupid prophecy for now and let's focus on the main issue You're broke as a church rat and you still want to marry a second hand useless woman with a useless female child already? What is wrong with you men in this country. Shey them swear for una? If you wife her today, she would still cheat on you with her Ex husband who nearly used her and her child for rituals. That's how confused and useless that gender are. Instead for you to focus on how to double your hustle, make money and take good care of yourself... You're here talking about settling down with a second hand hoe. I will not rest until you simps hear word by fire, by force, by lightning and by thunder. 6 Likes |
Family / Re: Cheating Wife by Kollins11: 10:47pm On Dec 03, 2022 |
jessylaurel:what gave you the audacity to qoute me . Get away from my mention joor! Rubbish. |
Family / Re: A Sample Of Bride Price In UGEP, Yakurr LGA Of Cross River State (Pictures) by Kollins11: 10:35pm On Dec 03, 2022 |
OP. Please modify your headline to "A Sample bride price list for Simps" 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: From PPA To The Altar - Couple Who Met During Nysc Set To Wed � by Kollins11: 9:18pm On Dec 03, 2022 |
doggedfighter:Thank you baby boo 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Was The First Social Media Platform You Used? by Kollins11: 9:12pm On Dec 03, 2022 |
Facebook. I really cash out from Facebook sha.. No be now wey Mark Zuckerberg dey ozowor. EVERY hustlers that bomb Facebook within the year 2008 - 2014 cashed out ATLEAST $20k. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: From PPA To The Altar - Couple Who Met During Nysc Set To Wed � by Kollins11: 9:08pm On Dec 03, 2022 |
I could remember back then during my nysc orientation camp, there was this useless Nigerian girl that was always following me up and down, she thought I'm gonna put a stupid ring on her fvcking finger because she was beautiful, I was also playing along. After our nysc orientation, I lodged in a hotel, she was with me all through my stay at the hotel (4days), I really dealt with her kpekus. I fvcked her like an animal that she is. I redeployed to another state, I didn't even tell her. She called and called and called and called... Infact when she was calling I was dancing to my ring tone. Marriage kill her father there! 6 Likes |
Sports / Re: Netherlands Vs USA: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (3 - 1) On 3rd December 2022 by Kollins11: 4:13pm On Dec 03, 2022 |
I dey support USA because of the client wey pay 5months ago. No be small money she pay me oo. USA to win abeg. 15 Likes 5 Shares |
Romance / Re: How Do We Know A Goal Is Unrealistic? by Kollins11: 3:27pm On Dec 03, 2022 |
Well, I have always wanted to be an electrical engineer. So to achieve such goal, I went through primary school, I became a science student in secondary school, and I spent 5 years in one of the prestigious university in Nigeria where I studied Electrical engineering. My head dey hot for book then.. No jokes. But after my nysc I noticed I was chasing a false dream. I got a job at nepa office (7 years ago) A whole graduate like will be carrying ladder up and down under hot sun for just 35k salary. Landlords, street niggas and even market women will be raining insult on me whenever I come to disconnect their lights for not paying their bills. Then I said to myself, Is this how I will continue living my life? Then I declared a war against poverty and since then my life changed for good. I traveled all the way to South Africa to join HK. Today I'm a proud bomber making my money. I will use my certificate to work probably in my next life. I conquered poverty 6 years ago and I don't see myself going back there in the next 600 years to come. 3 Likes |
Family / Re: Cheating Wife by Kollins11: 2:12pm On Dec 03, 2022 |
Nextlife1:Baba, I put it to you that she was like that. Your wife is a wh0re but you were blinded by her fake love. She was waiting for a SIMPle man to wife her quickly so she could continue her dick gobbling from one man to another. I'm 100% sure you went down on your knees 64 Likes 4 Shares |
Family / Re: Cheating Wife by Kollins11: 1:43pm On Dec 03, 2022 |
What stupid advice do you need? Are you normal at all? dey swear for you? What kind of SIMPle breed are you? I'm always angry when I read stories like this from a married man. Never you wife a Nigerian liability wh0re but una no go hear. Your wife belongs to the street. I'm sure you saw lots of red flags when you both were dating but you were hoping she would change afterwards. it's a total disrespect for a married woman to cheat on her husband. A Cheating wife can kill you one day. Thats the truth. Bundle her like firewood and kick her out of your house. I would rather die than to marry a Nigerian liability wh0re. That gender are all useless... All of them. 216 Likes 22 Shares |
Romance / Re: . by Kollins11: 9:41am On Dec 03, 2022 |
Use your preeq reconcile with your two spiritual wives na. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Are You Coping This Period That Inflation And Poverty Is On A High? by Kollins11: 9:27am On Dec 03, 2022 |
Baba, you better go and double your hustle. Poverty na one thing I no fit wish even my enemies. I conquered poverty 6 years ago and I don't see myself going back there in the next 600 years. You better go hustle my brother. Nobody go listen to you if you no get money. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Food / Re: How To Cook Egusi Soup With Scent Leaf And Ugu Leaf - Frying Method (Pix,Video) by Kollins11: 9:15am On Dec 03, 2022 |
I'm even perceiving the aroma through my phone. I just dey lick my phone screen. I swear you sabi cook. Abeg give me egusi make I chop, then after eating, I will still eat the other egusi in between your legs. 17 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: What Is That One Thing That Might Make You Cheat On Your Partner? by Kollins11: 9:08am On Dec 03, 2022 |
When I think about king Solomon i always want to cheat more. I mean.. If king Solomon can have 1000 women to himself (700 wives and 300 concubines) then why can't Collins have over 2000 women to himself too. The way I go cheat on wife/girlfriends eehh! na only death go fit stop me. Even God no fit deliver me. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Religion / Re: The 17th Edition Of The Experience 17 Held In Lagos (photos, Video) by Kollins11: 6:19am On Dec 03, 2022 |
OP abeg when Shiloh wan start make I drive go track babes. Especially those evening newspapers seeking God for husband. I will just deceive her that I will marry her, I will appear as a very nice guy, she would even think God has answered her prayers. Then I go just dey fvck her kpekus on a steady until her kpekus knock down, then when I'm done with her kpekus, I will just bundle her like firewood and kick her out of my house. Ogun kill you there! You and who wan dey do marriage nonsense. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: What Exactly Do Nigerian Men Bring To The Table Apart From Money? by Kollins11: 7:23pm On Dec 02, 2022 |
Personally, I bring money to the table, Money answereth all things, Infact Every MAN brings money to the table. As a MAN we hustle everyday to show ourselves approved. That's why the full meaning of MAN is.. M - Morning A - Afternoon N - Night This is reason I hustle everyday as a real MAN just to live an expensive life & to impress myself and NOT some useless Nigerian bitches. A man also comes to the table with expectations of long term plans capable of achieving long term goals. All what siofra wrote up there about her gender are lame points. A woman's most bargaining power on the table is her pussy. She mounts her pussy on the table, lay on her back and spread the legs. The pussy is the trump card she throws on the table. Till I die, I will always see Nigerian girls as a sex object. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Kollins11: 6:52pm On Dec 02, 2022 |
cococandy:babe what is at the side of your jollof rice? Is that okra? |
Romance / Re: Beautiful Pre-Wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander by Kollins11: 2:17pm On Dec 02, 2022 |
Sweetvie:If you know me very well, you will know I hate nonsense. First of all, Love doesn't exist. Even the wedding vows couples say to their selves on church ulter is not in the bible. It's just mere words. To Hell with marriage and relationship! Just give me your kpekus make I samakwe and move on to the next available kpekus. Guys of nowadays will just have small change for pocket and the next thing na marriage . Even guys like us wey don dey taste & touch money since 1900 no dey even think of marriage at all. Me I no get joy ooo! I go just fvck you and move on. I no get time for relationship and marriage rubbish. Ogun kill marriage there!! Thunder fire marriage!! 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Secondary School Students Caught In Erotic Romance In Classroom In Port Harcourt by Kollins11: 1:53pm On Dec 02, 2022 |
Jessica008:there is no difference between children of nowadays and children of olden days. It's just that we're in a digital generation now. Internet has exposed a lot of atrocities going on in secondary schools. Back then when I was in secondary school, I dey finger kpekus, I dey press & suck bobby. Omo E don tay I bad oo! People like us get special chair for hell fire. 220 Likes 22 Shares |
Romance / Re: My Size Is Small by Kollins11: 9:23pm On Dec 01, 2022 |
Welderwede:@bolded. How can you compare hook-up girls kpekus with virgin girls kpekus?? . You don't have a small dick, you only fvcked a borehole called kpekus... I mean, I expect you to know that an average Nigerian girl walks about with overused boreholes called kpekus. I will advise you to lash a girl who is a virgin and thank me later. But you need to be very observant and shine your eyes because most of them disguise as virginprincess but what is in between their legs even my mouth can't explain 15 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Why Do People Leave Relationship And There Is No Level Of Fact That You Truly Sa by Kollins11: 8:39pm On Dec 01, 2022 |
Chris2863:Stop Simping. 2 Likes 1 Share |
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