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We have funny guys everywhere. Which one be Audio Job?
If FG start d recruitment process now, u go see this same guys bashing Buhari, calling it Audio Job, go turn am to Video Job. That is when u go dey hear "May God give me d job"

May God bless president Buhari. Ameen

truthstands01:
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Says who?

When I voted for Buhari, I did so with a number of things in mind.
I realized that few individuals had already kidnapped our nation & were holding it hostage. We need a man of honesty and integrity. I had strong feelings that president Buhari could try his best.
So instead of your hatred leading to baseless criticism, pls pray for him to succeed. If he could succeed by taking Nigeria to a greater heigh, then u and me shall be d beneficiaries and not only Buhari's allies.

Damntruth:
had things I wanted to explain why I made that comment ,but reading your previous post.. It obvious u are among the few deluded ones we have in the country ..adiós

Just because I dont support PDP/Atiku does not mean u should insult me. I need a constructive argument and not arguing like a tout.
Meanwhile, Buhari is working diligently to correct our mistakes as a nation. By the Grace of God, Buhari will succeed in lifting Nigeria to the greater height.

Meninmen:
This man has borrowed from right, left centre, with nothing to show. Now, COVID-19 has given him the opportunity to loot our little savings. I just hope the next president after this clueless idiot will even see money to pay salaries.

Where are those that were shouting "Mr integrity" in 2015? Under integrity, more people are now dying of hunger, we are now the headquarter of poverty in the world.


Integrity kill una there

Buhari is honest and has character!! God will support him to do his best.

DAVE5:
Steal, kill and destroy

This is best term that has been used to describe that vegetable of a man

Buhari's haters spotted

Damntruth:
Oh.....we are going down

..... or You are going down

vertueptime:
"Was"

President Buhari is not like u.
Too many things divide & draw heavy distinction between PMB&his haters. He is honest, they are dishonest.

NaijaMutant:
Our Audio President


Only God knows who is authorizing all these withdrawals now that Abba Kyari is in isolation


Mammam Daura

You're a confusionist. You said only God knows who is authorizating d funds. But at d end, u made mention of Mamman Daura. So who tell u it's Mamman Daura?

vertueptime:
It will be stolen last last

President Buhari is a patriotic leader.

May God continue to protect, guard and guide president Buhari in his policy of Justice, equity, fairness and fear of God. Ameen

AgentNairaland:
The one I answered no be it... You'll get well soon walie

Abeg Stop jumping up & down trying to deviate from my question. You must answer my question

AgentNairaland:
Your eyes go soon open it's a matter of time

My friend, you're just parambulating here and there. Abegi answer my question

AgentNairaland:
Hehehehe ask Muhammad now, am I the one that prescribed it from that hadith I just shown u?? mba

You're still beating around the bush. Answer my question

Chochovini:
. The Trinity=God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit are all ONE.

You cannot understand, you know why? Its way too mysterous for all the muslims in the WWW put together to understand.

You know why? Because you guys have allowed the devil to remove the original brains that God gave you and proportionately replace it with PAP (Akamu) instead.
We are not bound to worship 5-five gods like you do. Hence your five times daily prayers. Idolatry.

You're brainwashed!!
Just look at d level of your gullibility. How can 3=1.

AgentNairaland:
Ur messenger said CAMEL URINE will cure ur epidemic.. Ask him how nah


"A tradtionalist told me from one who had told him from Muhammad b. Talha from Uthman v. Abdul-Rahman that in the raid of Muharib and B. Thalaba the apostle had captured a slave called Yasar, and he put him in charge of his milch-
camels to shepherd them in the neighborhood of al-Jamma. Some men of Qays of Kubba of Bajila came to the apostle suffering from an epidemic and enlarged spleens, and the apostle told them that if they went to the milch camels and drank their milk and their urine they would recover, so off they went.

From The Sirat Rasul Allah ( The Life of The Prophet of God ), by Ibn Ishaq (3)
pages 677, 678

Pls stop beating around d bush. Answer my question bro!

limeta:
Not in yr prophet case

Pls take your night dose (psych Drugs) and sleep. All your Mad colleagues in ward 7 have slept. Biko pls no vex ehn,..

AgentNairaland:
Ask ur messenger Muhammad that prescribed it nah..

Hahaha.. This drug Baron is not answering my question. Pls answer my question

Chochovini:
EVER wonder why people keep saying Heaven is the most peaceful place to be? Well emm...I am not trying to be judgemental here, but I think its simply because NO muslim shall be there. You know why? because they are alergic to PEACE and therefore can‘t possibly be in a place like Heaven, the Holy Kingdom of God, not allah (remember).

That place is not designed for violent and antangonistic blood-thirsty set of creatures. But fot ONLY those who have received Jesus Christ as their Lord and personal Saviour. So Repent now or Perish.

I swear to God! If u did not repent and u die as a Christian, Hell Fire will be your abode, because u believe in 3 gods {Trinity} (Father, Son and Holy Ghost), and the real God has neither wife nor son.

Omolomo4eva:
Your reply is a clear indication that u lack sense. Step forward let me help your destiny

Hahaha.. I'm happy u admitted you're insane. You need Heavy Deliverance!!

AgentNairaland:
Don't tell me CAMEL URINE not working for you, because I see now that dilemma is affecting you, what are we saying what are you saying again?? Just relax ok, chill with you CAMEL URINE and take that drugs Walie you'll be alright at las ok.. BIKO make sure you take your drugs I beg you in the name of allah the god of kaaba the shrine

Biko! I believe you're a Drug addict. So as an experience person in drug abuse, pls what's d reaction of Camel urine + Drugs?

BewareOf419:
This is theriously therious.. You too take the drugs with the urine if it will work for u just for peace to Reign

Pls did the drug + urine works for u?

Chochovini:
. ONE of the worst trajedies that can happen to any man in life is NOT to be born into a muslim faith or family BUT to practice and die a muslim.

This is because even the devil itself is a muslim. Still wonder why the high blood thirsty traits in every muslim at the light of this understanding?

I can proof to u that the devil is a Christian, because there's no religion like Christianity by God.

AgentNairaland:
You ridicule the one and only messenger of most high god of kaaba the shrine, Muhammad.. Walie no VIRGINS for you in jannah. Must you come here in a public forum like this telling us that A whole Muhammad, husband of Aishat, khadijat, Etc was a BEGGER.. Your head must be cut off for admitted this under the sharia law..

I'm done with you, mind you CAMEL URINE a very hot one is the solution to your problem but if that didn't work, if you Dare quot me again, I'll give you another medicines you gonna take.. Bye

Your Pastors are Rapist, Yahoo-yahoo and aside that, all Pastors, Reverend, Diocese and Pope are into Fetishes.
NEWS: Pastor was paraded by residents of a South-West state after being nabbed packing human faeces, IgbereTV reports.

During interrogation, the Pastor claimed he wanted to use the faeces for an experiment before stating that he needed it as a fertilizer.

But when asked why he didn’t use that of his children or church members, he said members are no longer coming to church at this time.

Then, a resident pointed out that he could have used the faeces his members excreted before now, the Pastor defended himself by saying he never needed it then but needs it now.
YOUR PASTORS ARE USING YOUR GULLIBILITY TO YAHOO-YAHOO YOU.
Pls Wake up!!
May u receive brain. Amen

Omolomo4eva:
Let the nitwit that made this statement step forward...there are still brain sanitizers here

Hahaha... I believe people with brain sanitizes it, what about people like u that does not have the brain in their skull, what will they sanitize?

In many occasions like this on Nairaland, you'll see people calling such people Fake Pastors, if that is the case, then which pastor is not FAKE?

AgentNairaland:
So you mean Your imams, Sheikhs, alfas, etc ARE BEGGERS hehehehehe so you admitted that Muhammad your late illiteracy, r@pist, womanizer, warlord, criminal and messenger was a begger too... Kontinue ooo okay kaaba is watching u

Hahaha... And u admitted that your so called Deceptive Pastors, Reverend, Diocese, and Pope are Robbers, Liars, Rapist, Yahoo men, and Womanizers. Receive brain my friend.

AgentNairaland:
Pain me as how, I Dey tell you how ur SLAVES imams, alfas, etc are been disgraced openly, they will beg for ibadah money, quran recitation money, the worst part is that the money contribute for new baby THEY WILL EVEN SIT ON IT TAKE IT HOME... they are just constituting NUISANCE publicly, is that how Muhammad was so poor while alive?? Menh you're nothing but BUNCH OF BEGGERS in islam the religion of poverty..

At this juncture I'll say:

I still stand on my point. Willingly giving out your wealth to a begger is far better than those Pastors who use your gullibility to Yahoo-yahoo u. Receive brain in Jesus name.

snowball11:
I'm sure you lack the understanding of that word "hypocrite!" Gosh,.....run along for I have got no time for your kind!

Hahahaha... Since you've surrendered, I will allow u to run...���

snowball11:
A very mumuric question!

Hahaha.. as e dey pain u.
Hypocrites can not answer such question. They are good at insults, ill-words/comments, because they are on the wrong track. May u receive brain before the next Sunday. Amen

darfay:
Yes like Boko Haram and isis

NEWS: Living Faith Bomber: Christians involved in terrorist attacks blame Muslims, Boko Haram – Islamic Council

limeta:
Is not their call
They not into good will
They muslims are only into bombwill
Cut this hand cut that leg abuse women
Marry six yrs old child to 50 yrs old man just like their prophet mad Mohammed

I don't blame u!! Even in hereafter (on Judgment Day) God has no case for Mad people.
Get well soon!!