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woman no try for herself at all buttless life would have more bearable and worth living with than this.

babarazy: if they like make dem distribute iphone 5, i no go vote for dem

Haba Bros even for heart of heart you believe this thing wey you talk?

And then a facebook update I saw on my wall

TONTO DIKEH'S SPECIAL - I tried downloading Tonto Dikeh's song but my
phone rejected it. My iPhone is truly a smartphone." - Tonto Dikeh's 2 tracks are like 2 Bullets , One to Kill
you and the Other to Make sure you are Dead.... - AIT Reporter : Mr Akpors what do you think about
Tonto Dikeh's new singles? AKPORS: Ah, it is meant for people who are ready to
die - #YEPAA is when a DJ Plays TONTO DIKEH'S song at a
Funeral & the dead person wakes up to change the
Track - I sang under duress - Tonto Dikeh claims.
We'R responsible -Boko Haram admit.
Dnt try itagain -TB Joshua warns.
Dis is sad - Nigerians comment - I Fink Tonto's Song is nyz if we can jst listen to d
lyrics we'll *dodges slap *wait lemme finish na
*dodges bullet *dodges bomb *ahh*picks race* - Truth be told, if what Tonto Dike did qualifies to be
referred to as singing, then my generator is the
greatest vocalist of all time. - Tonto Dikeh introduced and ended her music
career in a day. She said "Hi & It's Over {Just imagining how frustrated Tonto will be right
now, 9ja i hail ooo}

@Poster it's you that know all this ooo as for me I rather sit down and watch my finger grow than watch a Nigerian movie.

Is this a test or exam, why not drop yours Frist.

Ayaa scientist sef so they ain't God afterall

@ OP thank you for this enlightenment this issue has been bugging me for quite some time at least now I know better. The way some pastors emphasize this tithe issue I can't express completely, makes me begin to feel it's only and all about the tithe.

Reinvestment of our stolen common wealth well at least he's better than those who take their loot abroad. To develop other people's community at the expense of our's.

see everybody government and citizens alike singing praises for Nokia. when I wonder will the much anticipated development of Africa be? When Africans cannot sit and think of how to solve African problems. Third world till when
Thumbs up for Nokia sha

If I take it and leave her she will be lonely then she will start singing Akon's ''lonely'' but 2 of us can catch it together then go and do ''wedlock of the gods'' on the otherside.

igbo2011: How is society based against women? You have to understand even though men have the best jobs we also have the worst jobs. Look for the most dangerous jobs and they are all male dominated. Also during wars men fight the vast majority of wars not women. Also if society was based against women then why is there so much women's health and breast cancer months? Or during the Titanic why did women and children get to go on the life boats and the men died? Just because the world is run by men doesn't mean it is run for men.

Hmmnn In the bible the woman caught committing adultery was she doing it alone? Where was the man?
Today if a guy has 3 girl friends he is hailed for his prowess but lets hear that for a girl her own don finish.
the society is indeed biased against girls.
Or why was Beijing Women's Conference of 1995 held?

trix!:
I’m surprised people still find such stories fascinating, Judging from the fact that here on Nairaland so many people CANNOT read through the body of a post, they just read the headlines and start commenting…. Let’s not even talk about their grammatical summersaults.

ROFL here in 9ja we the dust in other people's eyes through the planks in our own eyes

So what? They are not there to write essays that will make your lives better unfortunately but to enrich themselves so the basic requirement for them I think is ability to count money nonsense

Idokojimmy: “The Federal Government has last year successfully launched the NigComSat–1R Satellite, a hybrid satellite for broadcast, telecommunications and navigational services with footprints in over 35 African countries, parts of Europe, and parts of Asia.

[/b]“That satellite would be used to[/b] accelerate broadband penetration in difficult-to-reach areas and provide improved speed and quality of service.”




http://www.punchng.com/business/business-economy/fg-to-generate-450mw-solar-power-sambo/

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So the Satellite is not being used yet SMH

browncool: Could this possible become a reality in the country I know so well?

Why do we find it difficult to believe good things about our country but easier to believe the worst about her.

engr j: I got this from my facebook wall. More items being sent to the unfortunate flood victims... Pastor E.A Adeboye doing what the Federal Government cannot do.
Below are the pictures.

Man if you are his publicity secretary the you suck at the job. Make your reports better next time please

I feel like saying so you too want to add to the 7 billion.

You see imagine a school in Nigeria teaching in a local language NUC will rush and close down that school but now after observing all this, the only action that follows is a mere advice to parents SMH. Why not simply advice FG not recognize certificates from Ukrine

Attention please to save the poor masses. Someone should tell GEJ that all cassava to be used for flour should be diverted to GARRI production with immediate alacrity.

sam-obe:
May be she waz meant for friendship not marriage

The OP said dating and for many years for that matter read it again well this time.

why should that girl be so mean to you now. tell her ''I will tell my mummy for you'' if she still refuses then go and report her to your mummy.

oh-why-should-gals-be-so-mean-guy-go-and-report-her-to-mummy

Basic: I understand that Zambia are the defending champions, and that Ghana and CIV are strong footballing nations in Africa. What I don't understand is why South Africa is among the top seeds, ahead of Nigeria.

Good point but its probably because they are the host nation

Keeping the masterplan indeed, even at the expense of people's source of livelihood? Why not build shops befitting of the so called masterplan elsewhere and ask them to buy or pay rent? Instead of the ''leave this place I don't care what becomes of you'' attitude these people show.

ItsModella: I don't even understand your argument. How does wearing make-up make one fake?

Hair longer than your natural hair FAKE
Eyelashes not your natural ones FAKE
Nails longer than your natural nails FAKE
Patches of different colours on your skin FAKE
Are these not enough to say the person who has all this is fake?

THANK GOD o o o o
They would have claimed that all the routine maintainance and repairs well done and certified ok before take off

Nuezha: RED CARPET TRIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I saw the thread I expected to see handcuffed criminals with worried faces.
But reality just reminded me that we are in Nigeria afterall. SMH

My skin complexion may be black yes but my brain isn't. In fact every normal person's brain composition is the same unless the person is abnormal. So having equivalent brain, with different usage and societal system create difference in output, I believe that if I were there I will do same if not better, we are largely victims of a poor societal system but despite that some fortunate ones have excelled I'm not inferior to anyone. ''Time and chance happen to them (men) all'' says the Bible