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Romance › Re: So Here Is What I Did This Morning (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 9:34am On Jun 09, 2017
You're not my favorite health blogger oga. Stop giving yourself false hope.
Romance › Re: Male Vs Female(broke Assess Vs Slay Queens). by Kondomatic(m): 9:27am On Jun 09, 2017
sekxy:
lol..goodmorning
Good morning. I hope you slept well?




Sorry for the other night, you knocked when I was in a bad mood.
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Barged Into Someone's Room Unannounced? by Kondomatic(m):
Yeah. I knocked though but she had earphones on so she didn't hear. I entered thinking she wasn't in only to see her on bed clad in just bra and panties.

She screamed and wrapped herself with the bed sheet and at same time ordered me to go out.

I was really confused by her reaction because I have seen her severally in bikini at beach and pool.
Romance › Re: Male Vs Female(broke Assess Vs Slay Queens). by Kondomatic(m): 9:16am On Jun 09, 2017
sekxy:
hahahahahaha
Good thing we're not fighting today.
Romance › Re: Male Vs Female(broke Assess Vs Slay Queens). by Kondomatic(m): 9:15am On Jun 09, 2017
sekxy:
hahahahahaha
Good thing we're not fighting today.
Romance › Re: Guys, Would You Date A Lady With This Typa Skin Condition? (photo) by Kondomatic(m): 9:13am On Jun 09, 2017
SorftWerk:
lol.. There cute pussies bro. Don't argue it grin
I am not arguing, you just haven't looked at certain places.
Romance › Re: Guys, Would You Date A Lady With This Typa Skin Condition? (photo) by Kondomatic(m): 9:07am On Jun 09, 2017
SorftWerk:
grin u can say that again, it ain't contagious at all and her pussy looks super cute. I just won't mind smiley
No pussy is cute, you just haven't looked at it from all angle
Politics › Re: El-Rufai & Shettima Waiting For Buhari To Die To Seek Presidency - Arewa Youths by Kondomatic(m): 8:45am On Jun 09, 2017
NNAMDIII:
Why do you hate buhari? That man will not die!
This is a bad prayer/wish for him.
Webmasters › Re: How Can I Add My Blog To Alexa Ranking by Kondomatic(m): 8:15am On Jun 09, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
sad


Alexa only picks blogs with some nûdity... Spice up your blog and watch Alexandra melt for you.

Phones › Re: Buying iPhones From Aliexpress by Kondomatic(m): 12:06am On Jun 09, 2017
Najwal:
dont know what card you are using but i have used both gtb naira master and access visa both worked. just 2 days ago i purchase with my Access visa card.
How much do GTB charge /$?
Romance › Re: How To Last Long Without Pills And Drug by Kondomatic(m): 11:48pm On Jun 08, 2017
NLPsychologist:
Sometimes i come down without even cumming...after like about an hour or more if the girl can take it.

My secret is avoiding sugar and chewing bitter cola
Same here.



I don't need pills to last long and sometimes I go home with what I came with. It's sad.


I have not been avoiding anything.
Romance › Re: Did She Think Am A Fool Or What by Kondomatic(m): 5:16pm On Jun 08, 2017
Are you not?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Couple's Doggy Pose Pre-Wedding Photos by Kondomatic(m): 5:13pm On Jun 08, 2017
My Internet is intact
Romance › Re: Male Vs Female(broke Assess Vs Slay Queens). by Kondomatic(m): 5:09pm On Jun 08, 2017
Romanceland will become boring af the moment we settle our differences. Go away with your advice, we do not like peace here

Romance › Re: She Loves Me But Will Not Breakup With Her Bf For Me by Kondomatic(m): 5:04pm On Jun 08, 2017
Put yourself in her boyfriend's shoes bro. A girl in a relationship is of market as far as dating is concerned. Whether she loves her boyfriend or not isn't your business.
Politics › Re: Defend Yourselves, Asari Dokubo Tells Igbos In The North by Kondomatic(m): 5:01pm On Jun 08, 2017
Our Biafrahuh
Romance › Re: What Type Of Sex Seems Disgusting To You by Kondomatic(m): 1:21pm On Jun 08, 2017
sinaj:
spoil u?
Gerarrahia jore!
Bad bwoy like u
I am still pure, if you think say nah lie ask Oyindidi
Romance › Re: Discuss: Staring At Their Boobs, How To Respond To Women’s Reactions, Guys? by Kondomatic(m): 1:19pm On Jun 08, 2017
jakandeola:
ur dp u wear a body hug dat show shape and size of ur breast u are fair and beautiful why did u think we wont look it just shw dat we men are not robot but human being
There's nothing wrong with what she's wearing in her dp.
hibiscus76:
Bros no wahala.. continue looking until one frustrated girl would spill a cup of hot tea on your face
[quote author=jakandeola post=57304758]Why? Because I stared at her breasts?

She will get this.

Politics › Re: My Experience (Igbo Man) With Some Plateau State Indigènes by Kondomatic(m): 12:56pm On Jun 08, 2017
Csami:
Beautiful! So you fit write like this yet you dey mix yourself for all this tribal brouhaha.

My advice; Get off this tribal slur and write about your many travel experiences and the nice people you've met. I love wide travellers.
Thanks bro.

Advise taken and I mean it.
Romance › Re: What Type Of Sex Seems Disgusting To You by Kondomatic(m): 12:54pm On Jun 08, 2017
sinaj:
uncompleted building? Loooool grin
Nt dat pls
OK oooo.

Make I stop here before you spoil me gringringrin
Romance › Re: What Type Of Sex Seems Disgusting To You by Kondomatic(m): 12:44pm On Jun 08, 2017
Lionessza:
I think you misunderstood me , I didn't say I don't enjoy it but I meant to say the whole thing of two bodies rubbing together and the sharing of body fluids seems disgusting when I think about it.
This must be why some guys want the lady to just start going immediately after sex
Romance › Re: What Type Of Sex Seems Disgusting To You by Kondomatic(m): 12:42pm On Jun 08, 2017
sinaj:
open roof sex sad
As in having sex in uncompleted building?
Politics › Re: My Experience (Igbo Man) With Some Plateau State Indigènes by Kondomatic(m):
Mcowubaba:
If you go to the market and speak Hausa language for an Hausa Onion seller, he will pack onions of #800 and sell it for you at #300....True Story wink

Just because you spoke the language, even though you're not fluent......


Now go to an Igbo man's shop grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin if you like speak in 17 different Igbo dialects, you ain't getting anything free grin grin grin grin
Nice story but this is not true.

I was born and raised in the east, I learned trade in the west, I learned work in North Central, started life in another north central state and relocated to real North some years ago.

Work has taken me to "at least" 15 states in Nigeria So I have mixed with Nigerians enough to know when you're lying.

No, Language does not reduce price of goods in North, knowing how to bargain with a northerner does. Here's what I mean, in most cases, when a northerner tells you that the price of good is let's say N1000, the actual price is well below N500.
Bargain with any language of your choice and you will still get price reduction.

Also note that some of them are farmers, they sale based on the urgency of their need and they do not know how to preserve some of their goods.

I once bought 35 tubers of yam from a farmer in Ikobi (Benue state) with just 3000. Reason? I bought directly from the farmer and before he harvested them. I did the harvesting myself.


Mind you that this price reduction isn't applicable in well established stores that document their sales.

Coming to Igbos, what you said is true. An Igbo man has a fixed price for any good and he doesn't sell below it except if he's going to buy more goods the next day.

Why? Because majority document whatever they sell and calculate, gains loss expenses at the end of the day.

One important thing to note is that an Igbo man will refuse to remove N10 from the price of an item but the same igbo man will give N200 bike money when you're going.

Business is not charity and northerners do the same thing in well established shops.

No need bringing Yorubas into this so I will stop here but write it somewhere in your hearts that Yorubas are among the nicest people I have met on earth.



You started nicely, please don't tribalize your own thread.
Education › Re: I Dont Think Madona University Has Any Decent Girl Left by Kondomatic(m): 10:16am On Jun 08, 2017
You need a life, a meaningful life.
Romance › Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Kondomatic(m): 11:04pm On Jun 07, 2017
Berbierklaus:
So why are you not interested in heaven?

I only made use of the word most yesterday,and it was deliberate, I've seen and heard men use the same word when describing ladies of easy virtues, especially on nairaland. Eg "All girls are ***** etc they even make use of " All"
But do you think "most men cheat" or "some men cheat" ?
Because He did not promise me heaven.



Not just yesterday.


In America, 30% of married men are guilty of infidelity.

So it is some, not majority not most.




Don't ask me about Nigeria, we don't do research.
Romance › Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Kondomatic(m): 10:39pm On Jun 07, 2017
Berbierklaus:
Do you believe in God?

Trust me I love men,I love Nigerian men,I'm in love with them,but I will speak up against anyone that choose to do wrong against women and cover it with tradition,culture,religion and the likes.
Yea. A born again Christian for that matter.



That's good. It's ok but it is better to speak up against anyone who does wrong irrespective of their gender and please stop saying most, you lump so many innocent men with awful people when you do that.
Romance › Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Kondomatic(m): 10:26pm On Jun 07, 2017
Berbierklaus:
All liars shall go to hell undecided
I am honestly not interested in going to heaven.



But that's by the way.




I just hope you know that there's a wide gap between speaking up for women and demonizing men.


I will crash soon.
Family › Re: See Another Lady's Threat On DNA And her advice to women by Kondomatic(m): 10:21pm On Jun 07, 2017
bigcp:
bross why are u disturbing yourself?...ladies always complain..."men are dogs...men are animals...n don't deserve to live bla bla bla"....yet the same ladies are so keen 2 go after these same dogs without thinking... because they just can't do without these same dogs....they'll do anything to answer d surname of these dogs...no mater what...anything n everything possible to get married to these same men they call..goats, dogs, fools etc...
...so who come be d confused goat/dogs now....huh
It's senseless bro

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