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EducationRe: Why Men Must Stop Sucking Their Wives’ Breasts – Commissioner by kumulus(m): 7:34am On Aug 10, 2017
Who else read the title as " Why must men stop sucking their wives breast "huh
RomanceRe: Sorry Oh. But What Do Men Do With Big Ass? by kumulus(m): 6:24pm On Aug 09, 2017
grin
lefulefu:
dat pix grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Girls Have Smelly Pussy Problem? by kumulus(m): 11:58am On Aug 08, 2017
Inanna:
[color=Teal]It's really incredulous. Every vagina has its own dinstinct smell. Even a child's own(disclaimer: I do not go about sniffing children's pûssies). For someone to come here and claim that her vagina has no smell whatsoever is really strange and silly. Who is she trying to impress? If her vagina is truly odourlesss, that means there's a problem somewhere. I wasn't even talking about a foul smell, just the normal vagina scent and she's still claiming no odour. People just like to deceive themselves.[/color]
Oh lawd!!!

RomanceRe: Sorry Oh. But What Do Men Do With Big Ass? by kumulus(m): 10:54am On Aug 08, 2017
I have nothing to say!














But then I pray for you beloved,the burden holding you down shall be lifted off ASAP!
cc lefulefu and gang wink

RomanceRe: Alert!!! Bbbabes/bbbabes1 Is A Male Hiding Behind A Female Moniker by kumulus(m): 12:12am On Aug 08, 2017
makydebbie:
After you.
Yes goan sleep...with that your nose that b like u rub puff puff untop.



•••• Why are you guys not seeing the scam going on here tho, isn't it so obvious
RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Rock This...... Guys Can You Allow This?- Photo by kumulus(m): 7:10pm On Aug 07, 2017
Oh shît!!!
PoliticsRe: A Street In Lagos Just Imagine!! by kumulus(m): 1:10pm On Aug 07, 2017
Funny how some people think....aliens made their way into lag to hustle with no relations to take them in and they resort to building structures on water passages, you come here to complain about lag being a glorified slum?? I bow for you oo!
RomanceRe: Viral: See What Our Future Leaders Are Posting On Facebook by kumulus(m): 1:05pm On Aug 07, 2017
Who else is seeing the aircraft on their arse
RomanceRe: GIRLS: Ta-ta Towels For Boobs Are A Thing Now(photos) by kumulus(m): 1:01pm On Aug 07, 2017
No hope for the baseball sized ones na....una just want give dem another reason for hate crimes.

•••I didn't say nothing!


lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
CrimeRe: Alaka Abayomi Of Alaka Petroleum Apprehended Over Badoo Cult Killings (Video) by kumulus(m): 1:38am On Aug 02, 2017
Baddest69:
Aswear am always scared of this man... Because I live opposite his fuel station.you hardly see him in a daytime and they said he's not up to 45 years sef... God protect ikorodu and those living in low-cost estate
I fear you pass, baddoo!!!


••• I meant to write baddest grin


Good thing they're getting to the roots of this. Itesiwaju eko!!!
TravelRe: Stranded Nigerians Who Voluntarily Returned From Libya Due To Hardship (Photos) by kumulus(m): 1:18am On Aug 02, 2017
Princess4ng:
Hmmm m. It's really not easy ooo
I really don't blame dem sha
Really??
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Nairalander's Neighbor's Gas Cylinder In Oyigbo, Rivers State (Photos) by kumulus(m): 1:05am On Aug 02, 2017
MARKone:
Regulator is leaking, Just change the rubber.
Funny enough all they needed to do if they couldn't afford the rubber was to put some soap in the opening before fixing the valve on it. See as dem pack rocks untop just to put pressure on the valve lol
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are You A Christian? by kumulus(m): 9:18pm On Jul 30, 2017
WE ALL COEXIST




••• And ye shall marvel when ye shall meet this TRUTH




( have the bolded letters in mind always )
RomanceRe: Beautiful Slay Queen Slays In Cherubim And Seraphim Church Robe by kumulus(m): 6:35pm On Jul 30, 2017
Girls are their own enemies!

Shior!
RomanceRe: DEAR BROKE GUYS! by kumulus(m): 4:18pm On Jul 25, 2017
itsJude:
how did his trust help microsoft biko? compare the effect of money to his business empire and to trump empire, He had to sit with his computer and code his life for days, mark spent 1week locked in a room writing codes day and night, dont see what u dont know, you have to bend your back, money cant do anything in this field without brain and hard work

Google how hard he worked and see for urself, its not easy i swear, even seu n can testify
You don't say!
RomanceRe: DEAR BROKE GUYS! by kumulus(m): 4:15pm On Jul 25, 2017
Prevho:
First, dating a broke guy is your own perogative but at least, date one with potentials and big dreams.
“If you want to eat frog, eat the one with eggs”.

Second, if you cannot stay, do not stay. Some broke guys are very analytical, they know when you are not for real and when chips are down, they drop you like a bag of potatoes.

Now this is coming on the back of Kondomatic comment on this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/3944387/staying-him-when-he-broke
I feel it is imperative we trash this once and for all. I keep hearing ladies talking about how a guy they stood with when he was broke ditched them when he made it.

No logical and smart man will ever leave a lady who stood with him in this life, especially during his trying period.
The problem we have here though is in how you interpret the word “STAND”.

Most girls think standing with a broke guy means not asking him for money, giving him sex as he wants, cooking for me perpetually, not nagging and generally docile.

Most girls are actually STANDING without any verbal and active efort and they watch the guy do all the heavy lifiting, now when it is time to reap they say they were with you, REAAAAALLLLYYY!

The real idea here is the value of your worth in his eyes and how he rates you, there is a way you place yourself and you just become a time machine to him and he rides till he can get a better one.

You don’t pamper such guy or what other challenge is there for him to see (when in the real sense, you should be the challenge), instead you need to change your role.

So what does STANDING” with a broke guy means…

Most of the girls who claim guys leave them are mostly docile and when they act, they make it seem like they are doing you a great favor, broke guys can smell that from afar.

It simply refers to the level of influence you had in his life to achieving or actualizing his future ambition or getting better in life.
Are you the cornerstone or the pavement stone?


How much of your imprint and name will be mentioned when he tells that story?

ASK YOURSELF: If that guy was a company, what percentage will be your own share?

In this context, things like food, sex and even little financial push does not really count, there is a lot that matters more
The following are some of what you should aim to be and he also has to see you in the same light:

You have to become his -
Motivator everyday
Catalyst for success
A reason to be a success etc.


You may not help him financially, but once he can tie you in with his grass to grace story, my sister, you are going nowhere!
Some guys can be ruled out though, but it is only a negligible percentage.

Disclaimer: This is my own opinion

lalasticlala
On a NORMAL, I don't do this but I've got to quote this particular one.



THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE TRUTH


Bless you bro! BLESS YOU!!!!
RomanceRe: See What This Girl Wore to Pizzano Lounge In Owerri That Made Phyno Crazy by kumulus(m): 4:41pm On Jul 21, 2017
All hoes bright and colorful, the Lord God made them all!

grin grin cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Jennifer Pamplona Injects Butt With Four Pints Of Fat To Look Like Kim Kardashia by kumulus(m): 10:43am On Jul 21, 2017
Ishilove:
This is hideous. So having big buttocks is her life's ambition? huh

Pathetic angry
It's an investment....a very HUGE INvestMenT


•••Don't ask how?
RomanceRe: I Just Got Out Of The Shower And.... (guys Only For This Post Please) by kumulus(m): 10:36am On Jul 21, 2017
Op wants a sheeple.....born again kor.


Hope you find a good man for you tho tongue
RomanceRe: Ladies: 2 Simple Ways To Know If He Is A Broke Guy. by kumulus(m): 9:43am On Jul 18, 2017
Being a broke guy only becomes a "major problem" when the girl optional1 is broke.


•••Apparently the thread is a joke...she no mean am.


Modified: it's only sad useful spaces on the internet keeps getting filled up with useless contents EVERY FÜCKING DAY! #pathetic
RomanceRe: How Do You Deal With Snubs On Social Media? by kumulus(m): 1:06pm On Jul 17, 2017
pryme:
Op move on to the next.
It's normal here, so don't take it personal.
Nice info...op could use!
RomanceRe: How Do You Deal With Snubs On Social Media? by kumulus(m): 1:04pm On Jul 17, 2017
Buking1:
If you don't want any gal to snub you then have the tricks
Don't do what other do
Regular hi,how are , your are beautiful bla Bla Bla..
Even me too as a guy I snub ladies who buss me with that

U can get many of prettiest one on this new rising app

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sabichat.app
*** Awon ti Alpha and Omega!!


Babe wey no get sense no go still get... Gals that reply humor with humor are the sweetest, you don't break no sweat keeping a convo with them. Not the type that would be replying with lol (beaus without brains). In the end they don't just bore you, they frustrate you.

RomanceRe: How Do You Deal With Snubs On Social Media? by kumulus(m): 12:54pm On Jul 17, 2017
The yeye ones would even write on their profile "Don't bore me else we're done talking" like her papa pay me to humor her. Who get time....people can just feel important for nothing sha. Op if babe snub you after two text brother you sef ignore her na, wetin she carry wey you no fit get elsewhere?



••• No One Has The Monopoly of Beauty and/or Character!

*** Na me talk am, I dey my room....comman beat me ( if my yarn vex you)
RomanceRe: Ladies.... Would You?(photo) by kumulus(m): 10:27am On Jul 17, 2017
Inanna:
Nope, so that when shît goes down, he'll now be like "after all, I never wanted to marry you it was you that forced me". No thank you, I'd rather take a walk.
This has needless pride written all over...what da hey yo doing with a guy that would turn around and say shit in the first place. Where's the intelligence ?
PoliticsRe: Fascinating Photos Of Nigeria Taken Decades Before Its Independence And After. by kumulus(m): 9:45am On Jul 16, 2017
Only fools would say the Nigerian project is a failed one...She reached greatness in her prime and our gullible and greedy (Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo and other tribes) folks fücked her real bad. It's such a shame....now they want to use the blood of the younger generation to cleanse the land. I still don't know how some people don't see there's no gain in violence for those involved but mass (masses) destruction...


AFRICA unite.....God Bless Nigeria!!!!
RomanceRe: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by kumulus(m): 11:33pm On Jul 14, 2017
fastgyal:
lol. let's see how it goes
I hope this isn't a cook-up btw you and tosyn shahuh tongue Oya ff and do the needful wink
RomanceRe: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by kumulus(m): 11:30pm On Jul 14, 2017
tosyne2much:
Where I wan come see the babe now? cheesy
God iyaff saved you...buh let's see if your chi will save you finish sad
RomanceRe: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by kumulus(m): 10:58pm On Jul 14, 2017
tosyne2much:
Try am and e go work unless your village people get for your contact cheesy
Alaye!! No come here dey put failsafe joor sad

If e no work you go compensate me with confirm babe lol tongue
RomanceRe: How Can I Get Myself Out Of This Mess by kumulus(m): 10:52pm On Jul 14, 2017
I was once in a similar situation lol...it happened when I was in school. I just never bothered about it lol...imagine make grown man dey bliv say I fit dey get affair with him wife wet go born me twice lol
RomanceRe: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by kumulus(m): 10:46pm On Jul 14, 2017
tosyne2much:
Yes e still dey work oooo egbon.. Some guys still dey use that scope take trap ladies for here cheesy
^^^ I don use am o....If e go bounce peren...oti he igbese broda

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