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Romance / Re: Why Do People Leave Relationship And There Is No Level Of Fact That You Truly Sa by Kollins11: 8:37pm On Dec 01, 2022
Wordsfrombimpe:
You leave a relationship and you get extremely exhausted you wonder why you went into it the first place

You didnt see growth at all

This is not to say the exes weren't good but there is no growth

You were the one who pick up yourself to choose growth

And it shouldnt be so
@bolded, it simply because Love doesn't exist. You ladies enjoy listening to lies reason we guys will keep deceiving your gender.

All my Nigerian, Ghana & south Africans girls knows I don't do relationships. I will drill your oil well and move on to the next available kpekus.

Me I no get joy ooo.

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Romance / Re: Why Do People Leave Relationship And There Is No Level Of Fact That You Truly Sa by Kollins11: 8:20pm On Dec 01, 2022
There is nothing like Love... Love doesn't exist. Know this and know peace.

Until we understand that love doesn't exist, Relationships/marriages will continue to break. Let stop deceiving ourselves.

Who Love help? Fvck Love! Fvck relationship! Fvck marriage!

I don't do relationship Just give me your kpekus make I samakwe and let move on.

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Romance / Re: Is It Bad To Only Pay For Half Of A Gf's Christmas Present? by Kollins11: 8:00pm On Dec 01, 2022
It's very bad. Very very bad.

Don't be responsible for a Nigerian girl financial, social, economy and family problems. Never you spend a dime on a Nigerian girl else she will feel it's every guy's responsibility to spend on a women.

Use that money to get your mother & father a Christmas gift and watch your blessings multiplied by 2.

Let her go and hustle to buy herself a mattress. Life is short to be Simping around.
Romance / Re: Is It true abt disappearing jazz? by Kollins11: 7:00pm On Dec 01, 2022
A Nigerian liability dirty wh0re told you this rubbish and you speed up like a flash to nairaland just to comfirm what she told you was true or not??

Death to all Simps angry
Family / Re: Looking For The Fruit Of Womb? Come In Here! by Kollins11: 6:07pm On Dec 01, 2022
After gobbling from one dick to another, after carrying out series of abortion, after taking overdose of postinor2... Then they will start looking for one foolish Simp to settle down with their damaged womb.
What makes me angry the most is when these foolish simps goes on their knees to propose to a damage wh0re. They would say it's LOVE... Love kill your father there! angry

Then after 4 years of marriage with no fruit of the womb, they would start going from one church program to another like shiloh, God of chosen e.t.c.

If you're guy reading my post and your wife wasn't a virgin before you married her OR your wife-to-be isn't a virgin, May Amadioha & sango strike you dead wherever you are. Foolish Simps angry

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Celebrities / Re: U.K Choreographer Cocainna Treats Mayorkun To Surprise Romantic Dinner by Kollins11: 6:00pm On Nov 29, 2022
Pringles101:

You should take Siofra out on a date...

You will not regret it. cool
Shey you dey whine me ni?

I would rather take my female dog out on a date than to take any Nigerian girl on a date.
Celebrities / Re: U.K Choreographer Cocainna Treats Mayorkun To Surprise Romantic Dinner by Kollins11: 3:28pm On Nov 29, 2022
Mayor Of Lagos.

Meanwhile, Nigerian girls are cursed. I pity those of you who are still dating a Nigerian girl.

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Sports / Re: Nation First & Forever: Onana's Official Statement After Suspension from team by Kollins11: 2:49pm On Nov 29, 2022
Pride goes before a fall

if you're too conceited or self-important, something will happen to make you look foolish.

Onana has proven to be a foolish guy.

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Food / Re: See How I Make Stir Fry Spaghetti, So Delicious (Photos, Video) by Kollins11: 2:24pm On Nov 29, 2022
Meajor:
Very terrible
You don't know anything son. This food is not terrible. @Gloryhomemaker, pocohantas, mariahAngel & others are the best chef in the whole of Africa

But if you wanna see terrible and horrible food, just slide in Channah1 profile then you will understand what I'm talking about. Infact you will see the true meaning of terrible.

Channah1 food na error error error!

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Romance / Re: Sex Worker Faints After Ritual Prank Was Carried Out On Her(video) by Kollins11: 8:43pm On Nov 28, 2022
VeryWickedGoat:


I hate games. Go straight to the point and chop off her head or leave me alone. angry
grin grin
Romance / Re: Sex Worker Faints After Ritual Prank Was Carried Out On Her(video) by Kollins11: 8:34pm On Nov 28, 2022
@VeryWickedGoat will not be impressed.

@VeryWickedGoat love real life rituals and not some mumu ritual pranks.

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Romance / Re: Highest Paid Robotics Engineer In The World Is A Nigerian (photos) by Kollins11: 7:00pm On Nov 28, 2022
virginprincess:
Stop being pained by my comment you yahoo boy.
I would rather believe my grandmother is a virgin than to believe you (virginprincess) is a virgin.

Virgin my foot. Abeg tell me your price make I book you for this weekend joor!

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Romance / Re: Highest Paid Robotics Engineer In The World Is A Nigerian (photos) by Kollins11: 6:49pm On Nov 28, 2022
virginprincess:
This is the kind of man i want,an handsome man with brains and cashcheesy cheesy.
No hardworking man with cash will settle down for a Nigerian liability woman with hundreds of body cunt and still goes by the name virginprincess

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Romance / Re: Highest Paid Robotics Engineer In The World Is A Nigerian (photos) by Kollins11: 6:21pm On Nov 28, 2022
He's a real nigga. I'm glad to see our Nigerian brothers advancing the world.

We have many youths with great talent & brilliant minds wasting and fading away in this shit hole country. Many of our brilliant baby girls are now into hook-up while many of our handworking guys are into online bombers like me.

Nigeria system will never make your dreams come true. I'm a graduate in Electrical Engineering, I spent 5 good years in the university but Today I'm a proud online bomber.

Make my certificate just dey lie-down for my wardrobe, I'm gonna make use of my certificate to work probably in my next life.

Bombing is the only way, the truth and the life. ...No vex!

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Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Switzerland: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (1 - 0) On 28th Nov 2022 by Kollins11: 3:21pm On Nov 28, 2022
Brazil to win
Nairaland / General / Re: No Woman Owes You Sex Because You Took Her On A Date – Moet Abebe Tells Men by Kollins11: 3:09pm On Nov 25, 2022
I don't need to take a useless Nigerian girl on a date before I can gain access to kpekus.

Just the Air-condition she would receive in my car or in my apartment would make spread her legs like bedsheet for me. That's how useless that gender are.
Romance / Re: Alcohool Redemption Please Help. by Kollins11: 7:03am On Nov 23, 2022
Don't be a pussy ass niggar.

Igbo (weed) & alcohol is Life. When Jesus turned water into wine, the bible didn't classify whether it was alcoholic or non alcoholic wine. But you and I knows it was alcoholic wine.

Bros J was in a party and there is no party they don't Share alcohol drinks. Bro J understand what the guests wanna drink. If it was non alcoholic wine, nobody would drank from his wine. May God continue to bless alcohol.

I need igbo and Shayoo
I need igbo and Shayoo
I need igbo and Shayoo
I need igbo and Shayoo
Romance / Re: Flirting Is Not Cheating - Nigerian Man Tells Girlfriend As She Confronts Him by Kollins11: 3:49pm On Nov 21, 2022
Well, as long as I'm alive, married or not, I can never monopolize my dick to one woman. If you like call it flirting or cheating that's your damn business.

We have over 7 billion people in the world and by statistics, women are more populated than men. Even if a man has 5 wives to himself, women can never finish.

So why should I stick to one woman?

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Romance / Re: One Woman Cannot Satisfy A Man - Nigerian Lady Argues (video) by Kollins11: 12:05pm On Sep 26, 2022
I can't even imagine myself eating bread everyday of my life. Matthew 4:4 "Man shall not live by bread alone". You have to taste other foods rice, beans, yam, egg, ogbono, egusi, semi, Eba, Wheat, ewedu, vegetable soup, Afang etc

In other words, I can't even monopolize my dick to one woman. As long as I'm alive I will keep on drilling the kpekus of all kinds of women.. Whether you're tall, short, black or white, single, married, divorced, separated or complicated I must have my own share of your sweet cake in between your legs.

Vagina people should know this and embrace peace.

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Romance / Re: Jealous Girlfriend Destroys Boyfriend’s TV, Others For Cheating In Edo (Video) by Kollins11: 11:02am On Sep 26, 2022
SouthSouth1914:

It is a foolish thing for you to think that all men should be wired in your way. Boys like you will be forming iron man online, but will beg for pussy at the slightest instance.
If you have traveled far and wide, your mentality will change as you will see life’s circumstances from a different prism.
When you give birth to a girl child, you’d know what love and relationship really means. Stvpidd fvck
See this local man wan dey tell me about traveling far and wide. Lol. Well that's a discussion for another day.

Back to the topic: You SIMPs like to learn things the hard way. So a jobless useless girl will come to my house to destroy my property and you expect me to say "baby please calm down" "baby look at what you have done to my TV" "baby you know i still love you despite breaking my TV"

E be like say.. E be like say.. E be like say ur head no correct angry. E be like say something dey work you upstairs.

The way I go beat her eh! Hospital go reject her. You better warn your sisters not to try it with me... Me I no well o

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Romance / Re: One Woman Cannot Satisfy A Man - Says Lady (video) by Kollins11: 10:22am On Sep 26, 2022
Vagina people should know this and embrace peace.

Personally, I can't even monopolize my dick to one woman. As long as I'm alive I will keep on drilling the kpekus of all kinds of women.. Whether you're single, married, divorced, separated or complicated I must have my own share of your sweet cake in between your legs.

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Romance / Re: Actress Nkechi Blessing Sunday Gifts Dildos To Single Ladies (video) by Kollins11: 10:13am On Sep 26, 2022
Virginbeauty:
Oh! now i see that you are an irresponsible tout whose whole life depends on clubbing,womanizing, drinking and bragging online,no wonder you make senseless comments about the gender that gave birth to you.
You daughters of jezebel won't kill me with laugh. See this street food defending her senior colleague.

I have said it before and I will repeat myself again.. It's only in Nigeria a lady with over 1000 body cunt goes by the name virginprincess & virginbeauty just to deceive some foolish SIMPle men.
Romance / Re: #GoldenPenis: This Is Why Single Mothers Deserve No Pity!! (Photos) by Kollins11: 10:06am On Sep 26, 2022
Comrade increase the mic to the maximum level.

SIMPs must hear word by fire, by force, by lightning and by thunder.

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Romance / Re: Actress Nkechi Blessing Sunday Gifts Dildos To Single Ladies (video) by Kollins11: 9:43am On Sep 26, 2022
Nkechi na community and national kpekus Sharer. She dey give out her kpekus like palliative. If I jam this girl club, I go run her package. You know how many of her type I dey jam for club?

I pity the SIMP that would personalize Nkechi kpekus because she belongs to the street. She's a street food.

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Romance / Re: A Father Sleeping With His Daughter. by Kollins11: 9:33am On Sep 26, 2022
Baba, if you don't have concrete evidence on what you have just narrated to us, I would advice you to rest the case.

If you wrongly accuse someone of a crime he didn't commit you will be sued for defamation. And that's a 5 years sentence in prison.

Gather your evidence first (pictures or videos of the man abusing his daughter) before you push the case make you no go put yourself for trouble. Court won't listen to "I hear say" "she tell me say"

A word is enough for....

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Romance / Re: With This Actions, Does She Love Me? by Kollins11: 8:53am On Sep 26, 2022
Baba screw what your dad said and go have your share of that national kpekus.

Married women are so clean down there and you can comfortably give a good mouth action. You can even fvck them raw without being scared of sexual diseases like gonorrhea, scabies e.t.c.

But you see our single ladies, don't you ever fvck them raw because they're STD carriers

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Romance / Re: He's Camping He's Girlfriend In My House ( My Village ) by Kollins11: 7:05am On Sep 26, 2022
ExudeLoveToAll:


That guy isn't telling lies.

If you were in port Harcourt when those guys were going hay wire you won't say this. I can comfortably tell you that SARS was a terrorist group without mincing words. If you hear stories you can't open your mouth.

I lived in the same vicinity were the HQ of SARS was located and I can tell you without fear that that guy wasn't making up that issue.

Those guys were indeed terrible. I have met different victims personally, if you had people's narration about SARS you would understand that what that guy narrated is a little of the bullshit those guys caused. They terrorized people, the worst part is that 95percent of the crimes committed by SARS had nothing to do with armed robbery.
Bro, leave all these kids.

When Endsars protest was going on, I'm sure he was sitting at home eating mummy's food because he has no idea how Sars operate.

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Romance / Re: He's Camping He's Girlfriend In My House ( My Village ) by Kollins11: 7:01am On Sep 26, 2022
ExudeLoveToAll:


Why am I laughing at a serious issue? grin

SARS! never again.

Relationship issues, money issues and all irrelevant issues that has no place in law that is what they use to kidnap victims and obtain ransom from them.

You guys were lucky some persons lost their lives on more trivial issues than this , those guys were terrible.

The 1.2million naira was her pay off fee which was shared by SARS guys and herself.

Bro, Sars were so terrible back then. They threatened our lives. The were like you these stupid yahoo boys, U know say una be criminals like this so.. FG don condemn all of una. So if we shoot you, nothing go happen. Them go even dey crack gun for your presence

Omoh! Street guys see pepper for this demons hand. You know how many street guy them waste for nothing

Sars go tell you open your bank app, once you show them your account balance and you get like ₦1m, I swear you must transfer nothing less than 300k to them.

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Romance / Re: Jealous Girlfriend Destroys Boyfriend’s TV, Others For Cheating In Edo (Video) by Kollins11: 6:30am On Sep 26, 2022
First of all, I don't do love and relationship so no vagina person will think she owns me. Truth is men that do love and relationship are foolish people, Typical & Chronic SIMPs. Just fvck her and move on to the next available kpekus.

Secondly, if you as a jobless liability nigerian girl try this shit with me. The way I go panel beat you eh! If you no develop internal and external bleeding call me bastard.

Infact, dem never born her papa & mama well make she try this rubbish with me. U wan make Ogun kee you?

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Romance / Re: He's Camping He's Girlfriend In My House ( My Village ) by Kollins11: 6:13am On Sep 26, 2022
haslaw:

Bros, make Una dey talk these lies small small na. Even Peter Obi don dey press brake small small for him own.
It is not possible for SARS to arrest you because your friend broke his girlfriend's heart.
Una never see anything for street na why una dey run mouth like community tap. I pray make you no encounter such experience. What will I gain if I'm lying on public forum?

Before they disband Sars, who where they always arresting? I need answer to this question pls.

She didn't call Sars on us because her boyfriend broke up with her. NO! She called sars on us because of the nature of our hustle. The bitches was so pained that she has to revenge, she allowed us to suffer the sin of her boyfriend.

You are till a kid. I pray when you grow up you won't suffer the sin of another man. I'm sure during Endsars protest people like was sitting at home eating mummy's food becus you have no idea how Sars operate.

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Food / Re: See The Food I Got For ₦900 No Meat Because It's Too Costly by Kollins11: 10:27pm On Sep 25, 2022
Channah1:


Who's your baby boo? angry
Lol, you still dey vex?
Oya, abeg no vex.

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