₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
The only Nigerian woman, who is hundred percent sure of her husband's location, at every given second...is a widow..

No Nigerian man or woman is 100% sure of their spouse's location every minute. We are humans not status. Life doesn't end at the cemetery. It is everlasting.


If I talk now you will say I dey attack you but I just want you to know that many women out there know their husband's whereabouts and that there are places in Nigeria where it is an abomination for a husband to cheat on their wives. You need to travel, you need to meet people.

It might also interest you to know that there are women in Nigeria who control their husbands like they control electronics with a remote. These women do cheat but they husbands dare not.

There are also men who are faithful to women not just because they love the women but because they're responsible people with self respect so stop judging male folks with what you read online.

modaink333:
Please dear nairalanders most of us are victims to this act, is it a sin, especially when done on purpose? Do we show lack of respect to God while we fart?
Does God answer prayers during this act? Knowing we are human, how well can we avoid this if actually is bad without the interruption of the prayer?
Happy Sunday

You and who made up this "most of us"?

I guess charm is the nickname of vagina

sarrki:
Gov Ortom you have failed your , State, Party, God and humanity

You are using this security issue to divert peoples attention

Same way you failed Nigeria youths by selling your soul to Buhari

dlawsamesq:
Where is the mind situated in the body.

Lols



Isn't mind your brain in action?

elantraceey:
They've gotten what they both wanted.... unto the next one.

Life goes on

cruzita:
MONEY CAN SPOIL AND ALSO REPAIR

People usually kill potential friendship with dating

subtlemee:
The size doesn't matter the skill and techniques does

Continue deceiving yourself

Yea. "Your call is important to us" (Then proceeds to put me on hold for 20 minutes.)

misreal:
i get to see her once or twice a week.each time we meet,she keeps telling me of how different guys r asking her out.i really dont knw y bt i hope its not wat m thinkin.in addition,she z just 18.

Just 18?, 18yrd old African girl is just? Like seriously??

Though I don't date under 20s but bro, no vulture is a small vulture again when it comes to dating.
Copers captured all of them young in secondary school

ProudtobeaMUMUM:
Nairalanders sorry i didn't post in the right section, i want all of us to organise a 3days prayer and fasting for buhari, Both Christians and Muslims we are one, People that also want this nation to divide I would just say God bless you, Baba has been in the hospital for so long and we want him to be healed so he can come and continue his good works, enemies of state, patriots and the rest people that hate this place they call a zoo let's achieve this together, Sinners please don't pray because the prayer of a sinner is an abomination onto God. God bless you as you follow this instruction.
I still remain your number 1
Buharipikin, buharison and buharichild

Baboons and Monkeys don't pray for humans

Modified

Start greeting your village uncles, they're not happy with you

I need a section on OLX where I can sell him and Ipobexposed

makydebbie:
Your own case is different. I can't reply you here.

I am in the other room. Comman meet me.

derachokolate:
Am not saying this is the main reason for lesbianism

I said we are allowing them rule us out
Like they perform well on bed than us

And It ain't supposed
You know thats another reason for some move outs too

Don't make life difficult for yourself bro. Only a few % of women are straight in the real sense of it so lesbianism must exist.


Unclad guy/gay porn disgusts a straight guy but Unclad lady/lesbian porn excites many woman who claim to be straight so it's just their way.

Touch a guy's prick and he will tear you slap but women press each others breast like kilode. You get my drift?


Lesbianism isn't rife because guys are underperforming(Our fathers had only missionary style and I don't think they had many lesbians. In my opinion, lesbianism is a tool from a wicked one who wants to change the order of things.

julietkcee:
LWKM... Gawd! LMAO


He z ryt tho

He's not right. If mouth action etc is the reason lesbianism is rife in the society then how about gay guys? Do guys give better head than women?

makydebbie:
Oga lefu, I greet you oo.

Lol, like guys will be expecting blowjobs and they don't want to give head. Which kain nonsense be that? They think having big chukuchuku is the main deal so all they want to do is chuk.

Will you keep quiet?


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Any guy that gives head is a potential cannibal. The odour apart, the place is fresh and bleeds routinely so putting your mouth there is tantamount to cannibalism.

brandydaniells:
my dad died in 2006


she is lonely


a wealthy man wants to marry her again

me ans my siblins dont like him

but then there is my mums happiness cos she clearly loves him too


cant stand another man drilling her ..
i will die


i feel as if she betrayed my dad


advice pls

Right here, you sounded like you have been having sex with your mum since your father died but the word drill could mean something else in this context so I just hope the emboldened is not what I am thinking otherwise you have some questions to answer the gods.


Do you have a girlfriend??

Do unto your husband as you would like him to do unto you.

I don't use ring tones at all.

adetayo234:
Why would these fine girls be paying someone for marriage?

Because they were forming feminists and self made when it was their time to marry

SweetLove0:
they can never be biafra. Can is going back to Jail

Hatred don consume your English finish.


Chai

Wives of APCified Husbands

CampuChan:
I don't think Osinbanjo needs to confront any cabal, Buhari won't be president by Tuesday if he fails to turn up for work. He can't be absent for 3 months.

This guy no understand Nigeria.

Some guys no get sense walahi.


I was once involved with a lady who made the first move and things were going well until I started noticing that she mentions the name of a particular male friend more than others.
I asked her who he was to her and she gave the same close friend bla bla bla excuse.

I snooped around a little and found what I was looking for. He was dating her.


I simply packed my bag and disappeared from her life.
Life's that simple biko.
No go die for somebody wey no fit cry for you

makydebbie:
I think it's very obvious she's using you. You're her atm machine you better wise up. I'll advice you to move on with someone who loves you.

Bit of you inside her keh? For money abi? that's the consolation you're giving yourself. Dude, get over her.

Doesn't exist

Recession don finish the breasts

BornnAgainChild:
Nothing!!!

With se*x toys everywhere...they seem irrelevant

I agree they're irrelevant, after all 8 out of your 10 close friends are guys

newyorks:
Tel us where in bus/car yhu enjoy most and feel comfortable while traveling. tell us the reason behind ur choice of seat


as for me na front seat, extreem first row seat if i miss front.

reason: i have confindence seeing what the driver is up to.

Right behind the front seat passenger if it's a bus.



Reason: My long legs.