₦airaland Forum

190-the-clown:
1) after all if he doesnt marry you - na una papa house una go die put so manage and call him every blessed day even if he doesnt call

2) if he beats you - wash his clothes, if he slaps you, cook for him, if he forgets your birthday - buy him a gift on his birthday - thats loyalty - during the time of your mothers they were loyal so why cant you 21st century women be


4) Dont ask for things your father cant afford
This is the most serious of all, Nigerian girls dont ask for things your father cant afford - all those ice cream, mr biggs, shawama, recharge cards, Brazilian hair, daddy yaki, perfumes, even TEDDY BEAR should never be demanded from a man, you have a father - even if hes village based, carry your list there



6)
, submit your passwords, atm pins, every other code out there but never you ask for our passwords else we would leave you we can choose to even add you on facebook if we decide to so stop stalking us

Hahaahahaaahahaahaahahaahaha!!!!!!!
****falls from third mainland bridge******
lmao!!!!!

190-the-clown:
1) after all if he doesnt marry you - na una papa house una go die put so manage and call him every blessed day even if he doesnt call

2) if he beats you - wash his clothes, if he slaps you, cook for him, if he forgets your birthday - buy him a gift on his birthday - thats loyalty - during the time of your mothers they were loyal so why cant you 21st century women be


4) Dont ask for things your father cant afford
This is the most serious of all, Nigerian girls dont ask for things your father cant afford - all those ice cream, mr biggs, shawama, recharge cards, Brazilian hair, daddy yaki, perfumes, even TEDDY BEAR should never be demanded from a man, you have a father - even if hes village based, carry your list there



6)
, submit your passwords, atm pins, every other code out there but never you ask for our passwords else we would leave you we can choose to even add you on facebook if we decide to so stop stalking us

Hahaahahaaahahaahaahahaahaha!!!!!!!
****falls from third mainland bridge******
lmao!!!!!

yuzedo: Bro, who revealed the secret anti-gangnam antidote to you? Are you a part of our esteemed movement of life??

Yea bro!!! I must say,what i revealed up there is TOP SECRET and i'm on the run.. As am speaking,i am being followed...

All i have to say is "Thank obatala she aint Nigerian".. Relaxes with a sigh of relief...

yuzedo: Gangnam Style is the song of the Anti-Christ.
That is why it took the world by storm and beat all previous music records.
It is a hypnotic movement designed according to the 14th law of the kaballah-markhtov..
It will be the official sign of the beast after rapture according to the bible (google Revelations:gangnam)

please do not dance it or you may die too.

Thank you...

For those of you who have already danced gangam style,dont worry it's not too late..
All you have to do is to buy red and blue candle with agric fowl and a new music player.. Head to the nearest river and strangle the fowl and throw it in the river saying "GANGAM NO BE YOU GET MY LIFE"... Then light your candles,put on your music player and dance "KUKERE" naked for one hour... Do all this,and you are safe....

kaorama: People will soon surf and forget their destination. And tomorrow some CPC nairalanders will start saying GEJ is not working.

This is the most silly/senseless post of the week.. Inshort,your mumu na die....

Ah!!!! Well,it is safe to say that nobody will make heaven.. Look,i know this woman is trying to draw people to God,but why must it be through fear and horror.. Why no draw people to God by preaching about his love for us.. Sadly enough,this article will rather push people away from God rather than drawing close to him,cos there is no need to start a journey that you know you cannot finish....
Can you imagine someone going to hell cos of earings?? Haha,i shake my head.. This article might just be a tool of the devil to make a relationship with God look imposible,trust me,the devil is too smart...
Every week,one person go wake up saying God don carry him/her go heaven.. Na wa oh,abi dem tink say heaven na san siro or silverbird galleria or cinema...
Some people might think they are doing God good,but dont know that God will punish them for scarring people away from him.. Like it is written "God works in mysterious ways"....
BABA GOD,LET THY WILL BE DONE...And please,open my/our eyes to see the truth and know when the devil comes as an angel of light in disguise because that guy is just to smart and intelligent for my liking... AMEN

obadiah777: HE LOOKS LIKE A DEMON. JESUS WAS AN AUSTERE NEGRO

hahahahaahahahaaahaahahahahaha!!!!!!! Abeg i not fit laugh ooh... I trust say u must show anywhere wey people dey mistake the identity of isrealites/christ.....

8.. She wants to have sex: She feels very shy to let you know that she's Hot...
9.. She always wants to ***ok let me stop here** before them go ban me till 31st century...

Hahahaa!!!! So this guy is also a clown in real life... But dat im wife go strong pass am by far oh...

In as much as i dislike this girl,i just have to admit that she has that natural magnetic force that attracts people to whatever she's involved in.. The number victim of that magnetic force is NAIRALAND...
To prove my point,just watch this make frontpage... Wait oh,una sure say seun no dey use tonto pishures self-service imself...

You forget to add suya boyfriend

mitchyy: Who born the men.... Girls!
End of story

Who fluid the girls... Men

Na im be say i be illuminati cos i get natural vampire tooth abi?? Mine is at the upper tooth though...

Legend?? Even if you die today,you don try abeg...

mitchyy: Who runs the world?

girls...
Who runs the girls? Men....
Who pays the girls? Men....

Hmmmmn,technology is getting better.. When will we africans get there.. We are so lost in the tech world that whenever we see technology at dispaly,we just scream "OYINBO NA WINCH"...
We also can do it,but we just need the materials and support/enlightenment..

Fatdon: According to the president, Nigeria’s challenges are not peculiar and insurmountable; they just require strong support and understanding from the citizenry to overcome them.

which understanding and support have we not given jona and his brothers.. Abi,e easy to siddon keep quiet for years when nothing is working?.. Through out the years,have we ever gone out to protest despite knowing that our funds are stolen day and night.. Isn't our quiteness a form of support.. Jona you are ungrateful!!

fatdon: In his Christmas message, the presiding bishop of The Redeemed Evangelical Mission (TREM), Bishop Mike Okonkwo, urged Nigerians to use the Christmas season to reflect on the challenges confronting the nation

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Abeg,make this bishop shut the bleep up abeg.. Through out this year,we don reflect the problems of this country tire,day in,day out.. We found out that our problems are our leaders and men of God like him who shy away from the truth when a politician slaps them with a huge sum of offering... Christmas time wey person suppose use flex,and smile,spend time with loved one's na im person go use dey reflect the problem of naija abi?? Bishop,you no well...

fatdon: He, however, urged them to stop complaining about the difficulties but to keep faith with God as no situation was too big or difficult for Him to handle.

So make we sit down dey wait for God to magically solve our problem abi?? Then what is the use of the brain he gave us.. Anyway,i no blame this man sha,maybe na dat offering and tithe wey he dey collect from members dey make am misbehave...



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I dey see 20years as her age,abi my eye dey play me wayo... Ok,she's has spent 20yrs in the industry....

Shey dem don sleep..
**tip toes into thread,bends down and drops thick sh*it** ... ##sights somebody coming with torch light shouting "who dey sh*it dat kind thing for my farm##
** quickly wears trousers and picks race**

wayne4loan: I knw 1 of those guys .. Nawa oo .him cup done full

Abi na you be the gang leader called "chioma"... Abeg na joke oh..

How are u guys sure this story is true?? Even if it's true,i sure say na laptop rice not computer laptop..

Omo dis wendy williams na complete MAN..

If this thing no make frontpage ehn,make miss Nairaland nyash bend go one side....

Ehen,so na you be dat black toothless old man wey dey smile with green teeth abi??

Can someone provide the link to download the chris rock documentary on mobile phones...

Hahahaha!!!! I dont know why,but it sounds funny to me... Africa got brains

God is indeed wonderful!!!!