₦airaland Forum

CyrusTheGreat:
Jujus won't do anything. Juju magic is not real.

You ready for a trial?

frenzydilz:
How many youths come dey the state? They kill and destroy for years. Then they retire, drop one of their old guns and get paid

Maybe there's a cultist in every family

syndrum:
She is just one of those looking for momentary recognition and minute fame...don't worry, we don recognize you by the size of your brain....so deliciously small

Which attention? Timaya posted for people to read and comment and she commented so what's the noise about?

Do you expect everybody to become a zombie and sing him praises?

I don't trust your source

overall90:
600million spent on the committee within 18mnths

You can imagine.


And some people have been programmed to believe that this government is not wasteful like the previous one.

600 million gone just like that.

Your source?

Chigboboss:
You call your comparison of Ndigbo's military preparedness with the U.S and Allied forces (with their military capacity) a "superior argument"?

...and its with this your brand of logic that you wanted to " stimulate my thinking abilities"? Are you okay bro?

Lol the jokes now write themselves on this forum. I'd rather "chicken-out' than risk deflating my IQ with that line of argument. Ciao!

Is there any strong evidence to prove that the cow was actually named Buhari? The report I read said allegedly and I know what that word means

Oluwasaeon:
Lol are we not ?

Technically, the tomorrow is now and Buhari is still the leader.

That we're leaders of tomorrow

The pretty young teacher enters the classroom to find “I’ve got the biggest dick in the school” written on the blackboard.

The teacher says, “Alright, who did that?”

Little Johnny immediately put his hand up. “Me, Miss,” he said.

“Right, I want to see you after class”, says the teacher.

Johnny turns to his mate and says, “Who said advertising doesn’t pay?”

Osama-bin-Laden had traveled several weeks in the desert with his trusty camel. The camel had been his sole companion for years but eventually, time had slowed the poor beast down.

Laden was considering getting a new camel when he saw a sign outside of a store:

WE MAKE YOUR CAMELS TRAVEL FASTER. GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK!

He looks at his camel and decides to give it a shot. He goes in the store with his camel and the vendor asks him,” What can I do for you?”

“Well, friend” Laden replies, “I noticed your sign and I’m interested in your help. You see my camel’s been slowing down a bit and I don’t really want to trade him in for a new one.”

The vendor says, “That won’t be necessary here. We make your camels run faster. It’s guaranteed.”

"OK Let’s do it.”

The vendor says, “Please pull your camel over this way onto the platform.”

While Osama is steadying his camel onto the platform, the vendor disappears into another room and returns with two large bricks.

“Stand back,” he cautions Laden.

The vendor goes behind the camel with bricks in hand, and smashes the camel’s balls. The camel runs out of the place like a bat out of hell.

“Wow!,” says Osama, “That’s the fastest I’ve seen him run in years! But how am I going to reach him now?”

The vendor says with a smile, “Please step onto the platform, sir.”

Nigeria Vice President Osibanjo, Nigerian actor John Okafor, Nigerian actress Rita Dominic and Nigeria Musician Yemi Alade were traveling in a train.

The train went through a tunnel so it got completely dark. Suddenly there was a kissing sound and then a slap.

The train came out of the tunnel. The women and John Okafor were sitting there looking perplexed.

Osibanjo was bent over holding his face, which was red from an apparent slap. All of them remained diplomatic and nobody said anything.

Yemi Alade said to herself:
"These Men are all crazy after Rita Dominic. Osinbajo must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."

Rita Dominic was thinking:
"Osinbajo must have tried to kiss me but kissed Yemi instead and got slapped."

Osinbajo was thinking:
"Damn it. John Okafor must have tried to kiss Rita Dominic. She might have thought it was me so she slapped me."

John Okafor was thinking:
"If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Osibanjo again"

Let nobody stone Buhari ooo. Karma should be allowed to finish what it has started.

Why is this woman not in jail?

You will soon be raped anally in jail.

This what happens when a Kenyan marries an Ugandan

“We have been able to secure Nigeria by restructuring the economy in a manner that the nation can no longer be held hostage by just one product, oil. The change that has come is one that has made agriculture attractive, viable and creating millionaires from it.

‘’The change that we have achieved through the sterling and incorruptible leadership of President Buhari has launched Nigeria into a comity of nations that is taken seriously.

Are you mad?

It's actually not our business

Why is it that expensive?

ignis:
Are you supporting women assault? Why hit a woman? I repeat, no reasonable man beat his woman.

Because women are incapable of starting a fight? No reasonable man hits a woman, I agree(temporarily) but on your free time ask an aged person(preferably a woman) in your hood how reasonable women treat men and come back to tell me if a sane man will have cause to lift his hand on such woman.

I don't support assault on anybody, you women are indirectly singling out men folks for attack.

No man hits "a defenseless" person. Attack me like a man and I will forget that you have breasts and beat you senseless. No gentleman in the grave.

The more we post what we should/shouldn't tolerate in a relationship, the more dating and marriage sucks.

No vex bro but pray tell.


Which company is she advertising their paint at pics below

He wan commot him neck oo

ignis:
Any man that lays his dirty hand on a lady is a coward.

A very idiotic comment.



Don't give a man a reason to hit you, your life is precious. You can call him a coward hundred times a day but you're the one with a broken skull.

blackberlin:
Well, this forum is owned by a Yoruba with a One Nigeria, hence the name Nairaland.

If you lots want to discuss privately on how to spill the blood of innocent Igbo people the 2nd time and don't want yorubas to contribute, I suggest that ur albino king Nnamdi Kanu create a Biafraland or BiaBia forum where you can strategize on how to end up in mass graves.

To think i was quoting a one Nigerianist.


Apologies for the mistake, it will never happen again

smartty68:
Xoaomi didn't make the list why

The OP was bias. Xiaomi should be in the list, Google pixel is also supposed to be in the list.




I think he didn't research well

Which hell?

blackberlin:
If you follow my posts, I hardly comment on any tribal issue. But the rate at which the pro-biafrans insult Yorubas and the Acting President nowadays is uncalled for. They make it seem like Yoruba is the reason why some of them can't have an erection on their matrimonial beds.

Maybe the insult will stop if Yorubas should mind their business like other tribes. Go to any IPOB relating thread and you will see that the first ten comments are usually from Yorubas.


A good example is this very one. The post is about IPOB and you're the first to comment. You also ended your post with Mad people (translated)

Let me clear you on one thing, the attack on VP was an attack on A ONE NIGERIAN, Okorocha and Ngige gets attacked even though they're Igbos.

The camera guy was busy snapping grass instead of snake

She's beautiful and wonderfully packaged

It's because you're a slay queen