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Politics › Re: Photo: Gowon Finally Accepts Son After DNA Confirmation by Kondomatic(m): 8:26am On Mar 10, 2016

KingRex1:
Lucky dude.. Good life was jst waitin for him after prison.

Pursued graduate school while in prison?? Whoa!

Naija ke way? Our prisons even try to prohibit visitors

lmao. Randy gays in naija prison won't allow u to attend lectures

Politics › Re: FRSC To Sue Late Ocholi’s Driver For Overspeeding by Kondomatic(m): 8:22am On Mar 10, 2016

bettercreature:
Cheated death? He must be prosecuted and jailed if he is still alive.We have to start doing the right thing in this country

Arresting the driver(if he's alive) is actually wrong sir.

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Crime › Re: Why We Flogged Protesting Women In Delta —army Unit Commander by Kondomatic(m): 8:19am On Mar 10, 2016

Nzepresh:
...Flogging women on peaceful protest? Abeg does this temperamental man have a wife and was he given birth to by a woman? What is really happening in this country?

What do you expect? What goes around comes around. They did to other people and we did nothing because it was none of our business, now they're doing it to us and those other people won't do nothing cause it is none of their business.

That's the problem with Nigeria and Nigerians.

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Crime › Re: Why We Flogged Protesting Women In Delta —army Unit Commander by Kondomatic(m): 8:16am On Mar 10, 2016

Lwkmd...... Armless women attempted to disarm armed soldiers. That was hilarious.

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Romance › Re: Advice Me: I Am In An Abusive Relationship And She Calls Me Weak by Kondomatic(m): 8:13am On Mar 10, 2016

You have two options. 1 is to find out what is really her problem, there is likely to be something that is disturbing her within. Find it and fix and then enroll for a "stop pissing her of management class".

2. Is to treat her like she doesn't exist when she's running her mouth. You can do that by gaming with your phone, preferably football and celebrate the goals as if you are in the stadium with them.

When her lips get tired and her blood calms, tell her that you cannot continue with the relationship because you have had enough of her rants.

Pay Your Tithe Later.

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Family › Re: What Should This Woman Do? Please Advice. by Kondomatic(op): 7:58am On Mar 10, 2016

Acidosis:
OH he had a job before marriage?

Sometimes I wonder what these ladies mean when they say a man is not serious about getting another job. How easy can a man who is probably 40 years get another job in a country where millions of fresh brains and fresh graduates with better grades are wallowing and roaming the streets?

What a world.

Abeg make dem cancel that marriage, yeye people

Exactly my point. He's too old for what she expects from him. I think the man should be in his early fifties while the lady will soon celebrate her 34th birthday but she looks forty five. I really feel for her and I still believe the man is lazy because as a former senior electrical engineer in the company he worked, I believe he can start something on his own make a living out of it.

It mustn't be a company job.

Family › Re: What Should This Woman Do? Please Advice. by Kondomatic(op): 7:51am On Mar 10, 2016

emekamn:
Forgiving? What was her offence?
If a they would not help her they are not worthy to be called "family"

Lols..... I doubt if they know the level of what she's really passing through because they're not intouch. Her family wanted her to go to school because her elder sis married early and her brothers are all into business so they wanted her to finish school at least so that they would have a graduate in their family but she refused because she was in love.

I stated in the op that they kind of disowned her after the marriage.

Romance › Re: Should Jobless Guys Go Into Relationships? by Kondomatic(m): 11:24pm On Mar 09, 2016

TheLastIdiot:
sir, can u provide us the link to that thread?

https://www.nairaland.com/2027077/top-seven-reasons-why-broke

Christianity Etc › Re: What Does God Look Like? by Kondomatic(m): 11:18pm On Mar 09, 2016

menabae:
stale

Just like those timper rims on your ear

Romance › Re: Should Jobless Guys Go Into Relationships? by Kondomatic(m): 11:15pm On Mar 09, 2016

Swissheart:
I won't talk about relationship but for marriage a guy must get something doing before getting a wife oh.. .. .God gave Daddy Adam a garden to take care of before bringing Mummy Eve, not bringing them together before searching for the garden.

Quote me only if you concur.

I once wrote on a thread on why broke guys should not date.

Politics › Re: Generating Sets Queue Up For Fuel In Ikorodu... by Kondomatic(m): 11:13pm On Mar 09, 2016

No queues here cause 'em no open

Education › Re: The Amazing "Collapsing" Structures Inside OAU (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 11:10pm On Mar 09, 2016

Video or audio record of the women's voice or uncle lie is your role model.

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Does God Look Like? by Kondomatic(m): 11:08pm On Mar 09, 2016

menabae:
Looks like me of course

With your 9:11 lips, coated with Jacob's oil paint and one > and one < breasts?

Abeg swerve.

Webmasters › Re: Amazing Photo Of The "Internet" In 1996 by Kondomatic(m): 11:05pm On Mar 09, 2016

If internet explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser then you should be brave enough to ask that girl out.

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Crime › Re: 3 Men Arrested For Gang-raping Woman While Boyfriend Watch by Kondomatic(m): 10:57pm On Mar 09, 2016

Reminds of 2013 Pentecost

Integrityfarms:
With the way ladies dress indecently most Randy men can hardly hold themselves from not ravaging them!

Forgive me bro but this is a stupid comment. Those innocent kids that these bastards rape dressed provocatively huh? They are untamed animals and I wish they will be hanged head down by their balls.

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Phones › Re: 5 Things The Samsung Galaxy S7 Can Do That The Iphone Can’t by Kondomatic(m): 10:55pm On Mar 09, 2016

I prefer Xiaomi Mi 5 Pro to the two phones.

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Romance › Re: 8 Qualities Of A Desperate Husband/boyfriend Snatcher by Kondomatic(m): 10:52pm On Mar 09, 2016

misspicy:
Actually I don't know,but I feel its a moniker that have been in brawls with me severally true or false?

A little but we're cool.

Nah one boney tall guy like that

Romance › Re: Why Short Women Are Better In Bed Than Tall Women by Kondomatic(m): 10:11pm On Mar 09, 2016

Consolation post for them short ladies............ We know the truth.

Romance › Re: Pls Caption This Photo Of A Guy Who Beat His Girl Friend by Kondomatic(m): 10:08pm On Mar 09, 2016

What did the girl do?

Romance › Re: Nairaland Is Anti Women. by Kondomatic(m): 10:04pm On Mar 09, 2016*

Stupedinluv:
Notice guys are not checking this thread cos its so true Lol...we may succeed but lets hope the mods are not assholes.

We are here madam, I am quiet because the thread is useless. You won't achieve anything with it.

You're new so you won't understand how it started. Nairaland may seem anti women(though we all know it is for fun) but it was started by women.

I could give you all the details if I want to but I don't, just know it that there was a time we felt the way you're feeling now.

There are women on here that the closest they get to having orgasm is bashing men, they are quiet now because we clamped on them so you girls can start clamping on us if you like, who knows if we might just get tired and allow you to rule.

Supremacy is like leadership, it doesn't come to you because you have two aggressive breast and a pinky vagina, you fight for it.

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Romance › Re: Won't He Or She Finds You Boring? by Kondomatic(m): 9:53pm On Mar 09, 2016

Do I really need to tell her "I love you" all the time?

I have told her once and it stays that way, if anything changes I will let her know.

Romance › Re: A Lady Posted This On Facebook. by Kondomatic(m): 9:49pm On Mar 09, 2016

So says hoes and potential hoes who don't know that they're hoes yet.

Romance › Re: 8 Qualities Of A Desperate Husband/boyfriend Snatcher by Kondomatic(m): 9:40pm On Mar 09, 2016

misspicy:

Nah smiley be the moniker?

Family › Re: What Should This Woman Do? Please Advice. by Kondomatic(op): 8:51pm On Mar 09, 2016

emekamn:
And how would that make things get any better?

She came from a rich home. His brothers according to her are successful business men so there's a possibility of getting financial help from them if they eventually forgive her.

Romance › Re: 8 Qualities Of A Desperate Husband/boyfriend Snatcher by Kondomatic(m): 8:43pm On Mar 09, 2016

misspicy:
lol I hope its not who am thinking

I don't know oo.
You can guess

Politics › Re: Why Is Everything In Nigeria All About Yoruba Igbo And Hausa? by Kondomatic(m): 8:27pm On Mar 09, 2016

Nah majority dey pack the vote

Health › Re: UNBELIEVABLE: Twins In Vietnam Found To Have Different Fathers After DNA Test by Kondomatic(m): 8:24pm On Mar 09, 2016

missingrib:
I refuse to believe...

It happens dearie.

Romance › Re: How To Approach Any Girl And Get Her Phone Number ? by Kondomatic(m): 8:21pm On Mar 09, 2016

Just walk up to her and say "Excuse me sister, I read the book of numbers yesterday from chapter one to the last chapter and realized in the end that I don't have yours"

Works most times.

Family › Re: What Should This Woman Do? Please Advice. by Kondomatic(op): 8:08pm On Mar 09, 2016

emekamn:
Go back to her parents and do what?

Ask for forgiveness and possibly stay there until things get better

Travel › Re: Photos From Accident On 3rd Mainland Bridge This Evening by Kondomatic(m): 7:51pm On Mar 09, 2016

munchi:
what's you and nd being senseless?

Translate to English please.

Romance › Re: 8 Qualities Of A Desperate Husband/boyfriend Snatcher by Kondomatic(m): 7:41pm On Mar 09, 2016

misspicy:
it would be a most desired privilege to know

lwkmd. See as she dey 4m better woman here. You 4 no dey do like diz if 2 say nah my other moniker.

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