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beckyomas: Pls where can one get it in warri, delta state or benin? Nd what is it called in these places...might want to try it outJust go to any market and ask for "ori oyo"....shikena |
Mehn.. Se talent |
Idowuogbo: I swear u took d words right out of my fingers. I feel for him and d so called gal, he had better start letting his mother no he is capable of making decisions. Hian! Dis mum and son love dey extreme o!Yea.. I noticed that the more i grow,the more she is beginning to let me have my way... I havent even dreamt of reaching 21yrs though,but she has started letting me free so like my friends will say "ALL IZ WELL"..... |
greatgod2012: chai! D lady you will date/marry must and should be extra ordinarily patient and tolerant, because your mum might not take some things easy with her, infact, she has to please your mum always before she could really win your heart.........just thinking how that is gonna be....... May God help you ooooooooooooooo.Not really!!! Inshort,i think my wife will over enjoy cos she will have the best mother-in-law in the world. Trust me,my mum is an angel in human form,i know why i said this because i'm a very careful observer(.i observe everybody,including my mum),well that's by the way. All my mum just wants is a God fearing girl with good character .. Shikena... |
Idowuogbo: Wow! Adapting? Are u allowed dates? Or mum still butts in...Sorry o! Just curious.Loool... Why not?? But still,l i no dey let my mama know sha cos i no wan put pressure on the girl.. I have my own way of making mum Feel ralaxed . That's one advantage of being an only child "ABILITY TO ADAPT" and "MANEUVER".... |
Idowuogbo: Awwww... Kai! To date go hard u o! Damn!Well,not really.. If there is one thing i know how to do is to adapt perfectly.. Although,let me admit,it's kinda hard sha cos during most of my teen years i was isolated from the opposite sex(cos mum was over protective.. I mean over over),thus making me feel ackward in the presence of the opposite sex.. But am adapting sha... |
Mehn,it aint easy oh... Lonliness: i have so gotten used to it that i like isolating myself from people and being alone... Mum keeps treating me like a little child,if i no gree eat,she go dey vex say i dey starve myself.... I always compromise to always make her happy cos i dont want her to feel like i'm taking advantage of being her only child... Mum always likes to dictate how i should live my life and gets angry when i oppose... Inshort,being the only child has made me shun most of what i liked doing cos i want to always make my mum happy... It aint easy atall... I jealous people who have siblings and wish i had one,but there are some things in life that you just cant get.. Well my mum loves me to pieces that it scares the hell out of me to disappoint her.. So i'm always under pressure in how i behave and live my life.... Mum wants to know my friends,where i go and my private life and all.. Like seriously,WTF... Lastly and most importantly,mum thinks she owns my life and wants me to live it to her taste... The thing don tire me but i no wan break this woman heart cos women are fragile.... |
Hahahaaaahaahahaa!!! Laff don killi me oh.. So kinky hair na disease wey person go cure |
Chanchit: Mods if this thread fails to make front page and another person post same news that makes it to d front page, I will protest o.!Hahahaa!!!! I haff dies..... |
Kamanda: Mario has to respect Martins.Hahaaahaahaahahahaha!!!!! Lwkmad!!! |
martyns303: I pity the older generation, they had to deal with ugly technology.The next generation will also say the same thing to ours |
touching |
@op.. May you never get onome back.. It is clear that you are very selfish and do not love onome cos you only came to your sense after you drank all what the other girl had to offer... Had it been you came back to your senses before exploring all what the other girl had,i would have said "ok,you deserve a second chance" Onome will get a better man who deserves her,and you will get a girl that suits you(a girl who will be with you and be exploring other guy's diiicckkk...) |
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obisage: am only getteing a warning of over data usage..... cos i browse free unlimited on my Tablet....Which network?? Did you use tweak or any software to bypass or you pay for it?? |
A Nigerian discovers a way to use Garri as fuel... |
Our population has officially increased |
A country specially made for people who committed great sins in their past life.. Trust me,hitler will return to earth as adebayo or tobechukwu or maybe akpos... but i still dey wonder the kain sin wey i commit,cos i be good boy oh!!! Anyway, i still love my naija wella... |
Maleeq: Caution: If you provide a link to a cracked version of a commercial application/software, you will be BANNED!!What if he provides a link to a cracked version of a private software?? |
nne3870: I thought you were intelligent!!!Nonsense!!! I know your type who claim to be intelligent just to console their dumb head.. Why dont you prove how his policies have caused pain in the society? Why dont you give us precise examples of how it has caused pain in the society more than the FG.. I am very sure that if someone stops you on the road and asks you at gun point how sanusi's policies have caused pain more than the fg's in our society,you wont be able to answer cos all you do is follow the crowd and listen to "them say" "them say"..... |
Omo!! See "OGOR"... I go begin suspect any person head wey carry un-usual ogor |
Wait oh!! Na evil spirit you wan chase comot for the laptop body abi na only virus... |
Chineke!!!!! ***sprinkles holy water on thread and picks race*** |
Your nyash is too strong,God should have made you a man.... |
CHINE55: I once went to see my girlfrend in her holstel,on getin dia i realised her roommates wia around and while waiting for them to oblige us the privacy we needed,she gave me her pictures and while i was watching i felt a bit uneasy and needed 2 fart.jux den i raised a portion of my ass to fart silently but i dint succeed as it sounded loudly and oozed afterwards dat her roomies had 2 leave.i dint believe i did such and i left in other to save my face.i know u all have embarasn mo's so share it lets hearChoi!!!!! Instead of this to happen to me,e better make MTN deduct my 20gig in 2 secs for music of 3mb.... |
I am in the state of "Rest of mind" |
huni_naija: Holy ghost fire to consume any form of bomb, plastic, metal or gun in the name of jesus! May the fire of abraham consume every living breath in the camp of bokos old or young, slim or tall, fat or short! May there hands and mouth be tied and may my country receive peace and favour this xmas/new years! May the FG become clueless and have the wisdom to tackle this unfortunate development with there brains! Someone say amen!!Hahahahaha!!!!! So abraham get him own fire... Chai, lord have mercy... laff don finish me today..... @BTW,ask yourself this question "Why is it that you and adeboye/other strong men of God have prayed against this boko haram wahala times without number,but boko haram still keeps killing people/xtians"?? God wants us to wake up and solve this boko haram problem physically as a country,cos boko haram is not a spiritual problem..... |
Metallurgist: We sincerly wish u a peacefull xmas and enjoined u not to take the law into ur own hands after all when xtains attack muslims on eids day last year did jni call for a declaration of war? We do not support BH and we dont hav control over them take ur neccessary security measures i advise but for a minority to declear war on the majority for action of some fanatics among us is tantamount to suicideWhaaaaaat ?? You must be very very silly and fwooolisssh.... You tried too hard to sound like a responsible muslim,but you can never hide the evil bloodsucking demonic heart/mindset passed on from genaration to genarations by your oga "Muhammedu" to 99.9% of muslims on the face of the earth... To even imagine that the most sane kind hearted muslim behaves like a bloodsucking demon whenever the name "christian is involved" clearly gives me the right to say "DEVIL= ISLAM AND ISLAM= DEVIL"... Islam na religion of pisssssssssssss!!!!! |
lekanolas: CAN, while calling on security agencies to protect Nigerians during the celebration,So boko islam are free to continue killing christians after xmas abi.. What da fuucck is so special about xmas sef?? lekanolas: Oibe also called on Christians to go about their normal activities during the Christmas and to worship God without fear.Why this man no come down to north and lead the worship.. He siddon for safe place dey yarn Abeg,what is the defination of worshipping God??.. How does celebrating xmas means worshipping God?? To me,100% of people use xmas as a day of flexing not worshipping God .. Abeg make una no listen to this man oh.. Make una siddon for house,chop rice,clean mouth and sleep... Cos if you dey waka about anyhow on xmas day and stray bullet hit you and you die,you will be shocked to hear God tell you he doesn't know what xmas is.... Just obey God,do good to people and help the needy.. Shikena... If you like,carry your big head on xmas day dey form soldier of christ for street,and boko boys catch you.. Walahi,you go hear weeeeen lekanolas: . But if Boko Haram goes ahead with their planned attack, according to security warning in the newspapers, it will be a declaration of war against Christians in Nigeria.Shooooor!!!! Who be this man sef?? I no sure say he dey live for naija... So na today he dey know? Weda boko islam no attack again,dem don already wage war against christians since nah...... |
Well,our's gave all the staffs one bag of garri,one carton of peak milk,one packet of sugar and one carton of bottled water... At first,we were angry but later we realised that the MD hails from ijebu,hence we understood... |
Nwogbe: Dancing alanta, azonto plus ganyam sytle......... First to .........MUMU HIMSELF |
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?? You must be very very silly and fwooolisssh.... You tried too hard to sound like a responsible muslim,but you can never hide the evil bloodsucking demonic heart/mindset passed on from genaration to genarations by your oga "Muhammedu" to 99.9% of muslims on the face of the earth...