₦airaland Forum

IFSHR:
Can you explain this better.

I'm patiently waiting for his description also ó...no be only you...

Felicity001:
I love your attitude... Where you dey make I buy one bottle of henekien for you abeg... Serious!

Close to a year now, you never buy Budweiser for me....I hope this man Heineken no go be May 29' 2023 só

KaluwisxPRO:
There’s no Taxi War between Uber and Taxify, there are several hundreds of Zimbabweans/Foreigners working the Uber and Taxify business. Most Nigerian local food stuff places uses Nigerian Uber drivers for their deliveries. Where you will have problems is local Taxi/Bus business.

Most of you guys saying SA’ns are being hard on Foreigners with regards to Job. How many of your state government will employ any foreigner in your state?

You lot won’t even allow a person from a different state progress in your state because they’re not from there, but you want to judge a whole country for putting themselves first.

Nigerians are the biggest Hypocrite. Screaming Xenophobic, yet you are tribalistic towards a person who’s from a different local government in your state.

You call a person from a different region/tribes various type of names but foreigners in a different country are Xenophobic.

Make Hausa man go Yoruba land go hold elective position as Nigerians are doing in various countries. Black man, black sense

You were already making sense till you went and smoke Mkpuri...but why?

Ekeeyhandsome:
Bolt business is very lucrative here.. u fit dey make plus minus R12k a month ,which is about 400k .. drivers who drives for ppl here dey do monthly payments of 6k/7k ..

But u are not allowed to pick passengers around the taxi ranks or these taxi associations fit kill u or set ur car on fire . it's a war between taxi(bus owners) nd private taxi operators.

Truly u dey S.A...you've said it all bro. The taxi war is an ugly trend going on in S.A. Drivers are being killed, and it'll be far more difficult for the OP - He is a Nigerian.
Al'jazeera did a documentary on this "Taxi war"...

I'll rather advice the OP to move to abuja than to go S.A ó... A word is enough for the wise, but if he is that adventurous in character... If he chook head

Laturuturu:
Okokopioko
Why should not to go South
Rent is costly
No job
Hmm may be you can get a job that pays 2500 rand , house rent is big room 1500pm small room 1000pm Parlor space 800 curtain space 500. Fala fala 350 all this is minus electricity.
Ita problem dey , immigration problem after ur three months visa expired yiu will go to marabastad to declare for asylum (horror)

If you still wanna go south
Ur options
Yahoo serious one
Hand work hairdressing barbing cooking


Why all this stress sef when u have a good accommodation in abj plus u can afford a car for uber

Pls.no go
He no worth am abeg

OP, listen to this guy...he'd said it all. E be like say you don live for S.A before....

LAUSUG15:
Hello? Is bolt a profitable business in osogbo? I have a corolla bank type that always lie idle most of the time. I am thinking of leasing it out and how much can the driver remit per week considering the economy of Oshogbo is not blossom. If I drive myself, how much can I earn in a week. Please I need someone in Oshogbo to help a brother

You've answered the ?....only if you could go over it again

BAZ001:
Stop bringing bad memories.
I belong to ants league but dey dribbled me.
I didn’t even get to point of bringing credentials
So I decided to start early inside surge and rest in d afternoon , since my body needs only 7hours of sleep , so I sleep during car wash and resume in the evening till night
Cause I’m to lazy to drive in traffic and hot sun.
Dragging with korope drivers and bus lovers. Though I do defensive driving okada still remove my side mirror

D ikorodu trip was offline from a crying oven
If you know you know


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LETTER OF SUSPENSION

DEAR BAZOO

It is with displeasure we write this letter to you and with the honor bestowed on me as the Chief Publicity Secretary of LazyD league, we hereby suspend BAZOO from LazyD league till investigation is concluded.

Reason(s) for his suspension isn't far fetched from his practice which is contrary to the ethics of LazyDrivers and Cross carpeting between the two Factions (Antleague and LazyDriver) in the rideshare industry , thereby creating confusion for the Newbies.
He is hereby suspended.
Please, kindly submit all relevant document, tags, ID cards at the Secretariat.

We so much appreciate your effort in championing the cause of the LazyDleague for the period you've been an active member. We hereby wish you success in your future endeavors.

President LazyD. Publicity Secretary
Felicity. Komodapson

Signed. Signed

pope191:
Weldone! The son of Akin hit em up, but don't go to Cali.

What the F*ck is Cali? U mean "California" or "calistus" - (in Nkem owoh voice)

whytejoseph57:
Abeg make urna help me with this rider ohh carried this fool from sangotedo to ikota estate inside Ajah traffic got to the estate dropped him only to notice after I left the estate that the guy did fake alert of 1600 for me since yesterday till now I dey call the guy to send me my money him say I dey disturb am and I dey ask am stupid question now this morning him Dan block my number see him number +2349045627576 abeg how I fit use trace am abeg help a brother

Sorry bro...is one of those things. If people like barbie, kanu-the-goat, Felicity, Bazoo, tunlapa and few members in the league talk, try listen to them. They might sound humorous but in between the lines...truth dey inside wetin dem dey tell you....

They won't sugarcoat it for you. But if you're the flowery type, that loves fantasies and fairy tales - the options are there for you

You have to be more Cynical, if you really wanna make it in this kontree, called Nigeria.
Pastor wan scam you, Imam wan Scam you, Government - chief scammer...

So bro, I know how pained you feel, is not about the money in question but the feeling of being Scammed.

After all, the hoodlumic chief carry himself go ball for landmark, on a penthouse, living lavi'da local ..watching corro - boys run helter skelter...sipping ??

Nothing more satisfactory and pleasing, than you balling on rapsody and gazing at tail pipe of a stressful Ushe

"Màwóju Ushe" - in MC oluomo voice

Felicity001:
I go like enter Ghana one of these days with my mata for vacation ooh.

Pls what and what are the necessary things to get road clearance for easy and smooth ride?

That Country is Overrated jàré....I went there for bilateral games in 2007, University of Legón..... since you do enjoy night life, you go gbadun the place. Ghanian ladies are expressive in nature, don't exhibit dual personality and their "wild"...
But things fit don change sha....

But try check tayo aina videos to stay in touch, but the Country no be am for we sha...

Felicity001:
Oga Uche show us dashboard jor... Dont just do the talk walk the talk

Abeg!Abeg!!Abeg!!! Oga Felicity, biko nu. We ain't lowering the standard in 2022, the bar has been raised.
if you cannot show us your bank account balance in tandem with the last rider payment. Then forget it.
F*ck dashboard earnings,
F*ck Ushe,
F*ck Bolt, F*ck Uber - in driver..
.in short F*ck all ride apps....
F*ck both Riders & Drivers.
F*ck winter...
Lastly F*ck myself

3RNEST:
@op is this thread for only Lagos Uber/bolt drivers....

Sharing my experience today, what I cud say is Uber work na for Mature mind...

Not @ll...is a thread meant for drivers all over the Country who are into rideshare biz.

You need to demystify the bolded...'cos for Ushe mind now, it could mean :"Now you're fully in the game and you've left aboru apartment for Surulere as your finances soar higher, in these few weeks. So it calks for celebration, I presume

AntiChristian:
Wetin make Tunisians do to theirs wey lose penalty too?

[/b] It's a game[b]

Football is not a game o, its a multimillion dollar industry. Go to bet 9ja shop & tell them its just a game ó

Vitalurch:
Still waiting for an offer. I had one that didnt just work out. Please ignore some ill mannered guys here who think its all green for them already. Just reach me through my contact above. U need not comment .I know if u meet that guy called bazoo in person, he is still a child. In his present phase of life, everything is fun. Please ignore my post if u have nothing to say.

Shot fired, everyone back off....I repeat , shot fired, all heads stays down

northbird:
Yes o. Been getting it for a while. Maybe you haven't been using them too. Didn't open Uber app throughout last year.
I hv not driven this week , will try n go out sat & Sun.

The last time I drove was first Sunday, ever since...I no bother myself, I liquidated some few pennies from meristem securities... Make we use am set up one small cottage "acunacuna".... Na make DPO area G do normal remain now...the money wey him dey ask too mush

Felicity001:
You no well... I tell u say na me want hux for surulere? The person d9n change him mind to Aboru... I just tell am

Never!

Ever!!

Hahahaha...why him kon dey bé(jump) before ... Arguably, the housing deficit in city Lagos is second to Mumbai. Government is not getting it right at all. I remember, occasions wey I still dey run night shuttles between ikoyi - lekki... I realized there loads of unoccupied buildings, especially that ikoyi...for years...wey aboki dey colonize for night.....its bad.
I'm happy, he/she has settled for a place. Having a shelter on top your head in Lasgidi, is indeed an achievement - in fact , anywhere in the world.

Go watch Skidrow on YouTube when you're less in hoodlumic mood, u go thank God, you & ur Benz

northbird:
It's a machine.

Oh I c....auto response of some sort. I begin feel like Obasanjo eh eh...how road be now bros? Everything soft shey

Abeg who else received this email from Uber, 'cos i dey begin to feel like Nnamdi Kanu now ó.... "I'm on top of the world" - in Kokomaster voice...

"Amazing Drivers'' indeed, una no see Ushe for there, he is more than Amazing...Incredible!!!

Please Oga Felicity, you get plug supply for "women of easy virtues" from Ebonyi&Imo axis, reasons being that they are far more prettier than their counterpart, 'cos renovation work is almost completed @ the brothel.... New signings would be far better than enrolling lagos old hag's...

iFESTAC680:
Analysing objectively eh, Sadiq is not inform, he was the flop of the game, I wish the coach can allow him watch from the bench for the next 2 matches. Maybe he'll bring back the almeria spirit

It is not possible, why? He(Sadiq Umoru) came in through quota system. Just the way & manner a Southern Candidate seeking admission into Unilag ,to study MBBS or Pharmacy with a score of 280 is being rejected, while his counterpart from Daura with a 70 mark UTME score is offered admission on a platter.

The day we begin to uphold Meritocracy in our Nation, that is when we begin to get it right.

Bahamas95:
Congratulations to Nigeria.





Africa should sit up o, nor be only bad things we go dey copy from oyibo. We should also learn to do things right so we won't be made laughing stock before the rest of the world........I wondered why it took VAR 1year to make a decision in a match. The referee was just making call as if he's talking to his new girlfriend on phone.

I was marvelled also, if we are both to investigate this sad development now, you'll realize the amount & destination set aside for the referees , for training and getting them acquainted with tech has been embezzled by one corrupt Official.

Ezemarcel:
I believe this Sadiq is buhari slot.....he doesn't know how to play football

In fact, it'll have been far better to have gone to tournament a player short, than including this Umar Sadiq. I don't know when we are going to abolish this quota System.

peacefulhome:
Lol, you sure say heaven go open for you on the last day?
. I pray never to enter your book of record.

Madam...No just f*uck up on this thread ó be yourself and don't try being an Uche, else dem go draw your files ó. They are typical Nigerian ó.
Naso dem pursue one of our drivers for here who lives in phase I lekki, besides Felicity - One aboki house dey available for surulere ó total package N600k - a self contain

Felicity001:
Do we have anyone here that resides in Surulere?

Can one get a 2bed apartment for 300k pa?

Hit me up if any can assist with a plug

2 bed ké...for Surulere...how? You no fit see for aboru sef...how sèf - I'm just thinking ó...if dem offer you sef, you should be scared

Felicity001:
Come abeg come and explain which Uche... because we get one Uche that is irreversible here

Lol...baba...we need to put all these newbies on the right track. U can imagine, person wey propose GRA , suppose hint the lads about those I'd*ot tow gangs + accompanied by traffic police from Ikeja local government Simbiat road... Just the way BAZOO hinted about Airport wahala....

BAZ001:
I was expecting to meet 1million target without having to fix my cars cos I was using defensive driving yet shaft, leakages and likes spoilt.
I was sleeping 7hrs yet still had flu for days.

I can’t imagine how much comot your body cos you naa big man, 100k Na small change to you.

But stop complaining cos people selling gala in hot sun traffic wish to be inside AC moving Lagos ;



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Must you rob this one in, besides the guy who is always delighted in going on board rickety 911(molue) - having nostalgia about Hunger&Poverty days, is no where to be found on this thread anymore.

You see the reason why I said Uche doesn't care if you're dead. Just move Lagos

rapheal5:
lol....see as I open teeth 4 canteen...thank u I don comot for there

Enter one of the estate for Opebi, one overstayed olosho ,due to delayed payment from client must return to base.

peeps4u:
But Feli was right now , backward rxn can only be forward rxn only if the rxn is reversible.

Oh goodness. Damn!!! You ought not to have schooled him now. You gàn séf your own too much. Only Fools argues Facts. Driving has taking a huge toll on his brain

peeps4u:
But Feli was right now , backward rxn can only be forward rxn only if the rxn is reversible.

Oh goodness. Damn!!! You ought not to have schooled him. You for allow the utmost display of folly which he radiates tarries for awhile.

DeleTheD:
You are just as useless as the jagbajanti english that you write here always. Duping a rider and still praising your useless self for that.

Ah!!! Why do you have to step on tail of Gaboon Viper this night...you for hold torchlight tey see road now. Only BAZOO get antivenom ó

Gabrinchi256:
5mins or even 10mins is too short a time to see any marked difference in mpg as a result of non uniform acceleration, deceleration, curves and turns, sharp breaking etc.
That calculation in in order on d average. Moreover when car companies or car reviews tell u speed specifications do u ask them if they considered deceleration, curves, or constant acceleration?

I wasn't even questioning the fuel consumption (miles per gallon) anomaly... Na the movement from Ajah bridge - abule egba...in 35mins na him I dey try solve the matter

Peppermintflav:
If you do the math @120km/h it will take roughly 6minutes to cover the 11.8 km of the bridge.
So @180km/h it will be roughly 4mins.

So the acceleration was Uniform all thru àbí, there wasn't anytime he decelerated by any means...even during turns, àbí 3MB has been straightened during closures....well seeing is believing. I agree with you guys but don't believe...

My ? , what period of the day, did this neck breaking speed happened? Don't let us be an Ushe please, let's make assumption(s) where its applicable - assumptions such as ...no speed bumps, no turns, no craters, no breakdown vehicle...
Let's ask ?s, not being reprobate like Ushe

ReadaDream:
Na offline trip boss. It was the rider that even told me.
When we got to the Airport traffic light, she said "wow I can't believe it took us 45mins to get here from my house meanwhile I spend roughly two hours on the road going home every day from VI."

Rotfl You be Sir weerey ...Allah...e be like say you don dey take Mpuri .
No follow Oga Felicity argue, since we all dey winter aside Uche...we all go go carry ourselves go register for DL for Unilag for Physics Dept or any Engr dept, go do practicals or make we go MM2 like that weerey mechanic that test drive a FAAN officer Car on Tarmac, facing Airplane which was about to descend
The likes of Pocohantis go wave the flag on a bikini