In everyday we wake up, we are faced with 100 ways to become a millionaire which gambling in one of them.

Assuming your brother won the gamble, I'm sure you will ask him to direct you to the place where he gambled, so you can play too.

Lol, Channah1 my baby boo.

tommy589:


A friend I accommodated impregnated his girlfriend in my house, gave birth and was even pregnant with the second baby before he found his footing. Six years of tolerance without a single day of quarrel

When you come living with me, use your sense to set boundaries, if you don't I won't complain. Because I Iive through life with the motto 'everything that has a beginning must have an end'

Bro, I don see many things for this life. Similar scenario don happen to me too when one of my nigga come stay with me for Port-harcourt 2019.

But this particular girl no born for my guy. When she got pregnant my guy told her to abort it. She did abortion like 3 times for my guy. Everything happened under my roof. The worst thing is my guy was promising this girl marriage. That he was gonna marry her.

Omoh! My guy broke up with the girl. Do you know what this girl did? She went to call Sars to burst all of us at home.

Thank God they disband Sars. Sars really chop our money.. Sars parked all of us (4 of us in numbers including her boyfriend) Each of us paid the sum of 300k each to bail ourselves out. They were already threatening our lives.

Omoh! No be small thing but yet I still dey accommodate some niggars and this one na just small matter out of many.

tommy589:


You are different from most out there. I am just like you. But bear it in mind those you tolerated won't offer you such opportunities if table were turned

Na there street orientation enter. As a street guy, you need to apply sense 24/7 in anything you do.

No matter what you do, always remember nobody truly cares about you. May God not allow us go broke.

Because if you go broke, that's when you're gonna know who are your true niggas. Forget the laughing, drinking, smoking and hustling that y'all do together. If you go broke them go disappear.

Kobojunkie:
6 ke? You are generous!

Hello! What do you mean?

I sabi cook pass you sef.

If you ask me, i didn't see any issue here. The reason you're angry is because it's a room and palour apartment which I understand from your end. You also need some privacy.

Then at Port Harcourt, I stay in a 3 bedroom apartment, and I have over 5 of my real niggas living with me. Most of them do camp different biitches in my house but I don't see anything wrong because there are enough rooms to camp them and do whatever shit you wanna do.

It even fun because we're all gonna be laughing, hustling, drinking, smoking and teasing ourselves.

Since I moved to Lagos, I don't really stay in my rented apartment (2 bedroom flat). I stay with my real niggas and I do control biitches to come over. Sometimes I take the biitches to hotel. Infact since on Thursday till now I have been in a hotel.

Omoh! before you can be my friend, that means we think alike.

MEN! Try and get yourself a foreign girlfriend when you're ready to mingle. Even if it's a beautiful girl from Bangladesh.

Stay away from Nigerian girls. They are nothing but sex objects and slaves always walking around with overused kpekus and damaged womb.

Foreign girls are hardworking and very supportive.
Nigerian girls are liabilities and very lazy.

Baba, go to passport office at Ikoyi and do your passport. The street no funny anymore, if you loosegaurd them go Maga you.

I can link you up to my uncle who is a immigration officer, he work at passport office in Ikoyi there. Then you can start from there. Forget all these online stuff for now

Jashub:
Come to Niger state . You will see where a graduate is collecting 15-20k teaching the same subject combination.

Omoh! My prayers are with those graduate oo!

God Abeg oh!

33k for BSc holder? A full graduate? Nigeria which way nah!

Lol, God know say I go continue to be a keyboard bomber till I pass on to glory.

Correct guy!

If na me, I go kiss my bride so passionately at the front of her parent. Infact I go even raise her gown up, shift her pant then begin to thrust in and out in presence of everybody while they spray us money.

E choke Agbadorians, Choken't it?

I just wanna say baba God thank you for the gift of life,
Thank you for seeing me through this last week that just ended. I pray you also bless and see us through this new week.

Thank you Lord for the kpekus I have fvcked, I will fvck today and the ones I'm yet to fvck. Because you created sex for man kind. We appreciate baba.

And above all, Thank you father for the precious plants you created for man kind to smoke. We really appreciate and nothing will stop us from smoking your precious plants.

Cele girls are so beautiful. It's like they do select and pick their girls before they join the church.. Very pretty and charming girls. But, I have vow never to date any Cele girl again.

I once dated a Cele girl 2017. Her name is Busayo. Very beautiful girl. I won't lie she was among the people that help me spirituality when I collected my first picking in the street.

But the issue was that.. I can't monopolize my dick to one woman, it's like I'm cursed from heaven. She tried to keep me through some fetish way (I may be wrong). But Mama no know say me too I dey Waka and I was told lots of things about her from different spiritual house.

There are 15 elderly old women praying for me underground. So before your juju hit me, it must hit them first.

Op never even wife her yet but she don already dey deceive this SIMPle op. First of all let us deal with the small issues before we enter the big now, there are tendencies that these following things will definitely happen to you.

Did she tell you that she is a virgin? otherwise na borehole you go see down there.

Did she tell you her womb is intact? otherwise you go wait tire she no go conceive because an average Nigerian girl has done series of abortion.

Did she tell you she has cut all communications with her Ex? Otherwise she go dey fvck her Ex during day Time, then fvck you 4 night.

There are many more I can't even type. Well, enjoy your deceitful girlfriend. We go dey here when your premium tears start.

MEN! Try and get yourself a foreign girlfriend when you're ready to mingle. Stay away from Nigerian girls.

Foreign girls are hardworking and very supportive.
Nigerian girls are liabilities and very lazy.

Bia! Coordinate yourself o!

Wetin dey work you nah?

Oceanjagaban:
na aboki woman pussy be my problem?

I nor know oooh! Na you sabi the kind of kpekus you dey find.

Oceanjagaban:
cut off person leg or hand for peeping a woman,wetin u don do the people wey dey steal your state money and your consituency money Mr sharia

Baba no need to dey shalaye too much. Just Go north go peep their woman while she dey baff, then come to nairaland and testify to us.

You made that decision to spend on her in the first place. She didn't point a gun to your head so make sure you finish what you have already started.

Infact, as it seems now, if that your so called liability girlfriend cross path with someone more financially loaded than you she won't hesitate to dump your chronic SIMPle sorry ass despite all what you've done for her.

You feed her
You supported her sick father
You supported her through school
You give her money for hair dressing
You buy clothes for her
You take her out on a date
You do literally everything for her.

Only to get kpekus in return. And I'm 101% sure she's riding another man's dick aside yours. I hope say you dey take good care of your papa, mama and siblings?

In your next life, try and get yourself a foreign girlfriend when you're ready to hook up again. Stay away from Nigerian girls.

Foreign girls are so hardworking despite being a student, and they are less expensive to maintain because they are very supportive.

What a pervert neighbor.

You did a great job by beating sense into his pervert skull. Those people blaming you for correcting that elderly person 4 collect beating join.

Na why I like my northern brothers, them for don cut off your neighbor hand or leg for peeping their woman taking her bath.

Aaarh! if you see her mother tell her you and her daughter are just fvck mate. abi una no dey fvck?

Wo! you, Ur girlfriend and her mother should gettat!

The only thing that would make me tell you congratulations is if your wife to be is a virgin. Infact I'm ready to send you ₦30k right now to show my little support if only she is a virgin... I'm 100% serious! I have sent you PM already!

But if she's not a virgin, baba just pray she don't cheat on you with her Ex. And I would also advise you to run a DNA test if she eventually give birth so that you won't father a child that's not yours.

Nothing change baby girl. Virgins still remains the standard and there are many men out there including me who respect Virgins.

If I can get in touch with this girl Today, I'm gonna marry her before 7pm this evening.

An average Nigerian girl has over 100 body cunt, she has done series of abortion, moving around with boreholes they called kpekus.

Only in Nigeria a lady with over 1000 body cunt goes by the name virginprincess.

May Ogun and Amadioha kill me if I ever marry a lady who is not a virgin.

Wow! Your Egusi soup looks so inviting, delicious and lovely. Whether na with Rice or Eba please serve the food, I'm coming to eat.

Then after eating, I will still eat the other food in between your legs.

This kid lacks orientation.

Never you impress a Nigerian girl with gifts and money especially when she's not even your wife.

It could be that there's one broke dude somewhere smashing this girl kpekus without spending a dime on her. When the girl breaks his heart now, you'll see him crying like a fool.

I would rather use the money to build another student hostel in ekpoma as an investment than to waste it on one daughter of jezebel

Towncrier007:

A 30yrs old girl?
Who doesn't wanna see me with any other lady.
So you say it's bad I monitor who I want to marry?
Don't put an eye on who u want to spend forever with na,then chop breakfast later.

Na wa 4 you ooh!
You still dey take advice from a us*l*ss Nigerian girl?

Never you take that gender serious but una no dey hear word. They are nothing but sex objects & slaves.

Now that you have seen how wild she is... I will advise you NOT to breakup with her, just be fvcking her like an animal, make sure you damage her womb with your preeq. Whether you have sex with her or not always give her postinor2 to swallow, make sure her womb is totally damage.

If she ask you for money don't give her, don't waste your airtime calling her again. From now henceforth she is your sex slave. Whenever you're tired of her useless kpekus, bundle her like firewood and throw her out of your life. She belongs to the streets.

Infact, na she go by herself run from the relationship when she notice she's nothing but a sex slave to you.

siofra:

You're proud to be a Yahoo boy
I spit on you!!!

Evil thing!

I dey Gravity club right now for Ikoyi, after passport office. Order Uber right now come meet for there, don't worry about the bills, all bills on me. I gat you covered. I dey here till 1am.

SenecaTheYonger:


If you know what scabies is, then that pepper means nothing. Read about how strong the body of scabies is, even you sef go fear. Wetin be pepper? That thing can stay with you for twenty years and nothing will happen. You will even infect all those around you. They'll just be, eating your flesh for nutrient, laying eggs, ad infinitum.

Bro, I'm not doubting you. Infact you're the only person that has stated the rightful cure to that disease he's carrying. That cream is very effective.

But, the cream too dey Hot. Op fit dance Awilo without music if E apply that cream, but it's unfortunate that this is the only way he can cure that STD.

I also recommend him to follow your advice.