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shit! wat a gud samaritan

huuuhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuhhh

hehehehe

[quote\'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life,' \quote]pure stupidity.

why dont you guyz just kip quiet and get down to biz.
he who wants a gf or those who nids a bf should try searching on google or yahoo.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa

goddammitt iwajay!
was that ur first time?

iwajay:
that deal has been called off. Ituen is now a bra marchant.

i believe thats where he makes his living from. coz last i saw him, he was on the street with a camcoder trynna capture all the bootties around.

nice but seen it before

God is always faithful to those who believe.

Don't sound so alarmed, she's been down there before.

hey clem. stop washing your dirrty catapault on nairaland

suspence

u guyz wouldnt believe this,
after the supreme court judge ruled against omehia 2day, 50mins later he was dragging a taxi wit me just to move his dirty things outta the government house.
abeg make una ask am where all im money and cars go? coz next time wey im go try that nonsense wit me, i go show am where im mates dey paint aba road.

thankx man. but she just a torn in the flesh of everybody that trynna have some fun here.

Naijagurly:
don't you have anything to do?

everybody watch out! there's an alien on nairaland. a dumb one for that matter.

Naijagurly:
I know that I am the smartest person here so the joke must be really stupid or childish because I don't get it.

u are the dumbest person GOD ever created, and am sure he's regretting the night he worked overtime just to complete the work for the day.

Naijagurly:
Go and flush your brain in the toilet. you don't use it anyway

i suppose where you come from, laffta is a very expensive commodity, matter of fact, IT HURTS TO LAFF. you've never dropped anything reasonable since you got here.

i can give you his number, mail address, house address, post office address or even his village address sef.
naija news no dey carry that kain story. they only cover the unfortunate and miserable part of your life. chikena!

are u planning on subscribing to his jokes line? why should you waste your money on that, when u can kidnapp one of his daughters (clemcy his favourite) and the ransom be a million jokes to your box daily for the next two years.

he's one sonofabitch. the guy has been there and done that.

u think you can impress her with 3310,
she no go fall joooooo., i just bought her a brand new trium

you know, it used to be krazy to see an slowpoke in a social gathering. But right now, i kant just understand WTF this is.
WHO gave you the address to this site?
abeg delete this before seun sees it.
na wa for the kind things wey we dey see for here oh.
I'll recommend ITUEN'S SCHOOL OF COOKOO'S. It's cheap, requirement, yoyu just have to act stupid once.

GIVE THE KID A CHANCE TO XPRESS HIS/HERSELF.
attacking the kid like that aint gonna help develop his/her never there talent.

cos she's still on my bed. pls stop calling

thats the part of a man thats hard to forget.
goddam drunk

damnn.
the kid is sick alright.

blow core

i agree with clem. nevr gets old.