pretydiva:
This girl no get sense at all. I just dey shame for my gender

I'm glad you now agree with me that your gender are useless... All of them.

These useless daughters of Delilah won't kill me with laugh. Rubbish!

This one get yam legs.

Cut the both legs with carpenter saw.

Oldnairalanderb:


Have you watched the video Sir? Please do and you won't wish for a thief.

nlfpmod

Baba mi, I have watched the video and I repeat. I WOULD RATHER BORN A THIEF AND A DRUG LORD LIKE TINUBU THAN TO BORN A SIMP.

Oldnairalanderb:

It's a vicious circle. if you're a thief, expect to give birth to thieves.
If you're a drug addict, expect to produce one.
If you're a prostitute, you can't escape it.

Double wahala for guys wey be SIMPle Bastard.

If you're a SIMP, expect to give birth to SIMPs.

I would rather born a thief, than to born a SIMP.

Death to all SIMPs round the world.

Nonexisting1:
I refuse to comment in this thread. I'm done advising simps, the good Lord knows I've done my best.

Baba mi, our best is not enough and the Lord is not impressed.

SIMPs must hear word by fire, by force, by lightning and by thunder.

May Amadioha, Thunder, Ogun, ASUU and Sango strike anybody wey go pity this SIMPle Bastard on this thread .

NO WOMAN, i repeat NO WOMAN is worth such an investment.

OP, you're doing well. Jst wash the kpomo down with 5 bottles of Heineken.

Meanwhile, Nigerian girls kpekus is not as fresh as this fresh kpomo.

I wish I knew the guy that broke the heart of this particular useless Nigerian girl, I would have credited him 15k and also buy him some drinks & smoke instantly.

This is exactly how to treat a useless Nigerian girl. Always dump her sorry ass after you're done drilling the oil in her smelly kpekus.

Real niggas don't care about the feelings of a useless Nigerian girl.

Ogun kill her feelings

Screw her feelings

To hell with her feelings.

Any guy that takes a useless Nigerian girl serious is a Capital BASTARD.

I've heard some useless Nigerian girls arguing that hook up is different from ashawo.

These daughters of Delilah won't kill me with laugh. Very useless gender.

While Final fixture is Croatia vs France

You no wish us happy new week yesterday, na when week wan finish you dey wish us happy new week.

E be like say you don dey smoke tramadol & weed like me.

Jennyclay:
Pls don't mind him. Take a look at his 3 beautiful kids God bless him with and I'm wondering why he refused to tie the knot. Like you said already, karma is a bitch, thank God he has a female child.
Bittered guys like Zonefree, Kollins11, Mitchell96 are adding salt to airforce1 injury. I'm speechless.

I swear, if you quote me again for forum na Amadioha and sango go strike u nd ur mama kpekus.

See, me I nor well, no go try me o. Thunder kee you there.

Baba mi. Nothing do you jare. Do what makes you happy and never you do things to please any fvcking body.

It's high time we begin to preach to the world that marriage is not for everyone. One of my Major plans for 2023 is to impregnate one of my virgin baby mama out of wedlock.

I've said it before and I will repeat myself again, I'm not gonna do that useless thing called marriage. Infact I go born all my kids out of wedlock. Ogun kill marriage there!

To hell with everyone pressuring you to go and marry. Fire burn their fathers! E be like say una no knw me.

Croatia go shock Argentina. Messi is going home first thing tomorrow morning.

Nice one from the husband.

Life is too short to be Simping around. Any wife wey misbehave na to unleash the dragon on her.

We have many kpekus flying around the street, so if your wife dey misbehave don't hesitate to unleash the lion on her, then bring in your sidechick to replace her.

Ogun kee that useless gender.

End it by committing suicide instead of coming here to ask us SIMPle questions.

I no know why some of you guys no get sense. A useless Nigerian girl is showing you signs that she don't love you yet you're here asking mumu question.

Baba just kill yourself abeg, it's high time we reduce the number of SIMPs round the world.

Werey gender.

These useless daughters of jezebel won't kill me with laugh. It would have been good if the fire barbecued her wig down to her toes.

Olosho die, kpekus rest.

When we say these daughters of Delilah are all useless, most of you will call us bittered guys. Now OP is mourning his father (RIP) and a useless Nigerian liability wh0re that he called his girlfriend is asking for Christmas chopping money.

OP, that's a big red flag and I urge you to cancel every marriage plans you have with that wh0re else the community kpekus you personalize will cheat on you if things goes south after marriage.

OP, I don't want to call you a SIMP but your last paragraph says otherwise, why should you be seeking validation from all these useless daughters of jezebel on nairaland to be sure whether it's right or wrong? Baba it's totally WRONG

yellowgarri2:
Typical Yoruba Man. That combination na 100%

Lol.. I no be yoruba man, I just enjoy eating good food. I can just wake up one morning and decide to eat any tribe food.

Your moniker sounds funny though, lol.

Zonefree:
I never chop this soup before but it sure looks like something that will go well with better yellow garri.

Nice one glory nwaanyi oma.

@bolded, yellow garri no dey go well. I think Efo riro with rice is the perfect combination.

I swear, if you chop efo riro with rice omo! You will know there's difference between a virgin kpekus and a Overstretched kpekus. You go too enjoy the food. Aje!

Baba you better lie your way to the top. I put to you that lying isn't a bad thing.

2015 Buhari & Osinbajo lied to over 200 millions slaves in this damnn country just to get to the top. They said is ₦214 to $1 okay? Also promised we'll buy fuel for ₦95, also promised steady power and 3,000,000 jobs yearly, also promised to pay unemployed graduates 5k monthly. Omo! Them wan use lie kill slavegerians.

Me nko? I dey lie give my clients and them dey burst me funds steady.

Lie Muhammad nko? He said Bandits are just doing their daily business, that they aren't terrorists. Lying is good, people hate truth.

God nko? He told Abraham to lie that Sarah was his sister and not wife.

Baba you better lie your way up to the top.

Them don use Oga'nla Preek shift this one sister womb go left corner. May God Bless the shifter.

These daughters of Delilah won't kill me with laugh.

GreaterFuture:

Are you serious right now?
Thus a real, true story? You are not making this Up
EEE graduate, to Nepa official to Gboy in SA?

what will I gain if I lie bro? Will it add money or reduce money from my account? I graduated 2014, from Ambrose Alli University (AAU), Edo state.

And I never had any regret for being a bomber.

She too young to be introduced into Oloshoism. Atleast let her clock 16yrs old before you show her the path to Oloshoism. Why would a mother fix eye lashes & long nails for such a toddler? Is it to attract men or what?

These daughters of Delilah won't kill me with laugh. Useless gender.

No matter what you do to be God's blessing this Christmas season, Never you give a useless Nigerian girl money or gift this Christmas season.

Make sure she work (fvck) for it before you give her money or gift this season.

BTW, I will be doing 30k giveaway to 6 guys (5k each) on this forum on 20th of this month.

Well, I have always wanted to be an electrical engineer. So to achieve such goal, I went through primary school, I became a science student in secondary school, and I spent 5 years in one of the prestigious university in Nigeria where I studied Electrical engineering. My head dey hot for book then.. No jokes.

But after my nysc I noticed I was chasing a false dream. I got a job at nepa office (7 years ago) A whole graduate like will be carrying ladder up and down under hot sun for just 35k salary. Landlords, street niggas and even market women will be raining insult on me whenever I come to disconnect their lights for not paying their bills.

Then I said to myself, Is this how I will continue living my life? Then I declared a war against poverty and since then my life changed for good. I traveled all the way to South Africa to join HK.

Today I'm a proud bomber making my money. I will use my certificate to work probably in my next life. I conquered poverty 6 years ago and I don't see myself going back there in the next 600 years to come.