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nice one suga

the best ever.

@tessy

incase you've been married to a man you barely know.

i know the ni99a well,, he works in a bakery and gets very lucky the days he can sneak out a loaf of bread out.

if u're gonna leave by that, then i've got one thing for you.

there are new running shoes in the market now, get 'em and run fast into the hands of the next available guy around

you may be lucky enuff to be in the hands of a bricklayer (biggerboy).

if u find clemcy, you'll find him

it aint that hard!

i didnt dey oh.

[quote author=Suga_Lips link=topic=93199.msg1705078#msg1705078 date=1195682457]Again I bet it would have made more sense if I understood what you said.[/quote]why are u dulling to the razzling of a young and talented fellow like that.

@chyker

not so sure if yur flow still works on females.

i suppose u stick to BEN-GAYS
huh!

kronky is here to claim his rightful spot, my darling sugar_lips.

just hold on a moment, i'll be there.

na waoh

black box happens to be very expensive oh!

hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


chei! aunty etteh!!!!

see the kind disgrace wey you don bring to this our family.

papa used all his pension allowance to send you to the house and he had high hopes that he was gonna be the happy fada of a speaker.

not until our landlord kicked us out 2nyts ago,

now all the people on nland has gotten a wind of the numerous redefined english grammer -

am happy though, coz wat they have here s just the tip of the iceberg, they still need to get into the teabag to see watz up.

deeply saddened!

[quote author=tj_tj link=topic=94862.msg1704879#msg1704879 date=1195678620]Yo guys wats the situation like in nigeria?[/quote]bros nothing bad and good dey happen here oh,

we just dey still dey expect the returns from the money wey u collect from our papa say u dey go canada

it's been long oh,

for your information, papa recently made up his mind to accept the 1 soul for unlimited wealth offer from okija shrine,

you seem to be the only one on his mind,

remedy:

send down some money to me, make i use buy am small shepe to get am high.

he'll send your name thru nipost to okija only wen he's high, else, txt message na only N5.

hurry while offer lasts,

hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I hope Ituen invites me for the Child naming ceremony.

The child shld be named after me. After all, i contributed to the growth of the baby by buying expired condom for ituen

@poster

Did u require a lawyer before u got this form out?

I'll fill the form and submit it. Hp ur daughters are worth the headache. _{a cripple would be better}

_{saw the parents drive out of the hospital with rage,}

going to the pharmacist to get a refund,


then turning to GOD to ask him why he had to send another JESUS without notice.

Why through 'em?

gear up brova


it may get to you first.

freezy:
You were meant to say "these", Migines! See what happens when you frolick with redundant/retarded pips?

tru talk!

_{kronky the hacker steps in and diverts the funds to his account.}

getting rich stress free.

nice smart pill

MAYBE MR/MRS TOPE SHOULD TRY ONE!

[quote author=tope_teadr link=topic=71424.msg1694541#msg1694541 date=1195460561]Fred kruger (kronkay), if i catch u en! You'll be begging 4 your wife.[/quote]hmmmm

<sub>wondering what a midget with a limp dic!< can do to my wife!!!!!

shakes head in disgust</sub>

NOTHING-------NOT A THREAT TO MOSQUITO.

THE THREAD NO EVEN GET HEAD SEF

abeg make una check if yaba left side gate dey open.


cuz e be like say person don run comot.

biggerboy

don't mind them jare

you get choices to make

either declare yur intentions to her asap (she's such a nice fellow, she'll take you in)
or
gosh! only you fit talk wetin you go see there.


F.Y.I. ALL


I DID NOT COME HERE OH!

i just cant imagine all this.

migs, the eldest son of this family, has finally decided to put his hands on his younger broda's throat.

haba!

i just left tis house for a quick drink and now all i see is some kids running around the backyard swimming pool naked.

freezy, i no go talk again oh, i want to see blood but not on my hands.

mr/mrs Tope
if freezy exhibits the tru legend in him, am sure i not gonna miss you.
if i may ask @@how old are yu@@, ?? there may be a need for you to grow up.


i've really missed you guys oh
where is clem?

winter

yeah!

you wont find them in the intelectuals section

am shocked at everybody's responses.
haba! make una let the girl be herself.
afterall freezy is not complaining.
the joke was for him and he alone should enjoy it. chikena!

@richo

the person that sent you to school wasted his/her money -------i swear.

and am fcking sure they are regretting why they put u in that nursery school under the mango tree in ur village.

this is all they get from it.

pity.------get a life dawg.

@mdsocks
follow the smileys one after the other and you'll be okay

ya 5uck

i guess he'll be called the lower husband

dash am transport fare

mdsocks:
@Naijagurly
if that's the definition of forum in your dictionary then please walk out
This is a community,
A community of Nigerians and Non-Nigerains
Rich and poor, Small and old
Being anonymous dosen't give you a pass to insult people as you like!
If you behave like these on a public forum i wonder how you will behave in a normal world

!~WORD~!