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may all your dreams come true.

i guess my no 1 turn off would be her nairaland postings exceeding 1000,cos then i would know she's a cyber junkie that might not be any good in the real world.just my opinion!

mama gee,how come you no menshion body odour

we are really good at analysing stuff in naija,but when are we going to do something about it?? can you see what is happening in iran, that is what we need.a persistent confrontation with this mediocre r.e.t.a.r.d.s that call themselves leaders.

now i have accepted that the only consolation for naija is the impending judgement from God and i guess that is more than enough to deal with this people.

@sefago

you can claim it shrunk out of fear or the apprehension of being caught with something you are totally unaware of  

the bible says a good name is better than many riches and if all these allegations are true,madam ibru definitely never saw that verse in her own bible and if she read it,she never did understand it.the ibrus no doubt are a very wealthy clan going as far back as the late 60s but fast forward a few decades and a new wife for the family patriarch and what do you get. DISASTER!

I wonder if her sons will still flaunt their privileged pedigree after all these revelations.na waa for naija ooooooooo.

so far you dont bite your tongue,i guess some fonee is healthy for your self esteem .

why una wicked like theseeee now?? mama gee u know what?? go on a thread generating strike indefinitely and refuse to be tempted to post a response to other people's stuff and then you will discover absence makes the heart go fonder and then the same people crucifying you will be inviting your opinion and then you would feel better and stop sulking and probably start another crappy thread and then the onslaught and soon you will take it for what it is.THE INTERNET. An anonymous existence in which you can say whatever,whenever and however,abi anybody sabi your house uuuuummm mama gee,how could you have let your guard down for a NLer ??

1] oya everybody fem ! fem!!

2] panumo ! panumo !!!

3] raise yoar right arm above your head

4] put yoar nose dear

5] he smell abi he no smell

6] if you be eve pikin proceed to 7

7] sit donn for share

8] put yoar face between yoar laps

9] smell am well well

10] she smell abi she no smell

11] all together ,OBUN NI EEEEEEEEEEE !!!

i guess marriage is cool,the problem is the over supply of women.why would a guy want to marry when with the aid of technology he can have 4 pseudo wives who are totally unaware of the existence of the others.the moment you marry one however you become an adulterer.

seriously if you have an iota of womanizing in you,no marry cos as your wife dey throw bouquet for reception naa im you go dey identify all the could hav beens supposing you never commit.

why do you think the couple face the altar for most of the church service?cos if the guy face congregation he fit see in old runs or fresh fish straight from the cooler,say i dont and i changed my mind even before pastor ask.

idea for a new thread since most people are pissed with this one.

HOW MANY HORSES LOST THEIR TAILS OR HOW MANY ASIAN WOMEN HAD TO BE SHAVED FOR MAMA GEE'S WEAVE IN HER PROFILE PICTURE

trailing her thoughts and modes of expressing her opinion this is what i think of mama gee. grew up in nigeria and probably onitsha,enugu or aba you know dem parts. probably went to A GOOD BOARDING SCHOOL  most likely all female in  nigeria and not yankee or jand.

she definitely didnt graduate after 97 cos i think she's like 28 and for funny reasons i just feel she went to one of those backyard colleges if she has a higher diploma that is, and finally if she is the one in the picture i will instantly wire 10,000 dollars to her for attempting to be beautiful but i can bet a gazillion dollars she aint the one in the picture. as usual its just my opinion.

@mama gee
       
u are quite a sensation here which just goes to say u are more secretly admired than you will ever hear all the peeps all over your tail admit.

do naija men smell awful? i guess a tiny fraction does especially those that have the misfortune of having bad friends and relatives who endure the stench whenever they are around and run the same old commentary when they go like 'men,that guy dey boom ooo'

women however do smell too.mindfully a tiny fraction too.once had a date with the most amazing looking chick[body wise] a couple of years back in lagos,i met her on the street and so the stench waint perceivable and besides she looked too hot to smell.got her no and arranged a date.our chosen day came and unfortunately it was ralning but thankfully my car was air conditioned and so i went to pick her up.

long story short,worst date of my entire life cos i couldnt breathe and i couldnt wind down either and this girl was so cocky with the attitude like she was prince william's cousin.we went to a chicken licken in surulere and i was just praying no one i knew walked in and saw me standing close to the source of the stench .thankfully the rain kept people away but made my date unbearable and miserable.

guess what.her spoken english was a 9,she went to QC ,her body was like 9.5ish and on the stankometer ,she broke the calibration.

if you must speak with an accent,make sure it tallies with where you live,learn the rudiments ,the slangs,practice in front of a mirror for a bit,freestyle around close friends and family that wont run you down but rather correct you.after building some confidence,enjoy.

in jand or yankee you can have tonnes of accents in a particular area depending on where you grew up. e.g new york has the bronx accent  different from brooklyn while the east london accent is different from west london and a basic ingredient of accents is the use of slags to shorten conversation.

you cant speak mid western,southern,british cockney and south african all together.unfortunately that is what most nigerians do and eventho some of us can pick accents even when they whisper ,we still love our naija chicks shaaaa.

a little education,accents are developed during formative years and are easily influenced by the environment right through the teen years.that is why we have accents of where we grew up e.g a yoruba girl having the ibo accent cos her dad lived in aba or enugu .

there is usually a cut off point after which your accent can only change with only a little alteration to your phonation.this usually happens early to mid twenties therefore most nigerians that start speaking 'fonee' mid twenties cos they hav now done masters in jand or yankee have a very fake accent you can hardly place.however those that came here mid teens like after secondary school can still develop the prevailing accent of their environment like if they go to college for a levels and work.
 
for those in nigeria with the accent,lets just call it the altered naija accent cos you hear all sorts in one conversation.it amazes me when someone who has never lived in america throws in a little brooklyn with the h factor british accent.'wanna get a glass of wahaa?  NAIJA.

pls can someone explain to me why the previous page was removed,some of us actually trail the thoughts of our very ''educated '' contributors.

if dr mutallab's wealth is to blame for farouq's maladventeure well the following have been levelled against poverty

1] the existence of all the area boys and agberos in lagos
2]that girl in a strange man's bed somewhere in lagos or abuja as i type becos of moneey
3]the armed robber who raped a gorgeous new bride and shot her husband as she watched
4]that almost infantile boy knocked down by a danfo bus last week while hawking gala in lagos
5]the man who wathced his wife die of a diabetic leg ulcer cos the poor people told him it was witchcraft
6] 100 living souls in a tenement bungalow all sharing a toilet and bathroom
7]the thieving politician with the scarcity mentality and hence the need to amass for his great grand children
8]all the hardened criminals in jail

the list is endless ,so would you rather have a rare case of a farouq or the everyday misbehaving offsprings of poverty

have some of the folks here ever heard of the individuality of the human mind?

simple one.harry and william get the same mama wey paparazzi kill by accident.they have the same stiff upper lip grandmama and went to eton,live in sheer opulence like british royalty should but until recently wetin do harry?meanwhile william according to an opinion poll was more favoured as king over in own popsie.for those of you who dont read the news let me put it quite simply,before joining the army prince harry was kinda like ''FAROUKING'' or misbehaving and so do we blame the queen or prince charles for raising a neonazi british heir to the throne or how do you explain harry's swastika armband he wore to a costume parry after everything wey hitler show churchill and in grandmama?

an internet forum like this gives us all a chance to air our views but at the same time reveals how mediocre some folks are when it comes to making sense.how can you blame anyone for being well off and having the ability to send his child to an ivy league uni.must we all suffer ,pant and fast to experience what others can easily afford?must we all be on the same level?isn,t nature supposed to reward the not so faint hearted.why are a lot of the disrespectful malodorous matter filled oral orifices possessing nairalanders in the diaspora anyways,is it to have a worse life

yet you castigate one who has experienced your own dreams by becoming part of the top echelon of society thereby allowing him to give his family the best life can afford him.must everyone in london live in peckham?a mediocre mindset will never allow any of you bashers here on nairaland change your postcode to say a W1 in london or an old ikoyi in lagos.

inferiority infested pigs seek every opportunity to slay rich people and claim they all looted naija money.how about those that never worked in government or never handled other people's money and yet can afford to live next to the queen

oma see oo! misery as they say loves company.a lot of folks have come from the gutter and are out of the gutter but their minds never left,always seeing tadpoles and spirogyra , perpetually inhaling the stench and drinking other people's piss.

ANYONE WHO HATES RICH PEOPLE DOES NOT DESERVE TO SERVE AT THEIR TABLE TALKLESS OF EXPERIENCE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE PRIVILEGED!!!

@tosinaded,pls free folks on the 9ice thingy,people are just underwhelmed by his new stuff and even if not properly articulated, most of us agree with them and he neeeds to return to the studio like last week.

9ice simply was not prepared for the chapter after gongo aso meanwhile banky w did some work researching the sound for 2010 and for me no disrespect to any other artist,this guy seems the most serious about his music as a career.i will probably dance to strong ting with my wife on my 80th birthday. ki ma toju e looooo, titi lai lai . BANKY W ,COBHAMS u done did it for me.

IS THERE A CREATIVITY CURSE WITH PROMINENT ARTISTS

I know homeboy has received enuf bashing already but 9ice the beloved you have disappointed quite a few of us.This is my take and take note cos if banky w and eldee can come up with amazing follow ups to critically acclaimed stuff then you guys all bringing out garbage ought to take note.why i know mention timaya,the perfect companion for a lagos ibadan expressway that might hav thoughtless traffic,[everybody carry cutlass eee,jehovah dey by my side eeee,lai lai i no go last eeeee,my own don better eeeeeee, ]

people anticipated gongo aso the album like crazy after the single and the album killed the single and not vice versa.i feel 9ice was not prepared for the storm he had created especially with a gazillion young bros doing the 9ice thingy[jaywon ,isolate ]and his creative recess was too long.
Artists are to strike when the iron is hottest i.e when their creative juices are still flowing and for that reason they should never be far from an audience and the studio.tours are not just for making money like naija artists have turned it into,you need to tour to feed on the energy of the audience and watch out for the songs they clamour for and what songs they know the words cos this gives you a hint if you need commercial acclaim.if however you are into genre bending and critical acclaim you might lose your audience.

I cannot count how many artists in the states claim to have written classic songs and albums on their tour bus cos the energy around touring is creative.naija artists pls start touring and stop playing shows for the highest payer.the moment light improves and the technology is rampant people are going to stop buying CDs and simply search the internet for what is hot and listen for free.you naa still dey shout piracy well you aint seen nothing yet cos the phenomenon is not going to get worse it is going to get ridiculous.

not in any paticular order and with a few notes  

i am in no way leaking boots but since naa you start this thread

1]eldee album 1- sun ree was an amazing tribute to a lost friend and the 1st day i listened to the words i teared up quite a bit and i repeated it
                            quite a bit
                        -i cant remember the title but that song about the state of the nation in yoruba was the bomb 4 me and i played that thing quite a
                          bit

eldee album 2-bo si gbangba kajo was sheer genius
                      -the phone call that led to pack your things and go oo.eldee naa u bikoooooooooo

[i hav read quite a bit of critque about the whole nate dogg thingy you got going on but i think it works well for you and personally there is longevity in the singing rather than the rap]

2] 9ice album 1- who ?
          album 2-where have you been all our lives??
                      -street credibility 5 GBOSA
                      -gongo aso          5 gbosa
                     -photocopy          1 TRILLION GBOSA

           ALBUM 3-9ice but why now?wetin do you now? ISOLATE JOOOOOOOO!!!

3]MI ABAGA    -what more can i say and i aint even in their generation. PURE GENIUS

4]WANDE COOOAAAL MOOOO HITS- This album is intoxicating and i get high every time i listen to it.
                                                      how did he come up with that jeun soke track SIMPLY AMAZING

5]STYL PLUS -2003/4 this guys did something to music in nigeria even if they had only olufunmi

6]TIMAYA album 2 -Naa waa ooo,butter boy like me dey love timaya,i no understand eeeeeeee
Naa God do am for you eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
timaya doesnt need to be poetic with his words,just add eeeeeee or oooooooo at the end but we love yoy shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

7]P SQUARE - ALBUM 2 on point
-ALBUM 3 UNA KILL AM
-ALBUM 4 who gave who the flu 9ice or u

8]2 face -album 1 -1 trillion gbosa
-album 2 -1 billion gbosa
-album 3 - NO GBOSA

9]BANKY W -THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO NAIJA MUSIC IN A BIT

10]ASA -NOTHING FIT TOUCH YOU.I WILL PAY 30 GRAND TO WATCH YOU EVEN IN A RECESSION COS YOU REIGN OVER NAIJA MUSIC,
AWEEEE ,IBO LO LOO KAAA TAFIN WA OO ,KAA OOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAASSSSSSSAAAAAAAA!!!!!


WATCH OUT FOR THE NEXT BEST THING AND I CAN TELL ONE WHEN I HEAR ONE AND HER NAME -MO CHEDDAH!!!

i no sabi am from adam oooooo,but the girl has it and she must blow.

@blackcypha,i quite agree with you about the us not needing our oil,but the whole green thing aint happening till the last oil well runs dry.i hate hearing the whole green energy and climate change rubbish.i aint no scholar in this regard but it is so overrated and some folk are beginning to make money off it.are you following the coppenhagen thingy? now they want 600 billion annually to mitigate the effect of climate change on developing countries and if that happens guess what will happen? YARADUA GETS SPECIAL ADVISER ON CLIMATIC CHANGE MATTERS .Apart from the oyibo gift,dem go budget a few hundreds of billions and a few PDP chieftains go meet over sharing formula and the money go disfarahan.senate go call for enquiry and minister or special adviser go say,una know dey watch CNN,the climate is changing and as usual END OF STORY.

THE WORLD CAN NEVER EVER END IN 2011 OR 2012,so dont give up on your dreams just yet cos i just might hola you on january 1 2013.

after pulling out of afghanistan, the next war the US will fight will have to be prompted by aggression against Israel.the current recession has totally wiped out the cause of the current xcapades of the us in the middle east and americans have moved on.9/11 is so totally forgotten that it might take another attack to wake america up but then america cannot afford another war now and they are definitely not suffering from exurberance if not dem for don bomb hugo chavez the hell ranting attention seeking venezuelan president who jettisoned previous joint venture arrangements between his government and oil majors only to increase his government's stake.let me break it down.hugo chavez is an adams oshiomole type figure,he becomes president and after says to chevron,mobil,agip and texaco i know you guys have sunk money here year in year out in the truckloads and as such you get 40%,but you know what you thieving MFs are gonna hav to make do with 15% and if you dont like it you can go to hell.he did it and the likes of conocophilips had to leave venezuela leaving all their assetts to the man with the worst arsenal of anti us rhetoric in recent times and NOTHING HAPPENED.how far is venezuela from the us?

i love the controversy generated by this thread and FYI dumb ,childish postulators believe the US will come to nigeria,on top wetin[2 million barrels per day].do you know one oil well in california produces 220 million barrels a year and still has 3.5 billion in reserves.now there are other oil fields in california talkless of texas,the coast off new orleans,alaska etc.naija oil is good but insignificant when angola and ghana are rapidly moving up the charts to dilute our power.very soon togo and cotonu will discover oil and naija people go dey go do omo odo for togo as we havent enough sense to manage our resources. but the us aint coming no where  near here.why didn't they  rescue liberia their former colony during their civil war and besides naija is too far without a us base around here!

i posted a public apology to beaf but it disappeared.if you are so convinced about ur theories @beaf,tan, ,sodconfirm ,call for a brainstorming session and turn your ideas into a screenplay.I will personally take it to my 3 jewish friends that own DREAMWORKS [spielberg,katzenberg and geffen]since they deal more with dreamlike stuff like america invading nigeria and hopefully we can turn it into a movie in honour of you guys.

@ezan,sorry to hav thrown religion into it quite a bit but some things just dont make sense naturally and that is why i believe beyond a shadow of a doubt america will bounce back.ENgland was bankrupt in the late 30s and couldn't fund its war with hitler till they cajoled america to supply weapons in cash backed transactions and america distanced itself cos it was just recovering from the great depression and then PEARL HARBOUR.
Ironically after joining the war America prospered the more despite sending a major part of its work force off to europe and the pacifics.England despite losing its empire status after the war with successive independence of its former colonies began to prosper again.America might be on a long recess but this financial crisis is no where as near the great depression as you can lmagine.crunch the figures and see proof cos america will definitely bounce back.

@ezan ,quite intelligent postulations but i dont quite agree the us is done yet.the next few years will be tough for obama but there is something spiritual about the us economy that a lot of people overlook and that china may never understand and it has to do with the jews.check the american financial power brokers and check their ancestry,a lot of them are jewish.europe prospered while the jews made it their home and with the emigrtion to the states at the beginning of the last century,america prospered.have you ever wondered what it is with america and Israel.which resource does israel have and why would america stick with a government at loggerheads with a saudi and most of the major arab oil producers?
israel carries economic value that a Harvard phd or a Carnegie fellow cannot decipher using economics and international relations and it is called THE BLESSING. America understands it and has tapped into it,that is why israel can do any and everything and get away with it and america will turn their face away.you let any country including china invade israel and see what will happen.WORLD WAR 3.
God has blessed America for sticking by Israel and God has to be a liar for America to be finished.

dont start a thread to publicly display great ignorance.i understand you watch NNC and the CBB but since only a few of you are privy to analysis from the rare , pls keep it that way .not every nairalander is so naive aand oblivious of the workings of the international league of nations but men i hav read retarded views and it gives me goose pimples how stupid some folk are.US invade who??how now?? let'sot even start cos @ beaf i will so take you out on this one.pls you need to apologize to some of us for the pain you have put our eyes through reading these lame views that a gazillion crotches cannot keep up.

nysc is a moratorium period for relationships.allow him some grace after all they say it is the national year of sex and corruption

guys , guys ,u get what you pay for .artisans e.g bricklayers,iron benders , carpenters all earn daily wages dependent on what part of naija u live.
materials hav their cost e.g soft or plaster sand is far cheaper outside lagos and in a place like ijebu you get filling sand for almost free while in lagos naa die.iron rods are cheaper in lagos though cos of transportation.as per blocks some peoples houses go just fall one day with these ridiculous cement to sand ratio especially with bad reinfocements and heavy roofs made of asbestos.go aluminium ,far more expensive but stronger and lighter .if you want to do doors and locks ,close eye spend correct money if not you will buy the cheaper stuff many times over.