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Celebrities › Re: "Moet Abebe's Butt Has Stretch Marks & Craw Craw" - OAP Claps Back At Fans by Kondomatic(m): 10:31am On Jul 31, 2017
makydebbie:
Don't know why people make a big fuss about stretch marks when it's natural..

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Speaks In Tongues by Kondomatic(m): 7:57am On Jul 30, 2017
Speaking in tongues or calling her exes? Those are people's name bro, we just don't know their tribes and nationalities.
Politics › Re: Punch Newspaper Disappears From All Newspaper Vendors In Onitsha This Morning by Kondomatic(m): 7:53am On Jul 30, 2017
facelessangel:
Total compliance. Next is to tell all igbos not to give 1 kobo to any police on biafran road.
And tell all police on road block to leave or face the rat of the people.

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Does God Allow Mankind Be Influenced By Satan? by Kondomatic(m): 7:51am On Jul 30, 2017
If only you know how powerful he made you.
Romance › Re: Please Help! Am I A Bad Person Because Of My Decision. by Kondomatic(m): 7:50am On Jul 30, 2017
Cornerstone2020:
Some will always want to get back into your life .
keeping them is cool if they are matured enough to respect the new status. but some will not let go.
imagine an ex running to you all the time trust me it won't be healthy in the long run
You set boundaries bro.
Christianity Etc › Re: If Jesus Was God, Why Did He Not Know When He Would Return? by Kondomatic(m): 7:38am On Jul 30, 2017
ipobarecriminals:
Ofcus nobody knw expect the father,the creator .Even we human(Minus Jewish slaves/ terrorists) are the son of the most high God.The good book says we are god.Does that means we too should knw the time/hour?Jesus is Lord
So you have sense like this?
Christianity Etc › Re: You Aren't Exactly Faithful To Tithe.... Are You? by Kondomatic(m): 7:37am On Jul 30, 2017
Tithe is Christian ponzi.
Fashion › Re: Should Parents Buy Their Children Expensive Clothes? by Kondomatic(m): 7:34am On Jul 30, 2017
How about you wait until you become a parent before forming opinion??
Romance › Re: Please Help! Am I A Bad Person Because Of My Decision. by Kondomatic(m): 7:33am On Jul 30, 2017
I don't understand what some of you do in your relationship that automatically makes your ex an enemy. I am cool with my ex, we talk always, chat almost daily and I still do bail her out of certain things.
What I have said NO to since we broke up is meeting her.
That a relationship didn't work doesn't mean that friendship wouldn't work. Sometimes we do mistake all feelings to be love spoil a genuine friendship with dating.
Politics › Re: Army Retracts Statement On Oil Workers’ Rescue by Kondomatic(m): 7:26am On Jul 30, 2017
Pathetic
Romance › Re: She Suddenly Made A U-turn And Said We Can Only Be Friends. by Kondomatic(m): 7:58am On Jul 29, 2017
DaPuncline:
Bros i just don't understand, girls are just complicated! I had similar experience with two girls during my NYSC, though i didn't make any move and they came to my place more than three times, but to my surprise, one of them later chat me up after my NYSC and told me I'm a dull guy and couldn't make any move when she was coming to my place: mehn it landed on me like a bomb!
Bro, making such attempts on a lady that you honestly want to date is wrong at all levels. We do it to hit and run ladies because there's no us in their tomorrow, not to to someone that you truly desire. You should have waited until she comes again or at least have a lil intimate chat with her prior to her coming to see her reaction.

But the mistake have been made. Find out why she wouldn't date you, it could be that she's in a serious relationship with another man but if she isn't then play cool this time.


It is ok if you apologize but I personally wouldn't. I am nice but not weak.
Romance › Re: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by Kondomatic(m): 7:36am On Jul 29, 2017
Oyindidi:
MrCork, so you are a fat guygrin
No!!!!!!
What if his pocket is fat too?
Romance › Re: She Suddenly Made A U-turn And Said We Can Only Be Friends. by Kondomatic(m): 7:32am On Jul 29, 2017
DaPuncline:
Thanks brother. But that patience is the issue, her exam starts soon, around September. I appreciate your candid advise. But what about stylishly apologizing to her when i see her on monday?
Apologize for what BRO?
Romance › Re: She Suddenly Made A U-turn And Said We Can Only Be Friends. by Kondomatic(m): 7:19am On Jul 29, 2017
Here's what you will do.



Accept your place in her life and pay attention to her likes and hates. Try to figure out the type of man she wants.
You can ask her but don't reveal your intentions.
Once you have figured out her kind of man and all she likes and hates, the next step is to sit down and plan your next move which is to pretend to be what she wants without revealing your true self.


Free regular sex is guaranteed if you succeed and you even stand a chance to date her if you still want to.

This works only for those who can exercise patience
Crime › Re: Taxify Driver Who Squeezed Passengers Tips Arrested by Kondomatic(m): 6:52am On Jul 29, 2017
MadCow1:
Prove it.. grin

The law is funny. I can walk into a police station and say I am a killer. But if there is no body, I can't be charged with a crime. grin

So yeah she said she's a lesbian, but can you prove it? If not then you can't touch her.
Lols. And how can she prove that her breast was pressed?





Just saw the video. The guy don buy market
Crime › Re: Taxify Driver Who Squeezed Passengers Tips Arrested by Kondomatic(m): 8:48pm On Jul 28, 2017
They should arrest her first because she's a lesbian.
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Ask This Question On The First Date? by Kondomatic(m): 8:44pm On Jul 28, 2017
DarkMagic:
grin
Tell her you r working in a bread company with brown roof and watch her reaction tongue grin
That's even fair. I tell them that I hawk eye pencils and lipsticks
Celebrities › Re: 'I Just Spoke With President Buhari, He Is Alive' - Kemi Olunloyo by Kondomatic(m): 8:25pm On Jul 28, 2017
emefav:
Controversial Nigerian journalist, Kemi Olunloyo has joined the list of Nigerians who have spoken with President Buhari to verify his current health status. 

According to Kemi, President Buhari is recovering and she even joked with him. Here's what she wrote; 

"#BREAKING I just spoke to President Muhammadu Buhari from the UK via the phone of a loved one. Our PRESIDENT is ALIVE and recovering well. He needs a lot of rest and how about we all praying for his quick recovery. I even joked with him that First Lady AB should LEAVE THE KITCHEN NOW and take over so we return uncle Yemi as VP. Told him that 2023 na mine o #MadamPresident2023. C: Aisha Muhammadu Buhari Zahra Buhari
Pls pray for #KingB. We all await your arrival home."

http://www.lailasblog.com/just-spoke-president-buhari-alive-kemi-olunloyo/

Lalasticlala

Business › Re: Check Out First Bank Mouth-watering Features It Just Included In Its Mobile App. by Kondomatic(m): 8:21pm On Jul 28, 2017
Mouth wateringhuh??
Romance › Re: An Actual Part Of Ur Body U Rili Cant Live Without by Kondomatic(m): 5:29pm On Jul 28, 2017
I don't think you've a brain atm
Phones › Re: Tecno L9plus Is Total Rubbish, Here Are My Observations by Kondomatic(m): 8:31am On Jul 28, 2017
henrixx:
calm down . do you know what they call target market? Transsion may have chosen Africa according to their pockets with the aim of going globally as they've been doing lately.

go to GSM arena, gadgets.ndtv ND many others and see how people complain of those so called high end phones. here in Nigeria we hype them because they are expensive and have grown globally. I've handled hundreds of smartphones and nothing special about those so called high ends intact many are shit


for the records, Techno infinix have tried for Africans. if we depended on those Samsung ND co....many won't enjoy Wat an Android phone has to offer. overpriced items and poor crappy 2000mah high end phones. ofcos they are not meant for a country like Nigeria where light isn't stable and money hard to get.


this is not to say that Samsung huawei ND co aren't ahead of infinix Techno and Co but rather saying no one holy pass. all should be appreciated. the op's l9plus could be a thing of factory defect which could happen to any other well known brand cos phones are made by humans and error can't be ruled out. but this doesn't call for generalisation that Techno infinix is shit. cos there are many that have used and are using their products that are still happy with it
Everything you said here is true except the emboldened.

1. I won't say that you haven't held hundreds of smart phones because you could be a repairer or a phone dealer but I can tell you categorically that you didn't use them.

2. Whoever says that there is no major difference between the big brands and substandard brands is either ignorant of what the big brands offer or just being dishonest with the truth.


I have held so many brands, and I don't just buy them an use them, I go as far as dismantling them to see the insides.

LEMME HIGHLIGHT THE DIFFERENCES FOR YOU.


JUST FEW OF THEM.


1.Internally, big brands use high quality boards that stand heat while being repaired by a technician.

2. Big brands protect the important chips on the board with a cover. This gives it edge over substandard when it makes contact with water.

2. The display of substandards are white-like and dangerous to your eyes. You won't notice this until you hold two of them at once.

3. Performance wise, high brands perform better and last longer.

4. Os upgrades, Tecno and others use Mediatek chip and do not get many upgrades.

5. Durability.

6. Optimization. High brands optimize their os to flow well on the chip used. This may not make sense to many but if you check, you will notice that an iPhone with 2000mah will record more screen on time than a tecno phone with same screen size and 4000mah battery.

5. Still on optimization. Phone from high brands doesn't reject as many app as phones tecno and co do and you don't experience many app crash.

6. Even though tecno and infinix replacement parts are available in the market, they phone are most times not repairable. Visit any phone repairer and you will notice this.

7. Lagging and hanging is common in substandards.

8. Second hand value bro.

The list is lmitless and I could go on to list so many unique features but not every users needs them.


@Blindangel. Don't say that bloggers are scammers, I was among the first people that got the phone and I said it here severally the phone is over hyped.

The sad thing is that when we try to tell people that truth, they term us xiaomi marketers or tecno haters.


The battery life is impressive but nothing close to what we saw in the adverts.

Call volume isn't bad in mine.

App crashes and some won't install at all.

Charging time is 2:30minutes.

Screen on time is between 7- 9hrs on heavy usage.
Family › Re: This Lady Needs Your Advise by Kondomatic(m): 7:26am On Jul 28, 2017
And how will she get it?
Politics › Re: Osibanjo Can Never Be President - Ayodele Fayose by Kondomatic(m): 7:24am On Jul 28, 2017
sarrki:
Are you God ?
This isn't true right? Yorubas are united and peace loving.
Romance › Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Kondomatic(m): 11:08pm On Jul 27, 2017
HERSLEY:
lemme c ya pic wink
Herehuhhuhhuh??
Romance › Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Kondomatic(m): 9:01pm On Jul 27, 2017
HERSLEY:
y undecided
I am tall and skinny
Romance › Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Kondomatic(m): 5:39pm On Jul 27, 2017
Rozaytee:
the erotic gods!..i hail oo
Me too


gringrin

Romance › Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Kondomatic(m): 5:34pm On Jul 27, 2017
HERSLEY:
5.5ft
Oshey.



You won't like to stand close to me if we meet.
Romance › Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Kondomatic(m): 10:42am On Jul 27, 2017
Lyssa:
Lies upon lies, fake story for attenion, are you that miserable in real life to come up with such tales by moon light? Pathetic.
You get bored and make up a story about big dicks, shameless. Sex starved old women.
Damn.

Romance › Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Kondomatic(m): 10:40am On Jul 27, 2017
concho:
LOL.....Exactly o. Na wetn hapn btwn me n my ex. i fall in love wt d babe without evn seeing her for d first time. She has got the best face on earth. her voice too na die. But i was disapoitd wen i saw her. no back side , no boobs. But because am a type dat dznt like hurtn ppl's emotns, i remain loyal to her until the day she decided to break my hrt. MORAL LESSON: always check well b4 u pay. if possible do taste driving
Exactly.



I once went to meet this Facebook friend who gets hundreds of likes on her pictures, trust me bro, she's not worth 20 likes in person.


That's not bad though cause I ain't worth fifteen likes myself.
Romance › Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Kondomatic(m): 10:37am On Jul 27, 2017
HERSLEY:
lol very wink
shocked





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