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ThatNiccur:
Most def, man has either been sold a lie or he's simply fantasizing.

Na so frustration and depression go come set in, we go read for fp say person commit s#!(!63 due to business plan gone wrong, not knowing he had the wrong business plan.

It's pertinent to have a deep practical knowledge of any business that involves such huge capital.

Not to talk about how misleading this info would be for potential investors, who genuinely want to go into the business.

Business is getting saturated everyday, app companies keep increasing their commission.

These days, it is more about experience and satisfaction (having a "realistic" daily Target and sticking to it), which would most definitely help you maintain consistency, until you feel you've garnered enough and it's time to move onto something else.

This business plan is unrealistic and DOA.

When I came across the write up, I smiled and Immediately, memories about Nairaland Rideshare State actors came to my mind, and I was like "what the hell"...
He might be one of them that sells these fantasies to unsuspecting investors.
I feel upset when humans are being unrealistic about life issues, especially the ones pertaining to income and investment.
The guy in question, was acting "surely" and %100 certain about his flawed Business model.
I was like, if it was easy - you think say Banks & finance houses go never chook head...
Abeg! Make una dey take am easy dey push these lies, small small...

donbrowser:
Nothing go carry me enter amuwo odofin again for my life

Say wetin happen...you go sandwich yourself for middle of container

.....Is the model below True?

......has it ever being the "Truth"?

.......If your Answer was Yes, let us all continue to push the Narrative and ensure people get out of Trenches, but if on the contrary...please, let's Dead it...People are getting misinformed out there and it is not right.

gevans:
Should I invite the Police

Its a phenomenon. Don't waste your money, inviting the Police. Its a waste of time&money.

silverkings:
You're on point. After reading her story I checked her profile and saw no dm... I laughed

So, her profile truly reads "No DM"?.... This is nothing but Pure Arrogance, nothing more. A feeling of Superiority. Na why she dey await for obodo oyibo returnee. The OP needs therapy quickly

tayo60:
Since you have been communicating well with him before his arrival, you should have continue with that character, even after your date. Someone that already knows you're into him, and maybe has been seen you as a great lady, u now decided to ignore his chats for two days, meanwhile, he may be seen your status online or your last seen anytime he checked to see if you have replied him. He may think you are in a relationship with someone already, but just wanted to play him. If he calls you back,fine and if he doesn't, move on. U have just learned a life lesson in a hard way.

Your submission is well structured. Short,meaningful & precise. Simple...

Quick one comrade, Lagos - Ijebu Ode (ejinrin road) , barring all circumstances what is the time/duration of travel, how good/motorable is the road network any pitfalls to be wary off?

Abeg Glinthorix i wan borrow 1 respect 4ur hand, I go return am...

Much respect!

Germi9:
Yes i met her in a car she was going to Owerri i was going to PH but she is a native of Maiduguri

Oh...I seeeeeee... Nice one baba

Germi9:
So i lodged in a hotel in Benin City,controlled one Hausa girl from Maiduguri ,the moment we checked in ,this girl period start,meanwhile for the other room na so one guy and him babe dey knack, the babe dey shout please daddy dont kill me, chaii !! I say which kind wahala be dis na!!! Who send me control dis girl come from Maiduguri ..las las i drive the girl cos my hotel money dey waste

"So I lodged in an hotel in Benin city. I controlled one Hausa girl, who is an indigene/native of Maiduguri"

Baba...u no fit call girl from Maiduguri come Benin, na 5 days trip be that, for road.

Back2Daura:
I am a PhD student age 39 single and searching have been choosy and waiting on the Lord. Kindly dm me. I am interested

You're a PhD candidate not a student...

Felimax:
Some men just lack sense. Hear yourself. So if that is your sister that is how you will walk to the morgue to go and carry her? Nor worry, dey there dey smart. Your head go soon correct by the time we finish with you.

I have one simple advise for you. Hurry now to the family with either your dad or the eldest man in your family or anybody that can stand in that regard, go with some cash and schnapps.

Take this time now as a matter of urgency to go inform the family officially of the latest about their daughter most especially if this is happening around Delta State.

If you like do, you like refuse.

That guy get strong coconut head ó, those strong coconut wey u go use cutlass knack several times before e break.
He won't heed to this warning, but I forsee they might likely eat his meat gradually, till he trabaye into eternal glory

lexy20I4:
Put the kid on lease.

Weerey lèléyí ò ...come to think of it, not a bad idea...

Felicity0001:
Abeg give 5k for pizza biko

(With my 2 fingers in the Air )
Baba! Baba!!...U be Chairmo now.... U ripe pass this one now, we sabi you for street now, person wey no know you - No sabi person...for this Lasgidi.... #Gbefun...#sureperson .
The only Benz on e-hailing street...twalle

Barbiturate:
Thanks bro.

If 5k no too small, pls send me ur aza via pm, make u buy pizza n soft drink for Easter

(In chief Zebudaya voice)
Odogwu- Barbie....you too much.... The thing wey sweet my belle about this philanthropic gesture is not the money itself, but the Assurance wey I get on topu you say - "you too sure"...

Just similar assurance I placed on Oga Felicity, him promise me say him go beer me for rhapsody, though he is yet to fulfill his promise due to some intrinsic APC characteristic tendencies he possesses & many hoodlumic activities he engages in , trying to sensitize both Crazy riders&drivers on this E-hailing street hustle...making it a better place for all, but I believe him go still do am... E fit kon upgrade am from Rhapsody to Casper&Gabinni as the Spirit leadeth him

In all thanks Barbie.... Gracias

obinoral1179:
what causes the Altercation?

Felicity, abeg we still get that Chilled Heineken for fridge? Abeg, give this man... He asked a salient ?

Glithronix:
Boss, I regret ever stepping on the LI.
Na one order carry me go there. Rider ordered me from Anthony village to deliver something on Igbosere Road, Lagos Island.
Omoh, my eyes see shege today. I come go online on driver app. Na my mistake be that. Orders wey come in, traffic no lemme reach any rider PUP at all. Even my driver scores dropped 3 times.
I quickly go offline come face traffic say I need to get out of here to mainland.
Spent almost 3 hours within that area. One agbero even want fight me say I no allow dem enter in front of me.
I just dey look say I no get your time, na how I go take land for Mainland be my prayer now.
I don't think I will stop on the Lagos Island again. My eyes see pepper today no be small.
If you dey Lagos Island, abeg no go online, you go regret it. No wonder anytime I check driver app, that axis always carry tomato paste.
Much respect, boss.

Is all part of the experience bro. Thank your stars say those rag-tags - fierce - No mercy looking CBD officers no waylay you. You for hear wetin Fela called "Pansa- Pansa".... But all the same, its still necessary for you to be conversant with that "lungu"...so, I'll advice you go on trips mostly on weekends(Saturday & Sunday) to that Area, for now.
so you go fit dey familiar with the routes... Its necessary...

Mind you, for lasgidi, don't be decieved..No how you go still chop am, you no fit escape am 'cos the city thrives on a " Dog - eat - Dogs " syndrome

obinoral1179:
Please where is Barbiturate?

I miss barbie dieeeeeee...he speaks truth to power
I'm cock sure Barbie is doing well, maybe he has diversified because the hussle could be tiring...

Guyman02:
What happened to Ukraine news, are the mods tired of i

We never settle our problem finish for wee country, u dey run go Ukraine

Blackbishop:
Bro I was expecting a feed back to give you idea of what I bought for a similar engine but you no get time.

A new crankshaft should go for 50 to 70k depending if the formal one was so bad it can't be taken to a turner.

Main bearing and metal confirm - 35k
What about the piston and connecting rod and rings?

na you go buy all these components for ladipo?

Blackbishop:
You can't avoid that. No matter how smart you are. Gbagbe

I know baba, them go chop you. The problem isn't about dem "chopping you" , rather getting a competent mechanic, who is sure of his craft, who can get the job done in real time. At times, I do cut mechanics some slacks, largely because there ideas are limited and insincerity of the auto part sellers...everything is intertwined baba... Na God fit save person from hands of those stakeholders in Auto share

eyinola:
going on Monday, my mecho say make i hold 150+ I just dey depressed since e happen over 200K go entre that engine laidis

As wear to gawd!!!...+ or - N200k go go down in to procurement,but ensure the mechanic has at least %20 - %25 fear of God, so he won't connive with those guyz @ ladipo...
What's the make of your Car?

Felicity0001:
This your own experience is funny I swear. That ajah enh na mad people from drug addiction just full there the LASG needs to do something about those korope guys and Keke boys 90% of them are criminals.

What readream experience also happened in my presence last night at agungi... The guy was with a Hilux van... Omo all those aboki almost burnt his car na so guy man japa me I just clear from road b4 he hit my car o I can't shout.

when things like this happens one just need to use h/h head.

Who could have imagined such a thing can happen as early as 9am

Aboki wey no get fixed address, no form of identification, mostly economic migrants and highly impoverished. Aboki, who probably just rose through the ranks of selling fruits & veggies to riding okada.
God forbid, if they did end up burning your vehicle or engage in civil disturbances. I can bet it, you won't get to apprehend the Culprit làáyè...even NPF won't do anything...

The best thing NPF would try and do (note: provided you're a notable personality) is they'll try and look for the head of their clan around that area, since they live in clusters. God help you, if that one no go talk say "Amodu don enter the next available truck, tey pass ajah...enter ijebu ode muje enter kafanchan"

All go be your loss, and NPF go dey use you dey chop, claiming there on top of the matter.
So, when dealing with a Man who has nothing to lose, you have to apply utmost intelligence.

peeps4u:
Arteta has made me lose passion for football again.

This guy needs to stop using arsenal to learn work and leave.

Oops! Are Arsenal Faithfuls still in existence on Surface of this Earth...that's weird though..lol

eyinola:
thank uu, all the engines we saw today the least na 400K..make i just buy the parts needed for my own and rework it

Guy! Wetin dey xup...have you gone to Ladipo to purchase those parts? if yes, let me have a rough idea of the current prices of those parts. The over the rooftop exchange rate hasn't been favoring importers, coupled with importation of substandard car parts from China & Vietnam...
God is watching....

BAZ001:
Kanuisagoat u too ?

Dis ur Try me... just try me ?

I never see u vex be4 ooh

E be like say men dey get men for mind for dis thread any little opportunity Na to unleash

How dis matter take reach dis level shock me as Villarreal shock Bayern.

Johnnybegood12 My hand no dey dis one ooh.

Goat kanu don unleash d radical part of him


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BAZOO1...walai, if there's anything I wished you left behind, na your phone...walai ... Only God knows where u bin dey c all these memes... U know c that "brown goat" wey spin comot for yard ... Freedom!!!

Don't be in a rush, later you go know road about the exportation stuff, just exercise patient...everything go level...

Glithronix:
I've never stepped on the island/Lekki environ since I joined the pilot race.
Mainland riders self no gree make I drive go island.
I want cruise the island but I no know why mainland riders dey draw me back.

Go to yaba, Somolu, surulere, Aguda.. U go see direct flight go V.I, chevron , osapa... Ensure the sholly pay u shá ò...

Na lie go kee u with this ur story..... Who goes attacking a Snake with a mopping stick
I no dey fear snakes...lailai...but snake get level ó, anything aside those green snake and common black snakes, which often inactive during the day...omo! Count me out...

'Cos I don watch "snake in city " taaya...I don learn...the first question he ask is..the color , then the length.., so u go fit know wetin u wan battle with

Y1nka:
A friend had an accident with his corolla.

Was bought tokunbo last month, but now Badly damaged.

Plans are ongoing to sell parts.

Fully Working parts are.

1- Engine

2- Evaporator

3- Condenser

4- Driver and passenger seats

5- Rear lights Right side.


And few others.

Here is before and after pic

Damn!!! ......Could this fatal accident be consequence of an overspeed? Abeg, make una dey take am easy ó

Glithronix:
And secondly, bosses, how does bolt pay a driver the bonus he won?
Where does the bonus go to?
I won a bonus of 1.8k yesterday and I don't even understand how I will get the bonus.

BAZOO over to you how we fit truly see this money in our pocket. A newbie has seen his bonus on screen but kept wondering, How? drop one meme abeg, make we know whether we go truly see the money...lmao

NiceMen:
It is not the end of the road...

What this means is that you didn't play your card right to arouse her attraction towards you..You have done a few things like being too nice to her, probably giving her unsolicited gift (red flag) unsolicited text (red flag), unsolicited money (red flag)

If you want a woman, do not give unsolicited stuff... It is because you didn't give her an opportunity to at least FIGHT for your presence, that is why she said "I appreciate you"

Telling you "I appreciate you" look like a compliment on the surface but bro, it is a demeaning term if you know how women word their statement. It also showed that you have been giving her things freely...

A woman turning you down is based on one thing and one thing alone: How you present yourself to her"

However, it does not mean you can't get this very girl later on sha... You can but you just have to change your approach. or it might just happen that you will stop seeing her as less attractive later on. It happens.

Sir, I'll forward the list of 4 interns to you so you'll help us mentor them. I realized we are raising a lot of weaklings as boyz nowadays, and it'll be disastrous if they carried this feebleness into maturity.

Since you claim to be 21 years of age, how old is the poor girl in question?

eyinola:
police still dey hold u? I don't even want bolt to lift the curfew anyway trip wey person dey run 800- 1K on indriver now dem go spoil tinz 600 still Comot 25%, the least i do from cubana isaac john to rumors oduduwa way is 800 that trip will be 600 on bolt

Please!Please!!Please!!! abeg don't bring up this price issue again. We've gone past this stage. Besides, Ushe won't be happy about this your assumption else you risk being blocked