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Celebrities › Re: 'Homosexuality Is A Sin' - S-Dot Replies MI Abaga by Kondomatic(m): 2:15pm On Aug 08, 2017
LifeIsGuhd:
Sincerely, this rapper has no point...

Isnt fornication a sin? Address the topic and stop bringing the Bible into this.

Someone with valid point should speak up abeg.
A time will come when orgs will not employ you if you are against homosexuals.
Romance › Re: When Your Parents Fight, Stay In Your Lane (eye Opener!) by Kondomatic(m): 2:12pm On Aug 08, 2017
Nigerianwriters:
My people, come close, let me tell you something. You see your parents? The ones whom you grew up with and perhaps, still live with? You see them? When they quarrel, stay in your lane. Especially if they’ve been married for over two decades. Stay. In. Your. Lane!

If you don’t, they will mess you up, in a very big way. This is how they roll; you’re on your own, jejeli facing your front, then from the bedroom, you hear your parents arguing heatedly, your father then opens the bedroom door and slams it shut. You hear the jangling of keys, and then a car engine revs. The eagle has left the building.

You’re still facing your front, when your mother opens your bedroom door. She has come to make a report. “You see wetin your Papa do? I no like am. I say, I no like am at all. Why will He do that to me? After all these years? I will not take it!”
You know you should seal your lips. However, you instantly become possessed by the spirit of Blessed-are-the-Peacemakers and his brother, Single-handed Family Settler of Disputes. “Mummy, don’t mind him,” you say, jumping to her defence. “That’s how he behaves all the time, as if he doesn’t have sense.”

Silence…

Then…

“Ehn? Who did you just call stupid?” You’re like, “Huh?” “Don’t huh me anything! How dare you say my husband does not have sense?” “Jeezez!” you mutter to yourself. “Zero to hundred jos laidat?!” But you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. She’s just warming up. “Mummy, I didn’t say he doesn’t have sense. I said he does like he doesn’t ha….” “Will you shut up that your dirty mouth! You still have th... Read More Here: http://www.nigerianwritersforum.com/2017/08/03/stay-in-your-lane/
This is funny
Romance › Re: It Is Not A Must To Have A Girlfriend/boyfriend by Kondomatic(m): 2:08pm On Aug 08, 2017
A girlfriend is not a necessity really, having a girlfriend or boyfriend rarely add value to your life.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Lady I tried To Give A Job Of N393,000 Blocked Me On Facebook by Kondomatic(m): 2:02pm On Aug 08, 2017
slendxy:
Not everybody like chatting on social media, especially, with a stranger. I have someone's lost item and found the person on Facebook I won't just drop "hi" to see if he/she will respond back, I will go straight to the matter and inform the person what's up.
That's if you're hundred sure that it is the person. I was skeptical initially because she was online while her phone was with me.
NYSC › Re: NYSC: Marry Yourselves, I Will Attend Your Wedding – DG Tells Corps Members by Kondomatic(m): 2:00pm On Aug 08, 2017
Collins10:
Wow! I like you a lot... Brilliant man!
Thanks bro
NYSC › Re: NYSC: Marry Yourselves, I Will Attend Your Wedding – DG Tells Corps Members by Kondomatic(m): 1:59pm On Aug 08, 2017
zubito:
I quite agree with you, but the problem is that after years of intense studies, graduates deserve more than a meagre start up capital, not a humiliating, paltry sum ... my opinion
Lols. That hurts bro but what will you do when there's no job?

You can do something online or offline to keep body and soul together while searching for your desired job
NYSC › Re: NYSC: Marry Yourselves, I Will Attend Your Wedding – DG Tells Corps Members by Kondomatic(m): 11:09am On Aug 08, 2017
CaptainGOOD:
Its easier said than done..
If its that easy where are there over 70% poverty rate in nigeria.?
According to the recent statistics released.
I don't limit my chances with negative thoughts. If there are seventy percent rate then I will strive to join the thirty.
NYSC › Re: NYSC: Marry Yourselves, I Will Attend Your Wedding – DG Tells Corps Members by Kondomatic(m): 10:14am On Aug 08, 2017
CaptainGOOD:
This is the problems of nigerians.
Trying to defend even when they are wrong.
The question is.

WHERE IS THE MAN EXPECTING RECENTLY GRADUATED STUDENTS TO GET MONEY FROM TO START BUSINESS?. undecided

Becox the they steal billions in aso rock.
And he thinks those students ar rich.
Hez a dumb fellow.
I didn't come from a rich family, I am not a graduate yet I was able to set up something for myself.



There's always something to do if you're willing.
Webmasters › Re: Can I Create A Blog With N5000 Please by Kondomatic(m): 10:12am On Aug 08, 2017
lgboks:
how much will it cost? Am learning blogging and a way to go online (though budget is tight)
WordPress or Blogger?


And it depends on what you need exactly. I have three hosting accounts in different hosting companies and I am only using one so the rest are just there that's why I am giving it out to the op at such low price. They will expire in 10 months time. You should have that in mind two.

Setting up a WordPress site is pretty easy, the real ish is customization and SEO so it all boils down to what you want me to do.
NYSC › Re: NYSC: Marry Yourselves, I Will Attend Your Wedding – DG Tells Corps Members by Kondomatic(m): 10:06am On Aug 08, 2017
CaptainGOOD:
Spare me the crap dude..
How much are they giving them to "set up a small business". Many of these youths came from a poor home they have thing they take care of back home with same meager they give them.
Atleast i know a of a gal.

I was expecting him to say "WE WILL INCREASE UR ALLOWANCES TO HELP U"
Let the ones who didn't come from a poor home take the advise.



Moreover many rich Nigerians have poor background and started with a little amount.
Romance › Re: Chris Brown Gives Rihanna The "Eyes" On Her Instagram Post (pic) by Kondomatic(m): 10:04am On Aug 08, 2017
subtlemee:
Enhancement
That's the real one in 21st century
NYSC › Re: NYSC: Marry Yourselves, I Will Attend Your Wedding – DG Tells Corps Members by Kondomatic(m): 9:57am On Aug 08, 2017
CaptainGOOD:
Rubbish!!!.
There is a soul of goodness in all evil.

Forget what he said about marriage and take this
“I want you to set up small businesses, no matter how small after your service year.
“I do not want my corp members to be going around offices in the name of seeking for white collar job which is not forthcoming.
“Set up your small business no matter how small it is, do not despise your little beginning,”
It will help
Webmasters › Re: Can I Create A Blog With N5000 Please by Kondomatic(m): 9:54am On Aug 08, 2017
Omisport01:
please I want to create a blog but all I have is 5000 pls is it possible and who can help me create it and can I blog with my phone I don't have a PC
What type of blog platform do you want? If it is WordPress, I can set it up for you and give you a 10 month hosting plan with unlimited domain, disk space etc.


If it is Blogger, I will teach you how to do it yourself.
Romance › Re: Chris Brown Gives Rihanna The "Eyes" On Her Instagram Post (pic) by Kondomatic(m): 9:52am On Aug 08, 2017
Rihanna has started developing real breasts at last
Romance › Re: Marry Yourselves, I Will Attend Your Wedding – DG Tells Corps Members by Kondomatic(m): 9:50am On Aug 08, 2017
“I want you to set up small businesses, no matter how small after your service year.
“I do not want my corp members to be going around offices in the name of seeking for white collar job which is not forthcoming.
“Set up your small business no matter how small it is, do not despise your little beginning,”
I like this
Crime › Re: Can You Tell What Is Really Going On Between Policeman And This Lady ? by Kondomatic(m): 9:48am On Aug 08, 2017
He was obviously separating a fight
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Lady I tried To Give A Job Of N393,000 Blocked Me On Facebook by Kondomatic(m):
ibkkk:
You probably must have wronged her in the past.That's why she tried avoiding/ignoring your friend's request.Next time u want to get some important info across to someone on fb and u aint friends,why not message her directly (inbox)!
Depends on her privacy settings though and even if he sends a message, it will first appear as a message request which she will need to approve before they can start chatting, if she blocked friends request, she will definitely block chat request..

Or do you expect him to just go to her inbox and say "Hi. I have found 400k job for you?"

She will mark it as spam(scam).

Moreover nah person we em dey feed dey bring mouth.

Lemme Tell You A Similar Story.

A driver once brought a phone for me to buy, a Z10 back then and when I asked him how he got it, he said that it belongs to her sister. then I told him to call the sister to get the security code. It was then that he revealed to me that a passenger forgot it in his car.

On the screen of the phone is a picture of a young lady who is likely to be in her later teens or maybe early twenties and she wrote her name on it.

I told the driver that I will buy the phone if I unlock it successfully, he agreed and gave me two days.

I searched for the lady on Facebook with her name and found her, fortunately she was online.

I sent her messages but she wouldn't reply, though I didn't tell her why because it may not be her.

I inserted my simcard in the phone and luckily data was on, notifications started coming in from whatsapp, email etc. I called a number that was not saved and asked the girl if she knows the phone owner personally.

She say that they're sisters. I was like Bleep, you're sister's and she didn't even save your number?

To avoid sending information to the wrong person, I asked her why her sister's number has not been going through, she said that I should call her Airtel number, the MTN is not going because she forgot it in a car days ago. I collected the Airtel from her and called the phone owner but the Italian princess wouldn't pick.

I let it slide but a part of me wasn't comfortable with giving the back to the driver so I called her once again and luckily she picked.

We talked and I gave her the driver's number in the end. The phone was returned to her.

It was after my call that she then approved my chat request and even sent a friend to me.
I think her friend request is still pending on Facebook.
Phones › Re: Airtel Network Is Now Bad Like Glo. by Kondomatic(m): 6:23am On Aug 08, 2017
seowriter123:
Nor be small ooo the network slow die na night own worst past
I think it's your area, it is fast here gahn!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Native Attire To Interview...allow Or Not? by Kondomatic(m): 6:22am On Aug 08, 2017
Interview where? The king's palace??
Romance › Re: Imagine What A Nairaland Moderator Commented About ROMAN GODDESS by Kondomatic(m): 4:28pm On Aug 07, 2017
Guy start blogging if you don't have a job
Music/Radio › Re: Funke Akindele Jenifa - 'I Want To Rap' (Audio) by Kondomatic(m): 4:15pm On Aug 07, 2017
Bro.
Kilanee:
When a door closes another door
should open, but if it doesn't then
go in through the window. grin grin grin
If one door closes and another one opens then it is either you have entered an Ibadan man taxi or maybe you've bought a very bad second hand car.






All these celebrities no go wan focus on one thing and do it best. I remember the day I played Tonto Dike's song near my mom's pregnant Cat. The cat had miscarriage that evening and miscarried two more times before becoming sterile.
Romance › Re: Ladies,Can You Start From The Scratch With A Man? by Kondomatic(m): 4:05pm On Aug 07, 2017
Benita27:
I can start from scratch with a man but I won't. I like looking out for me. What's the guarantee that that man will remain loyal when he makes it?, the time to know a man's true colour is when he has arrived.
It is very risky dear. It is just like sponsoring a lady in school with hope that she will marry you after. What if she comes back with a man instead of certificate?
Romance › Re: Ladies,Can You Start From The Scratch With A Man? by Kondomatic(m): 4:04pm On Aug 07, 2017
Maychang:
Only if i see signs of hardwork from him and the zeal to succeed
That's not love though, it is an investment into his future with your body as your own contribution.
Romance › Re: Ladies,Can You Start From The Scratch With A Man? by Kondomatic(m): 4:03pm On Aug 07, 2017
Rorachy:
What if he decides to leave when he gets the money? Na me go come lose, heart get broken with no money that I can say I got too, I never play a fair game, I like to win.

Money change people.
Starting with a man from scratch doesn't mean being on standby while he makes all the money.

You can be hustling your own way while he does his own thing but you're there for him even though he doesn't have enough money to take care of himself talk more of both of you.


It is funny how many women will say no to this but will still disturb us with I was there for him when he had nothing and he left.


As if having sex with a broke guy adds any value to his life.
Crime › Re: A Serial Scammer And Thief Called Out By Lady On Facebook (Pictures) by Kondomatic(m): 2:14pm On Aug 07, 2017
I don't deal with people who keep asking me "when are you paying?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Nnamdi Kanu /IPOB Silent, Anambra Catholic Church Shooting. by Kondomatic(m): 2:12pm On Aug 07, 2017
melodyj:
Why Is Nnamdi Kanu Silent Over The Animalism And Ukabulistic Display On Innocent Worshipers Of Jah, From All Indication This Is Not Fulani Attack. I Thought He Heart Anambra Somuch.

N.B
Evans The King Of Kingnappers Is From Same Community.
Buhari has not said anything about Southern Kaduna massacre
Health › Re: Lady Marks 10 Years Of Being Infected With HIV By Her Husband On Wedding Night by Kondomatic(m): 9:43am On Aug 07, 2017
sekxy:
Lol. .thanks for your message,,I appreciate
You're welcome dearie
Health › Re: Lady Marks 10 Years Of Being Infected With HIV By Her Husband On Wedding Night by Kondomatic(m): 9:42am On Aug 07, 2017
IamaNigerianGuy:
What makes her foolish ? Please explain.
First, it is silly to accept HIV test result from his doctor. People planning to get married should go to a reputable hospital and get tested for HIV.
My friend accepted a result like that from his then girlfriend, the result was negative but she's positive. He's late now but she's still alive.

Secondly, the guy's mom hinted about his HIV status, that should have worried her. She should have rejected first result and take him to a different hospital for test.

It is that simple.
Health › Re: Lady Marks 10 Years Of Being Infected With HIV By Her Husband On Wedding Night by Kondomatic(m): 9:30am On Aug 07, 2017
The man is a very wicked human being and the lady is equally foolish.

A man's mother asked you to query him his HIV status and you no run? Why did accept the result from HIS doctor?



Before this date we had NEVER had unprotected sex. I was very adamant about it. Your wedding night is the time to consummate the marriage.
I am no longer understanding. So protected sex does not consummate marriage? Sister, your marriage was consummated long before he proposed.
Celebrities › Re: Singer Aaron Carter Reveals He's Bisexual, Girlfriend Breaks Up With Him by Kondomatic(m): 9:24am On Aug 07, 2017
I would do same if I was the girlfriend
Health › Re: Why Nigerians Should Donate Their Eyes At Death by Kondomatic(m): 6:33am On Aug 07, 2017
The way to heaven is narrow biko. I need my eyes to navigate it.
Romance › Re: Friends And Foes Are Happy We Broke Up, But She Wants Me Back by Kondomatic(m): 6:30am On Aug 07, 2017
I think you should consult the alfa again

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