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Romance › Re: How Much Should A Guy Budget For A First Date With An Average Nigerian Girl? by Kondomatic(m): 6:28pm On Jun 02, 2017
Berbierklaus:
I know you don't want to spend money at all grin
Stingy man angry
Here's a break down of my budget for our first date.

Tfare to where you will drop. N100.

Bike wey go carry us N70

N50 pure water.

2 roasted corn. N50 each.

6 pears. N20 each.

Tfare back to the park N70

Back to my house N100


TOTAL N610


Still expensive.
Romance › Re: Share The Amount You Spend In A Day by Kondomatic(m): 6:21pm On Jun 02, 2017
You spend 2k on food every day?? Are you a camel? Don't you cook?
Romance › Re: How Much Should A Guy Budget For A First Date With An Average Nigerian Girl? by Kondomatic(m): 6:18pm On Jun 02, 2017
Berbierklaus:
It depends on the guy's pocket,you know yourself and your pocket,in fact 2k could be enough depending on where you intend taking her and even your location,sometimes you only have to have a means of transportation as you might not have to spend any money at all.

Where I stay even 1k is enough to go on date and have a nice time with a girl,so all these factors should be considered.

Its only advice able not to try to over impress a girl on first date because you breed a wrong impression
Too expensive over there
Politics › Re: Police Rates Ekiti As State With Lowest Crime Rate In Nigeria by Kondomatic(m): 9:41pm On Jun 01, 2017
Congrats to them.



The guy that just denounced Biafra should relocate his shop to Ekiti state
Family › Re: Need Advice Before Entering Marriage by Kondomatic(m): 9:39pm On Jun 01, 2017
You're not yet ready for marriage
Politics › Re: There’s A Gang-up To Kill South-east Commission Bill – Deputy Minority Leader by Kondomatic(m): 9:38pm On Jun 01, 2017
Make Tuesday come first
Romance › Re: Should I Still Marry Her After This Confession? by Kondomatic(m): 9:35pm On Jun 01, 2017
BlackDBagba:
Never tell a guy any secret!!!

We will ALWAYS use it against you. undecided

Bros, that chic opened up to you. Count yourself lucky. Most are living with prostitutes. Who confesses until they are caught in the act ?
Every generalization is false including this one
Romance › Re: In A Relationship Is It Ok To Hit A Woman If…….? by Kondomatic(m): 9:20pm On Jun 01, 2017
beautiful232:
No matter what a woman does,it's so wrong to hit her,instead walk away pls
Yea. Even she is attacking me with kitchen knife.




Stupid comment



Attack me like a man and you will get this

Celebrities › Re: Tallest Women Who Ever Lived (PHOTOS) by Kondomatic(m): 7:05pm On Jun 01, 2017
They're the real Tallesty not me.
Education › Re: JAMB Change Of Institution In Ikoyi, Lagos Gone Wild (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 6:20pm On Jun 01, 2017
Bad news everywhere.
Education › Re: 2 Ugandan Students Wore Revealing Clothes To An Event - University Summons Them by Kondomatic(m): 12:07pm On Jun 01, 2017
I think all those people that were attacking Angel196 because she said that indecent dressing commands disrespect should go and represent these ladies before the panel.


People like Maxi112 and Dimples182.


You guys should go and explain to the panel that what matters is their inside not their dressing.
Romance › Re: Throwback: Virgins Of Egbaland In 1893 by Kondomatic(m):
Virgin doesn't always mean someone who haven't had sex.

Charlieswhite:
Bros abeg on light



I no understand u
leobrownish:
yeeeeeeee!!! This one also weak me!

Then define virgin in ya own philosophy.
sekxy:
please explain
muminatmustapha:
so who is a virgin?
joenor:
abeg share your tot of who be virginhuh
farem:
Which dictionary are you using?

I am sure you are using Disillusioned Dictionary 1st Ed. 2017 ©
Farem...... Be guided.




Lols, first of all we have to know the word they translated to virgin to be able understand what it means in this context.

But for what it may worth, a virgin is not only someone who hasn't had sex, as in a woman with her hymen intact or a guy who hasn't penetrated a woman's Vjay.


Our generation is just so perverted, if I say that a guy is gay you will think he gives backshots and hunts for shits in another guy's shithole but that's not only meaning of gay.
It's our sexy imagination at work.

A virgin can mean an unmarried girl or woman, whether she has had sex or not. A virgin is somenone has not done something for the first time.

It could be alcohol, marriage, driving, oral or anal sex etc.


noun
1.
a person who has never had sexual intercourse.
2.
an unmarried girl or woman.
3.
Ecclesiastical. an unmarried, religious woman,
especially a saint.
Dictionary.com
Politics › Re: BOMBSHELL: Igbos Are Marginalising Igbos - Ohaneze Ndigbo President Blasts by Kondomatic(m): 7:23am On Jun 01, 2017
ApolitiCal:
True talk.. Igbos with flat brain will not see that. It's PMB they will be blaming for their failure and envy yorubas who are busy developing their land. Stupid people.
Why do you want this stupid people in your country?
Politics › Re: Igbos Should Forget About Biafra And Question Their Leaders- Ayodele Adio by Kondomatic(m): 7:21am On Jun 01, 2017
Everybody wants to form opinion on Igbo matter.
Politics › Re: See This Funny Poster Featuring Governor Bello Masari by Kondomatic(m): 6:58am On Jun 01, 2017
ApolitiCal:
[/s]Typo or printing error there [s]

This is beyond typo error ooo. If all the tribes in Nigeria can give education a priority the way yoruba does the level of illiteracy will reduce.
Not again
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Jesus Have A God ? by Kondomatic(m): 6:55am On Jun 01, 2017
Jesus is the Son of God
Business › Re: How To Secure Your Digital Banking Transactions by Kondomatic(m): 6:53am On Jun 01, 2017
AroOkigbo:
If not for funny reasons (such as snake or Tonto not mentioned in this article), something like this should hit the front page without much ado.
Mods, where are you?
@emboldened, you've entered the correct password. Next step is to enter massive boobs and expose cleavage as second step verification and lalasticlala will move it Front Page.
Celebrities › Re: Actress Anita Joseph Received Spiritual Vision About The Twins Pregnancy by Kondomatic(m): 6:48am On Jun 01, 2017
She will soon open a church for those looking for the fruit of the womb

Politics › Re: Why Do Northerners Have More Disabled People In Nigeria? by Kondomatic(m): 6:45am On Jun 01, 2017
oismail:
But me never see mad Hausa before abi dem no dey mad ni
People that kill people for preaching near a mosque are they not mad?
Politics › Re: Why Do Northerners Have More Disabled People In Nigeria? by Kondomatic(m): 6:43am On Jun 01, 2017
Nbote:
Polio is endemic in d region and its even made worse by their refusal to get immunized as a result of misinformation by their religious leaders most especially... They make dem believe immunization is evil and haram. I remember how some of dem had to first b bribed with provisions before dey allow health workers immunize their children during my service year in Jigawa.
This is madness.
Education › Re: Meet Pretty UNN Student Who Helps The Mother To Roast Yam by Kondomatic(m): 6:16am On Jun 01, 2017
Most students are good at home, even the slay queens are good at home. The demon that posses them lives and operates in campus
Politics › Re: FG Uncovers Massive Fraud In N’delta Ministry Projects by Kondomatic(m): 6:00am On Jun 01, 2017
Federal Government itself is fraud
Romance › Re: 8 Signs A Marriage Won’t Last, According To Divorce Lawyers by Kondomatic(m): 5:56am On Jun 01, 2017
Marriage don't last these days because we marry for wrong reasons.
Romance › Re: Some Women Are The Reason Guys Disrespect Them by Kondomatic(m): 9:50pm On May 31, 2017
Dimples182:
Her body is none of your damn business! You can not say that she deserves to be hurt and cheated because she dressed differently. Get off your high horse and STFU. Men are attacking us and you jump on board and condone women being mistreated because of what they wear. You self righteous bigot! You promote the rape culture. What you are saying is if women dont do as they are told or expected to do then they deserve to be mistreated. You think women who don't wear mini skirts and dresses don't get dumped and heartbroken? I won't reply you again because I can't reason with morons!
You're the slowpoke actually, you just don't have anybody to tell you.

There's a repercussion for every action you take, when I see a man dressed in rags, I will assume he's mad. If I see guy on boxers walking a busy street, the first impression is that he's mad or high on Ibadan weed. Our mode of dressing matters and we are addressed by the way we dress

There's what we regard as the dressing of a LovePeddler and any woman clad in it is first perceived as prostitute regardless of what she's inside.

The world is becoming morally bankrupt because of morally debased individuals who are bent on turning taboos to norm in the name of civilization. I feel sad living in this generation of weak people where everything has to be toned down because it's offensive, including the truth.

The OP is saying the obvious truth, dressing may not always make us but they influence public perception of us. If you want to go nude then go nude where nudity is allowed not on the streets.


Your dress code is a window into your subconscious. You're free to go Unclad but you're not free to force the world to respect you.
Politics › Re: Will Igbos Be Deported From Nigeria If Biafra Is Declared? by Kondomatic(m): 9:22pm On May 31, 2017
pazienza:
On point!
I like that your grandmother quote, saving it for the future.
Please where are you from?
Enugu State.



Good evening
Politics › Re: Will Igbos Be Deported From Nigeria If Biafra Is Declared? by Kondomatic(m): 5:33pm On May 31, 2017
This is funny. A people said that they do not want to be one with you again and you're worried about what will happen to them when they leave? Is this love or possessiveness? Sounds like what a possessive and abusive husband will do.

If you love them that much then why give them reason to leave?

My grandmother used to say that whoever is chasing something is also running past something. Igbos will lose so many things when they get Biafra, that's sure but they have been losing since I was born. Shops being burnt for the world's stupidest reason, losing lives etc so it's not new to them.

Once Biafra is declared, North will become a hot zone for all Igbos, it has always been but it will be multiplied by 100 this time. All Igbos in the North are heading East, this too is not new because they all headed East in 2015 during presidential election.

Even if the Yorubas will accommodate Igbos it will be if they get Odua too, I don't see it happening in one Nigeria(Yoruba and Hausa) but I believe what they got(their own country) is worth the loss.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Pervert Called Out By Girl On Facebook (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 1:11pm On May 31, 2017
Tracyomo:
One of the reasons I don't accept friend requests from those I don't know.
In other words you're saying that you know 100% of all your Facebook friends? If all your Facebook friends are your offline friends then what are you doing on Facebook?


Lie responsibly dear.


@OP.
The lady is an attention seeker, what happened to "block" and move on?

People and their quest for Facebook likes and comments.
Romance › Re: Read What Happened In My Compound Last Night: Very Shameful by Kondomatic(m): 12:45pm On May 31, 2017
Leaders of tomorrow and future parents.

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