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Health / Re: Woman Loses Hands And Legs To Illegal Butt Injection by kpozite(m): 4:15am On Oct 19, 2012
woman no try for herself at all buttless life would have more bearable and worth living with than this.
Music/Radio / Re: Tonto's Reply To Critics Of HI & ITZOVA - I have Achieved My Aim by kpozite(m): 3:42am On Oct 19, 2012
bluff! ! ! she's just bluffing
Politics / Re: ACN Distributes 100 Customized Mtn Recharge Card In Akure by kpozite(m): 6:04pm On Oct 18, 2012
babarazy: if they like make dem distribute iphone 5, i no go vote for dem

Haba Bros even for heart of heart you believe this thing wey you talk?
Music/Radio / Re: Charles Novia's Critique Of Tonto Dike's Song by kpozite(m): 5:42pm On Oct 18, 2012
And then a facebook update I saw on my wall

TONTO DIKEH'S SPECIAL - I tried downloading Tonto Dikeh's song but my
phone rejected it. My iPhone is truly a smartphone." - Tonto Dikeh's 2 tracks are like 2 Bullets , One to Kill
you and the Other to Make sure you are Dead.... - AIT Reporter : Mr Akpors what do you think about
Tonto Dikeh's new singles? AKPORS: Ah, it is meant for people who are ready to
die - #YEPAA is when a DJ Plays TONTO DIKEH'S song at a
Funeral & the dead person wakes up to change the
Track - I sang under duress - Tonto Dikeh claims.
We'R responsible -Boko Haram admit.
Dnt try itagain -TB Joshua warns.
Dis is sad - Nigerians comment - I Fink Tonto's Song is nyz if we can jst listen to d
lyrics we'll *dodges slap *wait lemme finish na
*dodges bullet *dodges bomb *ahh*picks race* - Truth be told, if what Tonto Dike did qualifies to be
referred to as singing, then my generator is the
greatest vocalist of all time. - Tonto Dikeh introduced and ended her music
career in a day. She said "Hi & It's Over {Just imagining how frustrated Tonto will be right
now, 9ja i hail ooo}

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Religion / Re: What Nollywood Tells Us About Nigeria by kpozite(m): 5:11pm On Oct 18, 2012
@Poster it's you that know all this ooo as for me I rather sit down and watch my finger grow than watch a Nigerian movie.
Nairaland / General / Re: Things You Would Do If You Had Only Twenty-Four Hours Left To Live by kpozite(m): 3:56pm On Oct 18, 2012
when it comes to that, that's when you will see the vanity and the futility of most things we do, value and chase in life. All that you have been longing for even the ones that you are ready to kill to have will become useless the only thing that becomes important will be the destination of your soul that is if you care about eternity.

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Romance / Re: If Your Partner Slaps You In Public by kpozite(m): 8:06am On Oct 18, 2012
what will lead to that in the frist place? but in case it happens, I won't retaliate there and then,but that is the beginning of the end of the relationship, relationship will end after a thorough beating in private.
Romance / Re: Your Past Experience About Distance Relationship by kpozite(m): 7:55am On Oct 18, 2012
Is this a test or exam, why not drop yours Frist.

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Health / Re: Czech Man With No Heart Dies After Six Months by kpozite(m): 11:25pm On Oct 17, 2012
Ayaa scientist sef so they ain't God afterall
Religion / Re: Is It Wrong To Give Your Tithe To The Poor by kpozite(m): 6:59pm On Oct 17, 2012
@ OP thank you for this enlightenment this issue has been bugging me for quite some time at least now I know better. The way some pastors emphasize this tithe issue I can't express completely, makes me begin to feel it's only and all about the tithe.
Politics / Re: Abdulsalami Wins Bid For Four PHCN Distribution Companies by kpozite(m): 12:49pm On Oct 17, 2012
Reinvestment of our stolen common wealth well at least he's better than those who take their loot abroad. To develop other people's community at the expense of our's.
Phones / Re: Nokia Introduces Solar Phone Charger In Nigeria by kpozite(m): 12:32pm On Oct 17, 2012
see everybody government and citizens alike singing praises for Nokia. when I wonder will the much anticipated development of Africa be? When Africans cannot sit and think of how to solve African problems. Third world till when
Thumbs up for Nokia sha
Romance / Re: Can You Catch A Grenade For Your Partner? by kpozite(m): 5:00pm On Oct 16, 2012
If I take it and leave her she will be lonely then she will start singing Akon's ''lonely'' but 2 of us can catch it together then go and do ''wedlock of the gods'' on the otherside.
Family / Re: Male Child Versus Female Child,which Is Difficult To Raise? by kpozite(m): 8:42am On Oct 16, 2012
igbo2011:
How is society based against women? You have to understand even though men have the best jobs we also have the worst jobs. Look for the most dangerous jobs and they are all male dominated. Also during wars men fight the vast majority of wars not women. Also if society was based against women then why is there so much women's health and breast cancer months? Or during the Titanic why did women and children get to go on the life boats and the men died? Just because the world is run by men doesn't mean it is run for men.

Hmmnn In the bible the woman caught committing adultery was she doing it alone? Where was the man?
Today if a guy has 3 girl friends he is hailed for his prowess but lets hear that for a girl her own don finish.
the society is indeed biased against girls.
Or why was Beijing Women's Conference of 1995 held?
Politics / Re: Some N’assembly Members Can Barely Write Their Names – Deputy Senate President by kpozite(m): 8:06am On Oct 16, 2012
trix!:
I’m surprised people still find such stories fascinating, Judging from the fact that here on Nairaland so many people CANNOT read through the body of a post, they just read the headlines and start commenting…. Let’s not even talk about their grammatical summersaults.
ROFL here in 9ja we the dust in other people's eyes through the planks in our own eyes
Politics / Re: Some N’assembly Members Can Barely Write Their Names – Deputy Senate President by kpozite(m): 7:38am On Oct 16, 2012
So what? They are not there to write essays that will make your lives better unfortunately but to enrich themselves so the basic requirement for them I think is ability to count money nonsense
Politics / Re: FG Set To Generate 450MW Solar Power(pix) by kpozite(m): 7:27am On Oct 16, 2012
Idokojimmy:

“The Federal Government has last year successfully launched the NigComSat–1R Satellite, a hybrid satellite for broadcast, telecommunications and navigational services with footprints in over 35 African countries, parts of Europe, and parts of Asia.

[/b]“That satellite would be used to[/b] accelerate broadband penetration in difficult-to-reach areas and provide improved speed and quality of service.”




http://www.punchng.com/business/business-economy/fg-to-generate-450mw-solar-power-sambo/
.
So the Satellite is not being used yet SMH
Politics / Re: FG Set To Generate 450MW Solar Power(pix) by kpozite(m): 7:14am On Oct 16, 2012
browncool: Could this possible become a reality in the country I know so well?

Why do we find it difficult to believe good things about our country but easier to believe the worst about her.
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Donate Relief Items To Flood Victims by kpozite(m): 11:26pm On Oct 15, 2012
engr j: I got this from my facebook wall. More items being sent to the unfortunate flood victims... Pastor E.A Adeboye doing what the Federal Government cannot do.
Below are the pictures.

Man if you are his publicity secretary the you suck at the job. Make your reports better next time please
Romance / Re: She's Pregnant by kpozite(m): 11:16pm On Oct 15, 2012
I feel like saying so you too want to add to the 7 billion.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Ambassador To Ukraine Warns Nigerians Not To Study In Ukraine by kpozite(m): 11:11pm On Oct 15, 2012
You see imagine a school in Nigeria teaching in a local language NUC will rush and close down that school but now after observing all this, the only action that follows is a mere advice to parents SMH. Why not simply advice FG not recognize certificates from Ukrine

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Food / Re: Price Of Garri Skyrockets Astronomically by kpozite(m): 10:20pm On Oct 15, 2012
Attention please to save the poor masses. Someone should tell GEJ that all cassava to be used for flour should be diverted to GARRI production with immediate alacrity.

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Romance / Re: If You Propose To Ur Lady And She Refuses, What Next? by kpozite(m): 8:36pm On Oct 15, 2012
sam-obe:
May be she waz meant for friendship not marriage
The OP said dating and for many years for that matter read it again well this time.
Romance / Re: If You Propose To Ur Lady And She Refuses, What Next? by kpozite(m): 8:23pm On Oct 15, 2012
why should that girl be so mean to you now. tell her ''I will tell my mummy for you'' if she still refuses then go and report her to your mummy.
Romance / Re: If You Propose To Ur Lady And She Refuses, What Next? by kpozite(m): 8:14pm On Oct 15, 2012
oh-why-should-gals-be-so-mean-guy-go-and-report-her-to-mummy
Sports / Re: CAF Reveals 2013 AFCON Teams And Draw Seeding!!!!! by kpozite(m): 6:42pm On Oct 15, 2012
Basic: I understand that Zambia are the defending champions, and that Ghana and CIV are strong footballing nations in Africa. What I don't understand is why South Africa is among the top seeds, ahead of Nigeria.
Good point but its probably because they are the host nation
Food / Re: Mamaputs Demolished At AGIS Back FTC Archive Abuja by kpozite(m): 3:16pm On Oct 10, 2012
Keeping the masterplan indeed, even at the expense of people's source of livelihood? Why not build shops befitting of the so called masterplan elsewhere and ask them to buy or pay rent? Instead of the ''leave this place I don't care what becomes of you'' attitude these people show.

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Fashion / Re: Girls, Why Do You Apply Make-Up? by kpozite(m): 2:28pm On Oct 10, 2012
ItsModella:
I don't even understand your argument. How does wearing make-up make one fake?
Hair longer than your natural hair FAKE
Eyelashes not your natural ones FAKE
Nails longer than your natural nails FAKE
Patches of different colours on your skin FAKE
Are these not enough to say the person who has all this is fake?

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Politics / Re: Another Plane Crash Averted As Aero Contractor Plane Engine Packed Up by kpozite(m): 9:27pm On Oct 08, 2012
THANK GOD o o o o
They would have claimed that all the routine maintainance and repairs well done and certified ok before take off
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Arraigned Suspects Of The Fuel Subsidy Scam. by kpozite(m): 8:23am On Oct 08, 2012
Nuezha: RED CARPET TRIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I saw the thread I expected to see handcuffed criminals with worried faces.
But reality just reminded me that we are in Nigeria afterall. SMH
Health / Re: Czech Man Becomes The First Person In The World To Live With No Heart Or Pulse by kpozite(m): 7:39am On Oct 08, 2012
My skin complexion may be black yes but my brain isn't. In fact every normal person's brain composition is the same unless the person is abnormal. So having equivalent brain, with different usage and societal system create difference in output, I believe that if I were there I will do same if not better, we are largely victims of a poor societal system but despite that some fortunate ones have excelled I'm not inferior to anyone. ''Time and chance happen to them (men) all'' says the Bible

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