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Travel › Re: "Motor Accident Is Bae", Man Takes Selfie After Surviving An Accident (photo) by Kondomatic(m): 3:50pm On Jun 06, 2017
Everything scarce in this Buhari regime





Even common sense
Health › Re: 5 Reasons Why Most Nigerian Guys Have Body Odour by Kondomatic(m): 3:30pm On Jun 06, 2017
Berbierklaus:
Please most Nigerian guys have body odour,I know countless number of people I avoid due to this issue.
Even in the corporate world,like offices etc, most guys still stinks I don't know why they can't clean up properly.
There's currently no research or study that has given accurate facts and figures to back up this your ridiculous claim that most men have body odour so where did you get it from?
Education › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Primary School, Classroom In Edo With Cattle (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 2:57pm On Jun 06, 2017
Hopeless country
Health › Re: 5 Reasons Why Most Nigerian Guys Have Body Odour by Kondomatic(m): 11:39am On Jun 06, 2017
YellowBarStinks:
Boss

Edit your comment to a more severe insult, you made front page, your comment should be brutal

You can copy and use my comment on the second page

Health › Re: Why Do We Shed Tears Sometimes When Answering The Call Of Nature? by Kondomatic(m): 11:35am On Jun 06, 2017
sosexy111:
Kondo dear.. I been dey tink say you get sense before before!!
Same here but I realized recently that nothing is there.
Health › Re: Why Do We Shed Tears Sometimes When Answering The Call Of Nature? by Kondomatic(m): 11:21am On Jun 06, 2017
sosexy111:
its not even about string EBA I tell you.. I didn't swallow Eba sef
Drink red oil or lay on your back, raise your two legs up and put in some red oil. Maintain position until everything goes inside.
Health › Re: Why Do We Shed Tears Sometimes When Answering The Call Of Nature? by Kondomatic(m): 11:10am On Jun 06, 2017
sosexy111:
Emotions and other factors can move people to years but I still don't understand the concept of teardrops even in the rest room.

I know its not just constipation or forceful defeacation that can lead to tears because I during lots if water when I wake up every morning and also eat so much fruits after that. Like this morning, I ate a whole big ball of crunchy golden Apple. Just visited the rest room and it was going very smoothly and nice but see tears all over my face like a town crier.. grin grin

Please my people.. What is the connection between the two abeg? Will you call it tears of joy or what?? Its funny shaa.
Stop swallowing strong eba.
Romance › Re: Please Your Advice Is Needed Here by Kondomatic(m): 8:45am On Jun 06, 2017
Tiny23:
lol
You dey laugh? The lady is obviously not yet ready for another relationship. They've broken up but she hasn't moved on and it's just sad that the OP is already talking about taking her to mum and marriage.
Romance › Re: Please Your Advice Is Needed Here by Kondomatic(m): 8:40am On Jun 06, 2017
Follow These Two Steps.


Step 1: Open her head, locate the part of her brain that remembers her ex and wash it off then dry and close her head.

Step 2. Go to her ex and recover the part of her heart that's with him, take it back to her. Tell her to eat it. The heart, once inside will find its way to its place.

Thank Me After Your 15th Wedding Anniversary
Romance › Re: Curvy Instagram Model Shows Off Her Tiny Waist With Big Hips by Kondomatic(m): 8:34am On Jun 06, 2017
Vanity
Romance › Re: Can You Tell Us What Killed The Man's Wife??? (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 8:31am On Jun 06, 2017
RaggedyAnn:
Pre-eclampsia, sepsis.....but village people will claim that the young man was the father of the old man's wife. And since he cursed him never to have a child of his own, the curse killed the baby.
I will go with the village people on this because pre-eclampsia sepsis sounds like incantation to me and incantation is a village thing.

Politics › Re: Sokoto State Govt Earmarks N751m For Ramadan Feeding by Kondomatic(m): 8:28am On Jun 06, 2017
Beverages:
If them give me that kind of money, i go put ham for unstoppablefunds.com and make it times two 2*
The husband wey go marry you will lose money tire.
Romance › Re: In Case You Don't Know, Not All Men Cheat - Bamisepeter's Blog by Kondomatic(m): 8:27am On Jun 06, 2017
Elmojiid:
we real men dnt cheat.....we dnt av sex with our wife but we make love...lol
If I alone testify about myself, my testimony is not true John 5:31
Romance › Re: In Case You Don't Know, Not All Men Cheat - Bamisepeter's Blog by Kondomatic(m): 8:25am On Jun 06, 2017
Also, women cheat as much as men but men easily get caught
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To My Best Friend Donpoker9 by Kondomatic(m): 8:21am On Jun 06, 2017
Potential Tonto Dike.

When e happen now you will come and tell us that you lied.
Health › Re: 5 Reasons Why Most Nigerian Guys Have Body Odour by Kondomatic(m):
Goan and tell the lady who told you that most Nigeria guys stink to go and change her weavon/hairdo and give her hair a proper wash. That's obviously where the odour is coming from
Romance › Re: Why Are We Jealous When Our Spouse Cheat On Us by Kondomatic(m): 8:12am On Jun 06, 2017
A lover(real one) is one of the most important person in your life so we hurt when they cheat because it's a breach of trust.
There are so many unwritten terms and conditions we agree to while going into a relationship, one of them is that "I have chose you and I will do no other person but you, you're the best" so when the person cheats, that promise is broken. They fired you unjustly. That person is also telling you that you're no longer the best, that you've been rejected and that they value their own desire more than your happiness and the relationship.
Politics › Re: GEJ's Aerotropolis: Murtala Mohammed Airport Terminal Challenge...APC Notified by Kondomatic(m): 6:09am On Jun 06, 2017
xstry:
this administration has employed over 200 thousand graduates. There's also Npower which has also employed thousands of Nigerians. there's isn't a single link to verify this airport claims you're attributing to Gej
This administration also created 400 thousand email addresses.


The administration has also employed over 200 thousand graduates, not counting those benefiting from Npower but bro


Over 4.5 million Nigerians have lost their jobs across the country since APC took power so what's your point really?
Sports › Re: See Cheick Tiote's Final Words To His Close Friend Before His Tragic Death by Kondomatic(m): 5:45am On Jun 06, 2017
okosodo:
Its a pity he didn't receive christ before he died
Nah you dey share Christ?
Crime › Re: Thief Paraded Unclad With Stolen Generator On His Head In Delta State. Photos by Kondomatic(m): 5:41am On Jun 06, 2017
cassidy1996:
they stole my April 18th, Good for him
As in, you moved from April 17th to April 19th or what?

Romance › Re: How To Approach A Girl For The First Time by Kondomatic(m): 5:34am On Jun 06, 2017
Invisibleojay:
Hi good morning nairalanders please I need your help I don't really know how to make friend with a girl for the first time. When I approach them all they do is to turn me down telling me that am rude even if I walk to a girl to talk to her in the end she will give me fake number help a friend I really need the first sweet talk statement that will make them laugh and get along with the conversation thanks
You're rude even to us here.


How can you be asking this type of question by 5:07am?
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Attacks Lai Mohammed,takes Up Fault Finding Challenge by Kondomatic(m): 5:32am On Jun 06, 2017
How Lai Mohammed's family look at him when he comes back after lying on national TV.

Celebrities › Re: Orezi And Onyeka Onwenu Give Their Opinion On Ladies Shaking Butts In Videos by Kondomatic(m): 5:15am On Jun 06, 2017
alBHAGDADI:
Orezi and all these new generation artistes have no respect for women at all. What nonsense is this? angry

Orezi claims he doesn't care that little children watch such. How will he feel if his daughter grows up and is used for such roles in music videos? angry
Respect is not inherited bro.



If you need respect, earn it.



Is it only in music videos? Don't you walk on the streets? If you complain about their indecent and stupid dressing feminists will come for your head.
Romance › Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 10:41pm On Jun 05, 2017
Hadez:
oh, pls spare me the chicken talks m pls stop srnding pms. Where is Mcbrooklyn, baby dnt cry I was just playing kiss
If you want me to send pm, ask nicely so that I will refuse.



We have nothing to talk about.
Romance › Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 10:35pm On Jun 05, 2017
Hadez:
Why did u unfollow me. I never knw u were this scared such a sissy grin
If you want me to follow you, ask nicely.
Romance › Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 10:27pm On Jun 05, 2017
Hadez:
leave those small boys alone. most of them sent endless pms but they are pained i ignored. That Kondomatic guy is even a pervert grin
Pictures..



Screenshots of the pm from kondomatic or my alternative.


If you want my troubles tonight, ask nicely and you will get it. Don't go claiming what never happened. I challenge you or any other lady reading this that have any evidence to prove what you just said to screenshot the pm and upload.
Romance › Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 10:02pm On Jun 05, 2017
McBrooklyn:
Madame, I noticed you went MIA weeks after they started this year JAMB registration... Hope you scored above 200 this time around?? grin
You really expect somebody that still wears Pharaoh's sandals in 2017 to score above 200?
Romance › Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 9:55pm On Jun 05, 2017
ashewoboy:
cheesy. pardon me. i'm not fond of doing DISS. allow me, let me parole her.
Go to her pm, if she responds cool, if she doesn't then she's not interested.

What's difficult here?
Romance › Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 9:50pm On Jun 05, 2017
ashewoboy:
insult? how? i didn't insult you m just saying you should give me a chance. see me as a person who wants a bond. more reason you should give me. i wanna know you beyond nairaland.
You're one of the reasons girls on here see guys as asslickers. What's wrong with you?
Romance › Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 9:31pm On Jun 05, 2017
sekxy:
u are pushing me to insult u but for the respect I have for reasonable guys out there I will spare ur low life..
now that was light intensity. ..
Bring it on let's see who deactivates before weekend.
Romance › Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 9:30pm On Jun 05, 2017
tosyne2much:
Most of these ladies that are too arrogant and disrespectful on Nairaland are not in any way different from the ladies we see parading our streets. Just that they will paint their faces with emulsion and come here to display their hypocrisy cheesy
What really got me annoyed isn't really her first comment but her attitude.



There must be some Tenkobo guys that tell her she's beautiful and it has gotten into her head.
Romance › Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 7:16pm On Jun 05, 2017
savagefinder1:
this is a very rare feat of savagery
I see u...
ur award coming soon..

tag us when you kill someone again
tag us when u see a dead body
link to our thread
https://www.nairaland.com/3642541/savages-hq-just-keep-scrolling

follow us to get updates.. cheesy
I visited the thread and laughed until I cried.



I have followed it.

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