₦airaland Forum

Im an astute golfer and no golf lake goes beyond the belly of 10 yr old child..the autopsy was true......i havent seen a suicide committed in a river...its all poison...electrocution or even hanging but not river or lake....i smell something fishy...lets cry out for this man ....i know he was killed cos he wants to say the truth...you know sometimes the good people are lured to just follow the footsteps of the ogas...na lie oh..the perpetrators must come to boook

O boy heat wan kpai person....no light since yesterday......benin was predicted 38 dgrees today..i tot it was a joke but i swear its over 50...even with Gen and fan......for where?? I can feel those guys pains ...i swear

She is our first lady..what do you expect?

Okorocha..then Fashola followed by Oshiomhole

What of this monkey.....? as him face be na so him state be...

I missed that Don Jazzy little noticeable voice...and what the hell is the dancing for......noticed all the girls he mentioned in the song was never there to grace his video..beginning of his downfall...

Dbanj is just a kinda bullish...i saw he abused the catholics by using the Virgin Mary image...i think he has been illuminatized...did anyone notice that We nigerians know when something is good despite the bad government..Dbanj u b my friend but you no try at all all..u fall my hand big time

Yes i have seen people call thier mums aunty...they do so cos some woman had a maid which always call them Aunty and from there their children picks it up...i have a couple though..What about me and my siblings...we all call my my mother Mma m ...meaning my personal mum..we do so cos she gives each an everyone one of us a special treatment....

My father died when i was in the womb and for 35 years now my mother has never been with any man....A true woman...flogged hell out us to make us the best humans....now we are all grown up and missed her flogging...I love my mom so much and she will never stop getting the best from me..Told me to marry any woman i love as long as the lady wont break her head that she is ok....the best in the world...cooks good...washed my school uniform and as old as she is...whenever i get to see her anytime i dropped my clothing before i come back she has washed it...I love her so much...Happy mothers day to all women who raised thier children in Gods fear and love....I love you all!!!

Na wao...ok you guys should put in pidgin english for better understanding..thats our mother tongue...lol

Choose either of these....would you keep the dreadlock forever?? and if you miss this good girl of your due to your dreadlock stupidity....wont you for one day scrape it off keeping dread and keeping the woman you love...which one is better

Seriously..will this guy be with 77 virgins..na wao the guy Pen.nis go peel finish

Guys now wey hand don touch una...what next...See guys join this so called cult out of their own freewill...dem no dey force person...i spent 7 years in UNIBEN....2 years in Diploma...worked for a year..went back to complete my Bsc...despite all these years spent...I never give into thier swagalicious life and they claim but i stayed in one of the most notorious hostels in Ekosodin....just form seriousness and never ever you attend any party you dont know how it was being fixed......Kudos to the Okada guy...after una go say okada men no good.....

But why do Dbanj always say'Its Don Jazzy again' In all his intros.....confused guy...lol

Ndu_Chucks...shut up...must you show yourself in everything??.....he is an good man showing a good example..must you comment in everything!!!!...D.ick

i wish the same thing will happen to the girl who left me for someone else just because i had no more money to spend on her.....women are terrible ....and 80 percent of them have so much tricks going on in thier minds

NA WAO....SEE 9JA GUYS DISCUSSING ABOUT MEAT ABI BEAF...REALLY FUNNY...LOL

USELESS THREAD....if you are fat people will complain you eat too much,....if you are slim theyll say you are underfed.....i swear i experienced something about a fat girl....just got her and wanted to Y..ansh her...o boy before the chick spread from the back i don already disgrace myself....waited for the 2cnd round which made sense....you dont have problem searching for a fat girl on the bed....i love them bodecious.....

NOW TELL ME ...WHO STOLE THE MEAT FROM THE COOKING POT......THE VISITOR??

Or on the contrary...Let there be two Niaralands...{the old one and the new one}....im ready to pay for the older one to be back...tell me how much its gonna cost to bring it back and youll refund my money when we find out that people visit the older one more than the new one.....DEAL STRUCK...?? GET BACK TO ME ASAP

Im yet to break my silence but honestly...You can be fooling nigerians but once they say no for a long time you have to consider it ..Seun you have done well for keeping nigerians together despite our flaws and shortcomings but this particular one .....nah nah nah..the new nairaland wont just work ...I must tell you...no thread will take up to 4 to 5 pages of comments in this nairaland...for sure im really getting tired...might be reading but not contributing...thats the plan of most nairalanders too....consider and go back to our old school...we love it that way....

i missed the old nairaland.....seriously

@ truthtella , u are f.ucking stoopid, are u british? leave here now before i finish ur forking a.ss, banana republic, eediot, r.acist animal u are, its time for us to wake up, God will do it, now we know we are united cos no country fu.cks with us

No matter what these eediots do, 9JA NA 9JA, we might be having squabbles internally but when it becomes an international issue, o boy we are united, do you know how many nigerians is being killed abroad , crime or not italy should go to hell , after all the capital of edo state is italy so they shud shut up, we are richer that their f, ucking ass, if they send us packing , we will retaliate, time fot t.it 4 tat, nonsense

@Toaskarity, ekt_bear and Koruji, Nairaland is for nigerians and friends of nigerians, Now we know you guys are from SA, spitting bullshit against our retaliating country, you guys are enemies of nigerians, Nairalanders please take note, if not for the presence of whites who are they, we would have allowed thier so called Mandela to perish in Robben Island, we made it possible for them to be liberated from the shackles of Apathied, even our musicians went far to criticize apathied, ask onyeka onwenu, mandators, oritz wiliki and majek fashek,

@Toaskarity, ekt_bear and Koruji, Nairaland is for nigerians and friends of nigerians, Now we know you guys are from SA, spitting bullshit against our retaliating country, you guys are enemies of nigerians, Nairalanders please take note, if not for the presence of whites who are they, we would have allowed thier so called Mandela to perish in Robben Island, we make it possible for them to be liberated fro the shackles of Apathied, even our musicians went far to criticize apathied, ask onyeka onwenu, mandators, oritz wiliki and majek fashek,

@Bornagain 190, what do you want the senators to do about the SA thing, suggest and dont curse, you call it petty diplomatic row and 195 was deported

Come to think of it even in our national turmoil and confusions we are still far better than most african countries, if not for the presence of the whites in SA they would have been still eating themselves as cannibals, anyway we dont blame them, we blame our leaders and even at that, they should leave us alone, tit for tat

DIM Ojukwu will never be on nairaland with a useless ID, tell us who you are here and we will tell you the kind of f, ucking person you are, for me im Chinedu from Imo state, born 1977, married with two kids, a boy and a girl, a computer scientist, a fish farmer, and an astute golfer, i earn good to keep body and soul together, Now tell us who you are for real or just shut up your buccal cavity, Ojukwu has played his part, he is known as a man, declare yourself and let the world know you, mtchewwwwwwwwww

wild wild north, pronounced by  coward coward west, loved by the trouble trouble south, blew by the the calm calm east, what a stupid unification of seperate entity??

Common guys that was a typographical error, you should know that, the OP was under some tension or hemp influence when posting,

Na wao, for this nairaland some people dey write english sha, abeg next time for those guys who used to force themselves to write correct english and later end up writing nonsense, its better you put it in pidgin than writing trash here, please be warned, !!!!!!