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@buzugee

where did u grow up,howdid u grow up and what do u do for a living?

i feel really sorry for angry people like you cos you just dont get it.rant all you like and carry placard if you will but the poor you will always have with you according to Jesus.

everyone can only do their bit but it is no celebrities'cross to save a community from lack.if the problem in chicago or wherever you live is acute,they have elected representatives who read a manifesto every time there is an election,let those people make a case for their communities.

charity is not an obligation contrary to the crap you are spewing all over my screen and for your sake run as fast as you can from your poverty mindset cos i can see it engulfing you like bacteria

poverty is a thing of the mind and i see it splashed all over this thread.

so what would all the lovers of charity hav to say to the owners of ferarri,bugatti,hermes,bvlgari,louis vouittttttttton  and all the other luxury brands,that they should close shop cos folks with narrow minds like you feel it is a frivolity to be rich.

if u havent got money,i feel sorry for you,but dont judge a rich man's choices from your perspective of chronic lack.why live in mushin when i can afford ikoyi,and why drive an average car when i made over 80 million dollars last year and have more cheques coming in the mail.

and some ranting prick mentioned zuckerberg,bill gates and vision 2020.wtf,i didnt realize folks were this retarded

i would love to look at this from jay z's perspective and project that to us men.jay z is married to a woman who in the past 3 years has earned much more money than him(something i doubt most nigerian men will be content with) and after earning so much last year according to forbes,the veyron is actually chicken feed to beyonce.

for me,she is a gem for adorning her husband with her worldly goods ,and he is a gem for being supportive of her and not being intimidated by her ability to earn mega bucks(countless hollywood romances have gone sour once the woman started experiencing more fame or success in the public's domain)

now to all my megabuck earning sisters,most of u having nothing on beyonce in the looks department,this is how to treat a man.u know he can get it himself,yet u go fetch it in a hurry.you hav any idea how many women wanna off pant for jay z,but then i can bet he is the king in his castle and he definitely wont rubbish his queen

appreciate your man in public and elevate your status and stop being like those good for nothing basketball wives,i wonder how much they must loathe beyonce for this.

@buzugee

abeg lecture these people about the word 'infrastructure' and i beg to take it one step further by talking about the intangible infrastructure i.e core values on which a society or a project is built.

the sheikh of dubai back in the days had a dream for his country and he was an absolute ruler whose word was law,hence his vision could fly with help from the british who always have a pre packed suitcase.did u think the ibos are everywhere,trust me the british are everywhere,whether for the good or for the bad.

do the pdp or acn hav a dream for nigeria,sure they do.to leave it bankrupt for the next generation so that in 20 years when dapobear becomes governor of the bank of nigeria or head of its treasury,cutting the deficit will be his headache.jonathan knows nothing about economics neither does fashola and even economists dont know nothing about economics because it took the fall of lehman to teach us all including the west that we and our systems are still evolving.


nigeria needs to narrow the infrastructure gap before embarking on crap

think eko atlantic,think dubai,think portugal,think spain and not at the level of a cnn or bbc story.go to the heart of the matter and u go see say this one naa comic relief gbaaaaaaaaaaaaa.u lot that live in the developed world that are talking crap need history lessons in business and the growth of modern cities.

how can anyone compare lagos and any of the asian tigers?how can a morally bankrupt city with a world renowned intellectual deficit sustain this kind of project?where is the supporting infrastucture that will act as the placenta to this baby?how are they solving congestion without any new bridge in 20 years?where is the bloody money gonna come from.it is not enough that work is goingon now,but will there be work on that mirage in a year or two.this is the biggest government backed fraud and mark my words,una just begin wash fimmm.

by the way,ask richard branson if he ever redeemed his commitment for great britain in 'the world' islands off dubai's coast ?


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dapobear

i read a couple of your posts and just knew u had to be in graduate school or a google junkie.

anyways not wanting to sound too academic,mark my words if you have any common sense,this is a crap project that cannot be managed by lagos or nigeria.the world is in a coma and trust me the financial landscape internationally is too lethargic for eko atlantic city.this project is a white elephant that will require more than a miracle to have started fetal life by 2020.

i am beyond grad school and in my world of real international monetary flow and global finance,eko atlantic is a no no

poverty makes us worship chicks unnecessarily in naija (sorry nigeria),cos if the average girl in mushin,bariga and okokomaiko could take a proper bath and smell really nice and not of sweat and sufferhead,trust me girls like these are all over london and dey do not cost a thing to own(didn"t say have).a churchrat wit balls can hav any girl in the world,if u doubt me ask julia roberts and halle berry and the countless no goods in london ridin drop dead gorgeous chicks.

@dayokanu

i use to think u are troublesome but men u are FUNNY

u got jokes bro,i hope u make ur chick laugh for real

a few years ago,maybe over a decade sef,the people of canada went to the polls to decide if the french speaking quebec wanted to remain eith the english speaking parts of the country.i have never been to canada but way before the canada craze of recent years,i had become aware of the co habitation of two very divergent cultures,one usually made to feel inferior to the other depending on what part of the country you lived in,and like our amalgamation of 1912 or 1914,this was a marriage based on the foundation of historical convenience.

the canadians overwhelmingly decided to stay together in the referendum,but ample time was given to both sides of the divide to sway public opinion in either direction,but yet the people ultimately decided in a vote that was not marred by the interference of a ruling majority.
sudan has just done the same thing or is about to do the same thing,and the southern,oppressed,oil rich part of the country will have a fair shot at a nationhood built in their own terms if the international oilmcompanies dont come and dabarru things for dem.

so back home,sorry i heard the nairaland demographic is like 18-24,seun is dat true?pls we need a survey.and my point
people that are rather young do not appreciate history and it is worse in a country like nigeria where historical preservation has never been lower than it is at the moment.an 18-24 year old prolly wont remember too much of anything before obasanjo and 1999,but we are a people so rich in history and especially the negative history that has been covered up in the name of natioonhood.

the nigerian nation is like a forcefully sealed geyser that is about to erupt,and our prayers are the only source of containment cos the pressure is building up and we are bubbling under.we are an estranged couple that is forced to smile for the cameras when either party knows they hate their partner like a kid hates bitter medicine.wake up nigeria,it is time to go to the polls,and this time it is not to elect a moronic president,but rather to determine our collective destiny.i am not tribalistic,but this piece of shit is too big for the kind of morons we have to govern,we need new countries like yesterday,so the guys up there can get the Bleep lost asap.

i have never committed one foul act in all my years here,neither have a lot of folks i associate with,so i disagree completely with the notion that nigerians in the diaspora are die hard crime addicts always wanting to exploit the system.i said that to say this,'ajoo ole dabi ile'

if you doubt me,ask emeka anyaoku or koffi annan why they both retired to their locality after years at the very pinnacle of international diplomacy.these men could have chosen to live anywhere remember?
this takes me to the story of a certain egyptian ruler in the bible named joseph who instructed that his bones be exhumed and reburied whenever the children of israel left egypt.there is something about your homeland is why i am going back home to fulfil my God given destiny.

when i was much younger,london was fascinating with the unique architecture,the accent,the oxford and bond streets endless shopping,the ease of getting and bedding chicks of all shapes,creed and kind,but as i became older,the perfect organisation of the systems here lost their appeal especially the more comfortable i became.

now i dont consider myself lucky to be cocooned in the thinking and sweat of another man.even if i earned a million pounds a year and lived in knightsbridge,i will still be described as a nigerian just like the al fayeed guy is always traced to his arabian roots and mittal to his indian roots.

i would rather be a king backhome in nigeria than a wannabe here.forget the absence of light,our fathers destroyed nigeria and it is up to our generation to build the nigeria of our dreams.i use an escalator countless times everyday and i ask myself how many functioning escalators we have inthe whole of lagos and i am saddened by the decay and lack of basic infrastructure ,yet i will not die in london or in any borough under the queen's jurisdiction,cos i am not a viking or a descendant of the first roman settlers here,and this place is sooooo not my home.

i know folks like this akainzo

piss off advise,just shut the freaking f up and take the analysing parts of your brain to the gym

and be damn too sure that i got the english language in a choke hold lest u think u are being called out by a slowpoke

u are sooooooooooooo annoying

coz i hav totally gone green

no more fuel guzzlers,i use the train and walk

and i just changed my postcode to where i am surrounded by nature's green with neighbor's only greens could buy

and just in case this may be too hard to comprehend,they say we are in a recession but i remit to the queen in a year
what your dream man would earn in a decade and it is all clean green money

now i dare anyone including dr cork to genuinely top that

fine girls here's prolly your last free ticket to eldorado ,what more can i say like the words of sean carter

manny4life, ngbo are u gay ??

manny is too gbaski

bro u know ur onions and sound reasoning is usually in the minority and that is why people are referred to as geniuses.

u know nigerians love the sound of their own voice but unfortunately turn off their thinking or processing faculties when talking.
that is why we are a country of plenty words with extremely few results to show for it.

i had a friend in this same nigeria we are all talking about whose cousin was rather too effeminate and very gay.sad thing though was he caught the virus and while in uni they use to beat the sh.it out of him and some of the hypocritical bas.tards even raped him.gay bashers raping a man,maybe they were drunk or they suffered from selective amnesia while they sodomized the citizen of sodom.

now i wish on those hypocrites that they used no protection so they can suffer the consequences of their wicked act and live with the worst form of aids known to man and may they all rot in hell for being agents of the devil.

several years after while this guy was on antiretrovirals,he gave an interview to a softsell magazine in which he claimed a lot of big people in the society,majority of them married usually solicited him for sex and paid for his services heavily.now just imagine a bisexual man sleeping with a full blown homosexual with hiv only to swing back to the mother of his kids who prolly has a younger virile lover on this thread.

see as hiv dey spread all u hypocrites.

this thread be hot,30 pages on homosexuality

naija start dealing with real issues, 87 billion for voters registration,17 billion for new presidential fleet planes

yet u  lot be blabbing about gays who dont affect your lives.if you want people to kill all u blood thirsty vampires,
i can recommend a few and good thing they all live in abuja except for alao akala,gbenga daniels,that retarded abia guy changing allegiance like
underpants and pls you can spare all but not that baboon called dimeji bankole.

i would kill a thousand politicians before i utter a bad word at a nigerian homosexual.now u hypocrites should send the rain of fire and brimstone.

someone needs to start a really fun thread and fast cos the cybershere is just thick,too serious.

it is summer and everywhere is soooo boring. what is happenin to 2010.

now i cannot wait for christmas cos i just dont get  

i was only finding her trouble ooo.

friendly fire you might say,why everybody blood just dey hot

chill out folks,life is beautiful

@the amaka

if that is you in ur profile picture,you wouldnt have the time to be on the net and maybe you would have needed the services of a p.a.

but that girl look good and too sad she aint u

hope u paid getty for using their image  

@honerico

dawgpound aint gay,he is obviously using u to catch tripps and generally entertain us.i know a bit of psychology and contrary to widely held opinion,homosexuals are not necessarily violent i.e your soap drops,they have an instant hard on and devour ur behind type thing but they have a different orientation sexually.a naked woman turns u on,a heavy chested model is his ultimate fantasy.

paedophiles and rapists are psycho/sociopaths and those are the people you should have a low threshold of tolerance for.i use to think being gay was contagious when i was younger and so i avoided gay guys and even lesbian friends,but several years later ,my orientation no get comma,i can never like men so why deprive myself the friendship of some wonderful people just cos they are gay.

i know a few gay people and maybe its part of being gay but they are terribly nice and kind hearted to a fault.i wont choose my friends based on color or background and so if i hav an extremely intelligent gay colleague,make i ex am? come on naija

i hate dimeji bankole your speaker back home than my gay friends for killing the morale of an entire generation.those wey no gay,what good examples have they set ? fetish lunatics that will hold on to power at any cost and we are here bashing gay people.a country full of hypocrites that's what u are nigeria.

gay bashing in no way kills the tendency to become gay. a lot of people who go out of their way to crucify gays might have an inate gay tendency themselves. God hates homosexuality and not the homosexual so why should mere mortals like us judge human frailty.

i do not accept homosexuality as a person but that is as far as it goes cos i can only speak for myself.let us all mind our business and leave God to judge and indeed if there is truly a God,then there must be a heaven and a hell,and if there is truly a hell,the liar,figure falsifier,serial cheater,drunkards etc will be best buddies with the homosexuals they hate so much in the great beyond.

and why do we cut lesbians some slack and pounce on the guys?since when did the term homosexuality exclude lesbians ?

the arabs and our brothers up north are very fanatical but ask a seasoned analyst about the prevalence of homosexuality in those cultures and u go fear fear.grow up nigeria,homosexuality has always been around,our response to it is the only thing that has changed.

@paddy lo and debosky

i am blissfully ignorant and i was hoping you geniuses can just give me a well informed opinion on donald duke's [mis]adventure
in cross rivers called tinapa which is like a grain in a sack compared to this misappropriation of resources.

@ezeagu

common sense is by far the rarest assett the so called educated elite of today have and i must commend u for sticking to ur guns
in this battle of witts.the fact that paddy lo has the world behind him only tells u that the bandwagon ,go with the flow attitude of human
beings will never change.u hav a right to ur opinion even when it is ajudged stupid so God sparing our lives,lets wait and watch our
atlantic skyline change and if it does if humans will move in with the spiders,roaches and rodents who hav already made a down payment
on the first few years.

OH HISTORY,HOW I WISH HUMANS WILL EVENTUALLY LEARN FROM THEE

@paddy lo

i like ur zeal but maybe you want to stake ur entire netwoth on it,this is a failed ,destined to be abandoned white elephant project.
people spew a lot of talk so we know how well read they are and a lot of empty head observers applaud and admire the fancy conglomeration of technical terms to the detriment of common sense.
this aint rocket science and i aint debating the need,but the promoters of this project are gonna be broke.who is talking sef?
where is the money for the project coming from?what are the timelines involved?is every milestone on the timeline backed by a guarantee
to proceed should the project be rocked by some stormy tides from the same atlantic dem dey find trouble.
private initiative my deary rare,go to dubai and spain and see as private money dey wallow in uncertainty.austerity measures are being introduced all over europe even in countries with cash after finding out government simply overspent during the good times.
me sef go school ooo,and a top rated one at that,but forget talk talk and lets get grimy.no foreign investor will dive headlong into murky waters in today's world economy and naija aint murky,it is brackissssssssssssssssssssssssssssh

[size=16[color=#990000][/color][center][/center]pt] FUNKYBABY !!!!![/size]

@lashontae

why are u pursuing another wife man when single broken hearted men like me yapaa.
besides u owe me a compensation since i met funke on ur thread and she use pankere pursue me

call it lose one ,get one free

@funkybaby

just backed up a few pages and read our drama with rhymzz and it was so entertaining.now i am so turbo charged and thinking straight,cos other than u xing my side,i had a lot of clutter on my mind over the weekend.hope u do hav a lovely week , including lashontae and all those who loved this thread.

now@rhymz

i did a little research on u and spotted the problem. u weren't meant to be here cos dude actually wore a condom but due to the aridity in the environment into which he was doing his back and forth,the condom split and hence u was conceived

ssecondly,contrary to the assumption u spent nine months in there,i beg to differ as ur incessant venting is a sign of serious prematurity at birth and unfortunately since they didnt hav incubators to properly nurse u to maturity,the oxygen combined with the owerri dust left u permanently damaged.dont bother with anger management cos dem go just chop ur money.pelee

james1:
@lashotae.whatever changed ya mind,you were set to wreck her heart forever.
Nice one though.
Get on with life.
@kushe,funkybaby and rhymz,sheath ya sword.if you insist on this net-war,then grab a pillow;tape a named paper(the name of the person you want dead on this thread)then punch it with all the strenght you can muster,it helps,though I did like you to make love not war.
Lashontae,pls keep us posted and you too,funkybaby and kushe.you ignited the fire here;oblige us or you want to start your own thread?
Kushe you are already protecting funkybaby with a lovers zealousness.pls answer this question:what will you do if funkybaby elopes with rhymz?or if you fly into london and find funkybaby chilling with rhymz?
Pls steer clear of insult.

now that would make a really nice thread.my war with rhymz wasn't about funke,i just felt rather irritated by the anonymousity the net bestows making rhymz talk shi.t. if he does live in london it would be nice for us to meet in my environment[work or play] and then i would like to see him muster the liver to hurl insults at me.trust me,he no FIT .how now ,from where to where.

anyways,funkybaby was never into me,she was just entertaining yall.i liked her for real thoughand i am quite taken aback after i yan everything wey dey my head.

@lashontae

funkybaby held a red placard outside this thread,she didnt even look for the miniature red card.so since u are the reason why we started in the first place,the onus falls on u to repair the damage,thank goodness it is reversible,good thing u are single

@funkybaby

can u hook this bro up with a job.i thought nobody revealed anything on nairaland.
way to go bro,tough times require desperate measures and i hope someone here can help u.

@ojcee

ur career objective is a bit confusing, ''why scientific ?''
would u work in an ''unscientific'' environment ?

finally and the thread died

@funkybaby

u seem to hav quite a following.what is it about u?