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VaselineCrew:
Merry Christmas to all the pilots today

Remember to check your oil ooo, mine has been short and I didn’t even know.

Meanwhile I see now why people pay bolt ahead of time, I sent them money today but they haven’t processed it, hmmm, I hope I don’t get blocked ooo

Roon9:
Bros e no easy once you are in o
Gf & wife get difference o
Besides outside girls get better chlamydia and gonno oooo

Tokskob2008:
Over speeding cos the roads are very free is what leads to this...

Glithronix:
You men are really doing well in here.
For the past 1 month I've been viewing this thread as a "guest" and decided to create a profile last week, I've learnt a lot from all of you.
Found this platform through Google when I was searching to educate myself about Bolt/Uber operations (as an aspiring Uberian/Boltarian ), and I must say, you men here have really educated me UNAWARE.
As they say; education is never finite. I'm still here with you bosses to learn more and more till I'm set to join you guys in the hustle & bustle.
Hmmmmm, una no go kuku vex say another cone head is joining you soon in the field, guy man just want double him hustle as per say na wetin things require be that.
God no go shame us.
I greet all the men them in the house.

Nifemi2020:
Oga Stephenponti I will give you five bottles of beer for Christmas anytime you enter ADEKUNLE abeg let me know. You are doing well

Kellzzyy:
Correct man.
Don't mind all these pathetic men here who will stoop so low to beg for sex.
The very thought of it is even disgusting.

Roon9:
Dem just turn me down this night o
I miss yarn for car earlier

Kellzzyy:
Its only a bastatd bloody useless stupid and foolish simp of a man that'll beg his wife fur sex.
Over my dead body.
I rather die.
Of course I no go die.. But that'll be the end of the marriage.
God forbid. Spits

mabeni:
How long does it take bolt to review trip?
I carried a rider on 1.9 surge from Ikosi Ketu
to ologolo, Lekki yesterday (it was a card trip ). We spent 3hrs to get to destination. Trip was 11200 but Bolt has been reviewing it for over 30hrs. I have been mailing bolt bot they refused replying to me and rider is not taking my calls too.
What should I do?
Thanks

If all ehailing drivers close by 7pm who will move Lagos till d next morning?[

BAZ001:
A request on 1.9 was tempting me to isheri Idimu but I rebuked d devil in dt request.
How will I go to igando or abule egba, Iyana ipaja , akute and all outskirts when everywhere is red.

I will do half day tomorrow too and close till 27th I’m done pursuing 1MILLION when my mates are lounging, kill goats and chickens merrying and inviting for party’s.

I will be selfish with time ; I will party now and work later

YeyeGbami:
Na since morning, [b]the igando[/b]traffic wey i enter today nasty.

FalseProphet1:
This Christmas will be the worst for many Nigerian girls.

This I have seen.

Emeskhalifa:
Why una no share this update since

Felicity0001:
No na Trinity, mechanic village, Apapa I go and on my way back I decided to put on my app to do some few trips b4 I go home na him Onome request oh. Both request came in just within 2seconds interval, first on Uber then Bolt.

She called with that pity, calm and like a crying voice asking where I was told her I was on a stand still traffic b4 mile2 bridge and assured her I was coming... She was going to agungi.

Bolt was on 1.3x while uber was without surge.

It was after the call I decided to check details and then observed it the same person and sane number on both apps. I quickly snap it for record purpose.

After a min she called back...
Hello pls sb wants to talk to u.
Okay give the person the phone.
A guy's voice cane through. Chairman I'm a bolt driver as well my car just went off... Just be on the service lane because she has a bag.

I tried to see what I can assist him with remotely but his car is a Nissan and I don't have any knowledge so I told him I was coming once the traffic cleared off.

Fast forward, almost, 30min no movement at all I was still at the same spot and my phone was getting hotter and acting up so I'd to switch it off like 2min. B4 I could turned it back up Onome my love cancelled on Bolt.
You know most of them still believe Uber still charge for cancellation so she left Uber. This was after she noticed it's the same driver she is expecting so she probably want to try another on Bolt but since I turn my off phone she I didn't get her request again.

Immidiately after the traffic just suddenly disappeared and I flashed her and she called back.

Me: you request both uber and bolt and you expect me to come and pick you after cancelling on the other right?

She: no ooo I didn't request two ooh it's only uber I did

Me: (in my mind You're still lieing even in ur stranded situation) okay u request only on Uber abi? So when I get there and the other driver will be stranded or I will be stranded right? Sorry I'm not coming again look for a way out yourself.
She hanged up na so me I face oshodi straight.

Felicity0001:
Now Onome requested both on Uber and Bolt what do you guys suggest i do to her.

Me I go collect money on both apps ooh no be tell her to request with both apps.

Felicity0001:
We need to initiate you into our hoodlum group to become a hoodlum rider

Next time just cancel Immidiately you see him then reorder again but note, you maybe be unlucky oh especially if the 1st request was surge free so price may be higher if you request again... You may also be lucky as well tye price may drop. You'll get him since he's closest to you

On the aspect of "where are You" question.

That was how one id.iot requested andbthe first quest was
"Oga where are you?" I was then wondering weather bolt has added "Oga" to the phrasal question?! I didn't even answer her till she called.

Another thing that annoys me, why is it that most of you riders will request and won't call instead will be texting, do you expectbthe driver to be replying to text while driving?

You have data which can as well serve to call if you don't have airtime but most will prefer to chat you u... I don't even bother reading it.

KingDamzzy:
Surprised this OP thinks people don't listen to radio anymore. Radio is the most widely accessible form of mass communication in Nigeria.

I have been a radio enthusiast for 12 years and i can confidently say that i have learnt more from radio than any other medium.

I shuttle from Lagos Talks 91.3 to Inspiration Fm 97.3 to Nigeria Info 99.3 to Classic Fm 97.3 to Smooth 98.1 and The Beat 99.9. Recently discovered 88.5 UFM some months ago and they have been excellent with music, talk shows, hilarious presenters and rewarding game shows.

Radio and Shazam is a perfect combination. You get to discover new songs everyday.

I love Radio.

chatinent:
But I don't understand why people keep multiple sex partners other than one wife.


And the annoying thing is that na only those who dey cheat on their wives who go wan die if they hear their wife cheated once on them.

DavidHarry:
High body count for men is advantageous. However the purpose is not entirely sex but rather the bliss of having a pool of options from a number of girls

caylakays:
Lol......most men keep multiple sexual partners before they marry and still nothing of such happens....
Low sperm count? Omo....stop spewing thrash

Allahismad:
Seriously[b] I love El rufai and his methods, he is one of the detribalized politicians [/b]that Í know. If he were to contest I'd vote for him if there is no credible Igbo coming out for president. All I want is someone who is credible and that will work for all not people who are dumb and daft. The Igbo person I'll vote over El rufai is peter obi cos he is business minded and will work on our economy.
I wish both of them can team up I swear.

SadiqBabaSani:
Keep my conments, El rufai is Dangerous

noegenesis:
Nawaoo

Alamkir:
Thats how Fulani ppl greet....... If u have any Fulani ppl around u watch dem. They will kneel for long b4 standing up

naikeboy:
That's how they great there elders na is there culture

Frigga13:
Humble imp..

Like Alora .. he begs and kill.

El Rufia is Nigeria most dangerous politicians ..

Hated with same love.

BAZ001:
Comrade why now

73O9:
All these your excuses no follow at all.
I believe you must have read it here that the foreigners are always outside waiting for the driver without asking silly questions like, "where are you", "what car do you drive", "what is the colour of your car".
You will see them flag you down immediately you get to their location just because they already followed you through their app.
When easily spotted foreigner names (chinco) pop up as a request, it's 100% certain that the drivers won't expect those questions.

MrReeseG:
I don't know why this question bothers y'all though.
It's not gonna take anything outta you to answer it...
I mean, I've had cases where I didn't bother the driver with questions or calls and went on doing other things expecting to hear the "driver has arrived" beep in a short while.... 5 minutes rolled into 10 and 10 into 20... Checked the app and this one had cancelled on me.
Another time, a driver rolled up in a completely different car and called me... Asked why, he said "bolt has not changed this thing? I've gone to update at the office, I don't know why it hasn't updated".
Even on the chat interface in app... The "where are you" question is pre-loaded there.


Another reason I'd ask where the driver is; I don't want you to stress... I'm asking so I can come meet you and we start our trip.
E.G I order a ride from my house (it's on Adebimpe Street, Kosofe).... You're on the stretch of road facing the direction we are headed (ketu) already and for you to come to where I'm at, you'd have to go make a u turn at Ketu, then another back at mile 12... Haven't you ever thought I'm asking because I want to save you the stress of having to go turn?


Una too attack riders abeg....

Whitemanyu:
A sitting US President once led an insurrection against his own country, FBI /CIA conspired to kill julian assange in the UK if he was ever allowed to leave for another country, Putin and Mohammed bin salman have both sent killer squads to eliminate their enemies in other countries, etc. Funny how we don't see BBC documentaries about these murderous elements who occupy important positions on the world stage.