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RomanceRe: I'm Scared To Ask Her For Sex by Kronikuz: 9:23pm On Aug 16, 2022
Thonia69:
She'll beat you?

I like your sexy body, to be honest I'd like to fvck you tonight! Are you cool with that? Period! If she says no, sorry.

This life is simple.
No dey deceive the clueless man. Y'all lots will decline and leave him demoralized for 6 monthsgrin
RomanceRe: I'm Scared To Ask Her For Sex by Kronikuz: 9:20pm On Aug 16, 2022
You no sabi game but you wan smash. More like illetarate trying to do school assignment grin
RomanceRe: Between A Nigerian Feminist And Her Boyfriend by Kronikuz: 9:16pm On Aug 16, 2022
NL feminists left the group chat grin
RomanceRe: There's Way You Feel Being With Ladies That Other Guys Are Dying (photo) by Kronikuz: 9:07pm On Aug 16, 2022
Amb1045:
Having a simp as a friend is dangerous because he's going to stain you with the simp rubbish. Remembered sitting in a round table with a Navy simping man. Naturally men always try to respect those military men because of the uniform. This navy man has fought his wife publicly because of this useless olosho girl. We were just discussing until this lady arrive started complaining to the man that she doesn't like were chairs where that they should change position, mind you six men where on this table having a wonderful discussion. The simp Navy officer suggested that we should change the sitting position because the manipulative lady didn't like the current position. All men had to obey him while I was boiling deep down in me.
Simps be drowning men since 18BC
RomanceRe: A Friend Sent Me A Car, Who Should I Give The Old One To by Kronikuz: 8:21pm On Aug 16, 2022
No advice for simps this year. Let them wait till after election
RomanceRe: My Pregnant Wife Is Cheating On Me, Here's My Proof. by Kronikuz: 6:13pm On Aug 15, 2022
Ficient:
Steve dey pour hot akamu for your unborn pikin head
Comrade why naw. You don't really have to put such thoughts in his head grin
RomanceRe: Let's Hear From You How You Wanna Haunt When Wicked Souls Kill You by Kronikuz: 6:11pm On Aug 15, 2022
SlayerOfSatanst:
The fire I carry is too hot! See how the op answered everyone on this thread but cant dare to answer me because she knows she would be burnt to ashes.

cc: Amunethseranu I know you are Sister.Fire
The biitch will ignore you cheesy
HealthRe: 15-Year-Old Indian Injected Her Boyfriend's HIV Positive Blood To Prove Her Love by Kronikuz: 6:08pm On Aug 15, 2022
Female simp cheesy
RomanceRe: Men Will Always Be Men! My Recent Experience!!! by Kronikuz: 6:07pm On Aug 15, 2022
Islandlady:
Yes, men will always be men irrespective of his race, religion and tribe, their flirtious, cheating and polygamous nature must reflect! angry

So, this past month, I took a first time trip to Badagry to relax n explore wink and I lodged in a resort! During my tour around I met this newly wedded Ivorian couples from Abijan who came to Badagry for their honeymoon, the wife was soo friendly, beautiful and nice toh...so we all tour around together with some other wonderful tourists too!

A day to the last days of my tour, we all chill in a bar to gist and to bid them farewell and then I went back to arrange my stuffs against the next day travel...but the most annoying moment was when this newly wedded Ivorian guy ran after me to ask for my number and also started telling me how he has fallen in love with me(lol) and will want us to have a sexy relationship since he always visits Nigeria!

I blantly turned down his proposal and left, I was so angry and pissed that why will a man on his honeymoon be asking another lady out!... Then I understand that cheating n flirting are natural features of Men!!!

To my fellow women, it's okay to trust your hubby and boyfriends to some extent but just prepare for the unexpected from them, so your heartbreak will not be much!
Cooked up shit angry
RomanceRe: My Friend Married A Narcissist And I Am Now Her Emotional Wastebin by Kronikuz: 5:56pm On Aug 15, 2022
Carry your cross bro. No advice for simps this year. Let them wait after election
RomanceRe: Being A SIMP Is The Worst Thing That Can Happen To A Man(image Included) by Kronikuz: 5:55pm On Aug 15, 2022
ganiuofficial:
and there will only be advice if a better candidate win
for sure na
RomanceRe: What's With The Recent Buying Of ? [Pics] by Kronikuz: 2:11pm On Aug 15, 2022
advanceDNA:
Its sure pi will enter the exchange market so people are just trying to buy when it has little or no value....even if it just 100 dollars when it hits the crypto market..you could be in millions if you have plenty pi...
Can I see on binance or reminato? Thanks
RomanceRe: Question On Olosho: Mainland Vs Island by Kronikuz: 2:07pm On Aug 15, 2022
ojun50:
This one na son wey them vomit
grin
RomanceRe: She Said She Feel Bad Because We Kissed. by Kronikuz: 2:05pm On Aug 15, 2022
Truthsoldier:
Is there any format there,pls explain.

buh I nor bi were..be calming down
You be her werey grin
She's making you see her as a good girl. Instead of you to smash her pussy out you are here acting like 8 yes old werey cheesy
RomanceRe: Being A SIMP Is The Worst Thing That Can Happen To A Man(image Included) by Kronikuz: 2:03pm On Aug 15, 2022
Let him carry his cross. No advice for simps this year. Let them wait after election
RomanceRe: She Said She Feel Bad Because We Kissed. by Kronikuz: 1:59pm On Aug 15, 2022
Babe dey give werey format he dey fo
RomanceRe: Lady I Sent My Nude Pictures To Online Is Blackmailing Me - Young Girl Cries Out by Kronikuz: 1:57pm On Aug 15, 2022
Lesbian don jam grin
RomanceRe: I Lose Interest When A Lady Tells Me 'I Love You', Am I Normal? by Kronikuz: 1:54pm On Aug 15, 2022
Lmao
RomanceRe: Am I Too Soft Or I'm Just Being Stupid? by Kronikuz: 8:14pm On Aug 14, 2022
I think you are stupid. Why go out your way to help mfs angry
TravelRe: Just Shutdown Dubai Yesterday (pics) by Kronikuz: 6:36pm On Aug 14, 2022
Iamdbull:
Lol not my phone ooo but the phone used for the picture is 1iphone 11 or 12 or 13 like that I don't know the difference
Aiit
TravelRe: Just Shutdown Dubai Yesterday (pics) by Kronikuz: 5:33pm On Aug 14, 2022
Iamdbull:
Do you know we have Dubai in Abuja? It's called the Centenary city. I didn't know about the place too but you know naa my MUSIC is traveling faster than anything.

I was called to come and shut down everywhere.

I won't talk too much if you wanna see how it all went down go and follow me on Instagram here www.instagram.com/dbullofficial then view my insta stories.



Then haters are free to unfollow then come back here and insult me as usual.


It must be really hard to hate on Dbull ooo. Imagine being in Nigeria, supporting Man u and at the end of the day hating on a shining light like Dbull chaiiiiiiiii.


My interview with the press

https://youtube.com/shorts/8eWD9aNQOE0?feature=share
Your phone camera is dope. What phone is that?
RomanceRe: 95% Of Men Don't Know How To Make A Woman Cum. by Kronikuz: 2:16pm On Aug 14, 2022
Zonefree:
To cum is a hustle and hustle is per head. As I dey hustle for my cum, it's expected you hustle for yours simultaneously.

Don't hang your cum on my hustle. Must you be parasitic every time?
grin grin
RomanceRe: Why You Should Never Believe A Woman's Tears. My Experience by Kronikuz(op): 2:10pm On Aug 14, 2022
dawnomike:
The 100 bucks was for the services she rendered by putting you to bed after being drunk
You prefer people stealing from you cos they offered you their service(s)?
RomanceRe: Why You Should Never Believe A Woman's Tears. My Experience by Kronikuz(op): 2:09pm On Aug 14, 2022
Jennyclay:
It's like you were really pained and you've not healed from what happened 12 years ago.

Because of common #100 you grabbed a girl like a pervert forgetting the fact that she helped you return your drunken ass home safely. Even if she stole the money, you should have just let by-gone be by-gone

Please are you that broke that you can't let go common #100? Even after 12 years undecided

My prayers are with broke men around the world ooo!!
Dimb ass biitch grin
RomanceWhy You Should Never Believe A Woman's Tears. My Experience by Kronikuz(op): 1:37pm On Aug 14, 2022
This happened about 12 years ago. I was still in secondary school living in a rented apartment. My landlord's daughter was living in the compound as well with one potbelly man who used to deal on cars. I used to tease this my landlord's daughter alot we were like frenemies. Just playfully yabbing each other nothing serious. We got boundaries tho

So there was this day, I and two of my neighbor friends living in the next compound went somewhere to collect a package. When we got there the person we were to meet had a party and there was drinks. That's how we ended up drunk and we had to be shipped home on a bus like goods.

I got home wasted and talking trash and all that drunk man shiit. This girl (my landlord's daughter) assisted me to my room. Took off my shirt, placed me on the bed and left.

Recall I was still conscious of everything going on just that I was too intoxicated to act normal.

Few moments later she came in my room and touched me. I acted like I was alseep. She kicked me on the leg I didn't move. Then she moved down and searched my pockets. I had 100 naira left in me left pocket and she took it and left..

When I regained full consciousness I went straight to her, asked her why she took money from me instead of asking. She was like what do I mean. I repeated that she could ask and I'd give her as usual and not take from me when I was drunk. Na so this girl begin change am for you that am I still drunk.

Omo that's how I took it to the next level. I grabbed her to bring out the money. Babe started crying. This girl cried that all the neighbors came out. At a time I thought I was dreaming and almost believed her cos she cried to the extent that one of the neighbors called her dad. Lotta people believed her and I almost did but where was my 100 naira. Cos my pockets tights and I was 100% aware and saw her when she took out the money. The only mistake I did was not wake and grab her when she was stealing. Omo fear catch me that day. Even the potbelly man threatened to call the police on me for harrasing an innocent girl. Cos this girl cry throway body for ground. Just cos she didn't want to admit she stole from me she had to go through all that so people will believe her.

Since then any time there is an issue and a woman starts crying I will just know something is on.
RomanceRe: MEN!! Never Believe The TEARS Of Any Woman Even If She Wants To Die!! (Photos) by Kronikuz: 1:21pm On Aug 14, 2022
Demigod22:
Women can lie to you no matter what, especially when they are cheating in the relationship. Women are very comfortable with lies and deceits. Trusting women is more dangerous than trusting Buhari. Devil used her for a reason.
Comrade you are wowing me grin
RomanceRe: I'm Getting Too Attached To My Girlfriend I'm Scared I Might Get Hurt by Kronikuz: 12:44pm On Aug 14, 2022
Miravik900:
Hello nairalanders I have this girl we just started dating a couple of weeks ago our relationship hasn't been that cool we are having trust issues I don't trust her because I have this feeling that girls are cheats just 2 days ago I found out she is still talking to her ex and maybe in a month or two she will start schooling at a far distance uni I talked to her about it if our relationship would continue as she wants to start schooling she said no issues but I don't feel secure she is a fresh student my guys are telling me that should your girlfriend get enrolled in a uni forget about her I don't just know what to do I'm confused because as at now I think I love her very much and I'm scared to lose her please help me
Na una type sabi drink sniper cos of woman grin
FamilyRe: I Just Need A Family by Kronikuz: 12:30pm On Aug 14, 2022
udede:
there was no agreement with her not to have kids, i also noticed that she is hiding things from me especially reasons why she couldn't have kids.
Oh. Just read this now. Since you too didn't have any agreements then it could be she has some skeleton hidden and that's bad for you, especially when you are being kept in the dark for a decade.
FamilyRe: I Just Need A Family by Kronikuz: 12:27pm On Aug 14, 2022
udede:
YES i have been married for about 10 years and my wife is in his early 30s. She doesn't want kids but I want them,and we have non. She refuses every medical test and diagnosis with flimsy excuses.

I need a second wife as soon as possible, some one that love kids and want to have them, I'm a Christian and an Igbo from Anambra but my denomination dosent oppose polygamy (polygny)
Bro you never stated if you two agreed on this. In as much as I want to support you it is wrong to hear one side of a story and pass judgements. Cos if you both agreed to no kids from the onset then you at fault. Cos how can you love kids and agree to a woman who doesn't love kids?
Something you arr not telling but it is OK
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Cannot Get Pregnant by Kronikuz: 1:27pm On Aug 12, 2022
TheLordofHost:
She has been staying with me since the beginning of ASUU strike, almost 6 months now and we have been having sex without protection. I don’t even pull out.

I don’t think she is on birth control. I love this girl but I think she is infertile.

Is this normal with some women? Because I don’t want to take the relationship serious anymore .

MODIFIED: To those down there accusing me of being impotent. I AM NOT.
If you check my previous posts you’d see I have a child already. 2 other girls have gotten pregnant for me but ended up aborting .

I would not be posting this if I didn’t love this girl and plan to marry her later on.
Cracked me hard so hard grin
FamilyRe: Help! My Husband Is Starving Me Of Sex And It Is Affecting Me by Kronikuz: 5:50pm On Aug 11, 2022
LoveUdie:
"I got married in 2021. Ever since day one, my hubby and I have sex twice a month. I have tried talking to him but he'll say he isn't feeling fine. If I try to seduce him he'll remove my hand. I'll have to wait till he feels like having sex which is twice a month.

We don't have kids yet and we both work. I'm tired because I'm missing out on the fun of marriage. What can I do?"



What can she do house? How can she make her husband show more interest in sex?
Dress sexy. Wear revealing and hot panties that will make he wanna tear off and ravage you. Stop to dey dress like mama for house.
Music/RadioRe: Fireboy DML Playboy: Album Of The Decade by Kronikuz: 5:48pm On Aug 11, 2022
Burna album still the one Grammy tho

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