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evilmind: from my findings it is like onyeka nwelue is DEAD. we hard he traveled to india for surgery and died in the hospital. anyone can confam this?

onyeka is a satanist and i just wish this is not true, because he will go to hellfire.

any one knows where this boy is?

Choi!!!!! All my prayer be say "MAKE YOUR GBAGUUN NO KILL THE GUY OH"

Omo see head.. I sure that alien name go be EDWIN.. Abeg,make una dey careful from people with big head oh, cos some na potential alien...
Abeg no offence to all the big headed brodas in da house,i'm just taking safety measures.....

Joseph A. O 84:
may ur soul rest in peace father in heaven this is our youth in Nigeria God jugde those who is sending this yong pple stupid eran

Which peace?? If i hear say this nama soul rest in peace... There shall be no peace for the wicked....
BTW!! See the way the iiddiot open tongue like roasted goat.. Reminds me of our last christmas goat...
Good jod... SSs

Q::: Na garri be dis?
A:::: na garri be dis oh..

Q::: Garri don cost for market?
A::: garri don cost for market oh...

Q::: Garri with milk dey sweet?
A::: garri with milk dey sweet oh...

alfredo4u: i know say musa and kabir dey among them. their papa print their result for house for dem. lol
may God help them

Bwahahahahaha!!!! Choi,i don kpeme...

osho3mtech: @ kslib u be fool oh..... Don't u know when some one is serious or do u think dis forum is where u exhibit ur nonchalant odious obdurate attitude. Or re u demon . As I see u .. U are lackadaisically oriented. U re so eccentric and perverse. Ur modus operandi is siligi.... Ur idiosyncrasy is malingnat... U better go for check up... Look for an herbalist to do so.. If u don't do so I will permanently remove u from NL and render u useless on d internet.. I will even track u down... Nd execute an emp (E-Bomb) on ur location.

If you no mind yourself ehen,i will render you useless in real life and disfigure your obscene face which has been genetically modified by your alien monkey brothers to blend into the human enviroment...
All though this is the internet,i can still perceive the odour emanating from that stinking rotten pit hole you call a mouth...
Even a kid could see that you were struggling with those yeye grammar you posted up there.. I was only joking with the op or didn't you see where i said ask google...
Upon all yyour sabi sabi you still referred him to google.. I know your type who try too hard to sound intelligent...
Abeg carry your frustration comot for my road oh...

Make i translate am for pidgin.. So dem carry 160,000 thousand naira .. Carry 160,000 agian.. Carry 160,000 again.. Dem carry 160,000 from bank 150 times go buy car for person wey already get fine fine cars before when children dey wey neva chop since morning...
Chai,the people in this world are indeed strange... Anyway,afterall na their money,so make i shut up..
But all ye homeless and hungry helpless children who have not eaten since morning should just endure a little till i make money. I promise to wipe away as many tears as possible... All i need in this life is a comfortable house,good healthy food to eat,a means of tranportation/movement,a loving wife,good children and peace of mind...
May GOD provide for the needy and give the rich the spirit of contentment... Amen

hahahaha...see their mouth..I noticed that only the little kids whose minds are still fresh are the one's scared and crying. One thing is for sure,their fresh peaceful little minds do not agree with santa claus or maybe the attire...

Rajosh: A 40 year old man was beaten by the public to death after he was caught red handed sexually assaulting a cow.
The cow owner said that he heard his cow mowing wildly and on checking he found the man mounting on his cow. The man had tied the cow's legs very tight to ensure it does not move.


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Amadioha.. **sprinkles holy water and picks race from thread***
Tufiakwa....

Why some fuuccckking Nigerians like to dey disgrace person sef.. Haba.. Na wa oh..

Only 1m.. When our leaders dey deal in billions per second.. Well, i dont support bribe,but those police people are also trying. Abeg it's not easy to move around in that uniform not knowing who is targeting you OR when you'll be ambushed...
To say the truth,as a police man,you go out on duty hoping that day wont be your last on earth.. Police can be annoying and very very wicked,but those people are also trying..

If this topic make frontpage,i go flog person.. Walahi

So my question is,which of these is harder to find in naija? You can also mention the simplest on the list to find in naija...
1.. VIRGIN
2.. TRUE LOVE
3.. A VERY HONEST PERSON
4.. GOOD JOB

Abeg,make person no mention wetin no dey list oh.. But i know say person must dey wey no go hear.. Just watch and see,dat's why i love nigerians...'

Open command prompt
Type: abeg help me hide so so and so folder///
Type: abeg make sure say you hide the folder well oh://
Then punch "enter" key....
Or better still,you can google it

money-hungry :
JONATHAN : A student who is always slow to a think or act.
(GREAT ESUT)

Guy,see as you use grammar finish my 1gig.. Na today i know say some grammar suck mb pass youtube videos..
Mumunus odemus: A person who tries to insult GEJ for no reason,and ends up fooling himself..

Ah,I want to use this opportunity to thank all those who commented above me.. All thanks to you guys,my mb is safe from being wasted on a useless video...

tpia@:
Who are the b.astards ( they probably consider that a compliment) abusing their father and mother here?

Simple- pull up the threads abusing women, look up the id of the posters, and report back to let us know if they're edo or not!

No need to whine, shemales!


Likei said, you need to have a separate forum where you and your women can abuse each other properly, instead of the constant rubbish you continually post all over the place.

A decent male would be ashamed to have so much vile and bile in him, but that doesnt work for you, i guess! With the likes of calotti/blazay/ whatever showing us how its like in your region, is it surprising at all the way you are.

Judging from your comment,it seems you have a personal issue with edo people even outside this forum and you are using this opportunity to speak out your anger..
The criteria you used in generalising the cultural behaviour of edo people doesn't make sense and even a blind man can see that your anger is coming from outside this forum... You must be one hell of a bitter person in real life,and if this is really how you behave/react in real life,then i'm sorry for the unlucky person that will be your life patner...
99% of all your posts on this forumradiates bitterness and anger.... Well,i'm sorry if i said anything wrong,but this is just my observation.. No offense

الملكي فوق الله: So 262 students failed a diameter test.....

Amazing.

What about the Women who did not wash their Assses the Night Before?

I bet Principal Yoruba Lady was a wizard with those fingertips.

She probably made 262 biitches drip Juice, While the other 38 laid stoic

Shout out to my Man Antivirus92 for equating Lesbianism/Homosexualism to Terrorism...

I guess you were right Brah!~

That women invaded them hoez insides....Hands dug all up in them Girls.

What a Legendary Principal

I wanna meet this Woman

Guy na wa for you oh.. Only you don post about 20something senseless comments for this thread cos you want attention... E don do nah.. Since nobody wan quote/answer you den rest nah... I neva see dis kain person before oh...

الملكي فوق الله: So 262 students failed a diameter test.....

Amazing.

What about the Women who did not wash their Assses the Night Before?

I bet Principal Yoruba Lady was a wizard with those fingertips.

She probably made 262 biitches drip Juice, While the other 38 laid stoic

Shout out to my Man Antivirus92 for equating Lesbianism/Homosexualism to Terrorism...

I guess you were right Brah!~

That women invaded them hoez insides....Hands dug all up in them Girls.

What a Legendary Principal

I wanna meet this Woman

Guy na wa for you oh.. Only you don post about 20something senseless comments for this thread cos you want attention... E don do nah.. Since nobody wan quote/answer you den rest nah...

What da effff That principal is a pevert and needs to be jailed.. What nonsense,who gave you the right to dip your stinking dirty hands in a childs private part.. Those children have lost their innocence and something just gives me the feeling that some might wanna try it again with some boy or stick or with their fingers ....
Make i marry,born pikin and any modafuucking cursed entity try dat nonsense with my baby girl,i swear,that will be the last thing that person does in this life,even if the person papa na OBAMA... Rubbish

Mtttchhhewwww!!! After dem don edit wetin dey wan modify finish... Sorry,we are much wiser now.. Una hear

Revolva: U see what science and tech has solved in a western nation if it were nigeria that woman will be killed by her family because she won't be catered for and be neglected .. Nigeria we able bodied people never fit get work or eat properly na disabled paralysed wan come eat -

You must be very stuuupid!!! I know you are trying to reflect on the Nigerain situation,but your comment is way out of line.. Come and see people with worst situations who are being catered for in naija and you will eat back your words....
This is how you people go about saying rubbish on the internet without thinking twice making strangers beleive it's true.. Abi no be the Nigeria wey me dey..
For the fact that your family can kill someone in such a situation doesn't mean that's what Nigerians do... Abeg,speak for yourself....
Rubbish

Nextworldnx: Walahi, U be camel.
***falls frm spaceship***

You dey mad? Who be camel? Abeh oh,i no be camel oh... Inshort,you be tortoise

Anybody that has ever failed a driving test should start respecting dogs anywhere they see one....

babaearly: this one wey you pose for oga sir office with rubber band customized nokia torch

haahaahahahahaahahahaahahhaahahaahahaaahahaahahaaa!!!!!!! Abeg no kill me ohhh... My belle oh..
****falls from private jet*****

chiboy1928: What kind of a stupid topic is these,why would seun and is moderators allow silly topic like dis make the front page.am finished these thread it filled up wit kids and mama tank u children mtchewwww just passing by!!!

Guy abeg pay me my laptop screen.. Which kain thing be dis?? See as you just use grammar crack the screen...
***holds his shirt crying "you must pay me my screen today"****

na wa oh.. Nothhing wey person no go see for dis world oh...

Kai,see the way she take fall with swagger sotey to fall for ground con dey hungry me....

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